"I did not expect to fight giant robot ladybugs this morning!" exclaims B-Sha as she, Pac-Man, and a nearby Pooka fight off a swarm of Motobugs attempting to storm Planeptune's Basilicom.
"I wouldn't worry about it that much." Ulala responds before taking down some Newtrons with a "Chu Chu Chu!'' from her blaster.
"Whenever there's an Eggman-" the reporter states just as a blue streak speeds by knocking down an army of Egg-Robos and a girl with large draconic claws slices several Buzz Bombers to bits, freeing the animals trapped inside.
"-there's a Sonic not too far behind." Ulala finishes her sentence.
"Aw, you guys started the party without me?" Sonic says to Ulala with sarcasm.
"OPA-OPA" says a deep robotic voice originating from the titular living spaceship as he approaches with a camera mounted on his head.
"Hey, I didn't know Opa was your new cameraman." Nira says, having not expected to see him here.
"Yeah, he just started today." the pinkette says in response.
"OPA-OPA" the ship says in a deep, monotone, robotic voice.
The CPUs then join the group after clearing away another small army of badniks. Purple Heart approaches B-Sha and asks.
"How's it looking B-Sha, do we have a secure perimeter?"
To which B-Sha replies ''Well these bots are pretty easy to beat, but as long as that ship's in the air they're not gonna stop coming." pointing at the Flying Battery.
"Well what're we waiting for, let's get up there and scramble some eggs!" Uzume says with enthusiasm.
"OH MY GOSH, IT'S ALMIGHTY TENNOUBOSHI! OPA ARE YOU GETTING THIS?" Ulala screams in excitement as she approaches Uzume, failing to notice a giant badnik, specifically a Splats right behind her.
"HEY WATCH OUT!" cries the blue haired goddess before she suddenly, as if by reflex, jumps up and spins right through the robot, destroying it in about one second.
Everyone pauses and stares at Uzume in shock before she says "D-Did I just?"
"Do a homing attack?" Neptune finishes her question.
"I think you did!" Nepgear replies.
"It would appear that you've developed some of Sonic's abilities along with taking on certain aspects of his appearance." Histoire says as she examines Uzume with great intrigue.
"Ohoho MAN!" the blunette exclaims as she darts around a little. THIS. IS. AWESOME!
The goddess then dashes over to Sonic before asking "Say Nicsy, mind introducing me to the doc up there?"
"Oh it would be my pleasure." the hedgehog says before going "Wait…Nicsy?"
"You don't like it?" Uzume asks, sounding a little disappointed.
"No no it's fine I've just never really been given a nickname other than 'rodent' before." Sonic assures Uzume.
Nira then transforms into a large purple dragon, and Sonic hops onto her back. The goddesses then transform.
"Nepgear, stay here with B-Sha and make sure nothing gets inside the basilicom." Purple Heart asks of her sister.
"Alright, I won't let you down!" Purple Sister says enthusiastically.
"You got it Nepsy!" shouts B-Sha in Gold Form followed by a thumbs up from both her and Pac-Man.
Uzume and Neptune then follow Sonic and Nira up to the Flying Battery in HDD. On the way Nira explains her plan.
"Alright, Sonic and Uzume will keep Eggman busy while you and I rip the place up. How does that sound?" the dragoness says to Neptune.
"Not a bad idea, let's do it!" the purplette says as Sonic and Uzume nod in agreement.
Uzume then grabs Sonic and flies up to the bridge of the ship, where they see a certain rotund man typing away at a computer on board his hovercraft, the Eggmobile.
"Really Egghead, you find a new place and the first thing you do is invade? Why not see the sights, chat with the locals, go to the gift shop or something? We both know how this is gonna end so why not delay the inevitable butt-kicking?" Sonic shouts as the doctor turns to face him and Uzume.
"Ah, Sonic! I should've known you'd show up! Same with at least one of those goddesses." Eggman says as he turns to face the blue duo.
"To be completely honest, I wasn't actually planning to conquer anything today. I just wanted to test this world's defenses. But since you're here…" the doctor says as he presses a few buttons.
All of a sudden, a nearby hatch opens and out springs a giant robot rattlesnake with alternating red and black segments, and a bright green rattle on its tail.
"...behold, my latest creation. Egg Rattler GO!" he finishes as the Eggmobile attaches to the Egg Rattler.
The mech then whips its tail at the two as they dodge out of the way. Uzume then starts dashing around it in HDD while Sonic tries to attack the head.
"The armor's too tough for me!" Sonic says to Uzume, having not made a dent in the robot. "Let's combo it up!"
"Alrighty Nicsy!" Uzume says as she grabs Sonic and starts spinning in the air really fast before throwing him at the robot snake in a spindash.
This, unfortunately, also does nothing.
"GET A LOAD OF THIS!" the doctor shouts as the snake's rattle starts shaking rapidly before firing a laser at them, which they also dodge.
"Hey, hey Nicsy! Maybe the tail is its weak spot. It's like, totally made of glass!" the bubbly CPU says as Sonic looks at the tail.
"Oh yeah, good thinking." the hedgehog says as he makes the same observation before running into action.
Sonic homing attacks the tail, only to be electrocuted. Knocking him back and causing him to lose his rings. Uzume then flies in to grab him, also grabbing some rings for him before they disappear.
"Hmm." the goddess thinks for a moment before realizing. "OH, Uzume's got it!" she says as she puts Sonic down, gives him back his rings, and takes out her megaphone.
"How about you get a load of this!" Uzume says before screaming into her megaphone, loud enough to shatter the glass on both the tail and the Eggmobile.
"And this!" cries the blue blur as he jumps up and knocks the hovercraft right out of the bot and back down onto the bridge.
Eggman grumbles as he gets on his feet to face the two, "That wasn't the only trick I had up my sleeve you rodents." he says as he raises a finger.
"Robots-" but before he can finish, the ship begins shaking and the three turn to see smoke coming from the engines.
Eggman groans in frustration as he pulls out a communicator and yells "MORY! STING! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!?"
"Sorry boss." says a voice over the radio. "But Nira and one of the goddesses blew up the engines while you were busy fighting Sonic."
"We tried callin ya!" says another voice. "But ya wouldn't answer!"
"GRRRR! Fine, you win again hedgehog! But rest assured, I will return! I know you'll probably be waiting, but still. I will return!" the doctor says
"And rest assured Tennouboshi! You've made a powerful enemy today. And the same goes for all of you deities!" he yells before storming off.
"Uzume's taking that as a compliment!" the CPU says, clearly not caring what Eggman has to say.
Neptune then shows up riding on Nira's back.
"Alright, we did it! That was great you guys!" The purplette says congratulating everyone. "Now let's get to the basilicom and see just what's going on with this crazy crossover!"
The two blues then join Neptune on Nira's back as she flies back down to greet Nepgear and the others.
And another one bites the dust. Sorry this took so long, but I suddenly got busy with other stuff and I've never really done action scenes before.
I'd also like to draw attention to the names Mory and Sting. These are basically the Orbot and Cubot, Scratch and Grounder, Bocoe and Decoe, or etc. of this continuity. Since this is a classic Sonic world, I thought it most fitting to use classic badniks for the henchmen, as Mory is a Motobug and Sting is a Buzz Bomber.
Hope you're ready because next time, it's Lowee or bust.
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