Author's note: Because sometimes I like to come up with silly titles and silly plots.

Warnings: Sasuke's pov mainly; Alternate universe; established slash: A/B/O dynamics; Omega Naruto; implied mature content; no real plot here

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Kishimoto owns it.

I hope you'll like this drabble!

Office Necessities

When news travelled around that Namikaze Minato had stepped down, leaving both the leadership and the ownership of Rasengan Cooperation to his only son, it was met with a lot of derision. His only son was an Omega and questions were raised whether an Omega would be able to lead a company all by himself. He hadn't even studied business, what did he know about properly leading a company? Would his lack of knowledge not ensure that the business would crash and burn instead? As if someone like him could keep the company afloat when the sector was nigh impossible to survive in!

Those questions were the same some members on the board had, though they were less than subtle about it. They definitely did not agree with Minato's son taking over the business and were less than happy to consider him their boss. Those members, one Shimura Danzo, one Mitokado Homura and one Utatane Koharu, decided not long after Minato's son took up his new role that the company was in need of a new leader. The new leader, Naruto, decided that it was high time the board could do with a couple of members less.

After thinning out the board, Naruto turned his attention to the employees. Anyone being too disrespectful found themselves being told friendly but firmly their time at the company was over and to find another job. Old faces left, new faces joined and outsiders watched it happening with glee, awaiting the moment when everything would blow up in Naruto's face and he would end up ruining his father's hard work.

Three years later they were still fruitlessly waiting for such a moment to happen while Rasengan Cooperation continued to thrive under the new ownership.

Sasuke shook his head, adding a note to the file. He would have to show Shikamaru these numbers so they could decide how to handle this client. This particular client already wasn't on the top of their favourite list, but somehow he managed to keep kicking himself further and further down that list with every new spreadsheet he sent through. It would be amusing if it wasn't so damn aggravating; Sasuke could already imagine the look on Shikamaru's face when he would see what their client had done this time.

"S-S-Sasuke-san?"

Sasuke glanced up from the screen and raised an eyebrow. "Yes?"

Hinata cleared her throat gently and pressed the folders in her arms against her chest. "N-Naruto-kun asks for you."

"Aren't you Shikamaru's assistant?" he asked bemused, but saved the spreadsheet and locked his computer. "I didn't get a message from Temari."

"T-Temari-san t-took her break early," she replied, a tad apologetic. "I – I p-passed Naruto-k-kun on my way back. He a-asked me t-to pass on t-the message."

"All right, I'll go see what he wants then," he muttered and stood up, offering her a nod when he walked past her.

The door to Deidara's office stood ajar and Sasuke concealed a snort when he overheard the feisty blond man arguing with someone on the phone. From the sound of it, it had to be his roommate on the other end of the line.

"… tell me, Sasori, why the hell I would even bother putting that box in another place? It's your damn box to begin with, un!"

How those two ever had ended up as roommates was something that still mystified Sasuke. Whenever he overheard them, they were usually arguing and if they weren't, Deidara was lamenting having Sasori as his roommate. He could easily shack up with Sasuke's brother, considering Itachi for some reason had fallen for Deidara, but the blond man was stubborn about it, claiming he didn't want to be a 'kept man'.

His arguments would come across as a lot more credible if he didn't so obviously enjoy getting pampered by Itachi.

There was a note attached to the back of the computer screen on Temari's desk and Sasuke paused for a moment to read it; the yellow sticky note standing out against the tidy, neutral grey desk.

'On a break. Do not call me unless my computer has exploded.'

He huffed amusement. Judging by the sharp angles of her handwriting, something – or more likely someone – had pissed her off quite badly. She usually was quite diligent, only taking her breaks during the appointed hours and guarding Naruto's office like a lioness the rest of the time. Even people with appointments would have to wait for her approval to enter the office.

He didn't even bother knocking and simply entered Naruto's office, spotting the man in question behind his desk, squinting at the screen in front of him with the type of focus that had Sasuke quirking an eyebrow.

"You wanted to see me?" he said and closed the door behind him.

"Yes, yes, come here, please," Naruto said, perking up instantly and swiftly turning away from the screen as if quickly losing interest in it.

"I'm here," Sasuke said leisurely and walked over to the desk, growing amused when Naruto reached out impatiently and grabbed his sleeve, dragging him right next to him.

This close there was no doubt whatsoever why Naruto had asked for him, but he pretended not to notice anything, not even when Naruto's scent grew stronger in an attempt to entice him.

"So why did you ask for me?" Sasuke asked, leaning against the desk.

"You know exactly why I asked for you," Naruto said annoying, glowering up at him.

His snappish retort might be more impressive, if his cheeks weren't stained with a blush and if he hadn't started shifting around in his chair; his gaze more focused on Sasuke's crotch area than on his face.

"How can I know when Hinata didn't tell me?" Sasuke said lightly, smirking when Naruto narrowed his eyes. "Use your words, boss."

"Bastard," Naruto said petulantly and his fingers twitched around the sleeve they were still grasping. "I feel empty."

Sasuke tsk'd. "Now I know that isn't true," he chided, stifling a smile when Naruto actually puffed up his cheeks. "I was there when you changed this morning, remember?"

"You know that isn't enough," Naruto whined and tried to tug him down, but Sasuke remained standing.

