Neg, texting Pos: I miss you so much

Neg, texting him again, 3 minutes and 54 seconds later: I was so drunk. I don't miss you at all.


Art, showing Lag of picture of the Star Charas: You see us at the pool, wyd???

Lag, without hesitation: killing myself infront of you, to forever change the trajectory of your lives and your bond.


Sprin: He actually turned his life around

Pick: that's a shame, I hope he relapses and dies right about now.


Maro, talking to Chara: you are great.

Maro: I love you.

Maro: Woah. I got really emotional for .5 seconds.

Maro: my bad, won't ever happen again.


Knife: this cat's name is gay porn. look him up.

Scythe: okay!

Scythe: good lord there's penice


Knife, about Scar: If I had a lame partner, I would hype them up so much.

Knife: Like here comes the specialest little buddy and if you don't clap and cheer, I will kill everyone and then blow the whole building up.


Art, bothering Lag: I'll suck the life out of you, you have no idea

Lag: You suck the life out of everything.

Lag: Depressing ass bitch.


Lag: I'll take care of you.

Neg: It's rotten work.

Lag: Not to me, not if it's you.


X: How will you remember?

Stripes: that I love you?

X: Yes..

Stripes: that's easy. I can't help it.


Death: once I'd told you I kissed a thousand people! that was a lie.

Scar: I know.

Death: I've only kissed one or two hundred.

how many people have you kissed?

Scar: Very few.

Death: But you offered me a kiss, why?

Scar: Such a foolish reason I'm afraid, I just wanted to kiss you.


Stab: Come suck my toes.

Scythe: what.

Stab: I didn't say anything, idk what you're talking about.

Are you gonna hang out with me and Knife, tomorrow?