"For the last time, I'm not lending you my ice-cream truck!" The owner yelled.
Plucky and Hamton were at an ice-cream truck. The former was trying to convince the owner to lend them the truck.
"But you wanna lend it to us." Plucky replied.
"No, I don't wanna." The truck owner replied.
"You do wanna." Plucky replied.
"I don't wanna." The truck owner replied.
"You do wanna." Plucky replied.
The two ended up going back-and-forth.
"I don't wanna!"
"You do wanna!"
"I don't wanna!"
"You do wanna!"
"I don't wanna!"
"You do wanna!"
"I don't wanna!"
"You don't wanna!"
"I do wanna!"
"You don't wanna!"
"I do wanna!"
"You don't wanna!"
"I do wanna!"
"You don't wanna!"
"I do wanna!"
"You don't wanna!"
"I do wanna!"
"You don't wanna!"
"I do wanna! I want to lend you my truck! Here, take the keys!"
The truck owner stepped out of the truck, and tossed Plucky the keys to the truck.
"Alright, we'll borrow it!" Plucky replied.
"That's right!" The truck owner replied.
Plucky took Hamton by the arm, lead him into the truck, and drove off with it while the truck owner realised Plucky's trick. Plucky drove the truck to Buster and Babs, who were throwing mud at a picture of the Perfecto Prep school.
"Talk about mud-slinging." Buster chuckled.
"Oh look, there's Plucky and Hamton with the truck!" Babs pointed out.
"Lady and gentleman, we've got it!" Plucky proudly announced.
"But Plucky, isn't this stealing?" Hamton nervously asked. "We basically stole that ice cream truck."
"It isn't stealing." Plucky replied. "It was lent to us."
"Gee Hamton, you're the type of guy who could never get accused of a crime." Babs complimented.
Suddenly, a cop van pulled over. Two officers came out and grabbed Hamton.
"Your friend here is accused of a crime!" One of the officers informed. "Stealing food to be more exact."
"Wait! I didn't steal any food!" Hamton protested.
"Save it, iron gut." The other officer replied. "Perfecto Prep is claiming that you stole their cafeteria food."
"Hold it!" Buster protested. "Hamton would never steal food! Maybe it was Dizzy."
"Dizzy isn't being accused because of plot reasons." One of the officers replied.
"This pig must stand trial." The other officer added. "I must let you all know that if he is found guilty, he will be expelled from ACME Looniversity and transferred to Perfecto Prep."
"Expelled?! Transferred?!" Hamton yelled. "No! I don't wanna go!"
"Does this pig have a lawyer?" Cop One asked.
"Yes!" Buster interfered. "Me!"
"May we see your lawyer card?" Cop Two asked.
Buster handed a card to the cops. The card was a fake lawyer card that was drawn with crayon.
"Seems legit." Cop One said, handing Buster back the card.
"The trial is tomorrow." Cop Two informed. "We'll see you in court."
Despite his protests, Hamton was taken away by the cops.
"I hope you know what you're doing, Buster!" Babs informed.
"Call me... Buster Right!" He replied. "And in return, I shall call you... Babs Feign!"
"I like it!" Babs replied.
The next day was the trial. It was in courtroom number zero, and the judge was Bugs Bunny in a judge costume.
"Court is now in session for the trial of Hamton J Pig!" He announced, in a fake-sounding Judge voice.
"The prosecution is ready, your honour." Roderick Rat spoke out while he and Rubella snickered.
"The defence is also ready, your honour." Buster spoke out.
"I see." Bugs replied, adjusting his fake glasses. "According to these documents, as ridiculous as it sounds, Hamton is accused of stealing food from Perfecto Prep. Prosecution, your opening statement."
"Your honour, Hamton J Pig has committed a horrible act against our school." Roderick spoke out. "He has stolen food that was meant for the students of Perfecto Prep. Not even our school would do something so cruel to the students of ACME Looniversity. That Pig is a heartless food thief, and he must be punished!"
The people in the court started loudly talking to themselves before Bugs slammed his gavel on the desk.
"Order! I will have order!" Bugs yelled. "I'll have an order of pizza with extra sausage... wait. Oh, excuse me. A-hem! Defence, your opening statement."
"Your honour, I truly believe that all of these charges are false." Buster spoke out. "Perfecto Prep has some shady history with ACME Looniversity, not they're trying to frame our innocent pig friend for something he didn't even go. We take the Not Guilty plead, and request all charges be dropped."
The people again were talking amongst themselves before Bugs again banged his gavel.
"Okay, can I ask you people to at least whisper?" He asked. "We're trying to do a trial here! Anyways, let's call our first witness to the stand."
Rubella was the first witness. She had a handkerchief in her hand and was streaming crocodile tears.
"Miss Rat, explain to the court your thoughts." Bugs stated.
