Review Responses:
Epic Gwent Hater: Only if Izzy gets derailed.
Guest: Don't worry the noobs are also based.
PenaltyPingo: Bro does not tolerate cheating.
Derick Lindsey: MK totally stole Ezekiel's gimmick, you're right.
lumii: I mean if you count domestic abuse as yaoi then we do have it.
Sishwill: True.
"Last time on Total Drama Island: Everyone was brought back to the island, and we had lots of high-larious fart jokes! The challenge was to build a statue, and despite Zee messing things up for Team Fart Fairy, Scary Girl insulted me so Team Chris lost instead! At the elimination, Scary Girl received the most votes but thanks to a totally dramatic and high-larious twist, MK was the first to go instead! Who will be the next to go? Find out later on Total Drama Island!" Chris said.
INTRO
IN TEAM FART FAIRY'S CABIN...
Priya and Millie were seen training.
"Move it or lose it, Mill-pee!" Priya said, throwing watermelons at Millie.
"OW! How is this meant to make me better at Total Drama?" Millie asked.
"Because it is! Now MOVE!" Priya yelled.
Suddenly, the Fart Fairy walked by and farted and sniffed it, causing both girls to swoon.
"I am so attracted to the Fart Fairy!" Priya said dreamily.
"Same." Millie said dreamily.
"WHAT!?" Priya screamed. "YOU BETTER NOT STEAL MY BOYFRIEND!"
"HE'S MY BOYFRIEND! NOT YOURS!" Millie said before charging at Priya. The two girls then engaged in a catfight and something happened.
IN THE MESS HALL...
"What's for breakfast, Fart Fairy?" Bowie said. "By the way, you're looking awfully cute today."
The Fart Fairy blushed. "Why thank you." The Fart Fairy said.
"NO CHEATING!" Millie, Priya, Raj and Wayne yelled.
"The breakfast is beans!" The Fart Fairy said as he farted. "Because I love farts!"
Just then, Ripper and Caleb farted, and the Fart Fairy sniffed the farts up and sighed. "Yummy yummy in my tummy!" The Fart Fairy said.
Everyone got in line for the beans. "I need exactly 98 beans!" Axel roared at the Fart Fairy. "GOT IT!?"
"Axel, honey, can you come here for a minute?" Nichelle asked.
"It will have to be for 98 minutes." Axel said.
"What's with your recent obsession with the number 98?" Nichelle asked. "You've been obsessed with it since last episode."
"What? Are you breaking up with me?" Axel asked, horrified.
"No but-"
"OH, WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?" Axel wailed, interrupting Nichelle. "WHY, OH WHY?"
Confessional - Nichelle
"Okay, I admit it!" Nichelle confessed. "I cheated on Axel with the Fart Fairy! He's just so slay!"
"Uhh-"
"I wasn't talking to you." Axel interrupted Nichelle again. "I was upset at the number 98 for being said by another woman."
"Right." Nichelle said.
"My next e-ville invention will surely work!" Julia boasted. "Behold, my latest invention will turn these beans into a love potion that will make the Fart Fairy surely fall in love with me!"
"NO STEALING MY BOYFRIEND!" Priya and Raj yelled while beating up Julia.
"You cheating SNAKE!" Bowie yelled while walking up to Raj. "I thought I was your boyfriend!"
"And I thought you were MY BOYFRIEND!" Wayne yelled while walking up to Bowie. The three then began beating each other up.
"I love you." Millie confessed to the Fart Fairy.
"I love you too." the Fart Fairy said as he and Millie made out while farting.
"WHAT?!" Priya shouted. "THE FART FAIRY IS MY BOYFRIEND!" Then Priya went to beat up Millie and the Fart Fairy.
"Oh bother, that was unpleasant." An injured Julia grumbled as she picked up her invention. "Prepare to turn into a love potion, beans!"
Julia shot the invention at the beans and it exploded, covering Julia in soot. "REVENGE!" She cried.
"Hey campers, it's challenge time!" Chris announced, walking into the mess hall. "Everyone follow me!"
AT THE CHALLENGE PLACE AREA...
"Both teams get into your assigned rooms!" Chris ordered. Both teams did that. "You might have wondered why the Fart Fairy prepared you beans for breakfast this morning, and it was because this episode is another high-larious fart episode!"
Everyone gasped and farted.
"Your challenge is to fart in the rooms! After 24 hours have passed, The Fart Fairy will come in and sniff the fart filled rooms! The team with the better smelling room according to the Fart Fairy wins immunity! Now go!" Chris said.
WITH TEAM CHRIS...
"I can't believe you cheated on me with Wayne and the Fart Fairy and Chase!" Raj yelled at Bowie while farting.
Emma, who has snuck into Team Chris's room to be with Chase, farted in shock. "DID YOU CHEAT ON ME!?" Emma angrily asked Chase while farting.
Confessional - Chase
"Yes I did, but it's not like Emma needs to know that!" Chase told the camera while farting.
"No I didn't!" Chase said while farting.
"I KNEW IT!" Emma screeched and farted. "YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME WITH BOWIE!"
Emma then picked up Chase by the legs and repeatedly swung him into the ground. "Way ith wo wi oo?" Chase spoke through broken teeth while farting.
"WHAT!? YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH WAYNE TOO?" Emma gasped while farting.
Everyone farted in shock.
"I can't believe you cheated on me!" Bowie yelled at Wayne while farting.
"EXCUSE ME!?" Wayne said as he farted. "You were the one flirting with the Fart Fairy!"
