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BGM: Final Hours (The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)
"Okay, we need to stop him before he destroys Skyloft and potentially all of Hyrule!" Weiss said.
"Couldn't agree more!" Lana nodded.
Cia clapped her hands before putting her hands on the ground, creating a protective forcefield around the perimeter of Skyloft. "This should be fine, but I don't know if this will last forever!"
"We'll just have to get back on the ground before he destroys everything!" Cardin said. "Clip those wings of his!"
"Can you even call it "wings"?" Russel wondered.
"Regardless, we gotta take that thing out otherwise we're all dead!" Midna said as Link immediately ran off the edge of Skyloft, whistling to get his Loftwing's attention. He landed on his bird and flew ahead, where he was joined by the others.
"Cia, buy me some time!" Lana said.
"What are you doing?"
"Going to see if we can't attack fire with fire." Lana smirked, summoning her summon game.
Cia's eyes widened. "Are you kidding? That's a one in four chance to get him out… and even then-"
"Well, we'll just have to hope the odds are in our favor."
"Alright… let's hope this works!"
Link lined up in front of The Imprisoned, the Blood Moon shining down at him as he was joined by the others with Loftwings, Ice Nevermores and Weiss on her Rathalos.
"FOOLS."
"Let's do this!" Link declared.
End BGM
BGM: Attacking Divine Beast Vah Medoh (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
How Many Times Do We Have To Freakin' DO THIS? - This Fur Covered Wang
Everyone flew ahead, quickly spreading out as The Imprisoned swung his hands to create shockwaves as they flew around them. The Imprisoned breathed out a poisonous gas, forcing Zelda and Weiss to pull up.
The Imprisoned let out an ear splitting roar that stunned a Nevermore that Masaru and Cardin were on as it flew down. "Cardin! Masaru!" Chelsea called out as she dove after them, but the Nevermore regained consciousness and flew up, much to Chelsea's relief.
With a demonic laugh, the Imprisoned unleashed a powerful laser that forced a few to evade as it hit a random sky island, causing it to explode violently.
"No… that's not gonna work…" Lana said, as she had summoned King Dodongo as it rolled straight for The Imprisoned, only for it to fall into the cloud sea. "Come on!"
"Yuri, get me closer!" Yor requested as Yuri flew her near The Imprisoned. Once close, she jumped off and landed on the back. However, she immediately felt herself drained. "Nnngh!" She jumped back and grabbed onto the Nevermore's tail.
"No good?" Yuri asked.
"I felt myself getting drained… I had to back off!" Yor pulled herself up as Weiss stood on top of her Rathalos, summoning her Light Bow and fired, striking The Imprisoned on the face but it did nothing as it fired gloom-like missiles straight for Weiss.
She quickly flew away, noticing that they were chasing her as Weiss put her hand down on Azure, using Nayru's Love to reflect it back and striking The Imprisoned. The Imprisoned opened its mouth and chomped down, then it seemed to move toward Skyloft.
"Oh geez, it's moving toward Skyloft!" Groose exclaimed.
"Crud…" Link growled as he flew after him, pulling out the Master Sword and threw down a Skyward Strike to get his attention, only to nearly get batted away.
"Master. I do not wish to sound obvious, but staying away from his arms is well advised."
"I'm well aware!" Link said, pulling out his bow and firing alongside Twilight while Midna fired some magic at the beast.
"Come on… I already SUMMONED you!" Lana complained, groaning at three Manhandlas. She tried it again, only to summon Gohma. "Gah!"
"I told you getting the right one is difficult!" Cia said.
"How the heck did you get it so successfully when our Ganon brainwashed you?"
"I got lucky!"
Lana sweatdropped, her eye twitching. "You gotta be kiddi-REALLY?!"
The Imprisoned fired more Gloom-like Missiles at the group, forcing them to get away while Weiss fired a few more Light Arrows. Whitley summoned a few ice glyphs and fired them at The Imprisoned, yet it didn't care one bit.
The Imprisoned towered over the protective force field and swung his arms down. The resulting force shook Skyloft as the barrier protected it. However, it did cause some foundations to crack as the residents walked out to see what the heck was going on, only to scream in terror when they saw The Imprisoned.
The barrier stood strong, but there were a few light cracks on it that made Cia grimace. Lana growled in frustration as she had summoned King Dodongo yet again.
