speaking: "I, am Ainz Ooal Gown!"

spell craft: "create: greater item"

thought: "impressive as always"

silent spell craft: "summon: death knight"

Chapter 2

( SpelunKing )

Momonga gazed upon the dark cavern in front of him. "I mean, its cool but talk about clashing design choices! this looks nothing like the rest of their guild," he decided to fully explore the guild before this new area, simply to be methodical as to not miss anything. "i didnt find anything REALLY cool, but im still glad I checked, these cosmetic items are ones i havent come across before, and the flavor text these guild members gave to it is kinda funny inspect item"

Cloak of hermes;

this Cloak allows one all the powers of Hermes

"what does that even mean? wow, inspect item"

Garb of Hades;

gives lifeforms complete control of the souls of all that they kill

"one more...inspect item"

Pants of Zeus

gives the wearer the ability to mate with any creature

"oh dear lord" it was just flavor text added by whoever crafted the cosmetics, they didn't actually classify as items, so they couldn't do as they claimed, but Momonga still found it quite silly. "it's official, this guild was ran by a bunch of... over imaginative teenagers" but the cosmetic aspect was new, so he kept them.

"well now that I've stolen this guilds role-playing costumes I can get onto this ravine". putting the odd history of this guild behind him, he bravely voyaged into what he could at this point have no assumption on.

truth be told it was un expectantly difficult, it appears this place wasn't actually part of the guild, but a large, difficult dungeon, well difficult to most, it seemed like it was leveled for players at about 80, which to Momonga was by no means easy, but to call it difficult was a vast overstatement. Most attacks didn't land, but there were a couple tricky enemies that required some real magic might to finish off, ironically it was the slimes, these ones were made to be resistant to magic attacks and weak to physical, kind of a fun touch, he thought anyway. it at least made it interesting, and he was sure to write it down in the encyclopedia"...but what to call them?" the name just said "slime" so it was put upon momonga to give them a more fitting name for their entry into the encyclopedia. "hmmm...Ah yes-" Momonga quikly jotted down the name with his quill"- osmosis slime."

The name was given because the flavor text on there drops said this

[item: slime jelly (special)]

jelly dropped from a slime

(special:) due to the mana heavy conditions of the dungeon this slime lives in, it has evolved an inate ability to absorb the mana from the air with osmosis, due to the lack of food on its level, making its jelly able to store large amounts of mana, and have the bonus benefit of massive spell resilience. ancient civilizations crafted with these to make the magic resistant armours we see today.

"yeah, definitely gonna need all of this"

sadly there wasn't anything too interesting in the floors before the boss room, a couple of re skinned enemys, and a some traps, a good lump of gold however, and a new sword! it was called the mana blade!

[item: mana blade] [lv. 68]

if the wielder of this blade has no magic spells currently learned, all mana will act as more health before actual hp is affected by attacks

"yeah its kinda garbage", there were just a few problems, "I can't equip it, even if I could the ability means nothing to me, and on top of all that it's not even a high enough leveled weapon to deal damage to me, let alone be useful against any enemy above level 75" okay, to anyone who would find this item, it was kind of garbage, but in the encyclopedia it goes.

The boss room

honestly he's been waiting for this, he was quite exited to see what was behind that door, probably an actually fun fight

Undead Slime Dragon

HP/1,777,666

"yeah" he stared in awe "that's really cool"

the beast was mountainous, it apeared to be a dragon skeleton with slime clinging to every bone, the occasional puddle dropping off to give birth to different sized slimes, that would inhabit the bones lying on the ground to merge undead and slimes.

"quite the way to spawn in boss summons, it has a nice flare" momonga was genuinely impressed, usually boss summons crawled out of the ground with the same animation or were simply summoned in.

"but I suppose I have to get this party started" momonga prepared his attack to initiate the boss fight, pretty standard

"Maximise magic: Energy Drain"

"nice got quite a few levels off, this should boost my immunity...Now!"

Maximise magic: nuclear blast!"

an intense explosion shook the entire dungeon itself, blasting the slimes almost entirely off the skeletal structure.

"well you're quite the toughfy" in response to this the dragon roared as the slimes climbed up engulfing the dragons head once more

Undead Slime Dragon

HP/ 603,549

momonga shouted as he casted spell after spell, he was just having fun, he would not sustain any damage from the strikes, but he was having he dodged the attacks as best he could all the same. bobbing and weaving, it looked quite silly in his magic castor robes.

finally after chipping down on the bosses health he got it down to about 500 hp, and he knew the perfect move

"maximise magic! acid arrow!" Momonga slammed his spell directly into the heart of the exposed dragon, popping it to peices.

CONGRATULATIONS!

you are the first player to defeat this dungeon, and have for a secret world item

[item]Mana Infusion casing

every battle won with this item equipped turns mana damage points from that battle into viable experience points for players of any level!

