"Can you believe it Darwin, grounded!" Gumball the blue feline yelled.
"Dude I'm not the one who drank "liquid courage"" Darwin replied.
"I only had a sip and thought it was terrible, besides I was knocked out and woke up in the forest pulled a cool sword out a-and then I-"
"Let me stop you right there dude, we both know that head of yours is too big to get you knocked out." Darwin said shaking his... body I guess.
"Dude out of all people you are the most likely to know what I mean!"
"It's not Darwin's responsibility to keep you out of trouble y'know." A voice said from behind Gumball.
It was Carrie who had her arms crossed and looked angered.
"Carrie?" Gumball said as Anais walked in.
"Yeah Gumball accountability is something you have to learn in order to grow as a person." The pink rabbit said.
"Look can't I just explain myself, you guys are putting me down lower than an anchor who eats too much." Gumball said taking a seat on his bed.
"Fine tell the "whole" story." Carrie said grabbing on to Darwin.
"Ok so, I walked through an alleyway and then this Sonic looking guy came up to me pointed out a penny which let me avoid my demise and then he tried spin attacking me which I ended up hurting him and after a few times I head butted him into a car breaking him to pieces and THEN-
Mr. Black-Cat looked at Metal, Sonic, Mega, Stuart, and... Z all with disappointment.
"I can't believe it, out of my strongest workers you failed to kill a measly thirteen year old, I am immeasurably disappointed, and my day is practically ruined!" He yelled at the five.
"Hey don't blame us, and by us I mean Me, Mega, and the chicken, blame Metal and Z, they only Tranqed him and left him in a river." Sonic the (not) Hedgehog said.
"Oh pipe down, you were disassembled by a head-butt and a car." Metal replied crossing his arms.
"Oh yeah well how abou-"
"SILENCE!" Black-Cat ordered.
"I've sent Mania and Shadow Man to track and off that blue menace, is that clear?" Black-Cat asked as his claws came out.
The two robots then nodded and replied with multiple weak yesses
"Now Z, I was least expecting you to not finish him off." Black-Cat said as Z had his stoic face still on.
"Well sir, you should've told me it was a child and should've fully read my contract knowing that I wouldn't kill anyone under eighteen." Z Said glaring down the person who had probably thought so little of him.
"Hmph, fine, you all may carry on, I have my own business to attend to." Black-Cat said as he pulled his Telemension out to the "Interviewing" Room.
"-Okay, do you guys know where I'm coming from now?" Gumball asked.
"No" "Not a clue Gumball." "Definitely not"
Gumball then felt something, a disturbance in the neighborhood.
"Penny" He mumbled.
"Wha-" Darwin was cut off by Gumball leaping out the window prepared to land on his feet, but instead he landed on his face.
"Owmf"
But he still got up and ran like Tom Hanks in that one movie.
Darwin, Carrie, and Anais all sighed and nodded chasing after him
Gumball had made it to the Fitzgerald household and heard screaming of a middle aged man.
"Gah, not a frickin minotaur!" The voice yelled
"Oh right Penny's a cool shape shifter fairy she's got this." Gumball said before hearing a strange laugh.
"H̶̹̔o̸̩͑̂ ̴̢̜͝h̷͙̖͘o̸̮̘̎̃ ̸̳͊̌h̶̢̤̽̉ö̴̝̗ ̴̟̦̏h̸̠̣̔o̷̥̜͋̍ ̷͖̈́h̸̙̤̚ö̷͙́̂ ̶̜̺̒h̶̥͙̓ò̵̧̜"
"Ok I should at least check." The cat said running and jumping over the fence seeing a shadowy man with a giant candy cane in his hands.
"Huh, ay Mania we found that chosen one the boss was talkin' bout, should we kill em'?" The shadow man asked.
Suddenly an eldritch mass of tentacles formed itself into a hedgehog that looked at Gumball and laughed.
"You're joking, You are joking right?" Mania asked.
"Okay I guess I don't know about this stuff okay now where's my girlfriend?" Gumball asked.
"Oh that one?" Shadow man "asked" mockingly as he pointed to Penny on the floor knocked out.
"Penny!" Gumball yelled as he approached her body.
"She's not dead, yet." Mania the hedgehog snickered.
As Gumball's back was turned Mania's face morphed into beige tentacles and then sharpened themselves prepared to stab the blue cat.
The shadow meanwhile pointed his candy cane like a shotgun.
"You'll be needin' anotha use for that neck." He whispered imitating an Aussie bloke.
"Hero, behind you!" That same voice yelled in Gumball's head.
He turned around and summoned the sword as the "Hedgehog's face" tentacles charged.
Suddenly salt flew at them and made them sizzle causing an unholy screech of pain.
"A̶̝̪͗̓h̸̛̳̒ ̶̻̚s̶̲̽h̵̛̰i̸̡̖͂̚ẗ̷̨̰,̵̖̏ ̸̧̏̾I̸̠̋͝ ̸͓̺̈́͘c̸͔̖̾á̵̟ñ̷̢'̶̰̕ṭ̷̮̈́ ̵͙̋b̷̛͙̻͛ȩ̴̦͝ḷ̵͝i̵͇͛v̶͎͆e̶̜̮̎ ̴̞͖̈́y̷̨̛͂o̶̢̎̈́ú̷̝̚!" It screamed trans morphing back to normal.
Gumball looked seeing Darwin and Carrie standing on the steps.
"Darwin, Carrie!- wait where's-"
Gumball then heard Shadow-Man yell in pain.
"Ow." He said as Anais brushed her shoulder off.
"Anais!" Gumball yelled hugging his sister.
"Yeah yeah, looks like you were-" Anais stopped seeing the sword and looking mesmerized, same with the fish and ghost.
"What, oh, did you see this?" Gumball said smugly.
He then taunted by moving the sword slowly getting some oohs and ahhs from the other three.
"*Grr* You stupid "hero", I'll, I'll, I ' L L-"
Mania was stopped by Gumball screaming by falling through a portal and screaming waking the fairy up.
"Mwe hee hee." The shadow said with a happy face holding a device.
"Gumball?" Penny asked as the portal closed and Darwin charged at the shadow.
Just then another portal opened in front of the fish making the ghost and fairy grab him before they were all sucked in as well.
"Guys!" Anais yelled as she heard someone stepping on the grass behind her.
"H-hello?" She asked seeing the cloaked Black-cat.
He then drew his sword, which was a katana, and slashed the pink rabbit across her mid-section launching her to the minions, leaving a purple burn and having it crystalize slowly across her body, restricting her movements as the crystals spread across her body.
As she tried moving her vision started to turn purple making her scream for help... before being completely crystalized.
"Good, good, well done you two." Mr. Black-cat said.
"Well thank ya sir, and it looks like those four have some fallin' to do." Shadow-man said as Mania Chuckled.
The three villains then walked into another portal dragging the rabbit's crystalized body with them as a keepsake.
"Y'know I think she'll do nice with the rainbow buffoon, Shadow-man said twirling his candy cane.
"Hm, perhaps I could do that." Black-cat said.