Impa nearly got hit when an arm swung at her as she slashed at the stomach as Mira and Mine tried to blast it back with their dark lasers while Tatsumi flew underneath and slashed the arm, only for The Imprisoned to smack him as he had tried to outmaneuver it, sending him crashing into Skyloft.
"Tatsumi!" Mine yelled as she growled. "You bastard…!" She proceeded to shoot out dark lasers from Pumpkin.
"Uuungh…" Tatsumi groaned as Akame quickly landed and ran to Tatsumi with Ieyasu, Sayo and Blanche behind her.
"Tatsumi, are you okay?" Akame asked.
"Just got the wind knocked out of me…" He grunted, pulling out his scroll to check his aura as he saw that it took out a massive chunk.
"You still have some fight left in you?" Ieyasu asked.
"Yeah, but I dunno how I'm gonna make a de-" He paused, rubbing his chin. "...I'm gonna do something crazy." He said as he stood up.
"What are you going to do?" Sayo asked.
"...I'm going to call up the demon."
Their eyes widened in horror. "No, Tatsumi, that's stupid! You're going to get your mind shattered or worse!" Blanche protested.
"It's only stupid if it doesn't work." Tatsumi said as he looked at Akame. "If he fully takes me over… I want you to strike me down in your demon form."
Akame looked at him hesitantly before nodding. "I'll make sure he doesn't."
"...Here goes…" Tatsumi closed his eyes, summoning the Incursio Armor.
End BGM
Inside…
Tatsumi stared directly at the cell, with Tyrant looking down at him with smug amusement. "So, you got batted away once and you resorted to me? You really are pathetic."
Tyrant transformed into Lucy once more, approaching him with a smirk.
"So you found a way to actually do it…" Tatsumi said.
"Once someone wears my armor, I get a hold of their DNA and with my magic, I infuse them with mine so I can turn into anyone I desire. That includes you as well."
"So it wasn't a nightmare…"
Tatsumi watched as Lucy's face distorted into a freakish smirk with twisting his head. "Enough talk. You will bind with me and I wll take over your pathetic bo-"
SLAP!
Tyrant grunted, looking at Tatsumi in surprise as he had slapped him.
"You shut your damn mouth, you ugly reptile!"
"You have some guts to slap-"
"SILENCE!" He yelled, which was enough to surprise Tyrant. "Do you not see the bigger picture right now? Demise is working on destroying Skyloft and if he succeeds, we'll all die! That includes you since you're nothing more than armor! You may have caught Lucy off guard, but I have had my guard up ever since we first met! If you don't want to work with me, that's fine… I'll dispose of the armor and throw it into Death Mountain for all I care! It'll do everyone a huge favor."
Tatsumi clenched his fists. "But I need your help. I need all of your power so we can fight The Imprisoned. I'm not doing this alone."
"You have the audacity to threaten me? You must be a special kind of stupid!"
Lucy's body smirked. "That said, I'm impressed that you're bold enough to stand up to me, of all people."
"I don't care what happens to me. Just let me use all of your power."
"Very well. On one condition. You'll be hearing from me a lot more often, and I WILL take over your body whenever I feel like it. You will not resist. You will also tell everyone this just in case if they see you acting weird. Do we have an agreement?"
Tatsumi reached his hand out. "Like I said… I don't care what you do to me. Not anymore."
"Then we are agreed!"
Tyrant grabbed Tatsumi's hand.
"I look forward to working with you!"
Outside…
"Gragh!" Tatsumi grunted, clutching his helmet.
BGM: Awakening (Persona 5)
"Tatsumi!" Akame exclaimed.
"No! Don't…" Tatsumi grunted as he put both hands on his helmet. "We… we worked out an agreement… hah…"
"What kind of agreement?" Ieyasu asked.
"Something that you probably won't like… but I've stopped… caring…!"
He started to pull off his helmet, as it started to peel off as it looked like blood started to pour out.
"I've accepted him… he and I are one… and I'm going… going to…"
He started to rip the helmet off.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" He screamed as he pulled it off, blood spilling out with blood dripping down his head.
"TEAR HIM INTO PIECES!" He yelled as darkness shot out around him as he grew larger as Akame looked on in shock, as did his friends.
His eyes grew draconic as scales appeared all over his body. A tail came out of him as wings flapped about. He let out a draconic roar as his dragon legs slammed into the ground.
"Tatsumi…" Akame whispered. "You…"
"What did Tyrant do to him?!" Sayo wondered.
"What in Hylia is going on back there?" Lana wondered, trying to summon again but wound up summoning Mandhandla for the umpteenth time. "Ugh!"
