There was a loud alarm bell going off. Alert signs were all over the place, the area was flashing red, and Buster and Babs came in wearing hazmat suits.

"Hiya, toonsters." Buster greeted in a somewhat-panicky voice. "It's Danger Day today! We're gonna show you how us toons deal with certain dangers."

"You mean like seeing creepy fanart that fans draw of us?" Babs asked nervously, as sweat overfilled her hazmat suit.

"Not THAT kind of danger!" Buster yelled, shaking his head in an attempt to get the images out of his head. "What I mean is the three dangers that will be shown here."

"I remember the time me and the other members of the Amazing Three tried to catch a poisonous frog." Babs replied, sounding much calmer than she was before.

"Care to share the story, Barbara Ann?" Buster asked with a chuckle.

"Don't call me that!" Babs seethed. "Anyways, it went a little something like this."

(Fetching Frolicking Frogs)

The Amazing Three were at a spa. Babs and Fifi both noticed that Shirley was texting someone on her phone.

"Who're you texting, Shirls?" Inquired Babs.

"Just a friend." Shirley replied.

"Ees eet Fowlmouth or Plucky?" Fifi asked.

"Like, no way!" Scoffed Shirley. "He's, I mean, my friend is someone who is actually good to me!"

Upon hearing Shirley say "him", Babs and Fifi started grinning literally ear-to-ear. They were just about to ask who the boy was, when an emergency news broadcast could be heard on a nearby TV.

"News flash!" Exclaimed the person on the TV. "A deadly and poisonous frog known as the Poisonous Frogious has escaped it's captivity in ACME Acres Zoo. We know for a fact that Elmyra couldn't of taken it because it's slime is highly poisonous, and even then, she's been blacklisted after that... incident with the penguins, giraffes, and that spork There is a big cash reward to anyone who finds and returns the frog. It is a black frog with big green eyes and a long orange stripe going down it's back."

"Wow! A big cash reward!" Exclaimed Babs, thinking widely of having a bigger bank account.

"Well, we 'ave nozhing better to do." Fifi spoke out. "Shall we go find zhat frog?"

Shirley was texting on her phone again.

"Oh, like sure." She said, after putting the phone away.

The Amazing Three examined the outside of the zoo to find any tracks.

"Why there would be any tracks just outside the zoo?" Babs asked.

"The frog, like might have some slime prints or some junk." Shirley explained. "The zoo people may not of noticed it."

Suddenly, Fifi found a certain sheet of paper.

"Babs, Shirley, look what I 'ave found!" She exclaimed.

The paper read "Poisonous Frogious plans: escape zoo, go to ACME Acres Pond, live life, buy bread."

"Zhe pond!" Fifi exclaimed. "Le frog will be at zhe pond!"

"Aww, you're like special too." Shirley lovingly said into her phone, she was sending a voice generated text to the mystery boy from earlier.

When she turned to Babs and Fifi, she quickly composed herself.

"Oh, um, the pond!" She nervously said, sweating profusely. "Let's go or some junk!"

The Amazing Three were searching the pond for the frog.

"Where is that frog?" Babs asked, digging through a rose bush and coming out covered in thorns like some sort of pincushion.

"I zhink I 'ave an idea." Fifi spoke out. "One of us disguises herself as a fly."

"That sounds great!" Babs replied. "But who is gonna disguise herself? Not it!"

"Not eet!" Yelled Fifi.

The two of them turned to Shirley, who, again, was texting the same person.

"Oh! Um..." She nervously said. "Like, not it!"

"It's too late, Shirls." Babs informed. "Me and Fifi already called it."

"Like, drat!" Shirley yelled, startling the frog that was hiding in a tree.

The frog leapt from it's branch and hoped onto a lily pad that was quite far away from them. Babs and Fifi turned to Shirley, who let out a defeated sigh before her phone vibrated again. A few minutes later, Shirley was standing by the lake, wearing a fly costume.

"Like, I'm a fly." She said. "Buzz, buzz, buzz."

