This is a series of posts that originally appeared on Prof. Snape's Tumblr blog on his birthday.

Blaise finds himself both shocked and amused when he learns that he really should pay better attention.

this is a poem a poem about lily and she dosent have teddy. sad but i think i would give my self a thumb up

Hermione has an itch, but when Olive offers to scratch it she is less than pleased. What's a poor boyfriend to do then? WARNING: smut

Padma and Parvati Patil look alike, but couldn't be more different. Though sometimes they hate eachother, in the dark times which follow, they would need eachother more then ever. First fanfiction, pairings are ParvatixDean and PadmaxDraco, respectivly.

*COMPLETE* Dialogue!fic - In which an invitation is issued and a secret is told

These are a group of stories I wrote about the various incestuous relations of the pureblooded Malfoys, Blacks, & Weasleys! Most are very sexual in nature and contain varying degrees of incest so if you squick that sort of thing...Dont Read! Dont Flame!

"Mummy! He's so nice – I'm gonna marry him someday!"

This is a H/R story. The story is about the first time of Ron W. and Hermione G.

Some days I'm just so happy to be alive. Then again some days I'm lying on my back, bleeding from my forehead wondering weather I screwed over the pope in a past life. Today is not a happy day. HarryLuna, Hermione Bashing, Powerful Harry...

32 drabbles/ficlets set to the songs in "32 songs in 8 minutes". NO SONGFICS! All slash; HP/DM, HP/CW, TL/JP and AS/S

He got up, and seemed to be lost. He stepped back, paced up and down once, rubbed his hand down his face and knelt down in front of me again, taking my hand.He was staring at me intently, his face moving steadily closer to mine.

"James, please don't leave me!" Lily cried, holding onto him for all she was worth. When war is raging and you feel like the world is ending, you cling to each other for dear life. Set in the summer of 1981.

Neville Longbottom waits for his best friend Luna Lovegood to arrive. Their love storry continues. Review if you want. I'm just in it for the writing.

The summer after their sixth year, Draco and Hermione along with their class of students are paried up and shipped off. What could go wrong? ignores DH&some HBP

Picasso a dit "un tableau est une somme de destruction" alors laissez moi vous peindre son tableau, le tableau d'un petit ange aux yeux verts...

An AU reenvisioning of book 5, follows my story Hand me Downs, but HMD not required. With Voldemort back Harry wants to pull his weight in the fight, but Sirius is keeping Voldemort's goal a secret, and the Ministry makes yet more trouble.

Draco shares his thoughts with his mother in the summer before 7th year. I like to think Draco has a heart; he's just a boy after all. Mummy's little boy... Critique welcome keep it contructive . Just 2 uses of the 'S' word.

Based in Harry's seventh year, a muggleborn Hogwarts graduate OC goes on to a wizarding college. On top of classes and Quidditch she finds herself caught up in the Order's plans to finally defeat Voldemort. Diverges fairly severely from canon after book 4

This is a short story on Harry and Ginny's walk through the grounds after their kiss In the Common Room. This is my first fan fic so please review. All rights belong to J.K.

Die Schlacht um Hogwarts ist vorbei, Voldemort ist besiegt. Doch als das hat einen hohen Preis gefordert, zu hoch findet Harry und er weiß, dass er nur eine Chance hat das zu ändern. Alternativende zu HP7.

'I do look like him! I honestly do' Why does Draco insists on looking like some Muggle actor? Draco&Hermione drabble, fluffy.

One night at Grimmauld Place, Hermione witnesses something that will change her perception of Severus Snape forever. SS/HG.

so this is so AU and its my first AU but here it is, there is no summary because i suck at them but just read it if you dont like the first part then dont continue its been divided in to chapters inside the chapters... it should be easy.

DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS! OneShot. The day/night before Ginny gives birth to James. :