Stab: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?
0!!0
Knife: Boss! wait, we can explain!
Neg, two seconds away from murder: Really? Can you now?
Scythe: yeah! just give us a minute to... not think of a convincing lie.
1!!1
Lag: Yes, I'm adopting Stripes and you cowards can't tell me no!
2!!2
Pick: When Sprin has daiquiris they get really into how beautiful they are.
Sprin: Hey, I dare you guys to dare us to make out.
Pick: ...that's a mirro-
Blood: I actually wanna see that.
3!!3
Stripes or Sprin: What's wrong with you?
Chara or Blood: Off the top of my head, I'd say low self-esteem, a lack of paternal affection, and a genetic predisposition for anxiety and depression.
4!!4
XChara: What goes up but never comes down?
Neg: The amount of stress you're bringing this family.
quick note from the author: there will be no X-Shift Chara
5!!5
Stripes, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.
6!!6
Art: Thanks for not telling The Creator what happened.
Lag, dumbfounded: I wouldn't even know where to begin trying to explain this.
7!!7
Chara: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?
Knife: We're chopsticks!
Chara: Well... that's cute!
Chara: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?
Sprin: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing :)
8!!8
Neg: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Pos: What? No, I—
Art: *enters room*
Pos: *jaw clenches
9!!9