The frog was quick to notice Shirley, and started to hop from lily pad to lily pad. One the frog was on dry land, Babs and Fifi leapt from two separate bushes with empty jars, intending to trap the frog in one of or even both the jars, only for their heads to be trapped in the jars instead. The frog leaped over to Shirley to where it was right in front of her.

"Aaaahhhhh!" Screamed Shirley, leaping out of her costume.

"Aaaahhhhh!" Screamed the frog before hopping away.

"Well, this stinks." Came Babs' muffled voice from inside the jar her head was trapped in. "Now I know how pickles feel."

"I 'ave anozher idea!" Announced Fifi's muffled voice.

Fifi, having her head removed from the jar, dashed off and returned a couple of seconds later with a cardboard box that had "Hotel for frogs" written on it.

"Hotel for frogs!" Fifi yelled, ringing a bell. "Now open for business!"

"That title is, like totally giving me vibes for some reason." Shirley commented, before her phone vibrated yet again.

There was a loud rumble coming from a distance. A large mountain was seen approaching them. The Amazing Three each took out a pair of binoculars to get a better view of the mountain. To their horror, the "mountain" was that of thousands of frogs approaching the box. Their eyes stuck out of the binoculars in terror before the three of them dashed off. As they ran from the army of frogs, they bumped into the poison frog they were trying to catch.

"This has gone on way too long!" Exclaimed the frog, much to the surprise of the Amazing Three, who hadn't realised that the frog was in their path, let alone that it could speak. "I finally get away from that zoo and already I'm being hunted!"

"Wait, you wanted to get away from the zoo?" Babs inquired, still surprised about the frog speaking.

"What do you think?!" The frog replied, sounding completely agitated. "The lack of flies, the cramped space, all the people staring at me while I go about my day. Not to mention the fact that I wasn't even born in that zoo!"

"So, zhis pond ees your 'ome?" Fifi asked, with a bit of guilt in her voice tone.

"What do you think?!" Snapped the frog. "This has been my home for years! I was captured by some people and dragged away from my home when I was looking for flies for my family! I've been living at that zoo for three days! I just had to escape! All my other friends are trapped at that zoo too!"

Shirley, despite once again texting the mysterious boy on her phone, heard what the frog was saying.

"I say we like do something about this." She spoke out. "Keeping animals away from their homes is wrong or some junk."

"I have an idea." The frog replied.

We cut to the zoo, where there was various explosions from the outside of it. As the clouds cleared, several animals started running out of the zoo. Soon enough, all the animals were gone.

"That's that done." Babs smiled. "Now all the animals can return to their normal homes."

"Like, yeah." Shirley agreed, sending yet another text.

The camera cuts to reveal that the boy Shirley has been texting is Furrball.

"Were you expecting Plucky or Fowlmouth?" Furrball asked before it irised out on him.

Buster and Babs are seen leading the other Tiny Toons, various animals, and even other people into a safety shelter.

"Everyone run for your lives!" Buster bellowed. "Something of high danger is happening, AND ELMYRA IS INVOLVED!"

"She's... she's..." Babs sweated before bellowing "TAKING HER DRIVING TEST!"

(Elmyra On the Road)

Elmyra happily skipped into the car dealership, admiring all the other cars as she skipped to the one she picked out for her test.

"Oooh, look at all the vroom-vrooms!" She said. "I could kidna- I mean get a lot of cuddly-wuddly pets in these!"

She skipped over to the car she chose. It was a green convertible with an orange roof. Standing by the car was Elmyra's driving instructor, who was an anthropomorphic crocodile named Al E Gater.

"Hi there, are you Elmyra Duff?" Al E asked.

"Yes." Giggled Elmyra. "And are you an alligator-faced head man?"

"Please act mature about this." Replied Al E. "Now then, this is the car you've chosen?"

"It's missing something." Elmyra said.

Elmyra then started sticking animal stickers all around the car, including all over the windshield and windows, much to Al E's astonishment. She opened the gas door to put stickers there as well, only to end up with fuel getting blasted into her face like a hose.

"Oooh, this car made a stinky." She said, wiping her face.

"You're not supposed to put stickers all over the car." Al E informed. "Especially on the windshield, you won't be able to see!"

