The rest of April, all of May, and the first half of June went on without much fanfare. Pit and Palutena, Dark Pit and Pandora, and Viridi and Phosphora all mostly spent their days being naked, cuddling, kissing, hugging, masturbating, and hosting club meetings.

All the professors and teaching assistants were actually so ecstatic from the news of Mario and Peach's unceremonious execution that they cancelled all assignments and exams for the rest of the term and let everyone get automatic A's in their courses and allowed all seniors to graduate. Why? Their loved ones also got killed from all the carnage, so they were delighted to hear that their deceased siblings, parents, and relatives were avenged.

No lie, the next two months were a breeze. Students and staff happily slacked off all day, every day.


Pit and Palutena were happily cuddling in bed one morning. The naked boy woke up his girlfriend by saying, "Lady Palutena?"

At the same time, Pittoo and Pandora were snuggling, the black-haired male saying to the blue-haired female, "Pandora?"

Viridi also spoke to Phosphora, "Hottie?"

Palutena woke up and said, "Yes, Pit?"

Pandora answered, "What is it, Pittoo?"

Phosphora asked, "What, cutie?"

Pit, Dark Pit, and Viridi all said, "I have a surprise for you. Close your eyes and hold out your hand."

If these events were a TV show or movie, the viewer would see the screen divided into 3 sections depicting drawers being opened rings being pulled out. Pit slipped a ring on Palutena's finger, Dark Pit slipped a ring on Pandora's, and Viridi did the same with Phosphora as the ones who had the rings said, "Open your eyes."

When the significant others did, they saw a wedding ring and happily gasped. Palutena smiled, "Aw, Pit. For me? I didn't think you would actually do this."

Likewise, Pandora and Phosphora said to Dark Pit and Viridi, "You shouldn't have."

Pit and Pittoo smiled back as they popped the question to their lovers, "That's right. I love you so much with all my heart that I want to be more than your nudist boyfriend, I want to be your nudist husband. What do you say?"

Both women said to their boyfriends, "Are you kidding me? Yes, I do! I love you too. I would be delighted to settle down and go from your nudist girlfriend to your nudist wife."

Viridi asked Phosphora, "Will you marry me?"

Overjoyed, the taller blonde said to the shorter one, "I will!"

The naked boys and women embraced and kissed passionately, as did the two lesbian blondes. Their big day was underway.


The next day, all three couples held their weddings after the graduation ceremony. There was supposed to be a fee for wedding graduation while filling out extra paperwork on the college website, but the fee was waived due to every single staff member being in a wonderful mood for having their families avenged. They let it happen, no questions asked.

At the weddings, every student and teacher at the ceremony congratulated the three couples, all of them recalling how they previously saw and enjoyed seeing Pit and Palutena, Dark Pit and Pandora, and Viridi and Phosphora all lovey-dovey while being naked in public.

Roughly half the men and women in attendance were totally naked except for graduation caps, the rest wore caps and gowns.

A naked Pit stood at the altar, wearing only a white bowtie while his brother was to his right with a black bowtie on his neck. Viridi was to the right of Pittoo, wearing only a veil. Pit smiled from seeing an equally naked Palutena walking down the aisle towards him, Dark Pit laid eyes on Pandora, and Viridi looked at Phosphora. All three women approaching the altar were holding a flower bouquet containing a diploma and wearing nothing but bridal veils. Palutena and Pandora seemed to be checking out the phalli of their soon-to-be husbands.

Once the brides joined the grooms (in Viridi and Phosphora's case, the bride joined the other bride), the university president began while also working as a pastor, "My fellow students and professors, welcome and thank you for attending on this wonderful day. We're here to celebrate the growth of all students that are finally getting out of this institution and into their new lives as employable individuals with well-deserved degrees. Now that the main event is over, we invite you to stay for witnessing the unique and powerful love between Pit and Palutena, between Dark Pit and Pandora, and between Viridi and Phosphora - naked boys and naked women - by bringing them together in marriage."

