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The Real Hell Fire: No, I've got plenty of ideas lined up that I want to write about, read the A.N below.

Chapter 20 -

Harry tried to stay as silent as possible as laughter threatened to shoot out of his mouth as he was sat in the headmaster's office with Loki sat on his lap, Loki's legs were swinging and his hands were resting on Harry's hands as the green eyed wizard held him by his midsection, Loki was smiling and looking like an innocent and furry child.

"Mr Potter," Dumbledore sighed, the headmaster was sat behind his desk with Professor McGonagall standing next to him. Percy Weasley and Penelope Clearwater were sat in the seats next to Harry with Penelope sitting on Harry's left and Percy sitting after her. "would you care to shed some light on what happened?"

"From what I can tell, Percy Weasley got beat up by a monkey." Harry snorted as he suppressed more laughter.

"I did not!" Percy said in an indignant voice.

"So you weren't on the floor getting hit repeatedly with a book by a monkey and you didn't cry out 'Mercy! Please stop!' at one point ?" Penelope asked in a very dry voice, causing Percy's face to go almost as red as his curly, 'Weasley red' hair.

"Monkey." Harry snickered before he bit back more laughter when Professor McGonagall narrowed her eyes at him and gave him a look that plainly said she was not amused.

"Mr Potter, we know that part." Professor McGonagall frowned, "What we do not know is why it happened in the first place, and we are now asking you because it was your familiar that had attacked Mr Weasley." she added.

"..."

"..."

"Fair," Harry nodded. "but if I may be honest for a moment?"

"Yes, if anything be honest all of the time." Professor McGonagall said in an exasperated voice.

"Nah, that's boring and difficult." Harry said with a small head shake. "Anyway, me and Lisa..."

"Lisa and I." Percy corrected him.

"No, me and Lisa, you weren't there." Harry said with a frown before he turned back to Professor McGonagall and Professor Dumbledore. "Anyway we had gone out to Hogsmead and I had left Loki in my room since me and Lisa wanted some alone time for our first date."

"Date?" Professor Dumbledore asked, both of his eyebrows rising up.

"Yes," Harry said in a happy tone. "I think it went quite well. Anyway we came back to find Loki mercilessly destroying Weasley over there."

"He...what...but...he wasn't 'mercilessly destroying' me!" Percy protested.

"Hmm, yes he was." Harry replied. "Like you were crying for him to stop, it was like watching an adult beat up a five year old. It's like one of those 'Tom and Jerry' cartoons where the cat, Tom, would just try his absolute best to beat Jerry, the mouse, but he'd just get hurt throughout the whole episode and everyone would laugh because it might have been animal abuse but it was hilarious animal abuse. And I am sorry to say this, but Loki hilariously animal abused you." Harry said in an apologetic voice.

Percy stared at him with an open mouth while the others with the exception of Penelope looked slightly confused due to the 'Tom and Jerry' part. Percy's mouth moved up and down several times but no noises appeared to come out.

"I...what are you even on about?" Percy blurted out once he finally regained the ability to speak.

"You...you've never watched 'Tom and Jerry'?" Harry asked in a surprised tone.

"No." Percy shook his head.

"Not even a single episode?"

"No."

"Not even a small part of a single episode?" Harry asked, he sounded almost hopeful at this point.

"No." Percy said in an irritated voice.

"You uncultured, little sh..."

"Harry." Penelope cut him off, a hint of warning in her voice.

"Sorry." Harry apologised as he and Loki pressed a finger to their now closed lips.

"Thank you." Penelope said to them before turning her attention to Professor McGonagall and Professor Dumbledore. "Harry is telling the truth, Professor's. Today I was in the common room and was finishing off my homework when Loki came down and climbed into my lap and then perched himself on my shoulder. He wasn't doing any harm so I let him stay with me. Then later I had decided to go for a walk around the castle, I tried to get Loki to stay but he seemed to want to stick with me.

I decided to let him since he wasn't likely to cause any problems that I could not deal with. During my walk I came across Mr Weasley, the two of us were dating."

"Are dating." Percy corrected.