"But I love animal stickers!" Elmyra whinned.

"Maybe you could stick some on the inside of the car." Al E replied.

That wasn't exactly the best idea Al E could've suggested, because Elmyra started sticking tons of stickers everywhere inside the car. All over the seats, radio, glove compartment, doors, windows, mirrors, and windshield.

"This is not what I meant." Al E groaned.

A few minutes of sticker removing later, both Elmyra and Al E were sitting inside the car.

"Okay, so now that we're inside the car, what's the first thing you should do?" Al E asked.

"Check for any cuddly-wuddlys?" Guessed Elmyra.

"Try again." Sighed Al E.

"Lure bunnies to my house with carrots?" Guessed Elmyra.

"No." Groaned Al E, who was starting to sound annoyed.

"Take a bunny's family hostage so they'll agree to be my-" Elmyra guessed.

"NO!" Al E interrupted. "Seatbelts! You wear seatbelts when you get into a car!"

"That's silly." Giggled Elmyra. "I never wear seatbelts in my car, neither does any of my family, except for the kitty I used to have until he ran away to be homeless again."

"Then your family shouldn't be driving." Al E groaned. "Just put your seatbelt on!"

"Is it a bunny seatbelt?" Elmyra asked.

"I hate you." Al E sighed. "Whatever, now what do we do?"

"Oh I know!" Elmyra exclaimed. "Put on very loud music!"

Elmyra turned the radio up to full volume and a song about rabbits started playing at full volume.

RABBITS RABBITS RABBITS RA-

The song was cut by Al E turning off the radio volume.

"That's enough!" He yelled. "Are you trying to ruin everyone's hearing?!"

Elmyra didn't answer with words. Instead she just turned the radio all the way back up again, only for Al E to turn it back down. Then Elmyra turned it back up, then Al E turned it back down, then Elmyra turned it back up, then Al E turned it back down, then Elmyra turned it back up, then Al E turned it back down, then Elmyra turned it back up, then Al E turned it back down, then Elmyra turned it back up, then Al E turned it back down, then Elmyra turned it back up, then Al E turned it back down, then Elmyra turned it back up, then Al E turned it back down, then Elmyra turned it back up, then Al E turned it back down, then Elmyra turned it back up, then Al E turned it back down, then Elmyra turned it back up, then Al E turned it back down, then Elmyra turned it back up, then Al E turned it back down, until finally...

"AAAAHHHHHHH!" Al E bellowed.

He tore the radio out of the car, dashed out into the dealership, and began smashing the radio with a giant mallet until the radio was smashed into microscopic bits. Afterwards, he got back into the car, his face was red with rage.

"So now what do you do?" He asked through gritted teeth.

Elmyra didn't respond. She seemed to be daydreaming, which she was. In her daydream, she was surrounded by various fluffy bunnies. Al E shaking Elmyra shoulders brought her back into reality.

"I said, now what do you do?" Repeated Al E, steaming with fury like a roasted chicken in a slow cooker.

"Start the cary-wary?" Guessed Elmyra.

Al E inhaled through his nose and exhaled through his mouth, causing his face to turn from red to green.

"Yes." He said, calmly. "But first, you really should put your seatbelt on. That is a very important traffic rule."

"Nah." Giggled Elmyra.

Al E started shaking while his eye started twitching. He started repeatedly headbutting the passenger's seat's airbag to where his face was printed on it. Then, he stopped and got an idea.

"Bunnies and people who love them wear seatbelts." He said, trying to put on a smile.

A huge beaming smile formed on Elmyra's face. Soon enough, she was wrapped up in not just her seatbelt, but every other seatbelt in the car, including the ones in the back seats.

"You're only supposed to wear your own seatbelt." Al E informed.

He reached over to remove the seatbelts, only for Elmyra to snarl at him while showing off sharp teeth.

"I must be a perfect bunny lover!" She hissed.

"Just... start the car." Al E said, after there was a brief moment of silence.

Elmyra started the car and slammed her foot on the go pedal. What she didn't expect was the car going backwards. It ended up crashing into another car which was sent flying away as a result.