All three pairs felt a thrill, they beamed at each other, squeezing hands tightly as the president continued, "These three nudist duos are said to have shared a very special love ever since the day they met. Their love is described as so strong it transcends cultural boundaries, goes beyond accepted norms. Today, they join their souls together and show the world that love truly conquers all. They also convey the need to block out hatred, the same hatred two people we dare not mention exuded, the same hatred that undoubtedly resulted in carnage and violence that exceeds a Grand Theft Auto game, causing millions of the people we knew and loved resting in peace too early. Now, these three pairs would like to exchange vows."

As Pit looked Palutena straight in the eye, he briefly looked down to see if his penis was erect. It was. He began with just a shred of uneasiness in his voice, "Lady Palutena, ever since the unpleasantness that two people whose names I never want to say again caused excessive property damage and millions, if not billions, of undeserved deaths, I've been very scared for my life, for my brother's life, for your life, your friends' lives, the lives of all the students and staff members on campus, and the lives of pretty much everyone else that survived the commotion caused by the incident that stripped my brother and I of our family and me of my clothes. That's why I never want to cause the same mistakes. After seeing everything go down between what used to be the world's strongest couple, the physical and emotional blows, the infamy, the bloodshed, and the legal consequences, I've made it my mission in life to keep the first woman that would want to date and marry me happy. Let's face it... I know I can never be the sharpest knife in the drawer because Pittoo's pretty much right about me being more brawn than brains, I'm no stranger to doing stupid stuff, but I'll keep doing whatever it takes to avoid going down the same dark path caused by a certain love triangle."

There was actually a sniffle from Pit as he resumed, "My vows to you: to never make you feel transgressed, besmirched, offended, annoyed, frustrated, disgraced, or dishonored. To never anger or disappoint you and make you never want to flip out at me."

Those words were really sincere, Pit was determined to be a good partner and never make Palutena feel like he had let her down. They made Palutena's heart melt. She wiped a tear from his eye as an "awww" rippled through the crowd, then she said, "Pit, your desire to avoid disappointing others makes you a huge step up from the competition. You're the most handsome, adorable, wonderful, gentle, caring, and devoted young man I've ever known. I love you more than anything. I want to be by your side, always. You're my angel, my first love, and the boy I want to share my whole life with."

Palutena actually choked back a sob of her own, "My vows to you: to never let anger get the best of me, to never say or do anything that would make you feel heartbroken, and to never attack you for making any mistakes, no matter how big or small. Instead, I'll help you learn from them. Even though you'll never be the smartest boy I know, I'll always give you guidance, I won't hurt you, I'll give you a push in the right direction when you need it most."

Once that was over, Pit and Palutena noticed the other two couples exchanging similar vows, which were to never lose their temper, never lash out, and never make each other sad with outbursts. As soon as the others concluded their speeches, the president declared, "Then by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you, Pit and Palutena, and Dark Pit and Pandora, husbands and wives, and also Viridi and Phosphora, wife and wife."

Palutena eagerly embraced Pit and kissed him, Pandora did the same to Pittoo, and Phosphora did the same to Viridi. The audience applauded and whistled. When the three pairs broke the kisses, they looked at their audience and said in unison, "Now we would like to show our love for each other in a very special way. With your permission, we will consummate our union in view of everyone."

Pit and Palutena kissed, Dark Pit and Pandora kissed, and Viridi and Phosphora kisses, all six of them turned on from being completely naked before the crowd. Aside from bowties and veils, the nude boys and women had nothing but pale, exposed flesh.

A nude Pit and Palutena had abs that were sleek and defined, their arms and legs were toned, Pit boasted a clean-shaven crotch and Palutena's green pubic hair was perfectly trimmed with the hue matching the green hair on her head, they knew they looked good naked. Similar stuff could be said for Pittoo and Pandora, a nude Dark Pit had pubes matching the shade of black as his spiky black hair and Pandora's blue pubic hairs also match the hair on her head. Viridi and Phopshora's carpets also matched their drapes.

Pit grinned as Palutena cupped his face in her hands and kissed him again. Cameras snapped and flashes erupted as the other two pairs shared another liplock. Their kisses were perfect, it was what they always wanted and seemed to last forever. When the three married couples all parted at last, they looked in the other's eyes and Pit giggled an adorable giggle that remained boyish and charming to her. With a look that was both shy and carnal, Palutena went down on her knees in front of Pit, but not before Pit removed his bowtie and Palutena removed her veil. Dark Pit and Pandora followed suit with her kneeling in front of him as they stripped their accessories. Viridi and Phosphora ditched their veils before the latter lied down on her back as the shorter blonde cuddled on top of her.

