"Enough of you Ronald McDonald and the McDonald jokes. You won't live to be in this tale anymore!!!" Remarked Summer.
We kind of start seeing Ronald McDonald plotting to avenge Barbie that fashionista menace, who forced him to have one arm! The final battle was a final battle against two forces: pink and McDonald's. No universes coinciding anymore was Summer's goal here in her world. None of Ronald can hurt any part of Gavin's if he is defeated in what we will call, "The BATTLE OF THE SOULS." YET AGAIN, Summer knew what happened to Barbie probably when she disappeared. She just doesn't want to reiterate her thoughts. She needs to engage in "The BATTLE OF THE SOULS."
Of course, everyone knows in the story that the Barbie who hurt him disappeared, except Ronald who won't heed the agents. That constrains him into plan 2 where he is commanded by his plan to preserve the president in ice Star Wars way as a hostage until Barbie cracks. It was fun in the plan to bully civilians in New York. Lighting New York on fire until Barbie appears was a diversion until he is gratified. Gratification was his last everything he thought while flying around in aircraft. Summer dueled him in that aircraft to battle to the death...jk she just plants him in another universe where the world is going through a zombie apocalypse. Ronald never showed his face again because he can't jump universes like the all powerful Summer.
At Ronald's expense, scorn engendered at his continual existence lacking the principals of power. He wasn't able to foster his chakaras to beget the hand signs while chanting "The BATTLE OF THE SOULS," "The BATTLE OF THE SOULS," "The BATTLE OF THE SOULS." Discourse, Discourse, incapacitated their hearts to adhering to resolute fundamentalist beliefs of the Ronald McDonald headquarters. These phenomenal hearts for instance do stray into the intricacies of resoluteness established in humanitarian journals. To recapitulate this, my verbal dedication, retaining its constancy, labors the philosophy of commitment in spite of application of diligence being undistinguished to second-rate dereliction. It omitted that they oversighted resiliency in the breakdown of debacle. Debris of their incompetence and allegiance is entrusted to hearts of those who know of the tale of Ronald's ignorance. The terrace of tyranny was a fatal blow! Apotropaic gods hoodooed Ronald into this spiral of the pinnacle of his foundering. To those who prophesied of Summer's rebuttal of causing this were not to counter, Summer would counter this holy testament of jurisdictions . "Beware Pizza Hut pizza on the floor to find your destiny," the testimony administrates.
Daylight broke into Gavin's bedroom, signifying that the wonted nighttime quiet would be dissolved soon enough. Gavin's routine was to get to one's feet to tackle the day. As expected of every human, one visits the bathroom to do their business. After, undressing in order to obtain a new look for work is frequent in Gavin's books. Gratefully, he trimmed his stache the other day, so he has the time to commute to his morning job. Against some expectations for such a hard worker, he does not eat anything in the morning oftentimes. In the situation he does sit down for a breakfast, he chows down on some hearty apple-jacks. He has two baby sisters who are both as young as 4 that are cause a ruckus in the house. It is a direct result of age. Gavin, who was given directions by mother to oversee them, experienced this straightaway this morning. Every bit as shocking as imaginable, it was a omen from the lord that the television functioned.
Blonde, well-endowed, and in news reporter attire, the woman alerted the masses that, "Ariana grande music stunts children's brain development proclaims a few notable studies from Harvard." They proceeded to show an image of a newborn with headphones, supposedly listening to Ariana Grande music, putting the circle block in the square hole on shape-teaching toy. On top of that, they showed a kid, who may not have the brain capacity or development because of Ariana Grande music, forming a fat knot with their blue shoelaces. Other kids were seen on top of houses jumping off, signaling with their fingers the wrong answers to basic arithmetic, slapping their own selves, and horrifying acts along these lines. All were linked to raising kids on Ariana Grande music.
"Researchers are still uncovering the shocking truths behind music by artists like "The Weekend," "Taylor Swift," "Nikki Minaj," and "Ed Sheeran." Stay tuned for more news.
"Oh no," Gavin murmured.
The summertime sun slapped him across the face.
"I guess it's half of my fault for opening the front door, huh," he moaned to himself. Outside of the house, he checked his phone for discord messages. There were no messages as of yet from his friends. It is not a rumor that he stays in touch with friends across the state. He wondered if the friend he met on Xbox ever mentions him to people in his life. Summertime was godsend to anybody attending high school. In his case, he fulfilled the requirements of 11th grade with no sweat required because Gavin is that kind of guy. He is knowledgeable on which courses to pick to the advantages of managing time properly. That has to be the only way he could have passed in any universe.
