Toshinori Yagi was prepared to face the toughest villians in his heyday. Now, simple things got to him that he never would have foreseen. Hizashi Yamada, or Present Mic, the Voice Hero happened to be watching the monitors from his desk when Bakugo snuck into Kirishima's room. He grumbled, angrily, but as quietly as he could, as his husband, Shota, slept peacefully for the first time in two weeks. Yamada marched into the next room and called All Might.
"Hey- Toshi. Yeah, Mic here. Bakugo went into Kirishima's room. They're on code Purple. Go break him out, please? Sho's finally got some sleep and I have more poorly written English essays than I know what to do with."
"Understood." All Might replied before hanging up.
He left Midoriya's room and headed up a floor and down the hall. Most all of the students were out by the pier, splashing in the water and having fun on a sunny day, or out at the gym. He was surprised anyone was still at the dorms. He knocked on Eijirio's door. Silence. Mostly. He heard hushed voices in a higher register- panic.
"Open up." He said. "It's staff."
Kirishima shouted hesitantly, "One second!" And the sound of the glass door was "covered" by him coughing. Eijirio opened the door to his room. The bed was obviously JUST made and the student stood, leaning against the doorframe.
"Oh, uh, hiya All Might." Kirishima tried.
"For your sake, please let me in." Toshinori sighed.
Eijirio's eyes darted to the side before he hung his head and stepped aside.
"Please for the love of God tell me that Bakugo isn't on your balcony." All Might said.
"Didn't take you for a religious man." Kirishima tried to lighten the mood. It didn't work.
Toshinori walked over to the balcony and opened the glass door. He stepped out onto the balcony to find no one there. Of course- Bakugo could take flight.
"Well I guess no one's here, I'll get going." All Might said, loudly, before sliding the door shut and walking back into the room. He looked at Kirishima. "Text Young Bakugo that I have departed." He ordered.
"Bye." Eijirio said, opening the door. All Might closed it as the singular brain cell in Kirishima's head got to work. "Oh. You're trying to catch him." Eijirio sighed.
"NO NEED." Came a far too loud voice. Mic opened the door with his key and thrust Katsuki in by the back of the collar. "Bed. Sit. Both."
Kirishima sat instantly- like a dog. Bakugo was more cat-like and shriveled up making ungodly hissing noises. He apparently didn't like the back of his neck touching.
They sat.
"I've got this if you don't want to." All Might said, exhausted.
Hizashi sighed in return. "No offense, but it might take two to get it through their heads."
"What were you two doing?" Toshinori asked, directly.
They answered at the same time. "Nothing." "Foreplay."
They looked at each other and spoke again, in sync. "Duuuude?!" Kirishima whined. "What?" Bakugo returned.
"Okay." Mic sighed. "Where do you keep your condoms?"
The boys were silent.
"Fine. I'll find them." Mic threatened.
"No NO! I'll go get them." Eijirio tried, but it was too late. Mic had opened the sock drawer. Kirishima cringed. "Don't judge me!" He whined.
Yamada turned around. "I am MARRIED to your teacher- Keep that on the down low- there is nothing that can shock me. A gay man. Except-" He opened the drawer and looked in it. He shut it immediately. "Okay. Apparently there are some things that can shock me."
"Where are you going?" All Might asked his coworker.
Hizashi sighed. "I'm getting a confiscation box. Give 'em the talk."
Sure. He gets the easy job. All Might thought to himself. Meanwhile, Kirshima was almost crying, and Bakugo was slouching and glaring, arms folded, staring into the distance.
"Young gentlemen." Toshinori began. "What has gotten into you?" He asked.
"Class made us horny." Eijirio complained. "All that talk about jerking it, made me want to."
Katsuki finally spoke up. "Could you NOT be so honest, Kiri?!"
Kirishima was flustered. "I don't want a spanking!"
"They can't spank us for having sex." Bakugo tried, hoping and praying he was right.
"Did you at least wear a condom?" All Might asked.
"I did." Eijirio answered.
"And you?" Toshinori asked, looking at Bakugo.
"I'm not penetrating anyone." The teen spat, looking away in shame.
All Might lectured the boys about STD risks with semen.
"We're virgins!" Kirishima said.
"More like we WERE virgins." Katsuki griped. He changed his attitude. "Look. I shouldn't have been in here. I'll take the heat."
The door opened after a second of key jingling. Eijirio jumped.
Mic came in with a box. "You failed your English paper, Kirishima." He pointed to the box. "Sex things. In there."
"Wait- I can't have sex because I failed my paper?" He asked, confused.
"Wha-?" Mic was confused, now, too. He figured out the teen's confusion and then snapped his fingers. "No. You can't have sex because you are a child and it's impeding on your schoolwork. If you have 'urges' do what the rest of teenagers have done forever and do it in your room- ALONE."
"So now what?" Bakugo asked. "You're going to punish us for having sex?"
"You will be punished for breaking the rules and entering Kirishima's room while you are on dorm restriction to the lobby dorm. Both of you. And for being deceitful. If you really want to explore having sex- school is not the place to do it."
Kirshima was nervous and annoyed. "But we're STUCK here!"
"You can take the spanking in the Discipline Room or here." All Might said.
"Which one doesn't have a paddle?" Eijirio asked.
"It's gonna hurt either way..." Mic said. "But if you just want to take it over a lap, then we can do it here."
"Fine. Here." Katsuki said.
"Pants and underwear off." Mic said. "Let's go."
"But Aizawa let us keep our pants and boxers on when we were caught smoking last time!"
"So NOW you care about decency?!" Mic asked, confused.