"We were until today." Penelope told him with a falsely sweet smile before she turned back to the two Professor's, ignoring the gaping face of Percy as she did so. "Mr Weasley and I began talking to each other, we ended up discussing our plans for after school. Unfortunately Mr Weasley was labouring under the illusion that I would simply be content to stay at home, cook his dinner and bear his children 'like a proper witch'."

"That's what my mother did." Percy pointed out.

"And I don't like your mother," Penelope told him in a blunt manner. "I've only met her a few times and I find her to be rude, bossy, overbearing and incapable of understanding the word privacy."

"Don't insult my mother!" A red faced Percy all but shouted.

"I..." Penelope stopped when she felt someone tug on her clothes, she turned to Harry who leaned forward and whispered something in her ear. Once he finished she gave him an odd look before turning to Percy. "if you love her so much then why don't you marry her?" Penelope said, echoing what Harry had whispered, causing Percy to gape even more.

"Ahem," Dumbledore interrupted...whatever the hell this was. "Miss Clearwater, perhaps you should continue with your story." He suggested.

"Very well," Penelope nodded before she took a moment to clear her throat. "during our argument Mr Weasley said something along the lines of how I 'should know my place' and that apparently bothered Loki enough for him to attack Mr Weasley."

"Loki is a gentlemen and hates it when a lady is disrespected." Harry said while Loki nodded in agreement.

"That's ridiculous!" Percy said loudly.

"Mr Weasley, control yourself!" Professor McGonagall admonished.

"Sorry Professor." Percy mumbled as he looked down.

"Hmm, now unless there is anything else to add..." Dumbledore trailed off and gave everyone a questioning look, when nobody said anything he decided to continue speaking. "in that case we must decide if anyone here deserves to be punished." He added.

"So...you're like a court judge?" Harry asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Well...somewhat in this case, though I am also Chief Warlock which does involve me occasionally acting like a judge.

"Your honour," Harry spoke as he stood up and placed Loki on his shoulder before he walked forwards and placed his hands on the table. "now before you deliver your verdict, the defence dictates that you sustain the motion..." Harry paused and looked like he was trying to remember something. "...um...of the ocean." He continued, ignoring the confused looks from the others. "You see most people want the truth but they can't handle the truth!" He added dramatically, earning even more confused looks. "So...in conclusion...I move for a change of venue...how about you give us a half hour head start?" He asked but quickly turned and walked out before they could respond.

"Mr Potter!" Professor McGonagall called.

"Okay, I've got to admit I didn't think that would work." Harry said as he walked back in and sat down on his seat. "Sorry about that," Harry said in a sheepish voice. "I just heard the word punish and judge and I experienced some very bad flashbacks." He added with a roughish grin that would not be amiss on the face of James Potter.

"Yes, well..." Professor McGonagall coughed and exchanged looks with Professor Dumbledore. "I believe that you shouldn't be punished for your familiar's actions, but this is the only time we will be letting you off. As your familiar it is your responsibility to make sure he behaves."

"Got it Professor." Harry said, having mentally translated all of that to 'tell Loki to not get caught next time'.

"Hey Liz," Harry called as he found Lisa sitting on a bench near the Ravenclaw tower when he walked back, she was sitting next to a rather odd looking girl. This girl had straggly, waist-length, dirty blonde hair along with a pair of pale eyebrows that were positioned above a pair of wide, blue eyes. She had her wand tucked behind her ear for some reason and she was wearing a necklace that looked like it was made out of butterbeer corks. "hey...you're a second year, right?" Harry asked, he was sure he had seen this girl last year.

"Yes, I am." The girl said in a dreamy sort of tone. "It's nice to meet you, Harry Potter. My name is Luna, Luna Lovegood, though everyone calls me 'Loony'."

"Nice to meet you." Harry said, extending a hand which she shook. "My name's Harry as you know, though for some reason people all me 'crazy', I'm not quite sure why." Harry added with a small shrug as if to say 'who knows?'. Harry then turned to Lisa once he let go of her hand. "I was going to come and meet you in the common room." He said.