A collective exclamation went up from the onlookers, murmurs of delight, a few quiet chuckles and a handful of appreciative whispers were heard as the cameras captured everything. Seeing the adoring fans, Pit giggled at his naked wife, "Look at them, Lady Palutena. They must all be thinking, "How did a bashful bare boy bag a beautiful busty bombshell of a babe with bodacious breasts and buttocks?" Out of the billions of people still alive right now, all of them are labeling you as the equivalent of a $1,000,000+ winning lottery ticket that has a very slim chance of being won by someone like me."

She giggled back, "Then you should consider yourself the luckiest boy in the world, streaking stud."

"I am well aware, I'm a booby prize compared to you. You're not the woman I deserve."

"Actually, I am the woman you deserve and need."

"Aw, you're so nice."

Conversely, Pandora thought of Pittoo as her one-in-a-million grand prize, "Oh, Pittoo, you're too good for me."

Dark Pit smiled, "Maybe, but you're the perfect amount of good for me."

Viridi was kissing Phosphora on the lips, rasping, "You and I made for each other. We're like two birds of a feather, two berries on a twig."

"How about closer than two petals on a rose?"

"That too. God, you're so gorgeous."

Pit and Dark Pit were fully naked and already hard; their cocks were visible to the naked eye as Palutena and Pandora felt little shivers of joy in their naked bodies from eyeing their respective partner's external sex organ. Both women already wet with anticipation; the thrill of their exhibitionist nuptials was making them and their husbands weak with arousal. Just looking at Pit and Dark Pit's penises made Palutena and Pandora's vaginas wetter as their dicks were right there in front of them, rock-hard and eager.

Palutena touched Pit's private gingerly and relished every instant as Pandora copied those actions Pittoo. Both boys exhaled slowly as their wives stroked their cocks lightly, that combined with the pervy titters from the onlookers made the women grin up at the boys they married. Meanwhile, Phosphora was still lying down with Viridi on top, the blonde on the bottom grabbing Viridi's adorable little bum and squeezing it to make her moan.

Savoring the naughtiness of the scene between them, Pit, Palutena, Dark Pit, Pandora, Viridi, and Phosphora all knew it was fun to be completely naked while getting married. Now while the lesbian blondes kept cuddling and smooching on the floor, Palutena and Pandora were on her knees in front of their naked husbands. Pit and Pittoo moaned from how their naked wives were touching them so intimately in front of people. Not wanting to wait anymore, Palutena took Pit's private part in her mouth and Pandora's took Dark Pit's. At the same time, Viridi and Phosphora were now in a 69.

Reactions around the six of them included gasps of delight and arousal along with a scattering of applause. However, in that moment, the world faded to just the six naked newlyweds. Looking around, the boy with brown hair smiled as everyone saw the woman with green hair on her knees in front of him, providing a high-quality blowjob. The boy with black hair guided the woman with blue hair by holding the back of her head as she bobbed her head. Viridi and Phosphora's vaginas were in front of the other's lips and tongue, and they gladly kissed and licked the pink folds in front of them.

They all felt giddy at what they were doing. Palutena and Pandora didn't hold back now, they focused on the pleasure they gave to their hubbies, following every shiver and movement of Pit and Dark Pit's naked bodies. Knowing what their bare boys liked, the bare women gave it to him as Pit sighed "Lady... Palutenaaah..." under his breath while Dark Pit moaned things like "Pandora", "Pandy", and "Panda Bare", then the males reached down to touch the cheeks and necks of the females in front of them, which they savored.

As Pit's arousal increased, he slipped his fingers into Palutena's lovely green hair, closing a fist around it and taking control. She let him as she braced her bare hands against his thighs. Pittoo shook Pandora's head to make her go faster on him. Phosphora ate Viridi's vagina faster and vice versa.

Neither Pit nor Palutena had intended for him to cum like crazy, but before either of them were fully aware of it, it happened. He thrusted into her mouth, a choked exclamation escaping Pit, whose cock suddenly pulsed in her mouth, then released a flood of cum. She didn't spill or cough up a single drop, though her eyes watered a bit as he whispered, "Fuck, Lady Palutena..."

