Hello my kitties

I do not own One Piece and Hellsing just the insanity of this idea of a story

Sorry for the wait I am back to getting everything updated. Just slowly.

The main reason Sanji got that demon fruit with Eros was a AMV I saw with Sanji of Lady Gaga song where she is talking about Eros. I felt Cupid fit the love sick fool

Chapter 7

Sanji sits down right next to Luffy looking at his Captain. "So, are we going to be doing the same things once more?" He question as he let out a slow puff of smoke.

Luffy looked over at his Chef with a dark smirk on his face. "We have to save our friends. But this time around. We are going to handle it faster and still have fun." He said looking over at everyone sitting around the table.

"Aye." Said all the StrawHat's as they all shared a dark grin with each other.

Ace and Sabo just chuckled as they remembered all the newspaper articles about their brother and his crews adventures.

Loguetown

A man with gray hair and two cigars in his mouth. He closed his eyes after he had felt the wave of Haki that rushed from the East Blue. His home seas. He slowly open his eyes. 'My Captain is back. But what upset him?' He thought to himself as he looked at the black and orange pear demon fruit with a bite taken out of it.

Baratie

Luffy looked up as he felt something pass though his soul. A slow smile spread as he began chuckling as he took out a strawberry flavor cigar out of a silver case. He pulled out a silver lighter and lite it as he slowly took a drag from the cigar. 'It appears another has awoke. But who is it?' He wondered to himself as the others just watched him with shock on their faces. As their Captain was smoking and didn't seem to be phased by their shocked expressions. Even his brothers seem shocked at this new little bit of information.

"Hey Lu." Said Ace pulling himself back together after seeing what his baby brother just did.

Luffy looked up at him with a grin. "Yeah Ace?" He question as he followed his brother's sight to his cigar.

"Lu when did you start smoking?" Question Sabo as he knew Ace was trying to figure out how to ask their baby brother without blowing a head gasket.

Luffy grinned at his brothers. "After you two left I began smoking. But it's only when I feel like it." He answered as if it wasn't a big deal.

They slowly nodded their head at this as Zoro took his cigar and took a drag as she wanted to know if it taste like strawberries.

"Umm….Just don't make it a habit like you chef there." Said Sabo with a smile on his face.

Luffy just laughed at his brothers reaction as Sanji stole the silver case and taking one of the mini cigars and lighting it up to try for himself. But sadly he began coughing as they are stronger than his cigarettes. "What the hell Captain and Moss-chan. Those things are like five of my cigarettes." He hacked out.

Zoro just smirks. "Well Shitty cook. Just proves you can't handle everything I can." She just grinned at him.

Sanji glares at Zoro with hearts still in his eyes as he at times like to drive her nuts with his mock flirting with her. "Can it shitty swordswoman." He said with his glare with his eyes going back to normal.

Usopp let's out a sigh. "Nothing never changes." He said shaking his head at the two antics as Luffy just chuckles as Ace and Sabo both send glares at the blonde hair Chef.

"So whose going to be kicking the golden trashcan's ass this time around?" Asked Nami breaking up the fight between Zoro and Sanji.

"Well with Zoro fighting Mihawk. I think Luffy should like we did last time and see if he can get his bounty earlier on. Not like before." Said Usopp as everyone looks at Luffy and Zoro.

"That's fine." Said Zoro as she takes Luffy's glass of wine slowly taking a sip of it.

Luffy grins. "That's fine. I'll just beat him in two punches and maybe…" He began saying as a gun shot is heard and screams of several women as a Marine's body fell though the door as a man in a Grey tracksuit with red dragons on the jacket steps over the man drowning in his own blood.

Patty comes out of the Kitchen walking up to the man who sat himself at the first table he sees. "How will you be paying for you meal today?" Question Patty as he rubs his hands together.

The starving man looks up glaring at the Popeye wanted a be. "I'll be paying in lead of you don't shut your damn mouth and bring me something to drink and eat now." He growls out as he presses the flintlock pistol on the man's forehead.