The Imprisoned slammed his fists down again, the barrier nearly shattering as Cia let out a grunt. "Dammit Lana, hurry up already!"
"WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOING?!" Lana yelled in frustration. "We just had to make it random! It couldn't be a set order or it couldn't be a flippin' "choose your destiny" type of deal. Nooooo, we had to make it a quadruple faced coin flip!"
The Imprisoned swung his arms down… until Tyrant slammed into his chest and forcibly shoved The Imprisoned away from Skyloft.
End BGM
BGM: Will Power (Persona 5)
The Tyrannical Shield - Tyrant Tatsumi
"Where the hell did that dragon come from?!" Zapple wondered.
"That's no dragon… that's Tyrant…" Mira said gravely.
"Gods, what did Tatsumi do…" Laxus wondered gravely.
"Tatsumi…" Mine looked on, a tear escaping her eye. "No…"
Chelsea clenched her fists. "Tatsumi! If you can hear me, kick his ass!" She called out to him.
The Imprisoned snarled, glaring at Tyrant as smoke bellowed out of the corners of Tyrant's mouth. The dragon smirked a bit, seeming to challenge The Imprisoned.
Both of them charged at each other, headbutting each other that resulted in a powerful gust of wind that threatened to knock everyone off of their rides as Tyrant flew back, flapping his wings and shooting out shockwaves of darkness, striking The Imprisoned.
The Imprisoned retaliated by breathing out crimson fire, but Tyrant flew up and then corkscrew dived into The Imprisoned, knocking it back as Tyrant clawed him in the chest, leaving claw marks on his chest as Tyrant flipped around and smacked The Imprisoned with his tail.
"At least make this a challenge for me!" Tyrant boasted as The Imprisoned snarled, flying over and swinging his arm but Tyrant flew around and clawed him in the back, only for The Imprisoned to backhand him to stun him, and then grabbed a hold of him.
"YOU FAILED."
"Big talk for a giant fuzzy dick!" Tyrant taunted.
With a snarl, The Imprisoned opened its mouth as Tyrant did the same, both of them unleashing fire breaths that resulted in a stalemate. Both of them increased their power but it still resulted in a stalemate.
However, a draconic roar was heard as Argorok slammed into The Imprisoned to catch him off balance, freeing Tyrant as he flew away.
"Hah… hah… finally…" Lana panted, on her knees as Cia handed her a green potion while patting her on the back while several Gohmas scoured Skyloft out of curiosity, several Mandhandlas drank the purified water while the King Dodongos kept rolling off the same cliff like lemmings.
The Imprisoned looked at the two dragons and raised his arms up to swing them down, but they outmaneuvered it as Argorok flew up and proceeded to slam down on the top of the seal, causing the Imprisoned to roar in agony, then Tyrant flew up and punched the seal into the head, causing The Imprisoned to fall into the cloud sea. Tyrant and Argorok followed.
"Let's go after them!" Link said as they dove into the sea below while Cia opened up a portal, wrapped Lana's arm around her and went into the portal.
Back in the Sealed Grounds, The Imprisoned slammed into the ground as Tyrant and Argorok flew around him as The Imprisoned slowly got up and roared, only for both to breath fire into his throat, then Tyrant flew down and slashed his chest repeatedly until punching him in the stomach for good measure.
"What in the name of Din?!" Ghirahim wondered.
"I see the sisters summoned Argorok… but I've never seen that type of dragon before." Wizzro mused as he looked up to see everyone coming down. "...Shall we make a tactical retreat once more?"
"This is starting to get embarrassing." Ghirahim grumbled, walking into Wizzro's portal that he made as they walked in.
Everyone hopped off of their rides as they watched Tyrant and Argorok melted The Imprisoned into a giant crimson puddle, where both of them let out a roar of triumph.
End BGM
"Guys? What's that coming out of the puddle?" Ravio wondered as the crimson puddle shrunk… until demonic hands started to rise out of the puddle. In fact, they had eyes on their palms!
"What are those?!" Weiss exclaimed as the Gloom Hands charged at them while screeching.
However, Laxus pelted them with lightning bolts to destroy them.
"Dead. That's what they are." Laxus said as another being rose out of the ground. "...You gotta be kidding me."
"Stand aside, I got this!" Kokichi ran ahead.
"Kokichi, wait!" Shuichi exclaimed as Kokichi ran up to the ghoulish figure as he gave the crimson figure a nice kick to the crotch.
