It had been a month now since you started this school, thirty two days exactly since you had met the succubus known as Kurumu Kurono.
"Akashiya Moka! Join the photography club! Let's take some nudessss together!"
"Moka! Join our chemistry club! Let's make love potions together!
"No Moka! Join the accupuncture club! We'll make you feel real good~!"
Today was the day where you were let out of classes after homeroom, and expected to pick a school club to join, to promote interest in human society and to help learn to fit in amongst humans.
And you'd never believed you could have seen anything more retarded than the retarded weaklings gushing over Moka pathetically from afar.
You were totally wrong. So completely and utterly wrong.
"Moka! Join the Hentai Club! Let me show you the pleasure of being taken by a fat bastard!" A fat guy clad in a pink overcoat called out, rushing towards you and Moka both as you walked through the school halls looking for any interesting clubs.
"Let me lick your feet!" A tall, reedy brown haired idiot in glasses and the same overcoat joined him.
"I'm sure you'll love some BDSM when I make you my slutty pig!" the tallest and most normal of them all wiggled his tongue at your pink haired friend.
Moka shivered, ducking behind you, and you could hold yourself back no longer. You stepped forward, your fist flying, slamming into fatty's wiggling jiggling cheek and sending him flying, a round house kick caught the bespectacled fag in the chin and punted him into the air, and slammed his head through the roof up into the next floor, and while the tallest idiot panicked and tried to turn and run, you blurred forward and headbutted him to the ground, hard. He gave a wimpy little squeal, before falling limp and unconscious.
Your youki rose up out of you, anger rolling off of you in waves and you directed your killing intent at every fucking male in the hall, "I swear to fucking god, I am this close to burning all you pieces of trash to ashes, take a fucking hint and buzz off!" you snarled.
There was a mass of stampeding feet as dozens of idiots trying to follow after you and Moka to get her to join their creepy ass clubs took off running.
It took a supreme effort on your part not to pinch the bridge of your nose. The more time you spent at this school, the more you felt it would be in the worlds best interest, both for humans and monsters as a whole to remove these retards from the gene pool.
"You alright?" you turned to Moka and asked.
She sighed, running a hand through her lustrously gleaming long pink hair, "I'm fine, you're here after all," she gave you a beautiful smile, before it dimmed and she gave a glance at the three idiots sprawled throughout the hallway, a grimace working its way onto her face, "I'm sorry...because of me, even you can't find a good club."
"Don't worry, they're all shit anyway," you waved her off, the only interesting one at all had been the karate club, but that wasn't Moka's, or well this Moka's thing at all, "You wanna just not join any? It's not like me or you need help blending into human society, we can just hang out back at my dorm room and do whatever we want."
Moka smiled at you again and opened her mouth, but before she could say anything, a small hand landed on your shoulder, "Ara, I couldn't help but overhear what you were saying about all the clubs you've seen so far being terrible," a woman's voice spoke from behind you, "In that case, how about joining the swimming club?"
You looked over your shoulder, seeing the speaker, and taking her in with interest. She was a mature beauty, most likely a senior, with a beautiful face, long aquamarine hair and clad in nothing but a purple bikini top that struggled to contain her large creamy breasts, and a sarong.
Hmm. 4 out of 10 on the Moka scale. She was hot, but nowhere near as hot as your vampiress friend, either incarnation. You'd smash her hard, but never call her back. That ara ara was a nice touch though.
"Yeah, no thanks, I'm good." you waved her off, before turning to Moka, "Let's get outta here?"
While the bikini clad older girl gaped at you wide eyed in shock, Moka looked at her, blinked, and then a wide grin spread across her face, "Yeah, okay." she happily linked her arm with yours and dragged you off. As she did, you caught sight of her in your peripherals turning and sticking her tongue out at the girl who just tried to recruit you to her club.
You withheld a chuckle.
It really was too bad though, swimming club would be great, getting to see Moka, both of them in a bikini, and Kurumu would probably tag along considering how often she popped up around you nowadays and get in one to, and a club filled with swimsuit clad girls would be an amazing way to spend your time.
But, vampires were incredibly weak to water. So, that was a complete no go.
An hour passed. Yet, even after that whole hour of searching it seemed more and more likely that the pair of Moka and yourself, wouldn't choose a club to join at all.
They were all just that utterly stupid.
"Kai~!" a familiar voice called happily as you and Moka found yourselves back outside your homeroom class.
A moment later, you were glomped from the side, a familiar pair of huge, soft breasts engulfing your head and tinting your vision the yellow of a school vest.
