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Chapter 18 -

Later that day during lunch everyone was sending judging looks to Malfoy whose face was almost as red as Ron's Weasley's hair. Everyone in the hall, teachers and ghosts included, was judging him for one reason or the other, some were judging because he disobeyed Hagrid's instructions on how to approach a Hippogriff. A very, very stupid thing to do. If someone as big as Hagrid says that something is dangerous and should be respected then it IS something that is bloody well very dangerous and should be bloody well respected.

Some were judging Malfoy because of how he faked his injury - "Like a bitch!" Harry had commented - and tried to get Hagrid and an innocent animal in trouble, especially when it was obvious that it would result in the hippogriff being executed. Also everyone judged him because he always kept losing his bloody wand! It got to a point where people now considered him worse than Neville Longbottom when it came to loosing stuff.

"Look at this!" Terry Boot said as he arrived and sat down, he dropped a newspaper (it was from the Daily Prophet, naturally) down onto the table, his tone made it clear that he had something important to tell them so everyone in his year moved closer to look at the front page of the newspaper. On it was a picture of Sirius Black during his time in Azkaban, he was violently moving back and forth in an attempt to escape his restraints as he held up a board with his prisoner number, he was yelling and screaming, even though you couldn't hear it from the picture.

The headline had simply said 'SIRIUS BLACK SIGHTING!'.

"Duff town?" Padma said, reading the paper. "But that's not far from here, right?" She asked in a worried voice.

"You...you don't think that Sirius Black is coming here? To...to Hogwarts? Do you?" Michael Corner asked, looking around, taking in each person's reaction.

"It wouldn't be the smart thing to do," Lisa calmly spoke, though the frown on her face betrayed her true worries. "I mean…there are dementors stationed at every entrance. They are not exactly easy things to get past, especially when you've spent twelve years rotting away in Azkaban."

"Dementors," Terry shook his head. "they're good but they might not be enough. I get what you are saying but he has already slipped past them once, who is to say that he can't do it again? Plus, we know that the dementors aren't exactly invincible, I know that you can get past them with the patronus charm, plus your boyfriend is proof that people can get past them." Terry finished with a small shrug.

Lisa softly bit down on her lower lip in worry, it was widely believed by everyone that Sirius Black had escaped Azkaban for the sole purpose of hunting down and killing Harry, who...happened to be her boyfriend, that meant that it was possible that he could go after her, though Lisa was honestly more worried about him going after Harry. It would be just her luck for Sirius Black to try and catch Harry when she wasn't around, not that she thought that she would be much help against Sirius Black. she was a great witch for her age, but that didn't necessarily mean that she was ready and capable of taking on the man who was known by many as the right hand man of he-who-must-not-be-named, meaning he had to be a really good wizard.

"Harry," Lisa said as she turned to him, "I..." Whatever she was about to say had failed to leave her mouth when she caught sight of what Harry was doing, he was using his knife to carve a shape into his toast. "...Harry, what are you doing?" She asked, drawing his attention to her.

"Oh, look." Harry said as he removed the outer pieces of bread to show her what he had carved, it was two human shaped figures with their hands joined. "It's you and me!" Harry grinned brightly at her. Lisa looked at him and saw the hopeful look on his face, it seemed to her that he was clearly hoping that this would get him a kiss. She shook her head with amusement before she leaned forward and gave him a quick peck on the lips, Harry's grin got even brighter and he went back to eating his toast. Why wouldn't he be happy? He got a kiss AND breakfast!

"Harry," Lisa whispered. "the Daily Prophet said that Sirius Black was sighted nearby, he could be coming here. He could be coming after you!"

"I don't really know about that," Harry briefly stopped eating, his face shifted into a frown. "something feels odd about that." Harry frowned for a bit longer before he shifted his mouth back into a smile. "Anyway, are you looking forward to going to Hogsmead?" Hogsmead Village, a very beautiful village that was near Hogwarts, was founded sometime during the 10th or 11th century, around the same time as Hogwarts. Every student from third year and upwards was allowed to go to Hogsmead multiple times throughout the year.