"That... was my car." Al E informed.

"Oops." Giggled Elmyra, switching the gear stick to forward.

She floored the gas pedal again, and drove straight through the wall.

"What are you doing?!" Exclaimed Al E. "We haven't gotten to this part of the test yet!"

"I figured I'd rush ahead into it." Elmyra explained.

She was wondering if she should go left or right, when a little rabbit rushed past them and into the building in front of them.

"Oooh, a bunny!" Squealed Elmyra.

With one powerful stomp, she floored the gas pedal with enough force to break it in half and the car took off. It crashed through the walls of the building as Elmyra chased after the bunny, but the bunny was too quick, and hopped away from the car.

"Stop this car!" Al E yelled. "You failed! You failed!"

But Elmyra did not stop. She was adamant on catching the rabbit. She drove through various things while chasing the rabbit. Three apartment buildings, Plucky's mailbox, Hamton's garage, Furrball's cardboard box, Dizzy's snack mountain, her own house, Montana Max's private helicopter, almost half of the entire forest, the ACME Looniversity gym, and somehow, it would take far too long to explain how, the Eiffel Tower. Three hours of chasing the bunny later, the car ran out of gas and the bunny escaped to the shelter Buster and Babs lead others to before the beginning of this story.

"Waaaah!" Wailed Elmyra. "The bunny-wunny got away! Now what am I gonna hug and squeeze and perform dangerous and painful experiments on?!"

Al E's face was that of pure shock.

"You... fail." He said, his face barely moving.

"Huh?" Elmyra asked, shutting off the water works.

Al E regained the movements of his face, and he snapped.

"You are officially the worst person I have ever instructed!" Al E yelled. "First, you put stickers everywhere which is a hazard, you never put a seatbelt on, but when you did, you put on all seatbelts, you put on way too loud music, you wrecked my car, you wrecked a wall, and caused a large sum of property damage both public and personal! That's not all, during your bunny chase, you ran past several stop signs and red lights, drove on the sidewalk, never used your turn signals, almost ran over a total of thirty pedestrians, destroyed an entire parade, and all this because you were trying to catch and possibly run over a CONSARN BUNNY!"

"So... did I pass?" Asked Elmyra.

Al E's eye was twitching, his eyebrows narrowed, his entire body was shaking, and he was grinding his teeth so hard, they started cracking.

"I. Quit!" He seethed, getting out of the car and slamming the door so hard, the entire car fell apart.

Al E stormed off, a trail of smoke followed him. His footprints burned into the ground as he walked away.

"So when do I get my licence?" Elmyra called after Al E.

A large severed mailbox was thrown at Elmyra's head. Fluffy bunnies hoped around her dazed and flattened head.

"Bunny... heads..." She dazed before collapsing to the ground and the screen turns black.

Buster and Babs walk into a lab, wearing doctor outfits.

"Alright toonsters, now it's time for..." Buster started.

He was cut off by Babs tapping his shoulder.

"We're in the wrong room." She informed.

"Oops." Buster chuckled.

The two rabbits walked into a doctor's office.

"Alright toonsters, now it's time for basically everyone fears." Buster informed. "Visiting a doctor's office."

"Bom, bom, booooom!" Babs exclaimed.

(Why Sneezer Is Sneezy)

Sneezer approached the doors of a doctor's office.

"I'm allergic to doors." He said. "Ah... ah... AAAHHH... CHOOOOO!"

With one sneeze, both doors were blown through the walls of the building. He walked inside and sat next to an anthro tiger. It's toe was wrapped in a cast.

"What are you visiting a doctor for?" Sneezer asked.

"I stubbed my toe on a cardboard box." The tiger explained.

"Oh wait. I'm allergic to casts." Sneezer replied. "Ah... ah... AAHHH... CHOOOOO!"

And so, the tiger was sneezed through the walls, revealing a doctor in one of the medical rooms.

"Um... why don't you come in?" The doctor said to Sneezer. "If you're sneezes are this strong, we should get to the bottom of them."

Sneezer walked into the doctor's room. There was a doctor award on the wall which showed the doctor's full name: Dr. Jim Hasa Bignose.