"I missed you! I was checking out a few clubs, and while some of them were interesting I just couldn't bare to choose one without you in it!" Kurumu chattered, and you felt her shapely legs wrap around your midsection as she nuzzled your head happily.
"Tch! Even Kurumu!" You heard some male growl angrily.
"I hate you Sota!" another shouted at you. You promptly ignored him, like the flea he was.
"Kurumu!" Moka shouted in annoyance, and a second later the marshmallow heaven surrounding your face disappeared as the pink haired vampire promptly pulled the succubus off of you, "How many times do I need to tell you to stop doing that! You can't just go jumping on Kai out of nowhere!"
"Why not? Kai's super strong, me jumping on him didn't even make him budge an inch!" Kurumu protested, "Besides, one of us needs to show Kai some love and give him some skin ship, when was the last time you gave him some proper affection like that? He's a guy you know, he'll get all frustrated without a little something to tide him by!"
Moka blinked and took a step back, cheeks going pink, "...The other me let him grope her butt..." she hesitantly added, poking her index fingers together.
"Don't just reveal that idiot!" Inner Moka protested, "Honestly..."
Kurumu blinked, "Oh-ho! Maybe I misjudged you both then," the blue haired succubus nodded, "When was this?"
"...Before we met you." Moka replied in a whisper.
Kurumu sighed, palming her face, "No wonder Kai was so sure what would have happened had I charmed him," she shook her head before glaring at Moka, stepping forward and pushing her chest against the taller girls as she stood on her tip toes, "Let me tell you Moka! Guys are masses of walking hormones, and the more they go through without easing off the pressure, the the more frustrated they get! Look around you at all the losers constantly shouting at us from the sides like creeps, do you want Kai to end up like that!" she lectured, pointing at her face disappointedly.
Moka gasped, turning to send you a horrified look, "That could happen!?"
Kurumu pulled back, crossing her arms under her bust and nodding sagely, "Of course it can! It's even worse for Kai because he's around us two super hotties constantly! Honestly, it's a testament to his willpower he's just not went a sex spree and jumped the first good looking girl he's seen and had his way with her!" she continued, before shaking her head and giving a sigh, "Honestly, it's a good thing we're gonna be harem sisters and I'm here to explain this to you, otherwise you'd probably lose Kai to some random hussy!"
"When did we agree to letting you join our future relationship you bitch in heat?" Inner Moka scoffed, "..Though, this is indeed good information to know. Looks like you're good for something after all you stupid cow. It would be lamentable for Kai to end up anything like the other fools here."
"Gosh you're so mean!" Kurumu pouted at the rosary her eyes were of equal height with, "I don't see the problem. I want Kai, you both want Kai, and Kai wants all three of us. Between us, there's no way anybody could possibly steal Kai away!"
You rubbed your temples. While the topic was indeed probably good for you, especially because when you explained things to Kurumu about how things were, she was all for a harem of yours, you felt insulted, "Oi," you spoke up, interrupting them, "I resent that you actually believe I could be anything like these pathetic soy boy virgin monsters. Yes, it's hard to be around you girls without getting hot and bothered, but it's a simple matter to take care of by masturbating like a normal person. And if you insult me like that again by ever comparing me to these fools, I'll kick all three of your asses and give you all a spanking as retribution."
There was silence for a moment at your words, Moka and Kurumu just staring at you, open mouthed, before a snort came from the rosary, "I'll apologise for comparing you to those fools, but kick my ass you say and give me a spanking? You're welcome to try Kai, if you can actually manage it, then you deserve to." she replied haughtily.
You grinned at her, "Well how about we take this out-"
"So, did you find any club that interested you Kurumu?" Moka asked, breaking between you both.
You pouted, while you heard Inner Moka click her tongue in disappointment. "there was a few decent ones, like I really like the cooking club, but Kai wasn't in it so I left," Kurumu shrugged, before grinning, "Though, did you hear? The swimming club, it turns out they were all mermaids and they attacked and started draining the life out of all the freshman guys they lured in. That group of lizardmen from one of the other freshmen homeroom classes got into a big punch up with them because they attacked that Aono kid."
Moka gasped, "Really, that sounds horrible!" she replied, before fluttering her eyelashes in confusion and tapping her chin in thought, "...Aono? I've never heard of them though."
"He's that plain faced guy in our homeroom, you know the really boring looking one, he smells a bit like Kai," the blue haired girl explained, before shrugging, "Well I don't expect you to know, I only knew who he was because he was part of my massive groupie club that I charmed early on then ditched, he's pretty weak to be honest, he was struggling to carry his and my books when I made him carry my stuff for me."