Luffy grins. "How about we do a little recruiting." He said looking at the man threating to shot Patty pointblank in the head.

Sanji smirks. "That would be for the best as last time Krieg killed him for allowing him to lose to you. It was all over the newspaper." He said frowning.

"Then it is settled." Said Luffy standing up and walking up towards Patty as he moves to grab the gun from his forehead. "I'll pay for his meal Patty. Allow him to how whatever he wants and bill my table for it." He said as Patty turns to look at the tall man standing behind him with scary grin on his face as the cigar hangs at the corner of his mouth.

"Y-Yes Sir." Said Patty in a shaky voice as the sight of Luffy frighten him more than the man threatening to kill him over a meal. Patty looks back down at the man before him. "What do you want you shitty Pirate?" He question as he pulled a pen and pad out of thin air.

"Anything will be fine." Said the man as he watched Luffy out of the corner of his eye as Sanji walked up behind his Captain.

"Patty I'll handle making his meal. Just bring him some water and sake." Said Sanji as he took the order slip from the frighten chef.

"Yeah whatever." Said Patty running back into the kitchen.

Sanji glances back at his Captain. "Captain. Why don't you have a nice chat with him will I get his food." He suggest as he turns and leaves to get a meal ready for the man.

Luffy just grins and he walks over towards the man as he pulls out a chair and sits down next to him. "Good Afternoon." He tells the man with a smile on his face.

The man stiffens a little looking at the man sitting down next to him. "I thank you for the meal. I am unable to pay you back." He tells Luffy.

"Don't worry about it. I don't expect you to pay me back. I just have a question for you." Said Luffy smiling still down at the man before him.

"What would that be?" He question still feeling the uneasiness at the pit of his stomach telling to run from this man sitting next to him.

Luffy grins as his crimson eyes lock with the man's own cold black eyes. "I would like you to join my crew. For I know what crew you belong to. For that I believe that you would fit in better with my own where we care for our crewmembers and their dreams. For tell me what is your dream?" He questions as Sanji walks back over with a large tray in hand with a pitcher of water as well as a bottle of Sake.

"Shitty Patty crying like a scared little bitch in the kitchen. "Grumbled Sanji as he sits the tray down as he places down a large plate of fried rice as well as a seafood soup and a loaf of freshly baked bread sliced in a basket with the water and sake. "Please enjoy…." He stops and looks down at the man. "What is your name?" He asks as Luffy grins as he didn't want to ask for Gin's name as he wanted to leave that for Sanji.

Gin's eyes move away from the killer siting next to him towards the saint that is bring him food. "My name is Gin and thank you. " He tells Sanji as his eyes move back over towards the man next to him. "I can't I am loyal to Don Krieg." He tells Luffy.

Luffy just chuckles. "You Captain doesn't care if you are loyal to him. All he cares about it himself and will kill all those around him to reach his own goal." He said as he pushed back his chair and rose to his feet. "Just think about it Gin. We will be here for a week. During that time I shall await your answer." He said with a bow as he spun on his heel and walked back towards his table where a man? No woman with green hair awaited him with a grin on her own face.

Zoro catches Gin watching them out of the corner of her eye. "I believe you have frighten him love. But I do hope he does plan on Joining the crew. He is strong and would be nice to have another to back us up in a fight. For the coward trio puts too much pressure on Robin and Franky." She tells Luffy as her eyes rest on Usopp and Nami.

Nami glares at the green hair woman. "Shut up. I'm sorry I'm not a beast like you are on the battlefield." She hisses out.

Zoro smirks at her friend. "I'm also a beast in bed." She said with a now shit eating grin on her face as Sanji has a nose bleed as he missed the chair as he sat down and fell to the floor looking up at the ceiling blinking at what he just heard.

"OH GOD WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TINY LUFFY'S AND ZORO'S RUNNING AROUND THE SHIP!" Screams a panicking Nami as she grows more pale thinking about it. Her eyes shift over towards Ace and Sabo. "YOU TWO WILL BE THEIR BABYSITTERS. FOR I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT!" She yells pointing at them.