"I am," Lisa smirked, very much looking forward to it. She also enjoyed the idea of spending the day out with Harry on a date. "hold on," She said. "did you get your permission form signed?" Harry paused, a piece of toast stopped halfway towards his mouth.

"That's what I forgot." Harry sighed before he stood up. "Give me a minute."

"Where are you going?" Lisa blinked.

"Well, I need my permission from signed but I don't really have a magical guardian, so I am assuming that the headmaster is my guardian until I do since he acts as magical guardian to all those without guardians. So I am going to get him to sign my form." Harry replied as he picked up the last of his toast while Loki jumped off of the Ravenclaw table and climbed his arm until he was sat on his shoulder.

"How are you going to do that?" Lisa asked. "Do you want me to come with you?"

"In reverse order: no, do not come with me, this will not be pretty at all. This will really not be pretty. As for your other question, I am going to use my natural God-given talents to make him agree to sign it." Harry smirked. "Just go and get ready for our classes, if I am right then we have charms..."

"Transfigurations." Lisa corrected him.

"Transfigurations next," Harry amended without pausing. "I will come and meet you there later."

"Okay, but what if he refuses to sign it?" Lisa asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Well, then I will sneak out, won't I?" Harry said as if it was obvious. "I am not missing out on this, I have never been on a date before." Harry said, earning a smile from Lisa, which naturally made him smile back. "Alright, I will be..." Harry paused as he saw Snape walking towards Malfoy. Harry quickly sat back down. "I will watch this first then I will go and see the headmaster." Harry grinned.

"Shush." Lisa shushed him as she also began watching.

"You shush." Harry said under his breath, Loki lightly slapped him on the back of the head to tell him to stay quiet.

"What do you mean you have lost your wand again?!" Snape's disbelieving voice was heard by the whole hall.

"What do you think I mean?" Malfoy testily replied, he was red-faced and looking down at his food, at this point in time he was more than aware of the fact that all of the hall - teachers and ghost included with the students - was watching him and Professor Snape, and that by this time tomorrow everyone would be hearing about this.

"Do not take that attitude with me, Mr Malfoy." Snape glared down at him. "Your wand, the only reason you can attend classes in the first place, and you have somehow lost it...again! Where is it?! Where is your wand, you dunderhead?!"

"I don't know, do I? If I did then it wouldn't be lost then, would it?" Malfoy muttered.

"What? Speak up, Mr Malfoy." Snape ordered.

"I said I don't know!" Malfoy said as he looked up at Snape, glaring at him.

"How can you not know?!" Snape demanded, looking at him like he was an idiot who was wearing his underwear on his head.

"If I knew then it wouldn't be lost!" Malfoy responded.

"How could you lose it?! It's your wand!"

"I don't know!" Draco shouted.

"What an idiot you are, Malfoy!" Snape shouted back, "Your father will hear about this!" The two seemed to have gotten so into their argument that they have forgotten that they were in the great hall. The whole of the hall was very much enjoying this, but then they saw Professor McGonagall make her way down towards the two Slytherin's, letting them all know that today's entertainment was coming to an end.

"Ah well, it was good while it lasted." Harry sighed as he stood up. "See you later, Liz." Harry leaned down and kissed her on the head before he turned and walked off.

When Harry arrived outside of the headmaster's office he spent about two and a half minutes guessing passwords until he was able to find the right one, it was 'milky bars' by the way, the gargoyle stepped to the side and Harry walked past it.

"Alright Loki, do it." Harry whispered to Loki once he was past the gargoyle. Loki turned to him, giving him a questioning look that quite clearly said 'are you sure about this?'. "Do it, brother!" Harry whisper-shouted. Loki looked at him for several long moments before he shrugged his shoulder and raised both of his hands, his hands were closed into fists, a single finger popped up from each hand. Loki then poked Harry in both of his eyes. "Ow!" Harry hissed as he closed his eyes, blinking rapidly as tears poured out of his eyes. "Thank you, Loki." Harry said as he started walking up the stairs. "You are a good monkey friend, a really good monkey friend." Harry said, earning a bright smile from Loki.