"I was waiting out here," Lisa said, looking quite angry. "I had just started talking with Luna here when Professor Snape arrived." She said with a scowl.

"What did the great bat do this time?" Harry wondered.

"The prat insulted me and Luna over here before he confiscated one of her books, said it was too 'ridiculous' and 'shouldn't be allowed in school' and a bunch of other stuff that I tuned out." Lisa added, mentally she would admitted that the book did look a little ridiculous with the amount of sparkles and glitters that were on the cover along with the unicorn drawings and the other animals that were drawn on but it still wasn't right to insult the poor girl and take her book.

"I do hope he gives it back soon," Luna said as she stood up, once again speaking in a dreamy tone. "it was my mother's book and it'd be very upsetting if I don't get it back." She added, looking like she was talking to herself. Her voice was still dreamy but the undertone of sadness was easily heard. "Goodbye Lisa Swan, goodbye Harry Potter." She added in a slightly cheerier voice before she skipped off.

"Honestly," Lisa said under her breath before she turned to Harry and Loki, only to be surprised when she saw Loki wiping his eyes and Harry sniffing slightly. "are you both okay?" Lisa asked.

"Yeah," Harry nodded before he noticed the look that Lisa was giving him. "what? It's cold." He said in a slightly defensive voice. "It's not my fault, she's adorably cute and precious."

"I will concede that point," Lisa replied. "still, I wish there was something we could do to help her." She added with a frown.

"There is, actually." Harry said, brightening up. "Now, downside is we'd be breaking quite a lot of rules and would most likely be in serious trouble if we get caught, also potentially jail."

"What are the upsides?" Lisa asked, raising an eyebrow.

"We get to get that girl her book back and make life miserable for Snape at the same time!" Harry smiled, the corners of his lips stretching as far away from each other as they could.

"I'm in." Lisa said almost instantly after hearing that last part. "So what's the plan?" She asked as she stood up and stood next to Harry.

"We're going to do a VDB!" Harry grinned along with Loki, both of them looked positively giddy at the idea.

"A VDB?" Lisa asked in a curious voice.

"Yes!" Harry's grin got even wider, Lisa was starting to worry about his face. "We're going to a V.D.B - 'Vengeful Drive-By!'! Also known as P.D.B - Punishing Drive-By, also known as YDTDB - You Deserve This Drive-By and sometimes occasionally known as a drive-by. Now before we do this I need something from someone, but the question is what should I take and whom should I take it from? Also...did I use 'whom' right?" Harry asked.

"I..." Lisa's response was cut off by the unwelcome drawl of Draco Malfoy.

"Look boys," Malfoy said to Crabbe and Goyle who were both following him. "the biggest loser in Hogwarts and his keeper" He said as his shoulder shoved Lisa's as he and the boys walked past.

"Malfoy, I'll need something from Malfoy." Harry decided once Malfoy was out of hearing range.

"Will this do?" Lisa asked as she held up a coin bag that had 'Property of Draco Malfoy' written on it.

"Where the fuck did you get that?!" Harry blinked.

"I nicked it from him just now!" Lisa proudly grinned, Harry and Loki looked at her with wide eyes. "Hey, I'm nowhere near as good as you but I've learnt from watching you over the years." She added. Harry's jaw remained dropped for several seconds before he picked Loki up and put him down on a bench before he grabbed Lisa and pulled her into a searing kiss. "Oh...wow!" Lisa breathed once Harry let go.

"I am very attracted to you, right now." Harry admitted.

Professor Snape let out a soft yawn as he walked through the castle at night, making sure no students were up and around, if they were then he would make sure to catch and punish the stupid brats, presuming of course they weren't Slytherins. As Professor Snape walked he diverted a small part of his attention to the book in his hand, he would of course do his best to never get caught with a book like this. He had tried changing the colour of it to something more acceptable like black or even a light grey but for some reason it was magically charmed to resist colour changing spells.