"What's up, doc?" Giggled Sneezer.

"That's my line!" Bugs' voice echoed.

Sneezer looked out the window, and there was Bugs Bunny on a bicycle. Never thought you'd see that, huh? He was glaring through the window before peddling off.

"Anyways..." Said the doctor. "So, for how long did you have this sneezing problem?"

"My entire life." Sneezer replied. "My parents even told me that I was sneezing before I was even born."

"I see." The doctor replied, writing it in his notebook.

"Now that I think about it, I've been told by my parents that I have ancestors who had various allergies." Sneezer informed. "And apparently, my great-great-great grandfather was allergic to existing."

The doctor stared at Sneezer as if he has just grown a second head.

"And I had a distant grandmother who was allergic to breathing." Sneezer continued. "And an uncle and aunt who were both allergic to water."

"This..." The doctor replied. "Is quite an odd discovery. I am interested in learning more about your family's history with their allergies."

Over the next few minutes, Sneezer told the doctor all about his family's history with their allergies. He had an ancestor with an allergy to sweating, another to blinking, another to kissing, another to walking, another to running, another to clothes, another to scratching, and the list goes on. The doctor asked Sneezer to wait in the room while he went to find something for his sneezing problem.

"I may need to go to a lab to find it." Said the doctor.

"Take your time." Sneezer replied.

The doctor dashed to a laboratory, where another doctor wearing a long lab coat walked out of a room with a sign on the door that read "Not a room where we perform dangerous and illegal experiments on rare and endangered animals.

"What do you need, Jim?" Asked the lab doctor.

"A mouse visited my office with a long line of various allergies." Replied the medical doctor. "Do you have anything for that?"

"Ah, I have just the thing!" The lab doctor replied.

The lab doctor pulled out a jar labelled "Plot convenience pills" and took out one of the pills.

"This should do it." He said, handing the pill to the medical doctor.

"Thanks, Doctor Buthed." The medical doctor.

"I thought we agreed not to address each other as our real names, Jim Hasa Bignose." The lab doctor scowled.

"Oh, excuse me." The medical doctor replied.

Jim cleared his throat and took off. He got back to the doctor's office to find Sneezer examining an abacus.

"I have brought you this pill." Informed Jim. "All you have to do is take it, and you'll never sneeze again. All your allergies will be gone."

Jim handed Sneezer the pill, who examined it for a few seconds like he was Luke Skywalker examining a lightsaber for the first time. Sneezer raised the pill to his mouth as he was about to take it, but then he dropped it.

"No!" He yelled. "I refuse to take this pill!"

"Why?" Asked Jim, who was caught off-guard.

"I refuse to change who I am!" Sneezer explained. "If I lost my sneeze, what would I be? A forty five year old mouse in a diaper? I'm going to keep my allergies and my sneeze!"

"Wait!" Jim exclaimed. "You're forty five years old?"

"Yes I am." Sneezer replied. "Didn't you know? I just acted like a child in past appearances because I find it fun."

"But why are you still wearing a diaper?" Inquired Jim.

Sneezer's voice tone changed to his booming voice that he had after he spoke to Steven Spielberg in the fox episode.

"DON'T YOU EVER ASK THAT AGAIN!" He bellowed. "NOT EVER!"

Sneezer stopped and calmed down.

"Excuse that." He apologised. "Say, shall we have another appointment next week?"

"Sure..." Jim replied.

Sneezer waved goodbye to Jim, and tickled his nose with a feather. He sneezed himself into the distance.

"That is one sneezy mouse." Jim commented, before sneezing himself.

Jim picked up the pill and took it. He began to feel funny, then turned into an octopuss with a rooster head.

"I've become a cocktopuss!" He exclaimed. "I really need overtime pay."

The screen faded to black.

Gag credit: Remember when we said that Sneezer is a 45 year old man? We meant it.

"And that's a wrap." Buster informed.

In the next story, Babs develops an addiction to a new chocolate bar, Shirley's birthday is coming up, and Fifi puts together a fundraiser for all the animals Elmyra has tortured. See ya next time, toonsters!