My Nahuatl Antagonist Is a Peach!

by Qoheleth

Find the 40 state capitals hidden in these 39 paragraphs (plus title); then, if you want to really impress your friends, find the nicknames of the 10 states left over. And have a happy Fourth. (Now with bonus material further relating the fandoms involved to their assigned states.)

2. Quarter (Looney Tunes drabble)

"Tell you what," said Bugs, withdrawing a quarter from his fur. "Heads it's duck season; tails it's rabbit season. Fair?"

"Fine," said Daffy.

Bugs tossed the coin into the air, and slapped it down on his palm. "Heads," he said. "Duck season it is."

"What?" Daffy demanded. "That'th tailth!"

"Nonsense," said Bugs lightly. "Obviously these are heads. Ain't these heads, Fudd?"

Elmer glanced down at the engraved Mount Rushmore. "Yup!" he agreed. "Dose are heads, all wight!"

Daffy groaned. "Today'th letthon, kidth," he said. "If you mutht give your enemieth quarter, make sure it'th not the Thouth Dakota kind."

BANG!