…Only problem was, he didn't seem affected.
"Wait… why aren't you screaming?" Kokichi asked.
"Was that supposed to hurt?"
BGM: Phantom Ganon Battle (The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom)
Kokichi's eyes widened, paling that his simple grand scheme of knocking it down had no effect.
"Here, let me show you how it's done."
The figure kicked Kokichi down, planting his foot on his crotch as he let out a massive cry as he summoned a crimson sword, raising his arm up high. He swung his sword down.
CLANG!
However, Ganondorf intervened and parried him as a dark portal closed behind him, kicking him back to spare Kokichi.
"Who are you?" Ganondorf asked.
"I… I am Demise!"
Ghoulish Demon King - Phantom Demise
"Demise? Pah. You're nothing but skin and bones."
"In the past, I had more muscle on me." Demise chuckled, his breathing labored. "That wretched Hylia knows how to throw a stone into my conquest."
Demise smirked, pointing a sword at Ganondorf. "You… I sense that we share a blood connection. It seems my malice has been kept well over the years. Why resist me? Join me and we can conquer Hyrule together!"
"I'm not joining a bag of bones."
"Then perhaps when I'm in my true form once again, you will think differently." He said as he glanced over at Link and Twilight with their Master Swords out. "Ah… are those supposed to be the blades that seals the darkness? I see Hylia is paranoid… hahahahaha!"
"Can it!" Ganondorf said. "I forge my own path ever since I've known the truth about you… and I plan on stopping you if need be!"
"Is that right… ha… we shall see about that. For now, I rest in that infernal seal… but I suspect we will meet again! Supposedly when I'm back in my prime… but know this! The seal is weakening… and it will soon no longer work from that wretched sword…"
Demise let out a demonic chuckle. "I look forward when you change your mind…"
Demise dissipated, leaving behind the seal as Link immediately swiped at the air in a pattern, then swung his sword down as the seal was placed back into the ground.
End BGM
Tyrant let out a draconic chuckle. "What a poser."
"So that was Demise?" Cardin asked. "...Had I not come face to face with people like Dark Samus or Ridley, I'd be absolutely terrified…"
"You're not?" Russel asked.
"I still am, but I'm not quaking in my knees."
Ganondorf stared at the seal with narrowed eyes and a small scowl while Tyrant landed on the ground, flapping his wings as he saw Mine approach him with worry on her face.
"Tatsumi…"
"Hahahaha! Tatsumi is gone. He's no longer with-"
BANG!
"Ooof!" Tyrant grunted, shaking his head.
"Bring him back, you monster!" She yelled, tears in her eyes. "BRING HIM BACK NOW!"
"Sheesh! You humans can't take a jo-"
BANG!
"Mmmph! Right in the eye… alright alright, I'll bring back, ya crazy broad!" He let out a grumble, shaking his head. "Women…" He mumbled under his breath as he started glowing and shrunk back down, where they would see Incursio's armor more complete, draconic wings and all… and then Tatsumi changed back to normal.
…Well, mostly normal. His right eye looked a bit more draconic.
"Tatsumi!" Mine ran over to him.
"Hey Mi-"
SMACK!
"OW!" He yelled, as Mine had swung Pumpkin on his head. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!" He yelled, now sporting a goose egg on his scalp.
"YOU IDIOT!" She yelled. "Were you trying to give me a heart attack?!"
"Well, you did say you didn't care what happened to you…" Tyrant said from inside of him.
BGM: Have a Nice Talk (Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story plus Bowser Jr's Journey)
"Oh yeah, sure, this coming from the chick who went insane in her Demon Soul form!"
"At least I didn't willingly turn into a flippin' dragon! A mindless one at that, to be precise!"
"Hey, at least I made him realize that he'd die too if Demise won! I reached an agreement with him and told him I didn't care what happened to me! In return, he can take over my body any time he feels like-"
SMACK!
Now his goose egg had a goose egg on it.
"YOW!"
"YOU WILLINGLY LET HIM TAKE OVER YOUR BODY AND NOW HE'S GOING TO TAKE OVER ANY TIME HE'S BORED?! YOU REALLY ARE AN IDIOT!"
"Should we… intervene?" Mercury wondered while sweatdropping.
"No no, I think I know where this is going." Laxus said.