"Well, what do you need then?"

"You know what I need!" Naruto snapped and his chair was shoved back abruptly when he stood up.

"I can't know when you don't tell me," Sasuke pointed out and wasn't even surprised when Naruto grabbed him by his collar and pulled him down in a rough kiss.

"I want you!" Naruto hissed against his mouth, pressing himself closer against the Alpha.

"I'm here," Sasuke smirked, enjoying the way Naruto was becoming more and more worked up with each calm reply he gave.

"That's not what I meant!"

"You know what I want to hear, Naruto," Sasuke murmured, watching pupils widen a sliver.

"Fine, you absolute bastard! I want your dick!" Naruto exploded. "This toy isn't doing anything!"

"We've still got a whole afternoon ahead of us," Sasuke drawled and closed his arms around Naruto's waist, dipping his hands down until he could grab his arse, giving it a firm squeeze just to hear Naruto gasp. "You can't wait a bit longer?"

"If I did, I wouldn't have called for you!" Naruto snipped and to prove just how impatient he was, he pushed Sasuke's right hand into his trousers, letting him feel warm skin and –

Sasuke lifted both eyebrows when his fingers skated across a lacy edge. "Well, this I didn't see you pulling on," he said appreciatively.

Naruto arched his back when fingers dipped in the lacy number he wore, rubbing against the base of the plug he'd been wearing since this morning.

"Little surprise for you," Naruto murmured, moaning when Sasuke grabbed the plug's base and pulled at it slightly.

The plug could not stop all of the slick escaping and the base of it was already slippery, making it all too easy to pull it out until half of it remained inside before shoving it back inside, causing Naruto to keen and grab Sasuke's shoulders firmly.

"What would the others say if they knew their boss was begging for the CFO's cock?" Sasuke whispered tauntingly, pressing firmly against the base of the plug so that it grazed the Omega's sweet spot.

Naruto shuddered, his hips rocking forwards, and he answered, already a tad breathless, "They'd probably be jealous that I'm the one fucking you and not them."

"So smug," Sasuke clicked his tongue and pulled his hand away. When Naruto whined at the loss, he smacked his arse, making him jump. "You wanted me to fuck you, no? Then get undressed and show me how much you can't wait until tonight."

Normally not one to take orders from anyone, this time Naruto was quick to pull down his zippers and kick off his trousers, leaving him in just a white button-up shirt and his red lacy underwear. There was already a wet spot growing at the front of the lacy number and when Naruto shoved it down, it was clear the underwear wouldn't have lasted that long anymore without becoming completely soaked through. It was thrown carelessly onto the floor, followed by the plug, which bounced before rolling underneath the desk.

Sasuke didn't even get the time to admire the red underwear – was it one he had bought for Naruto? – before Naruto turned his back to him, lowered himself onto the desk and showed the Alpha just how much he wanted him.

His stretched entrance was wet, his slick already starting to slide down his cheeks, and it fluttered underneath Sasuke's hungry gaze, tempting the Alpha.

Enough teasing. Sasuke took just long enough to unzip his trousers and push it down together with his boxers before he was on Naruto, shoving himself inside in one deep thrust. Naruto clamped a hand before his mouth just in time to muffle his shout, but Sasuke wasn't about to go easy on him.

Still buried deep inside his Omega, he reached backwards and dragged the chair to him, sitting down in it. He swiftly pulled Naruto down so that the blond man ended up straddling his lap and he grasped Naruto's thighs, pulling them apart, while Naruto braced his hands against the chair's arms.

"God yes, this is exactly what I needed!" Naruto groaned and started riding Sasuke like the pro he had become by now, squeezing down with every second thrust down.

If anyone were to walk into the office right now, they would see their normally so collected CEO riding his CFO and moaning like a whore; the sounds barely muffled by his hand. There was no muffling the way their skin slapped together with every thrust down, however, nor the wet sounds each time Sasuke drove deep inside his Omega.

"You've been planning this since this very morning, haven't you?" Sasuke asked, mouthing at the junction between Naruto's neck and shoulder.

"How the fuck did you expect me to wait until tonight?" Naruto huffed, arching his back and humming when Sasuke's teeth grazed his skin.

"I shouldn't have," Sasuke chuckled, because Naruto never managed to last long with a toy.

He had no complaints about that, however. Nor was he against having this particular break.

"You're going to have to wait until everyone has left before leaving tonight unless you want everyone to know what you've been up to," Sasuke murmured, kissing Naruto's ear shell.

"Maybe I want everyone to know how amazing my mate is in the sack, hm?" Naruto shot back and one of his hands released the arm chair in order to jack himself off.

"No complaints here," Sasuke said airily; all his focus shifting towards the fire spreading out in his lower belly, shooting outwards until pleasure exploded and he saw nothing but white when he clenched his eyes shut and buried his face into Naruto's neck, grasping his waist tightly and keeping him firmly anchored on his lap.

They fell back, boneless, and for a while nothing but their panting filled the office; the traffic noise buzzing background below them.

When Sasuke returned to his own office, he had an extra item stuffed inside his pocket and the promise of more tonight.

Suddenly that spreadsheet didn't look so aggravating anymore.

The End

AN2: Sometimes you just need to write pointless drabbles, guys. Sometimes that just has to happen.

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