"I am equipping that immediately" momonga equipped the item onto the world item that already resided in his hollow stomach, wrapping the sphere in a golden chain with purple gemstones.

"I guess we'll just have to see what it does" The boss itself also dropped anew type of jelly, and apparently since momonga was an Undead, he could... equip it?

a slight sheen came across all his bones, making him glow, just slightly, that soon sunk into jis very bones, the item added 15% resistance to all magic attacks and an extra 10 points of mana, permanently.

permanently

"PERMANTLY?" needless to say momonga would be farming this boss for quite some time

Satoru had missed work for the past week. he didn't care. he could just lie and say he got caught in an acid rainstorm, he had enough money saved up to pay rent for the next year and a half anyhow. but he was obsessed. his life in YGGDRASIL had fully taken over, to the point when he got up to eat, he was surprised to see a human hand. but it was worth it. satoru sat back down his chair, and resumed the game

momonga sprung back to life, he was sitting in the boss room, which was once dark, was now fully lit. the glowing effect compounded, it went away of course, but if you use 500 a second all at once the light it blinding. but look at him now. he was truly a God, untouchable. before he started his adventure, he was level 100 and had 1000 points past max mana level in the game, he was truly the best sorcerer in YGGDRASIL. but that was nothing to him now. his stats no longer even displayed numbers. they were an amorphous set of shapes and colours, when he used his highest spelles on repeat he didnt even see a sliver appear, he honestly didnt even know if he could run out anymore. He tried. he really tried and he couldnt. his magic resistance was a joke. holy magic healed him now. not like he would even need it, his level was just as broken as his mp, just a series of shapes. he had so many skill points they cut off the screen. he was saving them to allocate them wiseley but now he was certain he could just get everything. if he wanted he could max out every class in the game. but he wasnt done, he hadnt spent this whole week awake to still have health be a quantifiable number. no. every stat must be broken

and so it was so. Satoru was starving himself to death, but he was still living. he spent his whole life in the game for the past 2 weeks. his ribs threatened to pop from his skin, his face so slim he had to re ajust the headset for the first time in 6 years. but oh he felt it was so worth it.

momonga was undeniably untouchable

Character《momonga》

LV: うんkのwn

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race: うんkのwん

he had spent 2 weeks awake, down in this dungeon. 2 weeks away from nazarick. he picked up the remaining slime jelly and used all but 1,777,666 he had left. he was a hoarder at heart and his inventory was what he assumed was infinite. he had scrolled for 3 hours strait before deciding he finally had enough and calling it broken. he was a hoarder by heart, and that number was exactly the health of the boss that gave him this wonderful opportunity. he needed sleep. he headed out. he had completely forgotten about the guild outside this dungeon. and casted the strongest illusion spell he had at where he left. no noticeable difference in mp. he casted 8 mored for good measure. and headed back to nazarick, pillaging all on his way back. he would sit in his throne, then rest. finally he came ocross his beautiful home.
it had been too long
lord Momonga was never gone this long
eventually all the npcs had heard the news the the surpreme one had been gone 2 weeks. it was heart wrenching, but many held out hope they had to
shaltear quite her routine walk and simply waited by the entrance to the great tomb. like a lost puppy. albedo cryed behind the throne in fear. "please return to me my beloved..."
shalltear saw a figure aproach the entrance...it was... IT WAS HIM! lord momonga had returned to them! she was frozen as a stone.
momonga saw that shalltears path finding had gotten stuck. he walk directly in front of her "shalltear, i am happy to see you first as i returned. i trust you have taken care of nazarick well." he hugged her to move her from the spot she was stuck. "back to your duties, serve me faithfully!"
that power
it was intoxicating, she had never felt anything like it feom the other surpreme beings, was it simply because she had grown accustomed to not feeling his influence around her? shalltear shook her head, "the surpreme ones did not give off the same feeling as lord momonga does now".
everyone in nazarick could feel it now. the unquestionable power. lord momonga had returned
albedo wiped he tears as she readied herself for his return, and to hear of his wonderful stories. she was awestruck when he entered the throne room. his presence was far beyond what it was before. the feeling of his presence alone was orgasmic
"albedo-" said the supreme God "- i will be busy in my room, we will have storytime later. thank you for your hard work while i was away" he pated her head.
she definitely almost lost control there.
momonga returned to his room and layed down, leaving his avatar active as re unlinked the headset and satoru layed down for bed. he slept for merely 6 hours and honesty felt good as new. it was decided, he would spend every possible minute in YGGDRASIL until it was gone.
he put on his headset and set out to the throne room. sitting down majestically. " albedo, let me tell you a story of great triumph..."
AN: PLEASE REVEIW
thank you to everyone who has so far, ill try my best to keep ainz smart, as im kind of a dumbass. im writing this all on my phone and it kinda crunches stuff where i dont want it to after i upload it. and ill try my best with spell check from now on! thank you all very much!
thanks for reading ~Mr.N