Mine grabbed him by the collar, punching him in the chest repeatedly. "You willingly let him take over your body, now he's gonna probably destroy the world if he wants to… you scared everyone… I was worried you'd permanently be a dragon and you wouldn't recognize your friends as allies anymore-"
"...What a worrywart…"
"I…" Mine stopped pounding his chest. "I was worried… that you wouldn't be you anymore… I… I thought I'd lose the man I love…"
"...You… actually love me?"
"Of course I do, ya moron! I… I've had… I've… developed a crush on you over time… I was… I was scared you'd be nothing more than a mindless beast…"
Tatsumi scratched his cheek with a soft blush. "Well, truth be told, I… uh… I didn't know how to express my feelings for you… knowing how you can be… um… wild?"
Mine blushed. "Tatsumi…"
"Yeah, uh… Mine? I… I lo- mmmph!"
Mine planted a kiss on his lips to interrupt him. Tatsumi wrapped his arms around her, closing his eyes.
"About time." Chelsea said with Akame nodding.
"Aww, they liiiiiiiike each other!" Oran grinned, hearing a snicker from Anya and Laura while Albedo rubbed his eyes sleepily.
"Soooooo, when's the wedding~?" Leone teased.
"Smile~!"
Click!
Tatsumi and Mine pulled away to see Virgo taking a picture. "I had a feeling you'd make a cute couple."
"Heh. She's a keeper."
Oh shut up! Tatsumi rolled his eyes while Tyrant let out an amused chuckle.
End BGM
"I hate to break up this moment." Ganondorf said as they turned to face him. "But we're running out of time. That phantom mentioned the seal will no longer work… we need to hurry and get those songs from the dragons before The Imprisoned wreaks havoc again. We barely managed to save Skyloft. I don't think we'll pull that off again. I realize that it's past your bed time for a few of you, but… I strongly believe we don't have time to take a nap."
"I hate to say it, but he's right. We need to get to those dragons ASAP." Lana said.
"Then let's split up and get those songs." Weiss said as they all nodded.
"Let's go." Twilight said as Lana and Cia both made portals for Eldin Volcano and Lanayru Desert as everyone went into the portals.
BGM: Sacred Grove (The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)
Faron Woods - Twilight Link, Midna, Lana, ATMC, Ieyasu, Sayo, Blanche, Albedo
"I'm gonna be honest, the forest is a little spooky at night." Chelsea said, glancing over at Blanche who was piggy backing her brother who was dead asleep.
"Eh, I've seen spookier." Midna shrugged.
"...Wait… hold on." Twilight stopped walking. "Do you hear that?"
"...Stampede?" Sayo wondered as Twilight unsheathed his sword, ready for whatever came their way… and they would immediately see a wave of water heading straight for them.
End BGM
"What the…?! Did a dam break?!" Chelsea wondered.
Lana's eyes widened. "Oh no… no no no no no NO! She didn't!"
Midna clapped her hands while Twilight immediately started putting his Zora Armor on, where she teleported all of them on top of the large tree.
"Waaaah!" Mine nearly lost her balance. "Next time, warn a gal! I don't like the idea of having my body torn apart and put back together!"
"What the heck happened?" Ieyasu wondered as they saw Faron flying around.
"Hmm? Oh, hello. Nice to see you."
"Faron… why would you do this?!" Lana yelled.
"Because whatever the heck caused that massive earthquake earlier was enough to bring my wrath. Now there are no monsters left in this forest. You are welcome!"
"But… you ruined all the other innocent lives in this forest!" Lana exclaimed as several Kikwis came up for air and climbed over a few pieces of driftwood.
"So? What difference does it make if a few innocent lives were lost? The forest has been cleansed and will never see another creature walk through it." She said as several water monsters swam through to their hearts content.
"...Explain them then!" Blanche said.
"They're meant for the water."
"I do not understand… why would you destroy this forest? It was already beautiful and you destroyed it!"
"I did not destroy it. I purified the land. Soon the water will recede and everything will be good as new. New life will grow. I don't get why you are so upset. What difference does it make if you lose several woodland creatures?"
"You callous-"
"Ahem…" Twilight cleared his throat. "We were actually coming to look for you. We need a part of your song so we can head off toward the Trials of the Triforce so we can stop The Imprisoned from destroying the world."
"Ah… so you came for that, did you? Well… perhaps I could lend you the song… IF you gather up some tadtones for me. They are scattered everywhere in the water and-"
"OH SCREW THAT!" Lana yelled, electricity crackled in her hands.
"You wish to challenge me instead, Lana?"
"You don't care about life in your forest… you don't care about Lanayru dying in the desert… you only care about yourself!"
