ACME Looniversity was having it's first ever chemistry day in Professor Wile E Coyote's class.
"Well students, I am happy to announce that we are having our first ever chemistry day, if you couldn't already yell by the opening sentence in this story." Wile E informed. "I have set up the chemicals on your desks."
"Perhaps I could use these to make a love potion for Shirley." Plucky Duck thought to himself.
"Oh, and by the way, you're not allowed to use them to make a love potion." Wile E informed.
"Aw rats!" Plucky groaned.
"Like, get over yourself, Plucky!" Shirley scolded. "It's, like, our first chemistry day or some junk! Don't spoil it for the rest of us."
"As I was saying, I have also left some instructions on your desks in case you do not know what to do." Wile E continued.
At his desk, Calamity was amazed at the various coloured chemicals. The possibilities he could do were endless.
"Ees zhere a potion zhat could attract monself a skunk hunk?" Fifi asked, putting her hand up.
"I'm fairly sure that would count as a love potion." Wile E replied.
"Le sigh." Fifi sighed.
Calamity decided to go all-out. He took out a larger chemical beaker and poured all the other chemicals into it, expecting something interesting to happen. Suddenly, the mixed chemicals started changing colours and frothing with bubbles to where it was overflowing. When the bubbles touched the desk, it started to dissolve, startling Calamity.
"Calamity, what did you do?!" Wile E exclaimed, having seeing the partially-dissolved desk.
"I just mixed the chemicals together." The sign Calamity was holding read.
"Genius 101." Billy chuckled.
"Don't you know you're not supposed to mix those?!" Wile E exclaimed. "You just made a Shronicaca, one of the most harmful chemicals ever made! It's espcecially harmful toons!"
"Gee, ain't that a coincidence." Plucky commented.
"It doesn't say that in the instructions." Read the sign Calamity held up.
Wile E was left speechless.
"I guess that's a "my bad" on my part." He said. "Look, just contain it. Put it in a safe. I will contact some scientists to take it and properly dispose of it. They would even pay big ones for it."
Montana Max's ears perked up at the mention of "pay big ones".
"Pay big ones eh?" He said to himself.
He took out a walkie-talkie, and started whispering something into it. As he did, Wile E brought a safe into the classroom via crane machine.
"Okay Calamity, put the chemical in the safe." He said. "Oh wait, I need to remember the safe's combination."
As Wile E pondered, a long mechanical hand smashed through a window, and plucked the chemical out of Calamity's hands.
"I didn't realise that the school became a claw machine." Buster spoke out.
"I think you mean, a claw machine that actually gets you your prize." Babs replied.
"What is this?!" Wile E exclaimed.
"It's me striking it rich!" Montana Max proudly and loudly proclaimed, leaping onto the mechanical hand.
"Monty, what are you doing?!" Buster yelled. "That's a Shornicaca!"
"I'm gonna sell it to the scientists to take the money!" Montana yelled, as he escape from ACME Loo on the claw with the chemical.
"Well Calamity, since you created the chemical in the first place, I'm assigning you to reclaim it!" Wile E informed. "There's no telling what he can do with that! Well, other than sell it, of course."
After nodding in response to Wile E, Calamity took Buster, Dizzy, and Babs out of the classroom to talk to them in the hallway.
"I need your help!" The first sign he held up read before pulling up another sign that read: "You guys know the most about Monty, so you should know your way around him."
"Me on board if me get food!" Dizzy exclaimed.
"You can get food with the money Calamity makes when the scientists pick up the chemical." Babs informed.
"Alright Calamity, we'll help ya out." Buster informed.
After shaking the hands of Buster, Dizzy, and Babs in appreciation, Calamity took out a list of plans and showed it to the other three Tiny Toons (name placements FTW).
Meanwhile, Montana Max was placing the chemical in a safe that is large enough to reach the ceiling of the room.
"That'll keep those pesky rabbits away!" He cackled. "Well, along with whatever other classmate comes."
"Money...!" The doorbell rang.
Montana went to the door to find Calamity, Dizzy, Babs, and Buster all dressed up as scientists. They even had face disguises.
"Good day, rich boy." Buster greeted, in a fake voice. "We are scientists from the MontanaMaxSmells laboratory."
"The what?" Montana asked.
Babs elbow-bumped Buster.
"Remember what we planned." She whispered to him.
"Oh, my mistake." Buster exclaimed. "We are actually from the ThisIsAFanFictionSeriesInsteadOfBeingOfficialEpisodesOfTheUpcomingRebootBecauseTheAuthorDoesNotWorkForWarnerBrothersButTheyCanNotSueHimBecauseAsMentionedBeforeThisIsAFanFictionSeriesWhichAreLegalToMake laboratory."
"I guess that's better." Babs thought to herself.
"We come to see chemical." Dizzy informed.
"Speak in a fake voice, Dizzy." Buster whispered.
Dizzy cleared his throat.
"We come to see chemical." He repeated, speaking in a fake gruff voice.
"Ah, perfect." Montana Max replied. "Come on in, and I'll lead you to it."
Montana Max lead the four toons inside the mansion to the safe.
"It's in here." He said.