"It's fine, Kiri. It'll be over in a few minutes." Bakugo said, folding his underwear.
Mic sat on the bed and All Might on the desk chair and both boys were bent over their laps and severely thrashed. After being stood up, and ordered to change, Katsuki was assisted to his dorm room and locked in, as he was grounded until dinner time.
He didn't understand what that one question meant in class about feeling "backed up" since he was never that hormonal before sex with Kirshima, but now he was hot and bothered from the foreplay-that-was-almost sex and felt his balls ache. Bakugo took the advice of Mic and grabbed a tissue box, cursing and muttering, before pulling up a couple of lewd photos Eijirio had sent and jerking off into a tissue. He was falling asleep. Kirshima, meanwhile, was sniffling and rubbing his bottom- erection? Never heard of one. He was too busy feeling sorry for himself. A call lit up on his phone and he picked up to hear Bakugo's heavy breath. He had definitely just shot a load. And was tired.
"Look. I'm sorry that you got in trouble because of me." Katsuki offered.
"My butt hurts." Eijirio sniffled.
"Yeah. Sorry." Bakugo sighed. "I guess go study or something. We can play cards later."
"I can't sit down." Kirishima whispered, though no one else could hear. "I'm laying on my tummy."
"Trust me. It wasn't a full paddling. I already got five pops today for fighting with Uraraka in class before All Might of all people spanked me and I'll live, so you will, too. Got it, Red?"
"Yeah." Eijirio nodded. "Thanks. I'll see you in the common room after dinner."
"'Kay. After dinner." Katsuki agreed.
Most students gathered on the third floor common room, as it was the furthest away from the teacher's dorms on the first floor.
Denki sat with Jiro, holding pinkies under the table as they played poker with Momo and Mina. Toru braided Yaoyurozu's hair, not that she was visible. They had come back from dinner.
"You'll NEVER guess what I saw." Hagakure said, slamming her hands on the table. That was the only way they knew where to look.
"What now?" Mashirao Oijro asked, exasperated. He had been combing out the end of his tail. As much as he wanted to act uninterested, Toru always excited him. Something about being paired with a naked girl- even an invisible one was exciting to a teenager. Regardless of his uninterested act, he paused the martial arts video, and set down his tail comb.
Minetta even listened in and paused the TV. "What? Didya see a hot and single girl in our area?"
"Dude at least try not to sound like a porn ad." Denki snorted, laughing. "German women want you. 5 singles in your area!" He choked.
Kyoka smacked him. "You're one to talk?!" She exclaimed. "You just recited a minibrowser ad."
"How'd you know that ad plays in minibrowsers, eh?" Minoru asked, drooling.
"Everyone watches porn, Minetta." Hanta said.
"Um, NO they do NOT, Sero." Yao-momo argued.
"You GUYS?!" Toru whined. "I have INFORMATION!"
"Okay, okay!" Jiro said, calming her friend. "What's up?"
"I saw Bakugo got into Kirishima's room. And then Mic was dragging him BACK in ten minutes later!" Hagakure said, squealing.
"So... they're a thing?" Hanta asked.
Denki went pale as a ghost. He stood up, knocking over his poker chips. "I gotta pee." He said, suddenly.
"I dunno." Toru shrugged.
"Or they have booze." Mashirao shrugged in return (not that anyone knew Hagakure shrugged in the first place).
"Ah, yes. Alcohol. Glorious." Jiro sighed.
"Oh, PLEASE! You've NEVER drank!" Ashido called out Kyoka.
Jiro made a face and scoffed. "Tell you what. When Denki gets back from pissing, I'll ask him to ask if those two even have booze."
"And if they don't?" Oijro asked.
"Hmm. Then they're gay." Mina shrugged.
Meanwhile, Kamianri had been listening in and finally snuck down to Bakugo's lobby floor room. He slinked down the stairs past All Might and then slipped into Katsuki's unlocked room, where he found his friend studying a Sign Dictionary.
"Bakugo!" He whispered loudly. Katsuki usually didn't hear him when he was quiet.
"What are you doing in my room, you damn extra?!" Bakugo exploded.
"Shhh!" Denki hushed. He explained the situation, finishing with "-so if they find out you're fuck buddies and not drinking buddies- they'll know you're gay."
Katsuki whipped out his phone and texted Eijirio and then deleted the text. "So what do you expect us to do, Chargebolt?" He asked his friend by the Hero name, hoping to add some brain cells magically.
Kamianri sighed. "Get booze from Todoroki's brother, I guess."
"No. I'm not putting him against Endeavor again." Bakugo sighed. "Cover me. I'm going out tonight to get some."
"What do I do?!" Denki exclaimed. "Make a scene?!"
"Short circuit the fuse in the camera again... duh." Katsuki snarled.
"Ugh. FINE." Denki said. "But I'm not taking the spanking."
"That only works if we don't get caught."
Kaminari opened the door to sneak out, only to find that it wasn't completely shut. Shinso Hitoshi stood there, awkwardly. He unbit his lip. "I want in, too." He said. "Sorry-" Shinso added. "I was walking by and I heard... you didn't really close the door, but no teachers came. I just got the tail end I swear but if there's a chance for booze- I'm in."
"Yeah? And how can you help?" Bakugo spat.
Hitoshi shrugged. "I can sneak out, too and brainwash someone to sell it to us."
Katsuki thought. "Fine. You're in. We leave at two. That gives us six hours."
"Deal." Shinso agreed, nodding, before turning on his heel.
"It's a heist." Denki fistpumped.
Bakugo sighed. "Yeah, okay. Whatever."