In The Loud House
After one day, Chandler was getting back up on his feet, literally, though,
"OW!"
barely…
"Easy Chandler, you're still not fully healed yet."
"I thought this would be a one day thing!, I just want to get up, and not get stuck on this dirty, busted, up couch!"
Lincoln was helping Chandler with walking, though, since it's only been one day, his wounds aren't fully healed yet,
"You should consider yourself lucky I found you, especially during summer vacation, because imagine what the teachers might say!" Lincong tried to lighten the mood
"Yeah, like teachers care what students do in their free time, especially at…..home." Chandler snarked back, though, he muttered the last part,
Lincoln sighed, and brought Chandler to the Kitchen Table
"Say Loud, since your parents are at work, who's the one in charge here, well, besides you?"
"Well….my oldest sister Lori, but she's now in her college."
"So your saying that the one in charge now is your uh…..ditzy sister Loni?"
"It's Leni, and yes, though, sometimes I'm in charge with my siblings too."
Chandler snarked at that, of course Loud is in charge,
"Yeah, that I actually believe…"
The two went upstairs, and were heading to Lincoln's Room,
until-
BOOOOOOOOOM!
Loud Amps started to play
"OW! WHAT THE HECK IS THAT LOUD!?"
"SORRY! THATS JUST MY SISTER LUNA PLAYING HER JAMS!!!"
"WHAT!!!?"
Eventually, Luna stopped shredding on her axe
"Oh, sorry luvs!, I've been busy jamming!" Luna apologized, though she couldn't help but make one more shred
SHRED!
Chandler was not amused
"Gee, no problem, it's not like anyone will get permanent hearing damage or get their skulls fractured from the sonic booms, maybe you can blast them off the stairs and they'll break multiple bones and possibly end up DEAD and it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT!!!, but please, continue…." Chandler said sarcastically
Luna looked hurt at that
"Oh…sorry bruh…" Luna muttered
"Chandler…." Lincoln said warningly, though, looked sadly and annoyed at his attitude
Chandler looked at Lincoln, who looked a little disappointed at him, and then at Luna, who looked like she was about to cry,
The McCann sighed
"Ok, I'll admit….you music playing, is really uh, top notch, definitely puts Loud in Loud Volume, I'm all for rock music, but you can at least try to keep it at a safe level, that way it's both safer and fun to rock too as well…" Chandler assured sincerely
Lincoln and Luna were surprised at Chandler's words, he almost sounded, sincere
"Gee, thanks luv!, and don't worry, I'll be sure to keep it at an average volume level." Luna said with a smile
"No problem…." Chandler said
The Loud Rocker adjusted her volume, and then-
BoooooooooooooooooooooooooooM!
She played a note, and wasn't too Loud anymore
"Now what I tell you, perfect pitch with the perfect volume."
"Wow, your friend really knows how to keep music in check bro!" Luna complimented
"Yeah, threw allot of parties, I knew to never raise music volume to the max, especially in a sewage plant…" Chandler muttered that last part, it was, quite a mess…
Wait a minute, did she refer him as her brother's friend?
"Oh, yeah, he's had experience in throwing the best parties….even though we don't get invited…..but yeah, he's uh, cool, I guess…" Lincoln tried to say, but he's still skeptical on Chandler, but that doesn't mean he won't help heal him…
"Oh, speaking of parties, I gotta run, I'm supposed to go to a party for a gig with Sam and the rest of the band, and plus, I have a gift for her after our gig."
"Ok Luna, have fun with your band!" Lincoln waved
"Thanks Bro!, and I'll be sure to bring you some souvenirs at the party, same with you Chandler!" Luna assured
The McCann boy was surprised
"Uh, thanks, have fun….Lena?"
Luna stared at him for a few seconds, and then she laughed
"Oh man, your friend is a riot Lincoln, anyways, I'll see you two later!"
and with that, Luna left to her band
"Your sister sure is something…" Chandler commented
"Yep, that's getting used to the Loud House for you!" Lincoln said
The duo went back to going to-
"Uh Loud, you said we're going to your room?"
"Yeah, we are."
"So why are we going towards a closet?"
Lincoln saw what he meant
"Oh right!, I forgot, this used to be a closet, until it was changed to what is now my room!"