Professor Snape had managed to confiscate the book from that 'Loony Lovegood' brat, that girl had revealed that the book had been created by her mother. The girl might be an airhead but her mother had been a runes genius when she was alive and Snape wanted to know what she knew. Unfortunately he couldn't make head nor tails of this book, and not just because of the horrible penmanship. The few words he could make out were nonsense words like 'apple crumble', 'marmalade' and 'chicken wings'. He was beginning to believe that he had somehow ended up with a really stupid cookbook.

"VDB!" A high pitched voice suddenly shouted before a blanket was thrown over Professor Snape's head.

"What the f..." Professor Snape was cut off as he fell to the floor, at that point two people along with a monkey dropped down next to him. Harry and Lisa were both wearing bandanas over the bottom half of their faces and Loki was wearing a ski mask on his. Loki began beating him with a beater bat while Lisa opted for a heavy book and Harry - who had cast a silencing charm on Snape - began hitting him with his broomstick.

"How long do we have to keep this up?!" Lisa asked in a low pitch voice.

"Just a few more seconds!" Harry said in a high pitch voice as he continued hitting Professor Snape, he stopped a few seconds later after making sure the blanket still covered Professor Snape's head and that the man was no longer capable of stopping them. He picked up Luna's book, and nodded to his companions, they three walked away before pausing and moving back to Snape. Loki took one of his boots, Lisa took his wand and Harry reached in and found a coin pouch, he gave it a shake and heard the sound of coins. "There's money in it, there's money in it!" He said in an excited but still high pitched voice before he mounted on his broom. "Let's go!" He said, Lisa and Loki hopped on and the three flew off.

"You know that was my first VDB." Lisa told him later that night. "Oh, let's drop Snape's wand in Malfoy's pocket when we see him so tomorrow."

"I've corrupted you!" Harry grinned happily.

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A.N: Hi guy, hope you enjoyed the chapter.

No, I have not abandoned this story, like I've said before, it's just not my main focus. Though I do appreciate the support, it means a lot. I want to thank you all for reading and if you're following my other stories then you can just skip the rest below because I've just copied and pasted that from my A.N's on my other stories...or...reread it if you want. I don't know...just be happy.

As the message from above has stated, this is an important A.N. For those who don't know I am currently writing a story on fanfic that's called Dark Lord Potter, I wouldn't call it one of my best but people appear to like it, anyway in that story Harry is currently in his third year and I plan to finish the story sometime during his 4th/5th year, which means it's nearly finished (though I don't know how long it'll take me to finish it, hopefully this month or next month).

Which means I'm going to start another story, I've set up a poll on my pat-reon account to vote for which story is going to be next. The options are:

* HP/ATLA Xover: Harry is born in the Fire nation he can bend all 4 elements too, Harry/Azula pairing.

* HP is reborn in a new world and ends up helping out the girl-who-lived (HP/OC pairing)

* Vampire Harry has to deal with overprotective brothers, the wizarding world and a beautiful redhead. (HP/Ginny)

* Batman/MCU Xover: Batman gets transported into the MCU (pairing undecided).

* HP/Godofwar Xover: Harry is reborn as Kratos's first son and has the powers of Zeus.

* God of War/MCU Xover: Kratos and Atreus are transported to the MCU.

* HP/Spiderman Xover: Harry is reborn as Harry Parker (pairing will be either Mary jane or Gwen Stacey)

* HP/Spiderman Xover: Harry is reborn as Harry Osborn (pairing will be either Mary jane or Gwen Stacey)

* Harry is a werewolf and he likes it, even if other people don't. (Pairing is HP/Katie Bell).

I would have put better descriptions but I was limited in how much I could write.

So far the Avatar one is winning, if you want to change that or support it then you need to become a patron and cast your vote. Just go on the pat-reon ( I spell it like that because fanfic blocks the name, take away the dash if you want to type it in) website and search for JB21Q. The poll will end on the 04/03/2021 (England/Europe time), so if you want to become a patron and join in on the vote then do it before then. If you join then when the new story is released you will get early viewings of each chapter along with early viewings of another story of mine called Widow's Vengeance.

In the future (when I have more free time) I also plan to give more rewards such as shoutouts, and writing one shots for patrons that pay a certain amount.

Thanks for reading, hope you enjoyed the chapter and feel free to leave a review,