Voldie's dead, Harry just wants to be left alone. As if! You don't kill a Baddie like Voldie without people noticing. Now EVERYBODY wants Harry, not just the Quidditch teams. Multiverse cameos, character bashing, Harry/female canon character not telling! . Hetero!Harry don't get used to it from me , no spoilers, non-Epilogue compliant. M for language, smoochies; no aardvarking.
Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,735 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Harry P. - Complete