"..I still don't know him," Moka shrugged before frowning at the short stack succubus, "Still, that's not nice Kurumu!"
"I know, I know, I've already let them all go and apologized after meeting you and Kai." Kurumu waved her arms in response to the scolding.
Man, this Aono guy was bottom of the barrel huh?
There was a click to your side, and the door to your homeroom class swung open and outstepped Nekonome-sensei, "Hmm, what are you kids doing here?" she asked, blinking, "Shouldn't you be trying to find a club?"
"They're all crap sensei," you shrugged, "Honestly, we're probably just not gonna join a club, me and Moka lived in the human world anyway, so we don't really need them."
"Well that's too bad," she frowned, before clapping her hands together, "Oh, I know! Why not try joining the Newspaper Club? It's the club I sponsor. It's going to end up getting shut down if it doesn't get any more members."
Honestly, you didn't really care either way. You looked towards Moka and Kurumu, raising an eyebrow at them in askance.
"I don't mind trying it out." Moka shrugged, giving a bright smile.
Kurumu smirked, "Well, if Moka and my darling Kai join, I don't see why I wouldn't join it."
"Well there you go sensei," you said to her, "You can sign us up for it and we'll check it out, see if it's decent or not."
"Splendid!" Nekomone-sensei purred, clapping her hands happily, her tail wiggling behind her cutely, "Then why don't you come see me in three days? Once the club recruitment festival calms down?"
...Wait, this is going to go on for another three days? Maybe you should consider just skipping class for the next three days.
Nekomone-sensei bid you all goodbye a few moments later and you looked at the two girls with you.
"So what now?" you asked.
Kurumu skipped over and latched on to your arm, "Let's get out of here and go do something fun, since we've already picked a club we don't need to be here!" she cheered, "Yahoo!"
Moka attached herself to your other arm, "We could watch a movie at your dorm room again," she suggested, before humming, "Though, I guess you could train and spar with my inner self first and get it out of the way for the day.
Good enough for you.
Moments later, you were making your way through the halls to leave the school behind and head to your dorm, the two beauties on your arm attracting stares of envious stares and jealous angry muttering.
Fucking soy boy virgin monsters.
"So this is where the Newspaper Club hangs out?" you mused as you entered the classroom Nekomone-sensei had given you directions to.
It was pretty plain all things considered. It looked just like your homeroom classroom, except without as many desks. There were only a few tables and chairs kicking around, and a bunch of boxes laying sealed up at the back beside a printing press and a computer.
"Try to sound more excited!" Moka giggled, poking you on the shoulder as she followed you in, "We might end up spending a lot of our time here."
"Well, I'm fine wherever as long as you're here Kai," Kurumu shrugged as she entered herself, "Though, I wouldn't mind just hanging out at your dorm, I can be in my underwear even! I have a sexy swimsuit that I couldn't show you since Moka here is allergic to water and the swimming club was obviously a no go."
"Well sorry for being a vampire." Moka huffed with a pout, making her way over to sit down at one of the few desks, while you took the one next to her.
"I can always get a Jacuzzi for my dorm, and use those herbs in it you need so you can use water Moka," you shrugged, hiding a grin at the thought of getting them in bikini's, "Though my dorm is getting pretty filled up at this point, I might need to see if I can knock the wall down of the empty dorm room next to mine, I think it was Saizou's."
"Ooh, you should do it!" Kurumu agreed eagerly, taking a seat at the desk to your other side, putting you between them both, "I've got three bikini's, a white one, a yellow one and a black one! And I've even got a school swimsuit."
"You interested?" you asked Moka.
"..I've never been in a jacuzzi," she tapped her chin, before shrugging, "If you want to do it, I don't mind, it could be fun!"
"Alright then, I'll go ask Mikogami if I can do it later," you replied, "If he lets me, I'll order a jacuzzi and get it sent over."
"Yahoo!" Kurumu cheered, "Watch out darling, I'm gonna blow your mind with my sexy body."
"Wait.." she blinked, "Who's Mikogami?
You fell into conversation with them both, learning Moka did in fact have a bikini of her own and a red school swimsuit. Weirdly, they had a whole range of colours for the school swimsuits here, it was seriously odd. And they were both quite surprised to learn that you knew the headmaster of the school personally.
And it wasn't long later, that the door slid open and in walked Nekomone-sensei, and behind her a tall, handsome upper classman with long black hair held back by a red headband, his top shirt buttons undone to show off a wolf pendant necklace around his neck.