Lincoln opened the the door, revealing his room, it had posters of his heroes, there was figured of robots and monsters, and even one window
Chandler was stunned
"Seriously, this used to be a closet!?" Chandler said in awe as he saw the inside of Lincoln's room
"Yeah, though despite looking small, it's actually big enough to fit all 10 of my sisters in here." Lincoln informed
The McCann boy looked around the room, until he saw a picture of what appears to be Lincoln and the Loud Sisters
"Uh Loud?, I think this picture is messed up."
Lincoln walked over to what Chandler was talking about and saw that it was the picture from Picture Perfect,
The Loud smiled, and picked up the family photo
"No, it's just perfect, truly perfect, all 10 of my beautiful and awesome sisters." Lincoln said softly
"Yeah….sisters…." Chandler muttered sadly at that last part
The Loud noticed the McCann's sad tone,
"Uh, you ok Chandler?" The White Haired boy asked worriedly
Chandler quickly shook it off and 'smiled'
"Yeah!, totally!, everything is just fine!" The Red Haired boy quickly answered
RING!
Lincoln looked at his phone, and saw a schedule notification popped up
"Oh!, I forgot, I made a schedule to hang out with my friends today, and I haven't prepared the food and games yet." Lincoln exclaimed
"Just go hang out with them Loud, I'll be fine." Chandler assured
"But what about you!?"
"Hey, I may be injured, but I think I can managed myself."
The Loud was skeptical at first, but decided to….trust the McCann,
"Ok, just stay here, I'll be right back."
The Loud went off to run errands, meanwhile, the McCann just sat down on the bed, and looked around to see if there was anything to read, and then he saw it,
The limited edition of Ace Savvy vs David Steele
"No way!! The limited edition Ace Savvy vs David Steele!, not even the richest of people can be able to get it."
When he looked at the door, he saw that no one was there, and decided to open the comic to read (mostly see) the awesome pages,
SHING!
"Ow!, what the!?"
Something shone at his eye, he looked down at saw it was a goat plush with an electric symbol on it's side, and had a blue streak on one of it's horns,
"Huh, a goat, it probably belonged to the Rockstar Loud, I'll just put it back-"
Chandler stopped when he saw a tag attached to it, that said
"To my dearest and rockin girlfriend, Sam." - Luna Loud
…..
"Oh crud….."
The Rockstar Loud must've accidentally dropped her gift!, he has to get it back to her-
……
Wait a minute, why should he care?, plus she's the sister of that Loud….
So with that, Chandler just opened the door, and threw the goat back onto the bed of Luna
"There, perfectly safe."
The McCann boy turned, and went back to the Louds room
"There, I did it, I placed the gift safely on the bed, while that Rockstar Loud is at her band…..all happy and excited…..getting ready to give her gift…….to…..her…….girlfriend….."
….
At this point Chandler couldn't do it, sure she's the sister of Lincoln, but he couldn't just let her heart break at her failure
So turning back around, he went to get the goat back-
"AAAAAAAHHHH!"
CRASH!
….right….he was still injured, and plus the Rockstar Loud's bed was the top bunk, since she and the Jokester Loud share a bunk bed
"Why did she have to get the top bunk?" Chandler groaned as he picked the goat plush back up
"Ok, I'm taking you back you plush of a can-eater!, now all I have to do is just find where your owner went…."
Chandler looked around to find a clue, and there, he saw a calendar, and it was marked on the day of Friday,
"MOON GOATS AT THE GUS' GAMES AND GRUB!"
…..
"Wow, now that's convenient." Chandler commented
though, he got the location, how can he get out of here without using the stairs, he can walk, but he's still injured to walk fast,
SHING!
"Hey! What the!?"
The McCann boy looked, and saw something that shone at his eye, again,
It was a red button, and it was right under the window of Lincoln's Room,
"What does this do?"
CLICK!
When the button was clicked,
VRROOOOOOSH!
The window opened, and it revealed a yellow inflatable slide, that led to the backyard of the Loud House
…
"What goes on in this family?"
In front of Gus Games and Grub
After a long walk, he managed to make it to the place where Lena (he thought) was playing at
Chandler looked inside, and saw it was a Dinosaur Themed Birthday Party, there were Dinosaur Shaped Balloons, Dinosaur Plates and Cups, and food, were even shaped like Dinosaurs, like Dinosaur Nuggets, and even a Dinosaur Pizza
"Wow, this party sure looks Dino-Mite…" Chandler flatly joked, as he looked, and saw Luna, with her friends Sully and Mazzy, and her girlfriend Sam
"Ok, there they are, all I have to do is just go inside and-."