Sabo holds up his hands in surrender as he chuckles. "I'm sure pop's or Dragon would love having little ones running around." He tells the redhead to calm her down.

"HEY! Who said I was going to be pregnant right now?" Demanded Zoro as she glares at Nami and Sabo. "I still have to take Mihawk's title and if Luffy wants some. He is going to have to wrap it up." She tells them as everyone's jaws fall to the floor at her straight forward bluntness about the topic at hand.

"Shishishishi. I think it is a little early for us to have children. Maybe in a few more years. But for now we need to Shake this world up and have some fun." Said Luffy grinning like an evil bastard with a plan.

Ace turns away with a slight blush on his cheeks as he thinks about his own love life and the special woman, he spends his time with at times. The one that he wants his family to meet. But knows their love will start a war over. But damn to him she is worth the war that will come.

This doesn't go unnoticed by Sabo and Luffy as they both share a look to speak to their brother about the look on his face as they wanted to know what Ace is up to when Sabo isn't around and when he vanishes at times for the Moby Dick as Sabo had once told his baby brother about their brother vanishing in the middle of the night to show up a day or two later acting as if nothing had happen.

"I'll babysit." Said Ace as if he pulled himself from his own deep thoughts.

Zoro looks over at her brother-in-law. She smiles softly at him as she could feel he is hiding something. But she will ask him later when they are both alone. "I'll keep you to that Ace." She said grinning now as he paled at her saw the look in her eyes. "You remember how much trouble Luffy gave you when he was little and now a child mixed with my blood. Your going to be returning my child to me within 10 minutes of me leaving him/her with you." She said in a fit of giggles.

Nami, Sanji, and Usopp pale. "No you two are not going to be having a baby anytime soon." They said with more fear in their voice as it just dawned on them what was being said about their Captain and First-mate.

Nami looks at Sanji and Usopp. "Every time we land on an island. I'm sending you two to buy boxes of Condoms as those two are like freaking rabbits. For I send them. They will freaking forget. So that will be the first thing on the shopping list at every port." She told the two male crew members.

"But…...Nami I don't want to." Whined Usopp as it was embracing to him to even think about going to buy those.

Nami narrows her eyes at him. "If you don't do it. I'll make you go and buy our pads and tampons." She hissed at him a sickly sweet voice.

Usopp paled even more as he held his hands up. "I'll buy them. I'll buy them." He said with a river a tears rolling down his cheeks.

Luffy clasped his hands on Usopp and Sanji's shoulders. "Don't worry guys. I already stocked up." He said between laughter as the two passed out. One from embracement and the other with a perverted grin on his face with a nose bleed.

Luffy arched a brow looking down at Sanji and back at Zoro. "He walked in on me once. It was when he didn't know I was a girl. He though you where the only one in the bathroom." She told Luffy as he just chuckled as he remember that day as he ran out of the bathroom to grab something and passed Sanji not thinking much about it as he was going to have a nice romantic bath with his girlfriend.

As they chatted and laugh Gin slipped out of the restaurant and stole a boat to head back to his Captain and crew with the thought of what Luffy had told him. He had seen Don Krieg kill all the other first-mates in the past for failing him and he worked his ass off to make sure that he wouldn't end up like one of those poor fools. So far, he had done well. But he knew his time was coming and it would draw to an end soon. But how soon. "Should I make the deal with the devil?" He question himself.

Several Days Later

People came running into the restaurant screaming. "DON KRIEG'S SHIP IS COMING OUT WAY. WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO ESCAPE!" Cried a woman as she feel to her knees crying.

On Draco Luffy lifts his hat up as he cracks open and eye as he looks towards the restaurant. "It appears the time has come." He said as he sat up as he looked over at Zoro who is wearing a black battle kimono with a green sash with her swords at her side with black thigh high heeled boots with black fingerless gloves as her hair is pulled back into a high ponytail with black bike shorts under her kimono.