And he was carrying two bouquets of roses for some weird ass reason.
"Oh good, you're all here!" Sensei exclaimed happily, "This is Morioka Ginei, he's the club president for the Newspaper Club and a second year student."
"Greetings!" He smiled warmly at you all, "It's nice to meet you all, and you can all just call me Gin."
'So we're the only members huh.' you mused. Well, you knew there was a low amount of members after Nekomone-sensei said so the other day, but you weren't expecting only Gin.
Well, you actually preferred it this way, less fucking idiots you would have to kick the shit out of to get them to leave Moka alone.
His eyes lit up when they opened them, and he practically pranced over to the three of you, "Oh I heard you were beauties, but I wasn't expecting this!" he quickly handed the roses to Kurumu and Moka, barely even sparing you a glance before cupping his cheek and sighing, "Ah, red flowers are the only thing suitable for such lovely ladies."
...Oh god damnit.
"Right, so just ask Gin anything you need to know about the club okay kids?" sense said, before waving at you all cheerfully, "I'll leave you to it okay? Have fun and work hard!" she bid goodbye and left the four of you alone.
As soon as sensei left, Gin walked over to the chalkboard and slapped his hand against it to gather all three of your eyes, "Right, so lemme give you an explanation of hat we'll be doing here, alright?" Gin grinned, his eyes locking with Moka's intensely, before moving on as he began speaking, "Our goal here is to publish the school newspaper! Most of our activity will be reporting all kinds of things like what students achieve, or even on them breaking the rules! We may end up being put in dangerous situations in the effort to uncover the truth and report on it faithfully, I'll tell you right now, this ain't gonna be some easy ride! Now that you've joined, you should prepare yourself!"
"Well senpai seems like some that can be relied on, right?" Moka turned to you and said, an eager smile on her face.
You turned your head to answer her, but as you did, you caught a tiny, smug and satisfied smirk spreading across Gin's face for just a moment before it disappeared, "..I guess so." you agreed with a hum.
You'd need to keep your eyes on this cunt, there was something off about him. After all, he felt strong. His youki, while nowhere near Moka's level, was a bit over twice your own.
Your eyes settled on the wolf shaped pendant around his neck. If his youki was any indication, this guy was definitely S-ranked.
Could he be...?
A pair of familiar huge breasts smothered your head in a doughy soft heaven, "Ah, Kai, save me! I can't deal with flirty guys like this." Kurumu sniffled, a blatantly fake mewl of fear leaving her throat.
You snorted, pulling the girl into your lap and patting her on the head, "There, there, I'll protect you." you chuckled. A second later, Moka was out of her seat and grabbing onto your side and trying to remove Kurumu from your lap.
And you felt a spike of murderous intent from Gin, for all of a moment, his eyes narrowing for a fraction of a second at the display going on before it was smothered.
A little while later, under Gin's direction, the four of you went about the classrooms and hallways putting up fliers and posters advertising the newly brought back Newspaper Club.
'If you have a chance, make sure to read the Youkai Academy Newspaper!' it declared in bright bold red letters.
"It's weird though." you mused, sticking a poster on the door of a classroom before heading back out into the hallway where the other three were.
'Why the hell is Gin the only member besides us?' you wondered. Could it be that the only other members before had been seniors and graduated last year and as such didn't come back this year as students?
That might be it, but that sounded really fishy to you. It would make no sense for it to be about to get closed indefinitely because of a lack of members, if it was just a recent thing starting this year.
No...it had to be something that happened the previous year. Your gut told you that. And it was the only thing that made sense. 'Then again...this school is full of retardation, so I could just be overthinking it you.' you snorted, shaking your head.
You paused as you walked back out into the hallway and your eyes landed on your friends and club president. Moka and Kurumu were standing on stools within the empty hallway, reaching up to hang posters high on the walls. The halls were empty due to the fact that most students were taking part in their first ever club meetings, and the classes were cancelled today once again for that one thing.
What made you pause though and your eyes narrow, was the fact that Gin, was crouching down low, a lecherous smirk on his face as he stared up the skirts of the two girls.
Your hand clenched and your fingers cracked.
You made your way over towards them, "You know," you spoke up as you approached, getting the older boys attention, "I knew you were up to something with that fuck boy act earlier, but to think you're actually just a soy boy pussy like the rest of retards here."
"Hmm?" Gin smirked at you, "And what do you mean by that I wo-" his eyes widened though when you stopped in front of him, lashing out as quick as you were able with a blinding kick.