Everyone then started beating each other up while farting.
WITH TEAM FART FAIRY...
"WAAAHHH! FARTS ARE SCARY!" Damien said while farting.
"SHUT UP!" Priya yelled and farted. "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME WITH AXEL!"
Everyone farted in shock.
Confessional - Axel
"I couldn't help it!" Axel said while farting. "He said his birthday as on April 8th! Which according to Google is the 98th day of the year!"
"DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?!" Nichelle asked Axel, farting in the process.
"Yes I did!" Axel said while farting.
"YOU LITTLE RAT!" Nichelle screamed and farted while lunging at Axel.
"Don't worry guys, I have the most perfect strategy ever that will win us this challenge." Zee said while farting.
"What is it?" Millie asked while farting.
"Ya see dawgs, the Fart Fairy will give whichever team's room he likes the smell of the most the win, yeah?" Zee explained while farting.
Caleb farted.
"So I thought, why not get a bunch of scented candles to make the room smell nicer?" Zee said while farting.
Priya then picked up Zee by the neck, who farted in surprise. "YOU IDIOT! THE FART FAIRY WILL LIKE THE ROOM THAT SMELLS LIKE FARTS MORE! WE'LL LOSE! I'LL SUE YOU!" Priya screamed and farted.
"Look, you may be jealous of my supreme genius, but good people like good smells, and the Fart Fairy is the best guy I know!" Zee said and farted. "Plus, you were the one who cheated on Millie with the Fart Fairy!"
"WHAT!?" Millie exclaimed, farting. "YOU CHEATING SNAKE! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!" Millie then punched Priya in the face.
WITH TEAM CHRIS...
Everyone was fighting each other except Scary Girl and Julia, the latter looking depressed.
"Julia, what's wrong?" Scary Girl asked while farting. "You look depressed.
"No-one on this team appreciates my e-ville enough!" Julia cried while farting.
Scary Girl farted as she had an idea.
Confessional - Scary Girl
"I've had such an evil plan!" Scary girl confessed while farting. "If I can trick Julia into throwing the challenge for our team, she'll get eliminated!"
"How about you get revenge on them by throwing the challenge?" Scary Girl suggested while farting.
"What an epic idea!" Julia said while farting. "I'm such a genius for coming up with it!"
Suddenly, Julia pulled out a bomb and exploded it, getting rid of the room.
"YOU IDIOT!" Raj scolded while farting. "NOW WE HAVE NOTHING FOR THE FART FAIRY TO SNIFF!" Raj then started beating up Julia.
"REVENGE!" Julia coughed out while farting.
JUDGING TIME...
"It's judging time! Glad the beans have worn off by now, even if it means less high-larious fart jokes!" Chris said. "Anyways, it's time for the Fart Fairy to judge your rooms!"
The Fart Fairy sniffed Team Fart Fairy's room. "WHAT!?" The Fart Fairy cried. "THIS DOESN'T SMELL LIKE FARTS AT ALL! 2/10!"
"ZEE I HATE YOU!" Everyone said while beating up Zee.
"Now it's time for- wait where's Team Chris's room?" The Fart Fairy asked.
"Julia exploded it with a bomb." Bowie explained.
"Well, since you don't actually have a room, I'm rating this a 1/10, meaning Team Fart Fairy wins again!" The Fart Fairy announced, making Team Fart Fairy cheer.
"Team Chris, see me at elimination tonight!" Chris announced.
AT THE ELIMINATION...
"Wassup my slayers, you've already casted your votes for the flop who didn't eat." Chris said.
"Ripper, Chase, Scary Girl, Wayne and Bowie are safe!" They all caught their marshmallows.
"Now it's down to Julia and Raj!" Chris announced. "The last one safe is...
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...Raj!" Raj caught his marshmallow and laughed evilly. "You'll never get rid of me, Bowayne!" Raj boasted while Bowie and Wayne glared at him.
"WHAT!?" Julia exclaimed. "REVENGE! YOU SHALL REGRET EVER HAVING MET ME, CHRIS MCLEAN!"
"A little late for that." Chris snarked.
"THE PAIN I INFLICT ON YOU WILL-" Julia said before it cut to her standing on the dock with the Boot of Shame near her. Only Scary Girl had come to see her off.
"Bye Julia." Scary Girl said.
"Hmph, it looks like my inferior sidekick has come to see me off!" Julia insulted. "Unaware that her plan caused MY ELIMINATION!"
"Oh, I actually just told you to throw the challenge so you'd get out." Scary Girl said. "Toodles!"
"WHAT!? I WILL-" Julia was cut off by the boot kicking her into the water.
"I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE! THIS GAME'S MINE, EH?! MINE!" Julia said, still hanging onto the dock.
"What dramatic drama will happen next time?" Chris asked. "Find out next time on...
TOTAL!
DRAMA!
ISLAND!"
Votes:
Julia - Raj, Scary Girl, Chase, Ripper
Raj - Bowie, Wayne, Julia
16th - MK
15th - Julia
Team Fart Fairy: Priya, Damien, Millie, Emma, Caleb, Axel, Zee, Nichelle
Team Chris: Bowie, Scary Girl, Ripper, Chase, Wayne, Raj
Notes:
Definitely an accurate prediction. With how popular the fart episodes were with the audience last time, Season 2 will probably have another one earlier into the season so everyone can have a chance to be a high-larious fart character!
I don't think Julia will last long this season, strategy is too complicated for Total Drama's audience to understand and she used a lot of it in her first season, so good riddance mean character!