"Well, go ahead and open it." The sign Calamity was holding read.
"Remember, talk with your normal voice." Babs whispered to him.
"Hey, come open the safe!" Montana yelled to his butlers.
The butlers stood on each other's shoulders to get to the safe's vault. They turned the vault and opened the safe, resulting in them getting knocked over.
"So this is the chemical?" Buster asked. "Is it as harmful as advertised?"
"It sure is." Montana Max proudly replied. "It's the Shornicaca. And while I show you this, my other butlers are making more vials fiiled with the Shornicaca."
The moment after Montana Max made his proud reveal, the other butlers walked in with the various vials of Shornicaca.
"So, what will it be?" Montana asked. "Cash or cheque. I prefer cash."
He turned back to the toons to see them, and the vial of Shornicaca that was in the safe gone. There was a piece of paper containing information on the Shornicaca on the ground. It read:
"Caution! Do not bring multiple vials of the Shornicaca in the same room! The results are explosive!"
He turned to the vials to see each of them glowing brighter and brighter.
"Oh no." He sheepishly said.
We cut to the outside of Montana Max's mansion where the four Tiny Toons were dashing off with the vial of Shornicaca. We see the mansion remain intact for a brief few seconds, but shortly after the toons go offscreen, the mansion explodes in a massive explosion. Montana Max lands in the centre of his now-destroyed mansion, covered head to toe in soot.
"I hate chemistry." He sulked.
The next day, Buster and Babs were passing a ball to each other with their ears while blindfolded.
"So how do you think it went with Calamity and the Shornicaca?" Buster asked.
"I'm sure it went well." Babs replied. "Montana's mansion getting destroyed went well."
The sound of a throat being cleared caught their attention. The two bunnies removed their blindfolds to see Calamity, covered in gold from head to toe. His shades were dark enough to where you could not see his eyes, and he was wearing enough gold to wear the Sun would be jealous.
"C-Calamity?!" Babs exclaimed.
"Kid genius and kid genius millionaire." He said, which surprised Buster and Babs as Calamity rarely spoke.
"Y-you're rich!" Buster exclaimed.
"I know." Calamity replied. "Wile E sold the vial to the scientists and gave me the money as I made it. Oh, and I wanted to give you guys this."
He handed Buster and Babs a large stack of cash each, causing dollar signs to appear in their eyes.
"I wanna make sure you two eat tonight." He proudly said.
The two rabbits tightly hugged Calamity.
"You're the best, Calamity!" Buster yelled.
Babs started kissing Calamity around his face.
"I bless Wile E for teaching you!" She yelled out.
Dizzy spun over, prompting Calamity to throw him a stack too.
"Didn't forget about you, buddy." He said.
Dizzy immediately spun over to Calamity and started bear-hugging him.
"Calamity best friend ever!" He yelled out.
Montana Max limped to them. Instead of his normal clothes, he was now wearing rags and had bits of dirt on his face.
"Hey, Calamity, buddy, could you help me out?" He asked.
Calamity took out a stack, and slowly started handing it to Montana. Before Montana could grab it, Calamity tossed it up into the air and caught it.
"Serves you right for stealing!" He said.
Then, he turned to the reader and said:
"To all Montana Max fans reading this, don't worry. He'll be rich again in the next story."
Okay, for here, I'm gonna do something. I'm gonna show a schedule of all stories to come in order, and explain the plot of each story. Get ready:
* Shirley invites Furrball to stream a video game with her, and things get all the more interesting when Dizzy shows up.
* Furrball feels left out because he wants to join the Just-Us League of Supertoons, so he becomes Lean Gantern.
* Buster and Plucky (try to) play Need for Speed Uncovered for the PS2.
* Various teachers bond with their respective students (don't worry, Pepe le Pew will be bonding with Fifi la Fume).
* Fowlmouth gets a swear jar in an effort to help control his cussing.
* The students spend a night at ACME Looniversity after getting snowed in.
* Furrball is too shy to talk to girls, so Fifi, along with Penelope, decide to help him out.
* The ACME Loo students go on a class field trip with an exchange student named Coatshave, who turns out to be the worst behaved child.
Not only that, would you people like to see fifteen or twenty stories in this series. If it's fifteen, I will need one more story idea. If it's twenty, I will need six more story ideas. I also have planned for a bigger Tiny Toons story. Here's the plot of it:
Buster and Babs are framed for a crime and face the dip (from Who Framed Roger Rabbit in case you don't know). They escape and are forced to flee ACME Acres. While their friends defend Buster's and Babs' innocence, the two rabbits are being perused by a bounty hunter named Retnuh.
I plan to make that a separate story from this series. Why? Three reasons. Number one is that I'd like it to stand out more from this series. The second reason is that I'd like it to be easier to find. The final reason is that if I was to post the entire thing on one chapter, it would not have as much charm or be as exciting as it being a full-on series. I'd like it to feel like a movie, a movie that would blow "How I Spent My Vacation" out of the water. And I will be aiming for Retnuh to be as cool and intimidating as possible. I'll give information about him in my "Just Random Things" series.
See you in the Shirley and Furrball story, toonsters.