"W-well, it was a normal day in Perfecto Prep until we checked the food storage." She sobbed with her crocodile tears. "Apart from that purple Tasmanian devil who isn't being accused because of plot reasons, Hamton is a food pig. And the fact he's innocent makes him even more suspicious."
"Hold it!" Buster Right yelled. "How is it that Hamton is more suspicious because he's innocent?"
"B-because it could be a façade." Rubella replied, in a fake-crying voice. "I just wish he could've saved some food for the rest of us, as now us Perfecto Prep students had to starve."
As Rubella was talking, Babs Feign took out a tiny violin from her pocket and started playing it.
"Truly heart-breaking." Bugs sighed.
"Oh, come on!" Hamton protested. "Those are clearly crocodiles tears! I object!"
"Objection overruled!" Bugs yelled. "Now, let's call our next witness."
Dizzy was the next witness.
"Hamton not do it!" Dizzy yelled. "He innocent! Perfecto Prep students frame him! They liars!"
The next thing Dizzy knew, he was ejected from the courtroom.
"Alright, we're taking a short break to gather things." Bugs announced. "Court is adjourned!"
Bugs banged his gavel on the desk.
Buster and Babs were searching Perfecto Prep.
"There's got to be something here to clear Hamton's name!" Babs yelled.
"Wait!" Buster yelled. "Babs, look!"
Buster pointed to a door that read "Not to be open until after the trail". Buster opened the door to reveal that all the food that was claimed to be eaten by Hamton was all there. Still fresh, in perfect condition, and have not been eaten.
"Those worms!" Babs yelled. "They're trying to frame our friend for eating food that hasn't even been eaten!"
"And just what are the odds of a door having all food in them right here?" Buster asked.
"Hey, I guess the writer was trying to get to the point, plus this probably would be in a cartoon episode." Babs replied. "Besides, less is more at times, Buster."
"Point taken." Buster replied. "Now let's gather this evidence."
The two rabbits gathered the food, and closed the door. They had all the evidence needed to prove Hamton's innocence, and keep him from being transferred.
Bugs banged his gavel on the desk.
"Court is now resuming!" He announced. "Let us call our next witness: Roderick Rat!"
Roderick Rat was the next witness to do a testimony.
"It's clear that the pig ate the food." He groaned. "Just find him guilty so we can get a new student, and ACME Loo can lose one."
"Don't tell me how to do my job." Bugs scowled.
"Hold it!" Buster Right yelled.
"On what grounds?" Bugs asked, with a bit of heat in his voice.
"So you claim that Hamton stole some of Perfecto Prep's food, huh?" Babs asked. "Food like this?"
Buster and Babs took out all the food that was claimed to be eaten, causing the courtroom to erupt into loud talking which resulting in Bugs banging his gavel on the desk three times.
"What did I say about talking loud in the court?!" He snapped. "Do you people not know how to whisper?!"
"Hamton never ate that food at all!" Buster exclaimed. "He was framed by this very witness and Rubella!"
"What?!" Roderick yelled.
Rubella stopped her crocodile tears and snapped.
"Roderick, i told you to hide them in the lockers, not the closet!" She yelled, before quickly clamping her mouth shut in horror.
"Ah-ha! I knew it all along!" Bugs yelled. "You Perfecto Preps are all alike! I see no reason to continue with this trial! This case is dismissed!"
"What?!" Roderick snapped. "He's an ACME Loo student! You better transfer him to our school if you know what's good for ya!"
"Bah, shaddup!" Bugs yelled, pulling on a lever which ejected Roderick and Rubella from the courtroom, the same way Dizzy was ejected. "Anyways, allow me to announce it in another way. This court finds the defendant, Hamton J Pig, not guilty!"
Confetti fell to the ground as the courtroom cheered. Afterwards, Bugs banged his gavel for the final time.
"That is all." He said. "Court is now adjourned."
The gang were just outside the courtroom.
"Oh, you don't know how much this means to me, guys." Hamton happily sighed.
"I'm just glad this court thing is all over now." Babs replied.
"Hey, let me go!" Plucky's voice yelled.
The three turned to see Plucky being taken into the courthouse by the same two cops from before.
"This green duck is being accused of stealing an ice cream truck." The first cop informed.
"He needs a lawyer." The other cop added. "Better get to defending again, lawyer rabbit."
"Here we go again." Buster shrugged.
Okay, before I publish this chapter, a few things. I got an idea for a student and teacher bonding story, and a Furrball and Fifi story. Let me give the summaries for these stories:
In the student and teacher story, there will be interactions between the teachers and their respective students. During the Sylvester and Furrball interaction, Sylvester JR will appear.
And in the Furrball and Fifi story, Furrball is too shy to talk to girls, and is worried no girl will like him. So Fifi, along with Penelope, help him out.
Another story planned for this series is a sort-of sleepover story where the Tiny Toons get snowed-in at ACME Looniversity.
The stories chosen will be selected via Wheel Decide, and the next story will be a bully story, so look forward to that, Toonsters.