Anyhow, his conscience counseled him on the preparation necessary for dating Barbie. It was not completely like Gavin to devalue a woman whose only dying wish on a hospital bed was to get to continue on beside him. Wouldn't it be messed up to gloss over her requests in his head? His conscience advised a nice pizza place could do the trick unless he got a better idea. Gavin did not have a better idea, so he listened to that girl conscience with cute fairy wings and a long wand. Both would be knocked dead.
In a whole new light, Barbie valued this random man in a her life: Gavin. The return of someone there for her was the world for her after all the events that have occurred. He pretty much restarted her life in this world through agreeing to give her a chance. It took two days for the healing process by this point in case of confusion. Though minding her own business (she didn't want to ward him off as he was a stranger to some extent after all), she didn't want to keep him in the total friend zone. Receiving hope by watching him pass out her window, she ran out the house and up to him (not creepy). She would watch him go off to work and come home again and never explain a single thing about her creepy behavior again.
Since she learned of his two security jobs and one gas station job, she bent over for his schedule and would go by his rules. She would go the day she didn't want to go: the days she saw a black cat pass her. That black cat was seen too by Summer fDGU that will watch over our Barbie and Gavin going on their way to the "first date" only after defeating Ronald in the world that was left behind.
She makes sure unfortunate things don't happen on the day of the date.
"Breaking news! We have to skip today's weather forecast! The Ariana Grande music is causing global warming and was detrimental to child's brain development!" The forecaster cried out a second time. Summer saw the cold sweat form in Gavin, so she cleanses the minds of Gavin's kid siblings because the news channels were right that Ariana grande music stunts children's brain development. Then she utilizes her fine witchcraft to heal all child of the epidemic and finalizes in the words of god that, "All music will be harmless in the name of me." That is one issue out of the hands of God and Gavin. Gavin changes location to pick up Barbie at her dream house.
Barbie was already making her way down town to Gavin's, so they met halfway. A streak of Lightning fizzes out of no where and strikes a child on the highest part of a playground. Barbie and Gavin are out of words. Summer stops the lightning storms with no direct cause. While they walk around town, tranquil made a comeback for damn sure.
They held hands cheerfully. "It was a cute sight of young love," the passing elderly critiqued, "but it will all end soon." Speaking of that remark, they jinxed the two were about to cross a road, they looked both ways as you should always. Once there were no Monica or maniac speeding in cars in sight, they crossed on the bluming crosswalk next to a stop sign for the love of God. Stepping into the road, a car across from them stationed a block away moved with a psychotic mind of its own, blood hungry sped backwards for distance to impel its front into the couple. There was driver if I didn't say that already or without being hacked or anything. She like Thanos snapped her fingers and stopped the couple from being ran over.
Focused apparently only in this city, a unicorn invasion that would eventually ruin the ecosystem. It was disastrous how this species ate up all tiny creatures like birds by flying after them and gobbled up grass and trees and brick and stone and wood and sidewalk, you get the point? Tragic that the news outlets made the, sound wonderful like th second coming of Christ. Churches were already being repurposed to praise these pure creatures of care and creativity. Joy rang in churches on streets even when the unicorns would unite in hurds and run over the city council like mufasa. It was getting progressingly worse as these two walked on for what felt like hours.
"Are we there yet?" Asked Gavin as they were gaining appetite and entering a desert. This is one of those seems good at first then you think about how you will somehow overcome a desert.
"No, love, almost there at the pizza place. I can see it in the distance!" Barbie said as the illusion of a pizza joint filled her eyeballs.
Summer saw the desperation and came to the rescue in her airplane, which turned into a toilet, a big toilet that flushed all the unicorns and the world down into it, including Gavin and Barbie to their own dismay. "It was one of those seems good at first," Summer testified in the dark abysss in a galaxy far away from an ancient God. Wait, how is she so big and god-like? She was just a human with witchcraft a minute ago. She ascended into god-hood and now is seen watching Barbie and Gavin by Barbie and Gavin.
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwie!" Squeals Barbie.
"Pee-you," admits Gavin with the same lacking any emotion facial expression that he has had on since the introduction.
"Stalker-alert!" Squeals Barbie again even louder. Summer light years away and years away even in the future hears this while washing dishes and bangs her head into the hot dishy, soapy, food water while sobbing. She leaves the two be for the rest of her god life.
The woman reader hired by Summer to speak for her in a dramatic fashion because she is a God now, finishes reading "Initially, Gavin and Barbie don't know this woman is stalking them. Once they figure out she is stalking them, she leaves and we realize bad things happened because she was there the whole time."
