Blood: I'm sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don't know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It's rude.
Sprin: We either die free, or die trying!
Lag: Are those the only choices?
Sprin: You look mentally ill.
Blood: I am. Let's go.
Art:There's beer in the cooler.
Chara:What about for the children?
Art: You can get water from that water fountain and use it to water down the beer.
Hip: Why don't we just give the kids water?
Art, angrily: I suppose you could do that!
Chara: What is love?
Stripes: An emotional minefield.
Sprin: A neurochemical reaction.
Knife: Baby don't hurt me.
Pos, planning a group disguise: You cannot be Blake Bortles.
Pick: Fine! Then I'll be Jake-
Lag, under their breath: Don't say Jortles.
Pick: Jortles! And I work at the molotov cocktail department.
Death: Can I have some water?
Lag: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Lag: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Lag: *spills water all over themself*
Lag, coughing: I don't have any water.
Neg: Death gave me a get better soon card.
Scythe: That's sweet!
Neg: I wasn't sick, they just think I can do better.
Chara: Fight me!
Stripes, standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* do. not.
Stripes, holding a rock: Pick just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Sprin: If you don't marry them, I will.
"what do you ship???" bruh idfk i just shove the names in perchance incorrect quotes generateor and rarely chabge it because I'm a multishipper