"I do not see the point in getting upset. If someone dies, they die. So what if a good friend of mine perished? It's not my problem."
"...Wow…" Midna shook her head. "Keep digging your own grave."
"It is ridiculous to mourn over a friend's death, honestly. What is the point?"
"THAT'S IT!" Lana yelled, unleashing a lightning blast to knock Faron down.
"Mmmph!" Faron got back up. "You dare to attack a god, Lana? I will make sure to give you a proper smiting, then!"
"...Should we steer clear?" Tatsumi wondered.
"I think we'll be fine if we're not in the water…" Akame said.
Lana clenched her fists. "I'm going to knock you down a peg."
BGM: Boss Battle (Hyrule Warriors)
Arrogant Water Dragon - Faron
Faron conjured up water in her hands and proceeded to throw a javelin at Lana, only she put up a barrier to block the attack as she jumped on top, firing an electric bolt of lightning at Faron to electrocute her.
With a growl, Faron shook it off and then unleashed a stream of water, which Lana countered with lightning that electrocuted Faron once more.
"...I feel like I should intervene." Twilight said with a sweatdrop.
"No no, let her let it all out." Midna said. "Last thing we need is a fried Hero of Twilight."
I think I have a few fairies… Twilight thought.
Lana conjured up a few walls as she quickly hopped between them as Faron tried to manipulate the water underneath her, but Lana vaulted over the last wall and threw a bolt of lightning to shock her, then she lunged directly at Faron and lightning kicked her cleanly into the water, then Lana jumped into the air, conjured up a large ball of lightning and threw it down to electrocute the entirety of the flooded Faron Woods, which also made a few water enemies surface belly up.
Faron emerged from the water, climbing over the ledge but Lana approached her and put her hand on her face. "Had enough?" Lana asked.
"I'm not done… yet…"
Faron tried to chomp down to try and eat Lana's arm off, but Lana proceeded to light her up on the inside, causing her whole body to illuminate as Faron fell limp.
End BGM
"Alright… alright… if I give you the song, will you stop electrocuting me?"
"AND?"
"...And I will make the water recede."
"Good." Lana said as Faron made the water slowly dissipate, leaving everything wet and damp.
"...That could've gone a lot worse." Ieyasu said.
"Mmm… zzzzz…" Albedo snoozed.
You slept through all that? Blanche asked.
"Alright, here, I'll give you the song. It goes something like this."
Eldin Volcano - Ganondorf, Zelda, Terrako, Thunder Legion, Nesta, Laura, Masaru, Kotoko, CRDL, Loid, Anya, Yor, Yuri
"My my." Ganondorf said as they walked out of the portal. "Death Mountain seems to be quite active tonight!"
"Goodness… not only that, but it seems the Bokoblins built up a stronghold!" Zelda said.
"Those spotlights seem threatening too…" Cardin said.
"Anyone know how to be stealthy?" Masaru wondered.
Loid chuckled. "Yor, watch Anya for me." He said.
"Okay." Yor nodded, gently taking Anya from him.
"Yuri, you want to come with?" Loid asked.
"Yeah, I want to see how good you are if these stories are to be believed." Yuri said, pulling out his pistol.
Loid pulled his out, putting a silencer on his and tossing one to Yuri. "Watch and learn, Anya."
"Okay!" Anya nodded.
"Let's move."
BGM: Main Theme (007 James Bond) (Start at 0:35)
Loid and Yuri quickly hid behind a gate, both of them seeing a Bokoblin out on patrol. Loid immediately pulled the Bokoblin away and shot him point blank, then they moved along as Yuri quickly skidded to a halt and aimed at a spotlight, shooting the Bokoblin lookout, causing it to stumble and fall into the lava river below.
A Bokoblin archer let out a yelp, only to get sniped in the head by Loid as they both took off, then Loid proceeded to shoot down a Bokoblin, then picked up the horn and had an idea. He tossed it to Yuri as he went off to climb up the watch tower.
With a smirk, Yuri snuck around until he found an archer. He immediately came out of cover and blew the horn, then Loid aimed the spotlight at the archer's eyes, causing it to cry and forcibly put his arm over his head. At the same time, three Bokoblins at a catapult launched a rock toward where the spotlight was pointing at.
The Bokoblin archer screamed before it got crushed underneath as Loid pointed it to a differing catapult as the Bokoblins aimed and fired, much to their friends dismay as they were crushed, then Loid pulled out a Sniper Rifle and shot at the other catapult, knocking down the three Bokoblins.
