Groaning softly, my eyes opened allowing the stray bolt of sunlight to cover my iris'. Being the goddess of the morning sun meant that my eyes wouldn't get blinded like other individuals, and it explained my tendency to wake up early in the morning, much to the annoyance of Ma'at and Hathor. That did little to stop the headache that was ravaging the insides of my brain.

"Mmm, I really need to stop drinking so much." I sighed softly as I sat up on the rather soft bed I was laying in-wait a minute. I didn't remember going back to my hotel last night. Everything after the first steak and drink was just an uncomfortable blur.

Rubbing my forehead gently, I froze and look down, just to see a thin blanket protecting my modesty, and a covered body shape lump right next to me that didn't move.

"AHHHHH!" I screamed, jumping off the bed, taking the sheet with me. Where was my mask?! Where was I?! I gathered my swarm, pulling all of the insects that loitered in the walls of this crappy uh, was it a motel? The other half of this one night stand finally started to stir, their bluish body in a similar state of undress.

"Uh, stop screaming, my head hurts." The familiar snake-like voice said. I narrowed my eyes as I felt a few flies land on my belongings, which were spread throughout the room. I knew that voice, one I had spent a few decades running from.

"Loki." I growled as I held out a fist, the power of the Morning Sun causing it to shine brightly. Loki finally sat up, using a pillow to protect their modesty.

With long black hair that fell down their back, blue skin that seemed to change shades at various times throughout the day, the god of mischief was a pain in the ass to deal with. Their lips formed a grin that I so desperately wanted to punch, and knock a few of their perfect teeth out.

"I missed you too Khep-Khep." Their voice sounded both feminine and masculine at the same time.

"What are you doing here?!" I held the bed sheets closer, taking a few steps back to my discarded clothing. Loki winced from the bright light and swung their legs off the bed. He, Loki didn't care what pronouns others used with him, was the reason I could never go back to Asgard, which was actually a pretty nice tourist destination for the gods.

Dealing with a marriage proposal every five minutes got extremely annoying. Speaking of which, one was no doubt on the way-

"I saw Anubis on GMZ." Loki stood up proudly, allowing the pillow to drop, and he fell to one knee, pulling a small box from-"Please be my lawfully wedded wife!"

Yup, there it was.

"No." I said flatly.

"Why not?" Loki didn't seem surprised by my answer, raising an eyebrow in response.

"Because you took advantage of me not being able to consent because I was drunk for a round two?" I narrowed my eyes. "I'm sure dear Daddy Odin isn't going to like when I tell him about this-"

"We didn't do anything." Loki jumped up, causing me to look away. Steeling myself, I took a few steps forward and placed my shining hand next to their head, allowing the heat to radiate off of it.

"Explain, now, and no funny business unless you want Sigyn scraping your body from the floor." I glared harshly as Loki rolled their eyes.

"Ugh, fineeee." Loki flicked my forehead.

"Hey Thoth, hey Thoth, hey Thoth, hey Thoth." I poked the bird-brains shoulder over and over again.

Thoth sighed, pushing my chair a good foot or so away from him. "I knew you shouldn't have drunk that pina colada. What horrible pun do you have this time?"

"What did one eye say to the other." My voice slurred, ignoring the armwrestling match Anubis and Poseidon were in the middle of.

Thoth downed a shot of nectar and wiped a tear from his eyes. "I have no idea." He said dryly.

"Just between you and me, something smells." I bursted out laughing, slapping my knee while Thoth took another shot groaning.

Poseidon got slammed into the table, shattering it and sending splinters everywhere.

"VICTORY!" A shirtless Anubis held both his arms in the air with Amphitrite by his side.

"I don't know about you guys, but I hate splinters." I giggled as I played with the straw in my drink. "They're always getting under my skin."

Everyone at the table groaned in mental pain.

"That was horrible and you know it!" Poseidon pointed a scaly finger in my direction.

"Well I think they're funny." A sultry voice decided to join our conversation. Turning my head slightly, my masked eyes met ones that were a shade of purple so dark they looked black.

"Artemis?"

"YOU TURNED INTO ARTEMIS TO TRY AND SEDUCE ME!?" I shouted into Loki's ear, forcing them to fall back on the bed.

"Chillax Khep." Loki raised their hands in the air defensively. "We didn't even do anything. I just brought you here to this shitty motel and vomited on my dress."

I froze in place and wrinkled my nose. "What?"

"You vomited on my dress, took off your clothes and went to sleep." Loki smirked. "Daddy dearest doesnt know I'm here so I was on a budget, and you looked so comfortable and snuggly-

I threw the bed sheet in their face, grabbed my clothes and locked myself in the restroom. Staring at my bloodshot eyes in the mirror over the sink, I cursed my alcohol intolerance.

Loki being here was going to cause a lot of problems, I could feel it.

Now I just needed to kick Anubis' and Thoth's asses for letting me get kidnapped by a yandere freak.

Yeah, that sounded like a plan.

A/N

Its been so long since I updated! So here comes a chapter that I'm sure is going to be pretty controversial.

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