Episode 1: Messy Text
Host: Hello viewers! After seeing so many peeps do competition shows in this dimension I decided to host my own! I placed an ad online for players all over Kalos to join The Battle for kalos! To win the title of best Kalos pokemon PLUS a 50 dollar gift card.
Host: Let's present them! Fennekin, Froakie and Chespin!
Fennekin: Hello everyone! Nice to meet you!
Chespin: N-nice to meet you t-too... (blushes)
Froakie: Psst she's hot right?
Chespin: W-w-what? Oh um...
Host: We also have Furfrou, Fletchling and Bunnelby!
Furfrou: This is my competition so far? Psh you might as well just hand me the gift card already!
Fletching: Dont get too confident there... we can put up a fight! (Winks)
Furfrou: Psh, we'll see...
Bunnelby: Heh that was awkward right guys?
Froakie: Who are you?
Host: Here is Espurr, Skrelp and Scatterbug!
Scatterbug: I'll become stronger soon, you'll all see!
Skrelp: I assure you all, I'll excell on whichever team i am on!
Espurr said nothing and just walked towards the players.
Host: Swirlix, Pancham and Litleo!
Swirlix: I love food! Does anyone have some! :p
Pancham: I'm ready to compete everyone!
Fletchling: Excited to see what you'll bring to the table!
Litleo: I'm a small cub, but one day I'll be alpha of my own pride! (Does small roar)
Host: Spritzee, Inkay and Flabebe!
Spritzee: I hope you all are ready to look fashionable on TV because I know I sure as heck am!
Inkay: everyone hi um oh..
Scatterbug: Huh? Why does he talk like that?
Skrelp: Dyslexia
Scatterbug: Oh...
Flabebe: ... (Looks timid)
Chespin: Can relate...
Host: Honedge, Binacle and Skiddo!
Skiddo: Hey everyone! Let's be friends!
Binacle: I hate you!
Skiddo: wahhh?! Why would you hate me?
Binacle: Not you idiot, my brother!
Binacle: Well I hate you more!
(The two arms began pathetically slapping eacother)
Honedge said nothing and just levitated towards the cast
Host: The silent type huh Honedge, I can respect that!
Honedge: ...
Host: Well everyone we're almost done Let's introduce Helioptile, Clauncher and Diance!
Helioptile: Yay! I'm accepted into the show, awesome!
Clauncher: Whatever... I know I'll get far cause I'm very strong
Diance: Hello everyone glad to meet all of-
Carbink: Princess please wait up! You know how dangerous these commonwealth pokemon can be! You could get hurt!
Diance: Oh calm down Carbink... I'm sure it's nothing
Host: Here is Hawlucha, Goomy and Klefki and Bergmite!
Hawlucha: Hehe Hola, I'm ready to have a good game! (Latin accent)
Goomy: New friends? Yay!
Klefki: Yas! This fudging game looks so flipping cool! I'm ready to kick all of y'alls butts!
Bergmite: When I saw the prize was money I knew I needed to sign up! I could maybe finally pay for some phone data! My parents grounded me and took it away...
Host: We are near the final batch! Here is Yveltal, Volcanion, Hoppa and Sylveon!
Yveltal: How did I even get here?
Volcanion: I don't know.
Hoopa: Well while we are at it, we might as well have fun!
Sylveon: I'm ready to do business with all of you :J
Host: The final batch is Dedenne, Phantump, Pumpkaboo, Tyrunt and Amaura!
Dedenne: Yay! Bet this game will be fun!
Phantump: Hello...
Pumpkaboo: (smiles)
Amaura: wow a lot of pokemon I've never seen before, Hello there my name is Amaura nice to meet all of you!
Helioptile: Wait uhhhh weren't fossil pokemon supposed to be extinct?
Amaura: Huh what does that mean?
Skrelp: A long time ago, an asteroid hit the planet ending the lives of all fossil pokemon as we know it... so you two are supposed to be dead but... now are alive
Tyrunt: Heh cool
Amaura: Hey! Not cool! And also weren't you that rude Tyrunt from around my moms territory
Tyrunt: No, that was another Tyrunt
Amaura: Oh okay :3
Tyrunt looks at the fourth wall and raises an eyebrow.
Host: as all of you know.. you all been brought here to do challenges all over Kalos... every episode YOU players will NOT vote on who stays or not...
Gasps!
Host: But rather the viewers will be deciding your fates in the game! Speaking of fates... the episode is about to end! So I'll quickly separate you all into teams that fit where your species is from
(3 teams are made)
Team Central has Fennekin, Furfrou, Espurr, Swirlix, Spritzee, Honedge, Helioptile, Hawlucha, Klefki, Hoppa and Yveltal
Team Coastal has Froakie, Fletchling, Skrelp, Pancham, Inkay, Binacle, Clauncher, Goomy, Bergmite, Noibat, Volcanion and Dedenne
And finally Team Mountain has Chespin, Bunnelby, Scatterbug, Litleo, Flabebe, Skiddo, Tyrunt, Carbink, Diance, Amaura, Phantump and Pumpkaboo!
Fennekin: These teams are very big...
Skrelp: Not to mention some of these are pretty inaccurate...
Host: We are on Kiloude City... and we need to kill some dead weight soo...Team Central is UFE
Furfrou: What?! But we didn't even get to do anything
Host: Cope, let's see the votes...
Helioptile: How did the viewers vote that fast...
Host: Cause they're cool... anyway.. Nice, 1 player evolved and that is Scatterbug
Spewpa: Wow that was faster than I expected!
Spritzee: They're not even on our team!
Host: The player that's out first is...
(Pause)
Klefki: Uhhh host?
Host:... Sylveon has has eliminated...
Sylveon: Wait what?! Why did I do wrong! (Pops out)
Swirlix: Where did she go?
Host: Lumiose Tower... that's where all eliminated players will go... mk I'll decide which team is now up for elimination...
Froakie: Another one?
Tyrunt: We haven't even done anything yet!
Host: You all will eventually so Team Coastal UFE, choose 6 to save and 1 to eliminate...
Saving a pokemon gives them better chances to evolve... that's all for today!
(Sylveons Audition Tape: I am an expert accountant and business woman! I assure you that my experience in math and strategic money laundr- I mean strategic plays will get me far in the game! Can't wait to see what new business partners I can reel in?)