Day 10 of the fanfic 2018 Advent Calendar! All Harry Potter fans are respectfully requested to lay down all torches and pitchforks before entering.

After the Potter will finally breaks from a breach of contract, a man is hired to protect Harry. What will happen when a trouble seeker finds a trouble magnet? The magical world might not be ready...but neither is the Dark. (I suck at descriptions.) AU/no slash/M for a reason. Pre-Hogwarts, might go to post-Hogwarts.

Searing hot heat burns through Harry's skin as small dribbles of blood flow down his body. What are the effects on young harry's life when the Philosopher Stone shatters into his body. Left with scars, wrapped like a mummy, without magic, and treated like yesterdays garbage; how will he find his path in life? Runes and potions, as well as a slow body transformation is the key.

SLASH RATED MATURE Draco comes home from a meeting...

Keeping their relationship a secret from their closest friends was getting more complicated for Hermione and Sirius. But they weren't expecting to both be spending Christmas at the Potters. A muggle-AU one-shot and a follow-up to the one-shot The Blind Date. A fluffy Christmastime story.

A dinner party of questionable intent yields interesting results. LM/HG, DM/HP, NB/OC EWE, Post-Hogwarts, rated for language, content.

He is never easily distracted. Only, lately, somebody seems to be challenging that, once and again.

[Crack-fic] Vous aimez rire? vous aimez les blagues un peu pourris et les références alakon? Bienvenu dans le Potty Show. Une histoire faites pour vous !

When Ron takes the kids shopping for Hermione's birthday present, he expects it to be an easy trip. He isn't expecting to run into Padma Patil or for her to sell him his wife's birthday present while revealing more about the past than he would have liked his kids to know.

Baby Driver AU Draco x Harry. After suffering trauma from the war, Harry Potter runs away from the Wizarding World, taking his god-son with him. Harry lands a job as a getaway driver for crime boss and, though he hates the work, he is happy to do it if it means supporting Teddy. But what happens when his past catches up to him in the form of Draco Malfoy?

Narcissa decides a new life and a fresh start needs to include the sister she hasn't seen in almost two decades. Because in the end they're family, aren't they?

Story I adopted from Ice-Water Jetty

See inside for a variety of one shots that just needed to be written. Requests are open and encouraged! Chapter One: Wolfstar. Chapter Two: Lucius and his furry problem

"I never thought I'd come to this! What's it all about?" I was inspired by the Sara Barellies version of this Jesus Christ Superstar ballad. While Ron is away, and after he comes back, Hermione sorts out her feelings for her two best friends. Enjoy!

Merope aimait si fort Thomas ! Si fort ! Et elle portait leurs bébé ! Une petite part de Merope et de Thomas... dans son ventre ! Un instant de bonheur dans une vie misérable. Ennemis de l'héritier, prenez garde.

Te vas a casar conmigo, Potter.- eso fue todo lo que salió de los labios de Severus Snape después de una comida en Grimhauld Place. ¿Quién diría que una deliciosa tarta de melaza bastaría para conquistar al reservado pocionista?.

Draco and Blaise have been together and teaching at Hogwarts for years after the war. Harry comes to Hogwarts after years of solitude and accidentally makes waves.

Severus Snape has no recollection of how he even survived the war much less why Hermione is calling him love and a little girl is calling him Daddy. Hermione and their daughter must push through the barriers and help him remember them before it's too late. SS/HG. Rated M for Obvious Reasons.

C'est l'histoire de Hannah Granger, la sœur jumelle d'Hermione, mais différente à l'intérieur. La preuve en est tel qu'elle finit à Serpentard. , J'ai repris du début, lorsqu'ils entrent à Poudlard... En espérant que ça vous plaise :D

A story challenge with some twists: "Granger, what the bloody hell are you doing here?" I demand, feeling blood rushing up my neck and ears despite myself. She glares at me. "When were you going to tell me?" she retorts hotly. I swear my heart plummted to my toes. "Tell you what?" "Don't!" she hisses. "When were you going to tell me that you're a Veela, and that I'm your mate?"

Prologue rewritten (again!), as of 9/4/2022. Check back for further updates. "HARRY POTTER?" The great hall was silent, in the moment before he fully processed his name coming out of the Headmasters mouth, Harry thought he could hear his own blood running through his veins. Hermione grabbed his arm, "Go Harry!" She hissed in his ear. "Your name's been called."

During the summer after fourth year Lyra, while taking a mini breather from her abusive relatives, meets a helpful snake named Shesha. This is the start of it all, although she doesn't know that at the time. WARNING: There will be mentions and descriptions of abuse among other things that make this rated M! #AD Bashing, #Evil AD, #RW Bashing, #GW Bashing, #FemHP!

The portrait of Phineas Nigellus has his own reasons for playing matchmaker. But he's not particularly good at it.

When Severus is framed for the murder of a soon-to-be Potions Mistress prodigy during the Hogwarts school year, it's up to seven-year-old Harry to solve the case and prove his father's innocence. A short in the Second Chances Reality universe.

While Scorpius is in Germany for an apprenticeship, they write letters to each other until it becomes too much for Scorpius to keep up with. Eventually, Rose is tired of their stupidity.