Alright, I'm here to complain about some people who are pissing me off! This is an extremely serious matter and I'm so angry at these people that I might smash my phone! Aah! Get ready to get cussed the fuck out, dumbass jerks!
First on the list is "trans rights 2023", stupid idiot! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Don't think I've forgotten about when we were in preschool together back in early 2011! I KNOW YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STOLE MY FUCKING MARKERS! Now you're on this site being RETARDED AS FUCK, trying to act like a trans supporter with that little username, and, and, I'll find more details later, and I CANNOT FUCKING STAND YOU. GET THE FUCK OUT! You will get no forgiveness. None. Zero. YOU HEAR ME? NONE AT ALL, YOU DERANGED, FUCKED UP PIECE OF SUBHUMAN GARBAGE! I FUCKING HATE YOU! AAAAAAH! I'M GONNA FIND WHERE YOU LIVE AND I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR MARKERS! LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE THAT, PUSSY!
Alright, I think I yelled pretty loud there, but I was MAKING A DAMN POINT, OKAY?
Second on this list: little mister "Awesomebraveman". THIS GUY THINKS HE'S SO FUCKING COOL. HE STOLE THE USER ID OF "15934700"! I WANTED THAT ONE! This guy REALLY THINKS he can come on here and SNIPE USER IDs thinking he's SOOOO EDGY. OTHER PEOPLE LIKE NUMBERS TOO, FUCKBAG! I bet he only made the account to get the ID! He has no regard for anyone's feelings! STUPID PIECE OF SHIT FUCKITY FUCKED UP FUCK SHITTY GODDAMN SHIT FUCK! I'M GONNA HACK YOUR ACCOUNT AND CHANGE THE PASSWORD, SO IT'LL BE MINE! MUAHAHAHAHHA! TAKE THAT, LAMECOWARDMAN! This guy has been A HUGE DISTURBANCE since he created his account. THAT WAS ALREADY LIKE 8 HOURS AGO! I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! I NEED THAT NUMBER NOW! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
And third on the list… ME. GOOD LORD, I HATE MYSELF! Listen people, I'm so attention starved… I need to whine about myself so that people will feel bad for me! I HATE MYSELF SO MUCH GUYS! KK PUSSYWET, YOU'RE SUCH A LITTLE EMO BITCH. YOUR STORIES SUCK ASS AND YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF. NO ONE LIKES YOU AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE THE SITE! Sorry, hold on guys, I'm starting to cry! KK, IF YOU DON'T DELETE THAT STUPID EMO RAPE STORY AND GO FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO FUCK AROUND, I'M GONNA WRITE A RAPE STORY FOR YOU! "KK PUSSYWET GETS RAPED BY 6 BIG BLACK GUYS" BY KK PUSSYWET. THINK OF THE HUMILIATION! YOU'RE A WORTHLESS, SHITTY PIECE OF SHITTY FUCKED UP GODDAMN SHIT! I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF! AND THEN DIE!
Alright everyone I was going to write more but I got too mean on that last one and now I'm crying. Please feel bad for me… (insert pleading face emoji)
Now I'm going to go slit my wrists in front of my parents so they feel bad for not buying me an Xbox for my birthday. Bye guys.