"OK EVERYONE! IT'S TIME TO GET READY! FOR BLARNEY THE DINOSAUR!" A parent announced
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
Ugh?, of course its Blarney, Chandler swore that person in the Dinosaur costume was a…a….heck he's not even gonna say it!, he may be a jerk, but he would never stoop low to that level, ever!
….
Wait a minute
If he gets spotted by one of the Loud Sisters, they'll let Lincoln Lame know that I helped them, and he'll find out what I did, caring!, he can't have that Loud find out he cares, he has an image to protect!
Chandler sighed tiredly, and looked around to see if there was any disguise, until-
"Ugh! That's it!"
The McCann boy looked to the side, and saw it was a performer, who looked like he was torn up by a pack of animals, and was throwing the Blarney the Dinosaur in the trash
"That's the last time I'm playing as this dumb dino!, no more dealing with those brats!" The former performer shouted as he left the party
Chandler looked at the trash, where the Blarney Costume was hanging out,
"Huh, what a lucky break!"
Inside Gus' Games and Grub
CREEK!
Chandler, now wearing the Blarney the Dinosaur costume (seriously, he's been reduced to this?), is sneaking through the backdoor of the restaurant
"Ok, all I have to do is just sneak behind uh….Luna!, yes!, Luna!, and then place this goat into her bag, Operation Boat the Goat, is a Go!" Chandler said to himself, though he couldn't help but smile proudly at the name
…
Wait a minute, why does this sound familiar?
In the Loud House
Lincoln was just prepping up the stuff for his friends' hangout, until-
ACHOO!
He sneezed
"Huh, could've sworn someone is making a plan with a complex Operation Name?" Lincoln said to himself
Back at Gus' Games and Grub
Shaking off those thoughts, Chandler looked to the stage, and went to Luna and her band, who are preparing to play their music
"Ok, I'm almost there, I just have to carefully place-"
"HEY EVERYONE! IT'S BLARNEY THE DINOSAUR!" A kid shouted
Chandler froze, and slowly looked to the side, and saw allot, ALLOT!, of kids looking at him like a Lion does when hunting Zebra
….
The McCann boy eventually realized that using a costume of a Kids Show Character as a disguise to a kids birthday party, wasn't such a good idea after all
"Uh…hey kids, l-let's just all listen to the band playing."
"GET THE DINOSAUR!!!"
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" All the kids screeched as they charged at Blarney
"Oh crud…." Chandler squeaked out
While the kids were having fun with Blarney, Luna looked dreamily at Sam
'Oh man, I know I said I'd give it after our gig, but, oh what the heck!' Luna thought as she happily went over to her girlfriend
"Hey Sam!" The Rockstar Loud happily greeted
"Hi Luna!, is there something you want to show me?" The blue-streaked blonde asked
"Yeah, actually, There is something I've planned to give to you."
"Oh!, really?, what is it?"
WHACK!
The kids started hitting Chandler with bats, luckily for him, they were inflatable bats, but he was still getting attacked,
"GET OFF ME YOU MONSTERS! WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS!?" Chandler cried, though his rant was shrouded by the children's screams
As he struggle to get out of there grip, he noticed Luna about to give Sam the gift, that she doesn't have
"Oh shoot!" Chandler muttered as he crawled toward the stage, though some kids clung onto the costume's tail
"DINO RIDE! DINO RIDE!"
Ignoring the little monsters, Chandler was continued crawling, and as he did, he passed by the seating where the parents were talking,
"And get this, as I was taking my kids to a convention, two kids dressed as heroes face off against a black cat!"
"That's nothing!, I took my kids to the beach near a lake, and I saw a kid wearing a squirrel costume, in a hot sunny day!, talk about bad luck!"
The McCann boy rolled his eyes at the conversation, seriously, they had nothing else better to do than watch their kids other than talking about events that already happened in the past?
continuing on, he was almost near the stage
Luna knelt down and reach behind her back
"I got you, something quite special Sam!" Luna said as she was about to grab her gift, which unbeknownst to her, she didn't have
Chandler's eye's widened
"Ok!, that's it! Lets see if this goat can fly!"
Chandler grabbed the goat plush, aimed, and then-
WOOSH!
The goat was thrown across the stage and then-
GRAB!
