It was a new day in ACME Looniversity, and Buster was telling a completely random story to the class.

"And so the morale of that story is..." Buster said. "Oh, I've got it! Bananas can be people as well on Wednesdays."

"Wow." Babs replied. "I never thought a single feather could cause that many chunks of iron to start a pie revolution."

"I liked the part where the grasshopper managed to fit into that fisher boot." Hamton spoke out.

Suddenly, the door flung open. At the door was a bulldog boy. He was beige and white, looked griff and aggressive, was wearing a black shirt with a skull and crossbones on it, and below that skull and crossbones, the word "Bully" was written on it.

"Everyone, we have a new student!" Announced Yosemite Sam. His voice was on an intercom. "His name is Billy Bulldog!"

"Heh, a smelly mutt as a new classmate." Montana Max chuckled.

Without saying a single word, Billy walked over to Max, pulled his face onto his desk, and began to pull his underwear over his face.

"Hey, what are you doing?!" Montana Max yelled. "Let go! Get off! Stop it!"

Despite Monty's protests, Billy pulled his underwear over his head to wear it was completely covering his face up to his chin.

"He gave me an atomic wedgie!" Monty yelled.

Billy then shoved Montana to the ground and sat at his desk.

"Hey, that's my Monty-Wonty!" Elmyra yelled.

"Shut it, nerd." Billy scoffed.

Billy stormed over to Elmyra, and tied her arms and legs in a big bow.

"Hey, I can't chase my cuddly-wuddly animals like this!" She yelled.

"Who else wants to test me?!" Billy yelled out.

"I'm allergic to bullies." Little Sneezer commented. "Ah... ah... ah...!"

Before Sneezer was about to let out his trademark sneezes, Billy started twisting Sneezer's nose until his nose was as long as an elephants trunk.

"Owie." Sneezer softly sobbed.

"Gee Buster, I think he means business." Babs whispered.

"I'll sort out this menace!" Buster loudly proclaimed.

He rolled out his sleeves before going to talk to Billy.

"Hey, you better stop bullying people!" Buster proclaimed.

The very second after Buster stopped talking, Billy grabbed the blue rabbit by his ears and feet, and launches him into the wall like a slingshot. Buster's impact with the wall caused Yosemite Sam to come into the room.

"What in tarnation is going on?!" He demanded. "Billy, ya better stop bullying everyone! Only ah can bully them!"

Billy walked behind Sam, and starting pulling on his underwear until Sam was in a cocoon of his own underwear.

"Ah, consarn it!" Sam yelled, his voiced muffled. "Ah've got stains! Why didn't ah do mah laundry last week?!"

Later on, in the hallway, Billy had tripped up Little Beeper who was dashing through the hallway.

"Don't run indoors, loser." Billy scoffed.

He then walked over to Little Beeper who was on the ground, and dropped his heavy books onto the red Road Runner's head.

"Oh no, you made me drop my books!" Billy mocked.

Babs approached Billy, making herself look as innocent as possible.

"You don't wanna bully an innocent bunny like me, right?" She asked, sweetly. "You also don't wanna bully any of my friends, right?"

Shortly afterwards, Babs returned to Buster with her underwear pulled over her face.

"Didn't go well?" Buster asked.

"What do you think?!" Babs snapped. "My underwear is over my face!"

From inside the bathroom came the sounds of Plucky screaming and toilet water splashing. Afterwards, Plucky ran out of the bathroom, his head and face was dripping with toilet water.

"He gave me a swirlie!" Plucky yelled. "He made my face go down the hole!"

"Like, bullying people isn't okay!" Shirley was yelling to Billy from across the room.

A few seconds later came the sounds of Shirley screaming and toilet water splashing.

"Shirley, more like swirlie!" Billy yelled from the bathroom.

"You two had better come up with something to stop him!" Plucky yelled to Buster and Babs. "He's swirly-ing my Shirley-ing!"

"Gee, try saying that five times fast." Babs commented

At lunchtime, Hamton was carrying a tray full of food that could feed an entire jury (or at least be a midnight snack for Dizzy). As he was walking to his table, Billy walked right past him, and knocked the tray out of his hands, causing all the food to get all over the cafeteria.

"Hey, you made me drop my lunch!" Hamton yelled.

"Well watch where you're going, bacon breath!" Billy yelled.

"Dog boy wastes food!" Dizzy yelled. "Me teach bully a lesson!"

