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Heading Out

After Cartman recovers from the kick to the groin, courtesy of Kyle; the boys head up to Emma's room to talk to her about what to do next. When they enter, they see Emma outside on her balcony with a distraught look on her face. The boys open the sliding door leading out onto it and stand next to her.

"Hey, Ms. Jaunt." said Stan.

"Something wrong?" asked Kyle. Emma lets out a sigh of frustration.

"I feel like we're shipwrecked." said Emma. "Am I going to end up in some dead fan's stomach?"

"Maybe not a fan; maybe some other zombie." said Cartman.

"Cartman!" said Kenny.

"What?" replied Cartman.

"You won't let that happen, will you?" asked Emma.

"We don't have a reason to." said Stan.

"We're thinking of trying to contact the authorities." said Kyle.

"Sam doesn't trust them." replied Emma.

"His problem; not ours." said Cartman.

"Besides, we want to go home." said Stan.

"Yeah, with all the cool stuff closed because of all the zombie bullshit, there's no real reason for us to stay here." said Cartman.

"We all want to leave." said Emma. "You wouldn't believe what we had to pay to get on that plane."

"How much?" asked Stan.

"One hundred, fifty thousand dollars." replied Emma.

"Damn, dude." said Kyle. Emma begins pacing around.

"We're stuck here." said Emma.

"You're just going to give up?" asked Stan.

"You can't just jump in a car and go." said Emma. "The roads are all blocked. I saw videos of cars getting swarmed. You might as well put wheels on a coffin."

"So, we won't use cars." said Kenny.

"There's millions of those things out there just waiting to sink their teeth into us." said Emma. "Face it, we'd need a helicopter to get out, and everyone who has one has %#& ed off in it."

"Sounds tough." said Kenny.

"Was there an evacuation center around here?" asked Kyle. Emma was silent for a few seconds.

"We were supposed to report to the Halperin Hotel if Robert hadn't made...other arrangements." said Emma.

"Sorry about Robert." said Kyle.

"Our marriage was just PR, okay?" replied Emma. "You know, it was his fault our plane was shot down."

"What happened?" asked Kenny.

"The idiot bribed a soldier to let us through." said Emma. "On our way to the plane, I saw a soldier scan someone, probably to make sure they weren't infected. Robert, Michael and I weren't examined. If we were, it would have been found out that Robert was infected, and he would not have been allowed to board that plane. When we were in the air, a girl went up to Robert and wanted to have a selfie with him, but by then, he became one of them and bit that girl and she became infected. Our plane was then shot down soon after."

"Man, Robert's a dick." said Kyle.

"Agreed." replied Emma.

"So, we'll run to the hotel and hopefully we'll be able to contact the authorities so they can get us the hell out of Hell-A." said Stan. He turned towards Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny. "Let's go, guys." They walked towards the balcony door.

"Hey." said Emma, stopping them. "Don't forget your...friends if you do find a way out."

"We won't." said Stan. They turned and went back into Emma's bedroom and walked out the bedroom door.

"So, we have a plan?" asked Kenny.

"Yeah; we go to the evacuation center at this Halperin Hotel place and see if there's a way to reach the authorities and tell them about your immunity." said Stan.

"But what if they want to dissect him like Sam said they might?" asked Kyle.

"We'll cross that bridge when we get to it; but we should check it out anyway; there might be some useful stuff like weapons there we can use." said Stan.

"I guess it's worth a shot." said Kyle.

"Let's get going." said Stan. The boys head downstairs to the front doors and try and exit through them, only to find that they were locked.

"Hey! How do we get these doors open?" asked Cartman.

"Michael has the keys. He's in the game room right now." said Ronnie who was sitting nearby.

"Thanks, dude." said Stan. The boys head down to the game room and soon find Michael standing near some back doors.

"Hey." said Kyle. "We're heading for the evacuation site at the Halperin Hotel. Hopefully there's a way to contact the authorites."

"Yes, yes, err good, good. Exactly what I was going to tell you to do." said Michael.

"Sure, dude." said Stan as he does an eyeroll.

"All part of my survival plan." said Michael.

"Sending a bunch of kids through zombie-infested streets to a place that could be overrun with more zombies is your survival plan?" asked Kenny.

"Well, at least you're immune, kid." said Michael as he pulls some keys out of his pocket. "Oh, you'll need keys to get out - here."

"Thanks, dude." said Stan as he takes the keys, unlocks the doors, and walks out them with his friends.

"Just tell them that Emma Jaunt and her staff need to be evacuated immediately, OK?" Michael says out to them.

"You got it." said Kyle.

"They can land a helicopter right on the grounds! It's fine!" Michael shouts out to them.

"What a sissy." Cartman says.

"Yeah." said Kyle.

End of Chapter 9