OT: The spooky season is coming up!
Vespera: What?
OT: Me realizing that you people don't know about Halloween. WAIT A SEC!
Gisela: And now we are going to react to Halloween. That's my theory.
OT: "AND NOT JUST ANY THEORY! A FILM THEORY!"
Brant: Wait, we are a film?
OT: Did I say that?
Brant: No, but…
OT: Then zip it. Today I feel like everyone should experience Halloween. First up, COSTUMES!
Umber: Uh oh.
OT: Let me just steal…I MEANT buy some costumes. DON'T GO COMPLETELY INSANE, OR ELSE WE WILL HAVE A REPEAT OF NEVERSEEN SHIPS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT! See ya!
Gethen: …so.
Ruy: Go insane?
Alvar: Errr well she said not to…
Umber: YES!
Trix: WHO WANTS SOME MALLOWMELT!?
1 hour later…
OT: I'm…WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!
Ruy: Nothing…
OT: THIS PLACE IS A MESS! THAT'S IT! I WAS GONNA SAY THAT YOU COULD HAVE A CHOICE OF WHETHER OR NOT YOU WANT A COSTUME, BUT APPARENTLY YOU ALL GET ONE BECAUSE OF YOUR BEHAVIOR!
Ruy: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
*everyone automatically wears costumes*
OT: Alrighty then! Comments, questions, or concerns. Anyone?
Gisela: I'm…a cat?
OT: Black cat actually. A true symbol of Halloween. Black cats are also known for bad luck.
Gisela: Well yay!
Fintan: This just looks wrong.
OT: Wait a sec…Fintan I forgot a very important part of your costume. Here are the teeth.
Fintan: Why do I…
OT: You're a vampire. The things that like to drink human blood and can turn into bats and stuff.
Fintan: So Vespera?
OT: WAIT WHAT!? YOU DRINK HUMAN BLOOD!?
Vespera: It was only one time. Also, what is with this hat?
OT: You're a witch. Again, a true Halloween icon.
Gisela: Fun fact, the witch legends came from Vespera! People would see a woman with pale skin making potions and giving it to people, but actually it was just Vespera experimenting on humans.
OT: You learn something new everyday.
Brant: Let me guess, I'm a pile of bones.
OT: Nope! A skeleton!
Brant: SAME THING!
Fintan: It actually isn't, skeletons are just bones arranged in a certain form or pattern to create a shape. You currently are a human skeleton.
OT: And elf.
Gisela: No just human. Elven skeletons don't look like that.
OT: THEY DON'T!?
Gisela: Yeah! We have an extra left toe.
OT: YOU DO!?
Vespera: She's only joking. We have the same skeleton as humans.
OT: I was worried there for a sec.
Gethen: WHAT THE HECK! WHAT AM I!?
OT: A knight.
Gethen: Well you have your history messed up.
OT: Maybe I do.
Ruy: You still look very handsome, Sir Gethen.
Gethen: ALVAR! CONTROL YOUR BOYFRIEND!
Alvar: Yeah sure. Also, why am I a ghost?
OT: You are a Vanisher. Duh.
Alvar: I'M A GHOST! NOW YOU SEE ME…
*vanishes*
Invisible Alvar: …AND NOW YOU DON'T!
Ruy: Well I look like a potato.
Alvar: A very cute potato.
Ruy: Awwwww!
OT: You're a zombie.
Ruy: Zombies don't exist.
OT: …they do. BUT I'M NOT BREAKING THE 4TH WALL! YOU HAVE TO WAIT A BIT LONGER!
Umber: What am I?
OT: A spawn of Satan.
Umber: I feel so loved right now.
Trix: And me?
OT: The embodiment of God.
Trix: Oooo! Cool!
OT: Yeah, you two are basically the Devil and an angel. Now for my costume!
*gets into a giant blow up suit of the Duolingo owl*
Gethen: WHAT THE (curses)
OT: Like it?
Umber: Please switch it up. That thing is gonna give me nightmares.
OT: You guys are no fun!
*gets into a Neverseen uniform and cloak*
OT: Comments?
Everyone: YOU LOOK LIKE US!
OT: That was the point.
Vespera: We look ridiculous.
OT: IT'S FOR YOU TO SUFFER!
Ruy: But why?
OT: BECAUSE YOU DESERVED IT!
Gisela: I feel so loved right now.