"Full house." Said Ace grinning as he had finally won a hand against his sister-in-law.

"Laugh it up now buddy for I'll win back my cash after my battle with Mihawk." Said Zoro with a large predatory grin on her face as her eyes flash emerald with excitement as she was ready for a good fight as she sparred with her two brothers-in-law and Luffy, but she had been wanting to cut lose for a while now.

"Dante, Jax. Once we are off the ship move it around to the back of the ship. For we don't need Mihawk cutting out ship in half. For I don't want to kill him." Said Luffy grinning as the wolves moved around the ship.

"We got it Luffy." Said Dante as he and the others got to work.

"Come on let's go inside and watch the show that's about to fall." Said Luffy grinning madly as the others nod their heads jumping over the railing as the two goofball bounty hunters shook with fear of their big sister's boyfriend/Captain. As he wasn't a normal man and he sparked fear in the depts of their soul. Once they can get a ride to another island. They are planning to go their own ways. For two East Blue Bounty Hunters. They are not cut for the Grand Line. Nor the crew of the StrawHat's.

As they walk into the Baratie Sanji has a table set up for his Captain and Crew as they walk over to the table sitting down. "Thanks Sanji-kun." Said Nami with a wink. 'He hasn't flirted with any of the female customers nor he hasn't flirted with the two girls with us. Just maybe we have a chance.' Thought Nami with a warm feeling coming from her chest at the thought of maybe ending up with the man she does love.

Not too far away

"Empress we have the Baratie in our sights. But there appears to be a ship that looks like it should be at the bottom of the sea before it." Called out an Amazonian pirate from the crow's nest.

"If it gives up any trouble sink it." Ordered Boa Hancock as she stood up from her snake and walked over to the front of her ship. 'Who are you StrawHat Luffy? Why go out of your way to save two of my sisters?' She thought to herself as she narrowed her eyes as she thought she caught a tall figure wearing red walking into the ship laughing with his arm around another figure with green hair.

Luffy and Crew

"Boa is here as well." Said Luffy as he grins looking over at his crew as he pulled Zoro closer to himself as he kissed her head.

"Shit is going to hit the fan with those two." Said Usopp as both morons Ace and Sabo snicker at the Catfight that is going to happen here soon.

Zoro narrows her eyes at the three fools. "Shut up." She hisses out at them. "If I have to. I'll kick her ass after Mihawk. Anyways my bounty was higher than hers last time and it will be higher this time around as well. For she is what only worth dead or alive at 80,000,000 Beri. That isn't that much. If you think about it out in the Grand Line." She said smirking at them.

"She does have a point for that was my starter bounty last time as well she is just a million Beri higher than Robin." Said Nami with a giggle. "The only thing she has going for her is her locks and her damn Ego." She said as an after thought about how Boa behaves.

"True." Said Zoro as she looks over at Luffy who claims her lips.

"You are my Queen and my Goddess. I do not need a lesser woman to get in my way and try to take my beloveds place." Said Luffy as he pulled away from her lips as a mew escapes Zoro's lips from their kiss. "Good luck on your fight with Mihawk." He whispers into her right ear.

"PLEASE HELP ME!" cries Gin as he pulls a man with silver purple hair into the restaurant. "My Captain and crew are starving. We have money to pay. There are only a hundred men left alive that haven't scrummed to their injuries or who haven't gone mad from the stress of that Demon that chases after us." He said with tears in his eyes. As he shows true emotions for those he sails with as his Captain bows his head with a dark and cocky grin on his face. 'Yes, my foolish puppet. Play it up. Make them feel sorry for us. For it will be easier for me to slaughter them all when the time comes.' He thought darkly to himself as he slowly raises his head with a dark glint in his eyes.

Sanji being who he is drops a plate of food before the bastard he knows that will try to kill him after he shoves all that food into his mouth and drinks that bottle of water before him.

