a/n:
have had this one stuck in my head for A While! i can't believe i'm actually gonna write it out...
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Chapter 1: Pilot
WANTED: Kaitou KID!
OBJECTIVE: A Haunted Treasure Hunt!
For more information please contact The Detective Boys, XOXO
(P.S. we'll give you 500 yen if you accept!)
(P.P.S. bring your own snacks!)
Kaito rethinks all the life choices that led him here to this precise moment in time as he tears to pieces the stupid announcement in the stupid newspaper that he oh so stupidly decided to read—who even reads newspapers anymore? what are these, the 90's?
And then rises to his feet in an explosion of crumpled paper pieces gently falling all around him like confetti at a party, or at a funeral; either or.
Aoko glances up from her binge-worthy web-novel to grace him with 0.2 seconds of her attention. "Where you goin'?"
"To either get ice cream or commit a felony with a bunch of unruly third-graders." Kaito answers truthfully. "I'll decide on the way."
"M'kay, have fun!"