Dizzy spun over to Billy, who proceeded to smack Dizzy in the stomach with enough force to leave a red handprint, causing Dizzy to leap high into the air, screaming at the top of his lungs.

"Babs, time to put this food to good use." Buster whispered.

"I hear ya, Buster." Babs replied.

Then, at the top of her lungs, Babs yelled out:

"FOOD FIGHT!"

Suddenly, Buster and Babs started throwing the food at Billy, which lead to everyone else throwing food at Billy until he ran out of ACME Looniversity. As the students cheered, Buster and Babs began to wonder about Billy.

"What's even got him in that mood anyways?" Buster asked.

"Maybe he found out that the other characters were excluded from the Animaniacs reboot." Babs guessed.

The two rabbits decided to follow Billy home to find out the source of his bullying ways.

Billy had rode his bike home. Just as he was walking along the path to his house, Buster and Babs popped out of the ground just outside the house's gate.

"Now, let's see why Billy Bulldog is a Bully Billdog." Buster commented.

Babs pulled out two telescopes from her ears, and handed one to Buster. The two used the telescopes to spy through one of the windows. They saw Billy, who was still covered in food from the food assault, go up to his parents.

"Billy, what did we tell ya about being a loser at school?!" His father demanded.

"Give us your lunch money, dweeb!" His mother added.

"It all makes sense now!" Babs exclaimed. "Billy is a bully because his parents are bullies!"

"Babs, I've got an idea!" Buster informed.

Later, the two were eating chocolate-covered carrots.

"You were right, Buster!" Babs happily exclaimed. "Chocolate-covered carrots are amazing!"

Then, Buster remembered the truth behind Billy.

"Babs, I've got another idea!" He announced.

The two were at Weenie Burger, eating carrot ice-cream.

"I cannot believe they agreed to this!" Babs exclaimed. "Oh wait, what are we gonna do about Billy?"

Buster had a think.

"Ah-ha! I've got it!" He announced.

Later, Buster walked out of Babs' closet, wearing one of her skirts.

"Buster, Billy is being a bully because he is being bullied by his parents!" Babs yelled. "And what did I tell you about wearing my skirts?!"

"You said not to wear them on Tuesdays." Buster replied.

"Well, that too." Babs replied. "But still, what do we do about Billy?"

"Don't worry, Babs!" Buster proudly proclaimed. "I have an idea!"

"Can you two keep it down in there?!" Babs' mother asked. "I'm trying to put seven of the kids down for a nap!"

"I have an idea." Buster whispered.

The next day, Billy was pulling on Furrball's tail.

"Yell louder, loser." He scoffed.

Suddenly, Buster and Babs burst out of the lockers, both dressed in therapist uniforms. A startled Billy released Furrball's tail, prompting the blue cat to dash off.

"Open your heart to us." Buster greeted.

"But not literally." Babs added. "Otherwise we could not help."

"What do you want, nerds?" Billy asked.

"We know why you're bullying people." Buster informed.

Billy stopped in his tracks.

"Your a bully to the toons as your parents are bullies to you." Babs added.

"H-how did you know?" Billy asked.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..." Buster replied. "Oh yeah! We have our ways."

"By our ways, he means we followed you home and spied on you." Babs added. "But it's okay, because we know how we can help you."

"How, exactly?" Billy asked, raising an eyebrow.

Later, there was a big sign outside ACME Looniversity that read "Parents Evening for Billy Bulldog". Billy's parents walked in to find Billy standing by himself in a hallway.

"There's our wimpy son!" Billy's dad exclaimed.

"Let's see where he keeps his lunch money." Billy's mom added.

What neither of them realised is that Buster and Babs were right behind them. The two rabbits were wrapping the parents' underwear around two giant metal hooks. Just when the parents were about to grab Billy, they found themselves being suspended into the air by their underwear.

"Hey! What the heck!" Billy's mom yelled.

"Get us down from here!" Billy's dad yelled.

As the two were being super-wedgied, the walls fell down, revealing everyone at ACME Acres sitting in seats. They pointed at Billy's parents and were loudly laughing.

"You two were right." Billy informed Buster and Babs. "This is helping me."

After a while, the two parents were lowered down to the ground.

"So, why do you bully your son?" Buster asked.

"We're being bullied ourselves." Billy's dad informed.

From behind them were Billy's grandparents.

"There are the losers." Billy's grandpa said.

"Let's take their lunch money." Billy's grandma added.

"Here we go again." Babs shrugged.

In the next story, Calamity makes a dangerous chemical. See you then, toonsters.