Despite giving no warning of your attack, the older boy managed to thrust his arms up in a cross guard to block. Your leg smashed into his arms, hard. To his credit, he held up under your strength for a few moments, before you overpowered him and sent him flying back through the air, smashing hard into the wall at the end of the hallway a good thirty feet away.
The wall smashed apart from his impact, sending chunks and debris flying and falling to the ground, just as he slumped down wincing in pain at your kick.
"Eh!?" Moka gave a startled shout, whirling around.
"The heck is going on?" Kurumu followed suit.
They both turned and went wide eyed when they took in you, leg raised, and Gin sitting amongst the rubble of where he slammed into.
"Kai?" Moka gasped, "What's wrong? Why'd you attack him?"
Before you could say anything, Gin chuckled and pushed himself up out of the rubble, shaking out his arms, "Well, he kinda got angry at me girls," he said with a shrug, "I caught this guy peeping up your skirts, and when I was gonna tell you both he just attacked me outta nowhere!"
'Seriously? Just when I thought he couldn't get more pathetic.' you raised an eyebrow in disbelief.
Kurumu blinked, before shrugging and hopping down off of the stool to latch on to you, "If you wanted to see up my skirt, you just have to ask Kai." she winked, reaching down to grasp the hem of her skirt and teasingly.
"Kai?" Moka spoke up again drawing your attention to her, "Did you?" she asked.
You snorted, "No, I didn't," you rolled your eyes, "I was putting this horndog in his place when I caught him staring up your skirts when I came back outta that classroom. Why the hell would I try to hide the fact I stare up your skirt? I don't need to do that when you're my woman, now do I?" you both hadn't fully officialised it, but you there was no hiding where this was going.
"...I don't like when you do pervy stuff in public, but that's true," Moka nodded, before glaring at Gin, "Senpai, I hate pervs like you the most, and here I thought you were a reliable club president, I'm disappointed."
"What a loser," Kurumu scoffed, glaring at him, "Imagine not even being man enough to admit to peeking and then trying to blame it on someone else. You're nowhere near as manly as my darling Kai, blegh!" the blue haired succubus pulled down her eyelid at him and stuck her tongue out mockingly.
A ragged breath left Gin's throat, before he ran his fingers back through his hair, "..Well I wasn't expecting that," he huffed, before snorting and sending a fanged grin at you all, "Guess I gave you too little credit huh Kai? Still, to think you have the balls to claim a beauty like Moka, I'm so jealous!"
He gripped his head, his eyes taking on a neon yellow glow as they narrowed into a glare at you, "It can't be helped, my instincts are too riled up with the phases of the full moon and I...I just can't contain myself for some reason around Moka! I have to make her my woman!" murderous intent filled the hallway as a thick cloying and powerful youki surged into existence around his form, his body growing bigger, bulking outwards, his nose and mouth sprouting into a snout, while grey-blue fur began sprouting all over his body, "I'll just have to take you down Kai and take Moka for myself when you're gone, Awhoooooooo!" as he finished transforming, an outright howl erupted from his throat.
You clicked your tongue. 'Just as I guessed, he's a werewolf.'
His neon yellow eyes focused on you, and then he disappeared in a blur of speed so fast a shock wave was kicked up behind him.
'Fast!' your eyes widened. As fast as, if not a bit faster than Inner Moka!
You only had enough time to push Kurumu out of the way before he slammed into you full force and a moment later slammed you into the opposing wall from the one you kicked him into, over a hundred feet away, and then through it.
You spiralled through the air, now outside. Your back throbbed with pain, and you would probably be dealing with quite a bit of bruising from that hit alone, but you grit your teeth, shook your head and righted yourself, flipping to land on your feet on the ground.
"I'm impressed you're still standing after that!" Gin chuckled as he landed a few feet in front of you amongst the raining debris of the school wall you smashed you through, "It's no wonder you could grab a pair of babes like that for yourself. But, I'm a werewolf buddy, and it might not be night yet and the full moon shining down on me, but I'm more than strong enough to deal with you!" his right hand formed into a fist and he punched out at you, your eyes widening as the sheer speed and force of the blow sent a shock wave of air pressure your way.
That was some technique!
Before it could reach you, you opened your mouth and let loose a torrent of white hot flames. They slammed into each other, and exploded in a swirling vortex of flame in the middle between you both.
Anyway, again, shameless Pa-atreon plug. I've got one, go by the same username on there, easy to find and all that jazz. Support me if you want, it'd be swell, but don't feel pressured lads and ladies, I'll be uploading my stuff outside it regardless and not keeping it all behind a paywall or anything like that.