That was when Dark Pit came. Pandora had been blessed with an almost total lack of gag reflex, and she took the fullness of his cock's contents in her mouth. Before she swallowed, she opened her mouth to show much semen Pittoo released, and he was amazed. However, Dark Pit wasn't finished cumming yet and a thick spray spattered Pandora's neck and breasts. There was no doubt in anyone's mind, Palutena made Pit spurt, and Pandora made Dark Pit squirt.

While Viridi and Phosphora were still eating each other out, the brown-haired boy and the black-haired-boy heard the green-haired woman and the blue-haired woman murmur their assent, knowing what was coming. The crowd knew it too. Cries and cheers of approval reached their ears, anticipatory applause did too. It was amazing and exhilarating, an indescribable emotion.

Both women stood on their feet, seeing that both boys were still hard, meaning that they were not done. As the audience hooted and whistled, Palutena slipped her hands to Pit's buttocks and squeezed them as he spread her bare thighs apart with his hands. The same happened with Dark Pit and Pandora. Pit stepped forward and leaned in so she could whisper, "I love you, Lady Palutena. Every single inch of you."

In response, Palutena whispered back, "I love you too, Pit. I love you in your entirety so much."

Dark Pit whispered, "I love you, Pandy. Every centimeter of your bare body."

Pandora cooed, "I love you too, Pittoo. I love your nakedness in its entirety."

However, all sentences trailed off to moans as Pit pinched Palutena's buttocks while he slipped into her, and Dark Pit slipped into Pandora. The exclamation emitted by the women were loud, helpless, and completely without restraint, they shuddered their husbands' names while the two women with blonde hair kept moaning and screaming as they were still making love to one another, uttering provocations like, "Make me cum, bitch!"

Pit and Pittoo's manhoods thrusted inside Palutena and Pandora's womanhoods while Viridi was kissing and licking Phosphora's vagina roughly and rapidly while the taller blonde did the same to the shorter one. All bodies were shaking, all the ladies felt like they could cum with orgasms near already, arousal was so complete and overpowering. As Pit stroked her hair and Palutena gave him a quick kiss on the cheek, Dark Pit stroked Pandora's hair while she kissed his neck, the nature girls squeezed each other's thighs and haunches as their toes curled.

Then it happened, Palutena, Pandora, Viridi, and Phosphora burst into helpless groaning laughter as one orgasm overtook each of them, reducing their beautiful bodies to quivering jelly. As Pit touched Palutena's face, Pittoo stroked Pandora's cheek as the two boys said with affection to the women that married them, "Sweetheart."

Both brides beamed, "We've evolved from each other's main squeezes to one another's better halves."

Viridi rotated her body to face Phosphora, kissing her on the lips as giggling, "You're so beautiful, Phosphora. I swear, you bear a strong resemblance to my mother."

Phosphora giggled, "I actually wish I was your mother sometimes."

"Tee hee."

Other people were talking too, voicing encouragement and approval, but none of the six on stage could hear any of it. It was all reduced to gibberish by the waves of pleasure that pulsed through them. Right now, Palutena only had eyes for Pit, Pandora had eyes for Dark Pit, and Phosphora had eyes for Viridi as they were surrounded by the admiring gazes of those that attended wedding/graduation day. It was wild and unrestrained.

Once everyone recovered, the nudists took a bow for their watchers. The cheering was explosive and loud enough to almost deafen the three couple. Their naked weddings were really a sight to behold, an event that no one could ever forget if they tried.

With that, the nudist boys and women departed, smiling, waving, blowing kisses, and looking like pairs of naked celebrities to everyone as they headed off.

There were buses parked nearby to take them to their new lives, easily affordable because of millions of dollars they were given from wrongful death lawsuits, Pit and Palutena boarded the front bus, Dark Pit and Pandora took the middle, and Viridi and Phosphora boarded the one in the back. They all shared a group hug, took some group selfies, and promised to keep in touch. Pit sighed, "Guess this is it. Lady Palutena and I will miss you guys."

Pittoo said, "Maybe we can all meet again somewhere in a year or so."

Viridi smiled, "That'd be wonderful. We can work something out in the future."