"WHAT THE FUCK SANJI!?" Roars Patty as he slugs Sanji across his face. "Have you gone mad. He is going to kill us all. You are fucking fool." Growls out Patty as he goes for another strike against Sanji but stops the punch with his right knee.

"That is enough out of you Patty. You do not know how it is to starve out in that sea. To sail or be stranded on a rock without food nor drink. SO stuff it." Growls out Sanji as his eyes glow blue.

Patty takes a step back away from the sou chef.

"Sanji thank you. Thank you for your kindness." Cries Gin bowing his head to the floor.

"Raise your head Gin. For it is time to see the true colors of your Captain." Calls out Luffy as he is now standing next to Sanji as a knife slips into Krieg's hand as he lugs forwards with a wide swing aiming for Sanji's throat.

"Haha…Your not a fool boy." Chuckles Krieg as Sanji backflips out of the way as Luffy stops the attack with his own dagger that slipped out of his sleeve.

"You are an honor less man Krieg. But today will be the last day you draw breath." Luffy tells him with a crazed grin on his face as he raises his right foot and kicked Krieg out the front door of the Baratie as Zeff walks out with a bag of food and drops it before Gin. "Here take this to the men that are still alive." He tells him with a glare on his face.

Gin drops several bags of gold onto the floor and rushes out of the Baratie and towards the ship that is cut into pieces as all the men fall to the sea. Some being cut in half or losing body parts from the attack that came from the man on the small coffin ship with candles surround it with green flames.

"Their dead." Whispers Gin as he falls to his knees seeing all the men that he fought along all floating dead in the sea as now sharks begin to surround them and eating them even the ones that try to fight to live.

"Who cares. I can replace them all." Laughs Don Krieg. As the man speaks those words Gin turns to look at the man, he called his Captain for the past few years. Now seeing the cruel and heartless man he truly is.

Zoro grins as she walks towards to where Mihawk hands on his ship. DRACULE MIHAWK! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL FOR THE TITLE OF WORLD'S GREATEST SWORDSMEN!" Calls out Zoro as she stops before him as she unties her bandana and ties it over her head.

Mihawk's golden eyes travel over the girl that stand before him. "As you wish child. Let's see what you are made of." He tells him in a calm tone of voice as if sounding bored.

Luffy grins looking over at his love. His eyes slowly move over to Mihawk. 'She can beat him. Should I tell him if he loses to her today. He is part of my crew?' He wonders to himself as it would be wise to have this powerful man fighting along side him and his crew as well, he could aid in training Zoro more and those on the crew that wish to learn to handle a sword.

***************************************************************FLASHBACK************************************************************************

"Zoro I have a question for you." Said Luffy looking down at his love wrapped in his arms.

Zoro looks up cocking her head to the side. "Yeah?" She question him as she cuddles more into his chest as they rest against the mast of the ship.

"Would you be against me asking Mihawk in joining our crew?" Question Luffy as his eyes lock with her own.

She sits there for several seconds thinking over her answer to her love. "Love I am unsure I will be able to beat him. For Mihawk toys with his prey." She tells him with all honesty in her eyes and words.

"Hmm..." Hummed Luffy closing his eyes leaning back against the mast.

"Then I shall wait for the out come of this battle to come before I ask him." Said Luffy with a smile as he kisses her forehead with a grin on his face.

"That would be for the best for now." Said Zoro as she closes her eyes enjoying the sun on her skin as she falls asleep.

**************************************************END OF FLASHBACK**************************************

"I shall keep my word and wait to see what the out come is to this fight. For I do not want that bastard to take my love from me." Said Luffy as he crossed his arms across his chest as Ace and Sabo came to stand next to him.

"Don't do anything stupid." Said Sabo as Ace just nods his head in agreement with his brother.

Luffy waves them off. "Don't worry about it." He tells them as he let out a sigh as they didn't want nothing to befall Zoro.

I'll let you all guess who I am going to pair with Ace. (Evil Grin)