[Author's Note: This was based off the notion of people rushing to make Kamen Rider fanfics for shows that aren't even out yet, much like Game of Zi-Os, but here, for a show that only had its trademark.]

"Dragons, Khaleesi, they can never be tamed." Jorah's warning helped snap Daenerys out of her fear-induced stupor as she watched her children fly off.

"… How are the preparations for Meereen?" Daenerys decided to change the topic. Eventually her dragons will return.

"They'll be ready to march as soon as the commanders are ready. Speaking of which, someone wishes a word with you. He claims to be a peculiar sellsword who wishes to lend aid." Jorah said.

"They all have their price." Daenerys rolled her eyes, not even bothering to get up.

"He's willing to work for free." Jorah's words caused silence before he shrugged. "Either he's the stupidest man in the land or he's heard of your liberation of the slaves and wants to help."

"Bring him to me. We shall see what sort of man he is." Daenerys declared.

A half hour passed before Jorah, along with Grey Worm (who had won a bet with Daario to decide which among them would ride with Daenerys at the front), arrived with a third person, a man wearing what seemed to be strangely dyed peasant clothes.

Daenerys had seen enough conflict (and even the carcass of a lamb recently) to know that the red on his shirt was not blood or that the design of the dragon on it did not match the ones that she had, looking more bipedal with large wings and what seemed to be a fire on the end of its tail. Then there were his pants. They were a ratty and torn shade of blue and white, yet the tears were so precise at the knees that these were done on purpose, as though it was some sort of fashion statement.

"You do not look like a sellsword. Tell me, what is your name?" Daenerys asked him.

"My name is Ash Nable. And I may not look it, but I'm what you call a Kamen Rider!" Ash dramatically posed with his arm stretched out to one side of his body, only to be met with silence.

"A common… rider?" Jorah looked around. "I didn't see you with a horse and you don't seem that common."

"No, no, Kamen Rider. You guys watch it?" Another pause. "… Look, point is, I'm here to help free the slaves because I'm not gonna be like all those other Isekai protagonists and buy a slave first chance I get."

"Um… Good for you?" Daenerys raised an eyebrow and gave a rather bemused look. If this was some assassin trying to get close to her to deliver a stab, he's doing a piss poor job at setting up the distraction.

"Yeah! I'll lend the powers of Kamen Rider Gotchard to your aid in both Essos and Westeros!" As he said that, Daenerys' eyes beamed.

"Is that so? Tell me. Who is this… Gotchard?" As Daenerys asked that, Ash paused…

"Um… Well… Erm…" Ash stammered.

"The queen asked you a question." Grey Worm said.

"Well, that's the thing… I… don't know." Ash shrugged.

"… You don't even know the powers of this supposed Common Rider you have." Jorah said.

"Kamen Rider! And… Um… There's rumors that he's based off constellations? Or Gacha?" Ash said.

"What's a Gacha?" Grey Worm asked.

"They're these things you put money into and you pull stuff out of, sometimes they're stuff like jpgs of waifus and-" Ash tried to explain, only for Daenerys to raise her eyebrow.

"Waifus?"

"Well, that's what you are until the whole mad queen thing." As Ash waved his hand to her, Daenerys' jaw dropped almost out of dumbfoundedness.

"M-mad Queen!? What the hell are you talking about!?" Daenerys asked.

"Wait, we're not in Westeros yet, are we?" Ash asked.

"… This is Essos." Jorah groaned. Just then, Daenerys noticed her three dragons returned, bathed in the blood of the lamb they had fought over.

"Ash, Gotchard, whatever you wish to be called, I will ask you these two simple questions." She asked as they landed. "The first: Explain to me what you mean by Mad Queen."

"Oh, yeah, that. Well, the writers screwed the pooch hard and made you this crazy person that blew up King's Landing with a dragon…" Ash said.

"Who are these writers?" Jorah asked.

"Well, I guess you can call them your Gods, like… higher than whatever you all worship. They control over your destinies in a way," as Ash was saying this, Jorah looked over to Grey Worm and blankly stared at him, shaking his head in the direction of Ash, ", and decide who lives and dies."

"… And… do you have any proof of Gotchard's powers?" Daenerys asked.

"… Um… If my phone had a connection here, I could show you the trademark. That's… literally the only proof of Gotchard ever existing." Ash said.

"So, you're just some random, normal person with strange clothes and even stranger tongues." Daenerys asked him.

"… Yeah." Ash hung his head in sorrow as Drogon approached her. Daenerys sighed.

"… Dracarys, but like, a very mild Dracarys." Daenerys commanded as Drogon spat out a flame that narrowly missed Ash, only setting his shirt on fire.

"OH SHIT!" Ash took off his shirt and threw it on the ground before stomping on it. "THIS SHIRT COSTED ME FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS!"

"The next one will be at your pants if you do not leave. Until you show me proof of this Gotchard's power, do not show your face near me or my army again." The Mother of Dragons declared.

"Fine! But I will be back!" Ash said as he ran away.

"If he had any advice though on those monsters that suddenly invaded the North, then we could have considered his aid." Jorah said.

"That's right. You said something about them overtaking a large portion of the North, correct?" Grey Worm asked.

"Indeed. Intel around the North had slowed since their invasion. Not sure if Winter had come already…" Jorah shook his head, recalling the legend of the White Walkers… Yet, the descriptions of them were the direct opposite: small, scrawny, and black with yellow eyes. The only similarities were that they turned humans into their kind.

"We shall take it all the same. In time, my dragons will be tamed. I will promise you that…" Daenerys petted Drogon on the head.

As the trio departed to get their Unsullied army going, Daenerys thought about Ash, the boy who wished to be Kamen Rider Gotchard. In the end, he got charred.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

"Did you two hear that?" Daenerys asked Grey Worm and Jorah.