After locking myself in the restroom, I quickly changed into my now dirty clothes. So quick I also fell when I was putting my pants on after I almost lost my balance on one leg. Thankfully Anubis and Thoth weren't here to make some lame one liner that they thought were cool.

My puns were way better.

Staring at myself in the mirror, I felt naked without my mask, few people outside of my friends and new family had ever seen me without it. Most of them who had without my consent were dead, thanks to yours truly. Sliding a hand inside my blazer's pocket, I pulled out one of my extra 'Weaver' masks and slid it over my face. It always helped to be prepared.

"Khep-Khep? Can you hurry up? I have to pee." Loki shouted from the other side of the door. The doorknob wiggled but was steadfast in keeping the Norse annoyance out.

"You can hold it!" I shouted back, adjusting the mask with ease. I had a lot of practice thanks to centuries of Hathor trying to rush me out of the bathroom.

"I'm going to get a bladder infection!" Loki started banging on the door lightly. Rolling my eyes under my mask, I did one final check to make sure I looked presentable.

"Then suffer in silence." I said loudly, making my way to the door. Hopefully I didn't do anything embarrassing while I was drunk, like attempting to do standup comedy in the middle of a news reporter's segment about some murder.

Opening the door, Loki swung it open and rushed past me. "FINALLY!"

"Shut up." I closed the door behind me as the sound of liquids hitting the toilet bowl filled my ears. It was time to make my escape while Loki was distracted. Thoth and Anubis better hide, they were going to suffer for leaving me behind.

Speaking of the two idiots, where were they?

"Mmmm." Anubis groaned as he felt a pair of arms wrap around his torso. After downing several gallons of nectar, he was pretty sure that he was going to be regretting it within a few hours, or minutes depending on when he decided to wake up. He felt another pair of arms sandwich his lean body. Sleep, when drunk, felt amazing as usual. Until he smelled something rancid.

Suddenly, Anubis' nose wrinkled softly. Why did it smell like fish? He took another deep breath, the rancid fishy smell attempting to overwhelm his senses. Forcing his eyes open, Anubis jumped up from the bed.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Anubis was confident enough in his masculinity to admit that he screamed like a little girl, one with a whiny high pitched voice.

"AAAAHHHHH!" Poseidon, who had his arms wrapped around Anubis' torso, also shot up screaming in confusion.

"It's too early for this." Amphitrite grumbled as she rolled onto her side, facing away from the two. Anubis felt his draw drop to the floor. The three of them were uh, not decently dressed. "Round six later, I need my beauty sleep."

Shit, f, hell, damn. Thoth and Khepri were going to kill him. Amun-Ra and Anput were never going to let him live this down if they ever found out. Hell, Thoth finding out alone was world ending. First the ribbon cutting trip caught on live television and now it was Anubis having fun with two fish.

"Damn bro, nice pecs." Poseidon spoke up after a whole minute of an awkward silence.

"Thanks! Push Ups are your best friend." Anubis said, flexing his muscles, all sense of shame quickly fading away.

He was going to die.

Taking a small sip of his coffee that he infused with his anti-hangover potion, Thoth was finally allowed to relax in the hotel's lobby. After the rather wild dinner from the previous night, he welcomed the peace and quiet. Poseidon and Amphritite were not what Thoth considered to be cultured fellows to have deep conversations with.

"Your breakfast, sir." A purple nymph wearing a short uniform wheeled a table in front of him. She took the steel top off, revealing the fluffiest waffles in the Greek pantheon. If Thoth was a lesser god, he was sure that he would have to be wiping his saliva off his beak.

"Thank you." Thoth said politely. He decided against wearing his signature white suit, he didn't want it getting covered in bugs or Anubis' slobber, amongst other things.

"Are you sure you don't want to eat in our dining room?" The nymph said, a growing smirk over her conventionally attractive face. "Or I could take it up to your room if you wish?"

"No, thank you." Thoth handed the nymph a gold scarab. Tips usually made them go away faster. "I want as many people as possible to watch me."

The nymph blinked several times with a small blush on her face, before finally sauntering away leaving Thoth alone with his waffles. Giving his phone a quick glance, Thoth grabbed a handkerchief, placing it on his lap.

He had exactly five minutes to finish his waffles before the first of the two idiots arrived according to his calculations. Whether they arrived at the same time or separately would have to depend on several variables, and while Thoth could certainly figure it out, that was too much work at the moment.

Hopefully Khepri would learn her lesson, don't karate chop someone's neck just because they told you that that wasn't the real Artemis.

"I love waffles." Thoth mumbled as he bit into the first one. They were best served warm, the exact same way revenge was a dish that was best served cold.

"YOUUU!" Thoth heard Anubis' shrieky voice.

"YOU!" And this time it was Khepri's turn. Oh, it looked like they got here faster than Thoth expected.

Staring at the two idiots that were charging straight at him, Thoth scarfed down the last of his first waffle just as they tackled him.

The hangover must've messed with his math.

A/N

Took a bit longer than I expected but here's another chapter!

I hope it's still enjoyable despite the long wait in between updates.

What LO characters would you like to see Taylor interact with?