Dumbledore had been in his office, sitting behind his desk, working through some rather boring paperwork. Honestly, if there was one part of this job that he could do without then it was the paperwork, he would gladly strip naked and tear out all of his beard by hand before running around Hogsmead in pink and fluffy rabbit slippers if it meant that he would never have to do anymore of that blasted paperwork. Though if he was being honest then he would never really do that for multiple reasons.

One of the main reasons for that being the very simple fact that nobody - well...nobody who was mentally sound - would ever want to see that. The second main reason being the fact that it would quite easily ruin his reputation, he knew that he made it seem so very easy but to maintain a reputation like his own was quite a lot of hard work, he had to always make sure people saw him the way he wanted to be seen, as the wise and old leader of the light.

Dumbledore was brought out of his thoughts when the mini-ward he had placed on the door alerted him to the fact that somebody was outside of his office, he wasn't really sure who it was as he had not remembered making any appointments for today. Dumbledore was about to call the person, whoever it was, to come in, a little trick that he liked to pull, which helped him in making people think that he was truly an all knowing and all wise headmaster. But then the door opened before he got to chance to do so, and then in walked none other than Harry James Potter, and naturally on his shoulders was his favourite companion, Loki.

"I..." Dumbledore was about to speak but stopped when he noticed the teary eyes of Harry. "Mr Potter?" Dumbledore asked just as Harry closed the door. "Are you okay?"

"No!" Harry cried loudly as he rushed towards Dumbledore, he walked around the desk and wrapped his arms around Dumbledore's neck as he began sobbing loudly into his shoulder. "True love is ruined!" Harry cried.

"What?" Dumbledore blinked.

"Because I can't go to Hogsmead!" Harry cried even more loudly. "I'm going to miss out on my date and then she'll leave me and then true love will be ruined!" Harry shouted, Loki began crying with him just as Harry wiped his nose on Dumbledore's robes.

Half an hour later if somebody had walked into the Professor Dumbledore's office then they would have found some of the portraits crying loudly while the other, smaller amount of portraits would be staring at the crying ones. They would also find a phoenix with tears dripping down its face as a monkey sat next to it, crying and wailing dramatically. And if that wasn't enough then they would find Harry Potter, curled up into a ball on top of Headmaster Dumbledore's desk, looking right into eyes of the headmaster. He had his knees tucked into his chest with one arm while his other arm was waving a French flag that he had somehow managed to get his hands on.

Dumbledore was looking at Harry with eyes as wide as they were ever going to be, his jaw was also dropped.

"And I am going to France," Harry sniffed in a sad voice. "and then I will find some French girls and have an orgy...because England is shiiiiiiiiiiit." He sang the last part out, rocking back and forth, which felt a bit odd to do seeing as he was lying down on his side.

"M...Mr Potter," Dumbledore eventually spoke, he had no idea what was going but decided that he had to do something, partly because there was no way in hell he was letting a British icon like Harry Potter go to the French of all people, but also because he really just wanted Mr Potter to leave. "w...what can I do to help you?" He asked.

"Could you sign this?" Harry said, not even a second later as he dropped the flag on the desk and handed Dumbledore his Hogsmead form. Dumbledore didn't even bother reading it to see what it was, he just signed it as quickly as possible. "Could I also have a note for Professor McGonagall to explain why I am late?" Harry asked in a hopeful voice as he sat up.

"Of course, of course." Dumbledore quickly agreed as he produced a note for Harry.

"Thanks sir." Harry said with a watery smile as he took the note, Harry quickly scooped up Loki and nodded to Fawkes before he left the room. Once he and Loki were far enough away the two turned to each other and burst out laughing.

A.N Hi guys, hope you liked the chapter.

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