Luna grabbed the plush goat, not knowing it was thrown into her palm
"Here it is!, my gift to you!" Luna brought it out, and it was a goat plush with a blue an electric symbol and one blue streak on it's horn
Sam's eyes widened and tears slowly came out, and covered her mouth,
"Happy Anniversary Sam!" Luna said with a smile
"Oh my God Luna!, this is the best gift ever!, thank you luv!" Sam cried happily as she cried happily and Luna hugged and kissed her on the lips
Chandler , while disgusted at seeing Lincoln's sister kissing, couldn't help but smile at the sight
"The mission was a success, now time to head home- OUCH!"
A kid bopped Chandler on the head with a bat
"Again! Again!, more Dino rides!" The children cheered
The McCann boy's eyes twitched, he was gonna be here a while
5 Hours Later…
After a cruel and tormenting 5 hours of playing as a Dinosaur Mascot, Chandler managed to hitch a ride to the Loud House, courtesy of a bike he stole from a brat
"Ok, I made it!, now all I have to do is just go back up to the Loud's room window."
As Chandler was about to sneak back, until-
"Hi Chandler!"
"EEK!"
The McCann boy jumped, and turned around and saw that it was the Rockstar Sister
"Oh uh, hey….Luna….how was your gig, and your date?" Chandler asked with a fake smile, hoping she wouldn't ask what he was doing out here
"Oh, I had such a great time, Sam liked my gift, and after our mini concert, we ate pizza, it was a blast, especially watching the kids have fun with the Dinosaur." Luna said with a smile
"Yeah….fun….." Chandler muttered, remembering the brats that even torn up the Dino Costume's tail…
"Anyways, I hope you had fun with the plush goat, I mean Moon Goats!, and… I just came out here for a quick breather, nothing more."
"Oh, ok, anyways, come back inside through the front door, you don't have to sneak out of the house Chandler."
….
"Uh…ok, thanks for the heads up."
Luna smiled, and walked up to Chandler and hugged him, surprising the McCann
"By the way, thanks for giving me back the gift I left back home." Luna whispered
Chandler was surprised
"How did you know?"
"One of the kids tore up the jaws of the Dino Costume, revealing your red hair and face, plus, I saw you go outside and tear off the costume and stomping down on it and throwing it away in the trash."
….
"Oh…right…, well, it was no problem sis-, I mean, Luna…" Chandler assured
Luna smiled, and patted his head playfully, and grabbed his hand, and they both went back inside through the back door,
Chandler couldn't help but ponder what he was about to say to Luna
The question is,
Why did he?
Inside, Lincoln was opening the door, and saw it was his friend group, Liam, Rusty, Zach, Stella, and his best friend who is also like a brother to him, Clyde,
"Hey guys! Come on in!" Lincoln greeted
"Yo L-Dawg, did you get the limited edition copy of the new Ace Savvy Comic?" Rusty asked
"I heard that he's fighting David Steele, that fight will surely be like a bull fighting a wolf." Liam commented
"The comic is said to have aliens in it, so I'm guessing Ace and Steele will be bound to fight them!" Zach warned
"By the way Linc, I managed to bring our food from Gus' Games and Grub, they even had Pizza in the shape of the Ace symbol!" Stella said happily
"I can't wait to hang out with you buddy, it's gonna be just us, Clincoln SteLiZacrRustLoud for life!" Clyde said
….
"It's a work in progress with all our names combined….."
Lincoln smiled at his friends, though, he frowned and said this
"I'm sorry guys, but I can't hang out right now, maybe some other time?" Lincoln suggested
….
"WHAT!?" Lincoln's friend group exclaimed in shock
"But why!, we always hang out, plus it's our vacation, is it our fault? Is it my fault!?, I knew I shouldn't have!"
"Clyde! You're spiraling!" Lincoln exclaimed
"And no, it's no one's fault, its just, we have an injured guest we're taking care in need, and we have to make sure he's ok."
This made his friends confused
"Uh, who is the guest?" Clyde asked
Lincoln looked sheepish,
"Well, it's…" The Loud was about to answer,
until-
"Here you go Chandler, have some of my Shepard's Pie!" Luna said as she offered a slice to Chandler
"Thanks Rockstar Loud, I have to say, this pie is…..quite….good…." Chandler thanked, until he slowly stopped as he and Luna walked out of the Kitchen,
There, he saw Lincoln, and his friend group, who were staring at him in shock
….
"Uh….hello again guys?" Chandler greeted weakly