"Us two would like to share a meat-lovers pizza," Barbie ordered for them two at "Pizza Plaza Bros," a well-known classic pizza plaza for how the bros on the Internet nickname it. Such silly people.
"Oh, I gotta use the lady's room. I will be back lover," Barbie says winking not pleasing Gavin with her sex charisma. While she was so focused on other stuff, a crazy Stan assassinates Gavin in the middle of the restaurant. Barbie comes back to the reality outside of the lady's room. Omg! The Stan wasn't there anymore.
She called up Nikki, who convientally returned from China with Midge, t o use her demon powers. He gets brought back to life when Nikki is called into action. She shows up flying down using a purple parachute next to the entrance and runs in to use demon powers to save his life. No one notices anything out of the ordinary. Actually, they just look insane during this scene.
They swear to keep him alive a longer, but he is assassinated when they turn their backs to get inside of the car. Nikki brings him back to life. They wonder who is doing this and figure out that maybe Summer fDGU is stalking them AGAIN. They thought they expelled her from their wonderful presence. That brings Barbie to recalling a crazy Stan going on and on about how much they are obsessed with her. While in the car driving Gavin, the "Stan" song by Eminem and Mariah Carrey song "obsessed" helped her to remember them in this catastrophic turn of events. They dropped off Gavin at home for her to come to the sensational idea to purchase letters to thank the singers both for their contributions to her love life. On the trip to Gavin's, she imagined that she was going to get Gavin's signature on the letter. To her sadness, she found him dead. She tries to hit the Stan up and he give intel. "Aye barbs, u be mine? Get over to my finessed crib. Crib's --. (Address censored) Even if it means taking another man's life."
"Even if you take a man's life for your love?" She muttered to low for him to understand. "Oh no. He was the one killing Gavin. Oh no," she muttered even lower than before.
Back to a normal tone, she smiled like the upside down smile emoji through the phone, "I want to give you a try. Heads up! That means I want to visit you at your crib." That guy was about to be treated like the red headed step child being told mean things by Barbie to back him down from hurting her Gavin.
The sidekick squirrel Summer can't help this time. Her mission was to assassinate the the leader of China, but ended up getting put on death row for squirrels like all of her squirrel brotherern. Midge and Nikki are fine with this.
Fist fights with the Stan in broad daylight after crying at Gavin's soon to be last death for a while was what she had in mind, but when they saw her. It was a picture on a dummy for they had already been arrested for murder because Gavin reported them. To be continued... sike scroll!
After defeating Stan, she tries to have a cooking session with Gavin. They had Tom, Jerry, Venom, and Curious George or just George over at their house as food judges for it. She made sure to go bake snickerdoodles for everyone in the neighborhood beforehand doing this competition with Gavin, so that a visit of the judges of hers wouldn't be bored. Last time, these judges came over for a cooking competition with Raquelle, they ended up leaving the right after they stepped a single foot into the door. Why? She hadn't made for them refreshments, she a LAZY, and her food was very vomit worthy! Now, she learned her lesson all with self-experience, but she are uncertain about what is gonna happen at the competition. We'll just have to see.
Gavin and Barbie both won the competition because they had a tie. These are animals that were not able to judge the foods this time. Last time, they were less like animals, but this time they were. Nobody knows why this change occurred.
Barbie manages to walk on water and ppl thought she was Jesus. Then everyone knows about it. Therefore, they rally up to prepare sacrificing her on the cross for our sins, tootsie. As they carry her up the mountain at midnight to crucify her for their sins, a wild Sasquatch appears. It is Midge saving Barbie. They are mesmerized and forget about Barbie to lock Midge in a museum. It is not that God existed anyways. This real proof of the missing link was vouchsafed to humanity this very day. Scientists questioned whether they can get to the bottom of the barrel on our origins. Whether or not we were this sweaty ape, it was delegated to humanity to decide. Within a day, there are crowds visiting Midge in the local museum.
Barbie went from sensation to loser. Passing it, holding the hand of a mannequin with a photo of Gavin's face taped on it, was jealous of how her friend, if she is a REAL friend, would rob so much attention so quickly from her. It transformed Barbie's view on philosophy. For revenge, in one night of crime, she steals all the artifacts in the country's museums and returns them to their country of origin that they were stolen from. No one knows it was her. She dominated the scene for one night with her girl power. Overnight, all the museums in United States close as a consequence. Bankruptcy also taxed the institutions in order to continue running. Midge runs to her friend crying tears of joy and comes under her wing again.