Loid hopped down as he went to meet up with Yuri who had just shot down a Bokoblin Archer as another Bokoblin came up to clobber Yuri, only for Loid to tackle him and proceeded to punch him in the face a few times. The Bokoblin kicked him off and pulled up his cleaver with malicious intent.
Loid looked at his watch and proceeded to fiddle with it, then he aimed said watch at it as it fired a tranquilizer at his neck, electrocuting the Bokoblin until it keeled over. Yuri looked at Loid in surprise but gave him a nod as they went off, taking down the rest of the Bokoblins while urging the rest to follow them.
"Whoa…" Yor whispered. I think I'm in love…
So cool! Anya's eyes sparkled with wonder.
"Geeeeeez, talk about badass!" Masaru said.
"I was thinking the same thing." Kotoko agreed.
"Hahaha! Truly he's a man with a natural talent!" Ganondorf chuckled.
I feel like I need to hear about these stories myself. Nesta thought as they followed the men, where they would clean out the rest of the camps until they made their way deep into the volcano, taking out the remaining Bokoblins as they found themselves at a drawbridge where both of them fired at the ropes to make the bridge lower.
End BGM
"Your reputation precedes you." Yuri said with a chuckle. "I don't think I'd stand a chance if I actually did try to arrest you."
Loid chuckled. "I'd give you a ten second head start."
Yuri sweatdropped. "That seems a little too generous…"
Loid turned around to see the others approach. "So, how'd we do?"
"That was amazing, papa! I'm too amazed to even fall asleep now!" Anya grinned… before she passed out on Yor's shoulders. "Zzzz…"
How can she sleep from this heat? Laura wondered while sweatdropping, then she yawned and nearly fell over, leaning against her mother to keep herself stable.
Yor giggled. "You were awesome, Loid."
Loid chuckled, rubbing the back of his head. "Eh, it's what I do."
They walked across the bridge and entered a room, where Eldin emerged from the lava. "Ho! Was it you that freed me?"
"You were trapped?" Zelda asked.
"Indeed, I was! For some reason, I couldn't get out of this room. A shame, really… I wanted to get out, smell the flowers… go say hi to Faron and Lanayru… but alas, I was trapped in here. Ironic given I'm a dragon…"
"Right, about Lanayru… he's dead." Zelda responded.
"Lanayru's dead?! Oh me oh my! I wondered why he hasn't responded to my messages lately…" Eldin mused. "Right, I must go to Lanayru Desert right away and mourn for my fallen friend. Might have to drag Faron with me. She tends to be a little bitchy, ya know!"
"Language." Laxus said, motioning his head to the kids.
"Oh! …Eh, they're asleep. They probably won't hear a thing." Eldin shrugged.
You'd be surprised. Zapple thought.
"...However, before we go, I sense great power from the two of you." He said, referring to Ganondorf and Zelda. "Given how you have the Triforce of Power… and you may not have the Triforce of Wisdom, but it still radiates from you… I suspect that the Trials of the Triforce are Hylia's trump card… I think she called it that."
Eldin chuckled. "Anywho, allow me to give you my part of the song… and then we'll head off to Lanayru. I wish to see him one last time."
Lanayru Desert - Weiss, Oran, the Ultimates, Kokoro, Link, Groose, Cia, Mavis, Mira, Whitley, Ling, Ravio
"Mmmm… are we close…?" Kokoro asked with a yawn, making sure she was next to Whitley and Ling to keep herself steady.
"We should be." Weiss said, piggybacking Oran who was sound asleep.
"Aww, he looks so cute asleep…" Kirumi smiled, gently ruffling Oran's head.
"Oh! I'm seeing something up ahead." Groose said as they approached the remains of Lanayru.
"...If I'm not mistaken, this is Lanayru." Shuichi said.
"Soooo, any way to revive him?" Kokichi asked.
"There should be a Timeshift stone nearby…" Cia said as Maki turned her head to see one as she walked over and kicked it, activating it… only to stop just a few feet from Lanayru.
"Seriously? Talk about a cock tease…" Maki mumbled.
"Hmm… ah!" Mira proceeded to dig it up and pulled it up high, then she walked over and placed it down in front of Lanayru, which revived him.
BGM: Dragon Theme (The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword)
"Hmm? Oh… hello there…" Lanayru greeted as he coughed. "Pleasure to see you…"
"You're not feeling too well, are you?" Weiss asked.
