(XVI) Go's Thunder Mallet
Just as Haru Elie and Naruto thought the battle was over and that the Rain over Ska Village will finally be over, Go punched his girlfriend: Rosa while waking up.
Rosa was send flying into the air from the hit. Haru saved Rosa before she hit the ground.
"Huh? Wh-what happened?" Go asked.
"Oh, man! Are you all right?" Haru asked.
"An actress is only as good as her looks," Rosa repled even though the cheek Go punched her at was so swollen it covered half of her face.
"No! My beautiful Rosa!" Go responded not realizing what he did, "You! You did this!"
"Dude, it was you," Naruto laughed.
"Naruto, I don't think your laughing is helping," Elie responded.
"Unforgivable!" Go responded, "Bring the Thunder."
"Yes sir!" a goon said.
"Hold up! You need to listen to me! Your girlfriend said to stop the rain!" Haru responded.
"You pathetic amateur. Can't you ad-lib a better excuse than that?" Go asked holding up a huge mallet with a stone in the center and the word 'Go' on it, "I'm going to rip you up."
"Aw snap. So this is how it's going down?" Haru asked pulling out his sword and tried to stand up. However Haru fell backwards.
"Get up!" Go ordered
"My legs are numb. It must be from all that dancing," Haru thouhght.
"Hold on, Haru!" Naruto said getting up before collapsing falling on his face.
"Apparently even Naruto's endurance is limited," Haru thought as he sweatdropped.
"You're a goner," Go said, "After what you did to my prima donna, you're going to pay.
"H-Hold up! I can't go at it with you," Haru stated.
"Amateur... you need to speak clearly and enunciate," Go responded.
"Huh?"
"I'll show you how a pro does it!" Go slammed his mallet down toward Haru's feet.
Haru split his legs in order to dodge it.
"Haru!" Elie yelled.
"That was close..." Haru said as electric sparks came off the mallet. Lightning fired down and hit Haru.
"My mallet possess a shadow stone called the 'Angry Blitz'. With it, I wield thunder."
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"Now I see why they call him the Thunder man," Naruto responded.
"Yeah... but he's still not the one I'm looking for," Elie responded, "So how are we going to help Haru?"
"I don't know. I don't think even my kunais can break that stone," Naruto replied.
Plue walked up to them.
"We can throw Plue," Naruto said.
"Puun"
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"Lights, camera, action! Get up!" Go said.
"I can't..." Haru stated.
"Then you're finish!" Go slammed his mallet down and send another lightning at Haru. Haru dodge it, but recieved small ammount of shock
The most unexpected thing happened. After the electric shock, Haru was moving normal.
"Hey! I can stand again!" Haru cheered.
"You are one strange kid," Go said.
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"Actually I'm started to be able to move my legs too," Naruto said shifting his legs.
"You weren't even hit by lightning though," Elie responded.
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"Hey! Camera 2! Make sure you get everything!" Go told a camera man.
"Dude, you're the weirdo, not me," Haru said.
"I'll make this fight the climax of my next movie," Go said, "Die for my movie!"
"Don't be ridiculous!" Haru yelled, "Just stop the rain!"
Go slammed his mallet down but Haru blocked it with the ten commandments.
"Heavy..." Haru said before noticing electricity coming off the mallet. Haru dodge and avoid the lightnign as Go slammed his mallet down.
Then Go swipe his mallet. Haru dodge it causing Go to hit the wall. When he did rubble fell down and hit Go in the head knocking him down.
"You're dead meat!" Go yelled.
"Oh gimme a break!" Haru yelled, "This is pointless."
"Pointless? You call a cool action scene like this pointless?" Go asked, "Stupid critics."
"I'm not a critic..." Haru stated.
"Then what should I call you then? Best boy? Key Grip?"
"Man, you are dense. You call yourself a director, but you're not even fit to handle second unit!" Haru stated.
"That's it! You're goin' down now!"
The two came at each other. Haru blocked the Mallet with his sword but was forced back.
"Explosion!" Haru yelled as the ten commandments transform to Explosion form. Haru swipe but Go blocked it.
"Then Explosion Technique Super explosion!" Haru yelled as he struck Go with a bigger explosion.
It wasn't enough as Go slammed the Mallet down. "Ultra Thunder Fist of Doom!" Go summoned large ammount of electricity.
Haru dodge it, but bits of the electricity almost hit Elie.
"Uh... Elie..." said Naruto remembering Elie's story.
"Noooo!" Elie yelled as she picked up the closest thing-which unfortunately was Plue-and threw him.
"Aaah! Plue!" Haru yelled.
Go noticed Plue. "An Alien? They really existed." Go was in a daze but then used his mallet to block Plue.
However, Plue's nose hit the shadow stone and destroyed it.
When the Shadow Stone was destroyed, the mallet broke into pieces.
Naruto burst out laughing as Elie gasped.
"Explosion Technique: Bakugeki Dance Explosion!" Haru yelled as he send multiple explosions that hit Go.
Go hit the ground unable to continue but not before saying, "Cut... End scene..."