"Talk"

'Thought'

「Kumagawa Misogi」

【Deadpool Evil Voice】

"[100-Gun Skills~]"

In an open field, a public park, Ajimu Najimi, aka Anshin'in-San, could be seen pulling out her hand and aiming it at the sky as if it were a gun, somewhat combining [Growing Animal: Morph one's body into a gun skill] and [Safety Tube: Human Cannonball Skill] together to make this possible. Once she felt all ready and prepared, she looked behind herself to see Kumagawa Misogi and Deadpool, who was currently holding down a tied up Punisher, who struggled to get out of his bindings and ropes.

"Ok, I'm ready~"

Once Anshin'in-San was armed and ready to shoot things, the two madmen did what needed to be done; the Merc With A Mouth forced the Punisher to keep his mouth open, while the Good Loser reached in and pulled out a tooth, which made the anti-hero wince. Once he pulled it out, he quickly threw it high into the air. The Non-Equal then shot it out of the air with perfect accuracy using her finger gun.

"So Kuma-Dude, can I ask you a question?"

Deadpool decided to casually talk to the Minus, who just pulled out another tooth from the Punisher and threw it away, this time Ajimu shot it with a spit bullet from her mouth.

"「You already did, DP-Sama」"

"Smartass."

Kumagawa stuck his teasing tongue out, which made Deadpool chuckle; this time he pulled off a finger from the Punisher, and threw it at Najimi, who responded by using some kind of 'Bullet Vision' to shoot it back.

"But anyway, I gotta ask, when do you plan to bang her? You can't deny that piece of ass now can you?"

Despite how blunt and somewhat vulgar Deadpool was being, he still spoke in a curious and calm tone, though it still managed to make the Crawling Chaos blush slightly in embarrassment, which nearly made him messed up in ripping and throwing the Punisher's toes, as the Neutral Woman shot them all down with a paper gun she had folded up.

"「I-I'm taking it slow, we're just barely dating after all, it's better to not rush things for now…」"

Kumagawa spoke softly and shyly, this time he removed the Punisher's finger nails and threw them all up in the air at once. The Non-Equal used a real gun this time and shot them all down without missing.

"Well you shouldn't wait too long, as someone who has experiences with women, and probably killed a few, they don't like to be kept waiting."

Deadpool decided to give the Nightmare Kafka, who had thrown some Punisher teeth which got shot down with dual pistols by Ajimu, some of his personal advice on what he knew from his own past

"「Isn't Death still waiting for you to die permanently, so that you two can be together forever?」"

Kumagawa looked at the red-black assassin with a raised eyebrow; he suddenly started getting bloodier by ripping off the Punisher's ear and letting it get shot down into the air by Najimi's bow and arrow.

"Ah, touché, can't wait to see her again, hm."

'【Maybe if you finish your mission faster, you'll be able to see her sooner】'

Deadpool couldn't help but let out a sigh at the thought of seeing his lovely Death again, all the while also ignoring his evil voice and his murderous suicidal thoughts. Misogi cut off the other Punisher's ear and let it get shot by Anshin-In-San's crossbow.

"「I might not be as experienced in being with the ladies like you, but I do know how to be with an immortal god who lived longer than the big bang, and I can tell you this, while they could get bored in waiting, they'll still wait, they're patient like that」"

Kumagawa shared his own personal experiences with the talking mercenary, something he couldn't help but nod and relate to, by the way, the Punisher's tongue was next and it got shot to bits by the Non-Equal's machine gun.

"「However, I don't plan to make her wait for another big bang event, I'm not that inconsiderate, but like i said, just taking it slow and steady」"

Though Kumagawa still agreed with DP-Sama in the end, even if he didn't want to rush things, he didn't plan to wait forever, that was one thing he was sure of, just like how he was sure to use the Punisher's eyeball as the next target for the neutral woman's shotgun.

"Well, either way, can't wait for you to lose your V-Card, I'm sure you'll enjoy it~"

Deadpool gave him a reassuring yet playful pat on the back, which caused his Kuma-Dude to smile at him as he threw the Punisher's nose, only to be blasted away by a sniper round from Ajimu.

"「To bad I won't be a wizard after I do~…」"

Kumagawa couldn't help but wear a depressed smile on his face, all the while grabbing onto the Punisher's face and attempting to start ripping it off.

"Wait a minute, is that why Dr. Strange is able to use his magic?"

Deadpool decided to help Misogi with this part, pulling out his knife and carefully starting to cut off the face of the Punisher, who grunted and growled in pain.

"Hey! No Spoilers!"

Anshin'in-San glares at the two, holding a large gatling gun ready in her hands and letting the multi-barreled weapon start spinning, this startles them and the Good Loser quickly throws the Punisher's face into the air, allowing her to start blasting away with hundreds of thousands of bullets, ripping the piece of skin into shreds.

"She's scary when she's mad…"

"「It is… But it sometimes makes her more attractive when she is~」"

Despite being yelled at by Najimi, Kumagawa couldn't help but wear a somewhat pleased and smiling expression; Deadpool just patted his back and nodded in agreement.

"This is boring now, let's do something else."

Anshin'in-San sighed as she dropped her gun on the ground and looked at them again with a bored and unamused expression.

"「Aye, of course, let me think of something」"

Kumagawa left the Punisher alone and pulled out a map, wearing a thinking expression as he looked through it.

"We haven't killed a female Marvel character yet, at least for our readers to see, I have some ideas if you wanna hear them~"

Deadpool drops the faceless and horribly brutalized Punisher to the ground, as he starts to talk with his Minus and Non-Equal friends, as the three start to talk and plan out what to do next, the anti-hero, despite his critical condition and pain, is still willing to move, despite it all, slowly crawling and trying to reach his fingerless hands to the guns and weapons that were dropped on the floor, hoping to do something, anything, to these monsters that did this to him, and will most likely do to others. Unfortunately, as soon as he actually touches the weapon, loud coughing and choking sounds can be heard, which makes the Punisher look up and see what's going on.

"God, having nukes stuck in your throat is always the worst type of feeling."

Anshin'in-San, after a bit of loud and extremely dramatic gagging sounds, managed to spit out a gigantic atomic nuclear warhead, letting it drop to the ground. The Punisher noticed that it had a countdown of 5 seconds.

"Woah, I heard of frogs, but never nukes!~"

"「You always do the weirdest things when you're bored, Anshin'in-San」"

"Hehe~"

However, despite literally being right next to a countdown bomb, Deadpool, Kumagawa and Anshin'in-San continue to talk and hang around each other as if the nuke wasn't going to hit zero, which it did; the Punisher just laid his head down on the ground and sighed in defeat.

'Hopefully someone strong enough will take down these demons…'

BOOM

I wonder what Street Level character from Marvel would actually put up a fight against these three characters, hm?~

(BTW Ajimu Najimi Used 500,101 out of 12,858,051,967,633,863 Skills)