"Unfortunately, no… I caught some illness. Fret not, I should be right as rain within a few days."
"No… no you won't." Cia said. "This illness kills you…" She said it softly with a hint of sadness.
Mavis approached the dragon as Ling accompanied her, pulling out a few flowers. "Let me restore you." She said, placing her hand on Lanaryu's belly as an aura wrapped around him as Ling used her own semblance to help him heal.
"Mmmm… MMMMMMM!" Lanayru perked up. "Whatever you are doing, I feel fantastic! Keep doing it!" He said as they kept at it, until Lanayru suddenly shot up into the sky. "Hoooooo baby! I feel like my old self again!"
Mavis smiled, backing away. "You're welcome."
"Here, I've been saving this for an occasion! Here's this for my gratitude!" He said, tossing Link the Hylian Shield as he caught a hold of it.
"...Well then!" Link smiled.
"Now um… can you bring Lanayru Fields back to its proper form?" Cia asked.
"Hmm? What for? It's nothing but flowers and sunshine! …Well, okay, it's the middle of the night, but still."
"...I'll be right back." Weiss said as she walked off, disappearing from view… and then came back and showed Lanayru her scroll.
"Goodness me! Lanayru Fields turned into a desert?!" He asked. "...My my my, you get some food poisoning and suddenly the whole world gets turned upside down!" He said as he conjured up magic in his hands and launched it high into the air. "Lanayru Desert… NO MORE!"
Cia smiled. "You're welcome, sis…"
Meanwhile, in the future…
Urbosa stood in front of Gerudo Town with a few Gerudo soldiers behind her. Her hands crackled with electricity as a Molduga came charging toward her.
Suddenly, the sky lit up and proceeded to fire a beam of light into the desert, unleashing a tidal wave of light heading for them.
"Huh?" Urbosa wondered as they were quickly bathed in the light, forcing them to shield their eyes.
When the light disappeared, they would see that the sand had disappeared, and was replaced by lush green fields, palm trees rose up from the ground as fresh water lakes appeared all around Gerudo Desert… or more like… Gerudo Tropics.
However, there were some large sandy patches throughout the Gerudo Fieldlands that had some cacti growing out of it with some Voltfruits.
BGM: Pokemon Center (Pokemon Sun/Moon)
"What in the name of Hylia just happened…?" Urbosa wondered as a calm gentle wind blew through them.
"Chieftain, Vah Naboris!" A Gerudo said as Urbosa turned to see Vah Naboris had grass and flowers growing out of it.
"Gerudo Desert… turned into a tropical paradise?"
End BGM
They heard a roar as they turned to see Molduga, now colored green and wild flowers on his back started moving toward them. Urbosa got in a fighting stance.
"I don't know what happened, but we must not let down our guards!" Urbosa declared as she launched herself toward the Tropical Molduga.
Back in the past…
"It is done." Lanayru said as the vast desert landscape has turned into a lush scenery.
"Beautiful!" Ravio praised.
"...I could take a vacation in this." Weiss said.
"Now then! What can I do for you all?" Lanayru asked.
"We were wondering if you could lend us a part of the song for the Trials of the Triforce." Mira said.
"Trials of the Triforce? Goodness, that must mean Hylia's backup plan must be in effect. Okay! First, let me-"
"Lanaaayruuuuu!" A voice called out as he turned to see Eldin approaching with everyone on his back.
"Eldin!" Lanayru greeted as Eldin landed on the ground as everyone hopped off.
"You look fine to me. I've been told that you were dead!"
"You're welcome~!" Cia smiled as Ganondorf looked on in awe. His eyes widened as he walked forward, not saying a word.
"The wind…" He whispered as he closed his eyes, a grateful tear escaping his cheek. "...It's… it's gentle."
A portal opened up as Lana walked in with the others. "Hi hi! We got the paaaaaar-... what in the WORLD?!" Lana yelled, seeing Lanayru Desert no more.
"You're welcome! Mavis and Ling got him up and running!" Cia smiled as Lana looked on, tears swelled in her eyes as she fell on her knees.
"It's beautiful… just as how I remembered it being!" She said, laughing with happy tears running down her face.
"...This place must continue to thrive." Ganondorf said as he turned around. "We must stop Demise."
Yoshi suggested to me that we actually have a boss battle with Faron given how much of a bitch she is, and Lana ought to fight her. I couldn't resist, honestly... it was deserved.
Ibuki: Agreed!
Deadpool: Soooo, James Bond and Spy x Family crossover when?