When a Squirrel Killed the Teachers
Alt end to 'How to Sink a Sub'. a squirrel murders the 4 shithead teachers that gave Jimmy 900 detentions.
[I DO NOT AND NEVER WILL OWN CONKER OR JIMMY NEUTRON]
Right at the end of 'How to Sink a Sub', Ms. Fowl, Principal Willoughby, Coach Grubber AND Hilgo all heard a door open. They, Jimmy Neutron included, all turned to see a very pissed off orangey-red squirrel wearing only a blue hoodie and blue and yellow sneakers.
"Hey!" said Principal Willoughby, "wild animals are not allowed in school!"
"Well, In my country, I am king!" the squirrel said, "King Conker! That's me."
"Well, king or not," said Ms. Fowl, "you are tresspassing in school property! rawwwk!"
Suddenly, Conker whipped out some weapons.
"GO TO HELL, YOU SHIT BASTARDS!" Conker yelled.
Jimmy, Ms. Fowl, Principal Willoughby, Coach Grubber AND Hilgo all gasped.
And then, Conker attacked the 4 shithead teachers. Jimmy Neutron stared, his jaw hanging, not entirely sure what to say.
Using a katana, Conker cut off Ms Fowl's nose, then cut off her head, making her fall to the floor.
He then ripped open Hilgo's chest with a chainsaw and ripped out all her guts.
He stabbed Coach Grubber with a dagger, and let him slump to the floor, dead.
"And now for you." Conker said to Principal Willoughby. He got out his 2 submachine guns and shot him to death.
Soon, the 4 shithead teachers of Lindbergh Elementary School were dead.
He turned to Jimmy Neutron, and said, "You'll thank me for this later." Then he jumped through a portal, and was gone.
"Uhhh, I'm welcome?" Jimmy said to no one in particular.
FUCK YOU, MS FOWL, PRINCIPAL WILLOUGHBY, COACH GRUBBER AND HILGO FOR FUCKING PUNISHING JIMMY NEUTRON!
fuck you to the 4 shithead teachers of Lindbergh Elementary School!
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