Jaune x Supernatural (Can't think to dumb)

Thanks for the ideas in the reviews for names and I'll see if I can fit some into any upcoming stories.

Let's do some review answering first.

GoldStar77 I don't have enough of an impression of them yet so give me like a week or two to fully grasp their personality and I'll see if I can fit them in but I can't guarantee they're to appear until for a while.

iron-slayer-dragon I am indeed saving Rushia for a special chapter so stay tuned and wait for our resident war criminal to be part of the future chapters.

Essiter1987 Just because Baelz,Irys,Cali,and Kiara are in couples counseling doesn't mean they aren't off the board.

sdphantom10 your Saruei chapter will come eventually so wait a bit for me please.

And to the guest who made the Noel and Lui request they'll be apart in upcoming chapters.

And to the other guest who asked why I'm making this...I have no idea why.. maybe just because I wanted to do this while trying to improve on story making before I start writing again for my Highschool dxd Si story that I might rewrite into a Jaune in dxd crossover with fate elements.

Now let's have the story start off with a warning of 14 plus chapter.

In the outskirts of Mistral a blond young man could be seen swinging at a tree wrapped in padding.

"*Huff* *Puff* A few more swings and I'll head to the city *Huff*." He said as he swung a wooden sword against the tree.

As he was was swinging his sword a person he had met earlier was observing him hitting his sword against the tree called out to him.

"Jaune when can we leave." A high pitch voice called out.

Turning his head he saw a catgirl with cat ears, with brown hair and blue and pink highlights, in a black dress and blue ribbons sitting on a tree stump.

(Her name is Yuracye she's a Vtuber I came across on twitch and thought to just ad her in as a guide.)

"Sorry Yura I guess I was too focused on training that I lost track of time." Jaune said as he took off the padding before walked over.

"Thanks for helping me find this place." He said with a smile.

"Yeah yeah just get me some food and I'll keep helping you in Mistral." She said as she put her hands on her hips.

Smiling Jaune thought for a bit before coming to a conclusion "Want to go get some ramem?" He asked as Yura looked at him with big eye's "Yeah.. but your paying!" She said as her cat ears flicked.

Chuckling Jaune packed the padding and placed it in a pack before walking with Yura to the kingdom.

After they got inside Jaune spent a while to look for a ramen shop with Yura until they came across a small shop that sold little nick nacks.

"Excuse me ma'am but do you know where to find a ramen shop?" He asked as Yura looked around the front.

Looking at him in the eyes for a moment the shop keep saw no ill intention so they took a piece of paper wrote down a address.

"This place sells good ramen for cheap prices if your on a budget." She said as Jaune gave her a happy look.

"Thank you ma'am." He said before turning and saw Yura looking at a cat doll with an x on it's eye.

Turning to the shop keep Jaune asked how much for the doll in Yura's hand was. Hearing his question she look at the doll and saw a catgirl with a spark in her eyes.

Smiling she told him it was seven Lien. After paying for the doll Jaune walked outside with a smile while Yura was looking at him.

"What's with that grin on your face?" She asked as she gave him a confused look.

"I got directions for a ramen shop and bought something." He said as he picked up the doll Yura was holding earlier and handed it to her.

Connecting the dots Yura looked at Jaune for a moment before looking down and gave him a thanks.

Smiling Jaune walked past her and bumped into a smaller blond with chocolate skin.

Quickly grabbing onto the person he bumped into and made sure they didn't fall down "Are you okay." He asked as he looked down to see who he bumped into.

Seeing who he walked into he saw a small chocolate blond haired girl tied in a pony tail with pointed ears in a white and blue dress, white stocking, blue shoes with a gold heel, with white ribbons and a large blue ribbon tied around her waist.

"S-Sorry about that." He said stuttering with a blush after seeing her.

"It's okay we both didn't see one another walking." She said with a smile.

Not far behind her a girl with long blue haired with a heart shaped ahego ,and hat, and a braid behind her left pointed ear similar to the blond girl he had walked into.

"Flare-sempai are you okay?" She asked as she arrived.

Turning to her companion the now named Flare reassured her friend "I'm fine Lamy-chan." She said smiling to her friend.

Turning his attention to the new arrival he stared at who Flare's friend was and was astonished with her attention.

She wore a white blouse with a black vest that was under her very modest chest, a blue coat that had white fur on the end of her sleeves and end of her coat, white stockings with snowflakes at the bottom, and brown heeled boots.

Noticing his gaze Lamy looked at Jaune and slowly moved behind Flare.

Seeing her like this Jaune gave a nervous grin before feeling Yura stare at him with a hungry gaze.

Thinking quickly Jaune tried to think of a quick solution "Want to go eat ramen with us?" He said trying to ease any tension.

Looking at each other Flare and Lamy looked at Jaune and Yura before nodding slowly.

After they left the shop area they found the ramen shop and entered into a sight.

"What do you mean this place is a ramen shop?!" A high pitched scream yelled out as Jaune and Yura covered their ears.

"Sorry ma'am the owners of this place sold the house and moved to Argus after the death of their daughter." He said with a scared yet small smile.

Looking at who was screaming Jaune saw a grey and purple skin girl with stitches all over her body and a sword in her red hair head.

Not to far behind her he saw a long haired black haired girl with red highlights on her right side and at the end of her hair ,a headset ,that looked to have a needle from the top right go to the bottom left, and wore an over sized white hoodie with different small diamond colored shapes at the end of the sleeves, a pink skull on the left longer side of the hoodie at the bottom, a gg circle on the shoulder of the left, a pink game over on the chest section of the hoodie, and a long pink stocking on one leg and a shorter purple sock on the other talking to another girl.

This person made him even more confused due to her appearance.

She has blond hair with a mint green bow with stars in it, a green dress with a white top a black diamond belt, spade shaped dots' at the end of her dress with plus shaped ends on her dress, black and grey heels, long black gloves and green wings.

Standing in the entrance he felt Yura pat his back telling him to get a move on.

After they got to the counter he saw the prices and was astonished.

"Jaune...is this place real?" Yura asked as she sounded like she had found paradise.

Turning Jaune saw Yura crying with tears of joy and salvation as she slowly leaned forward and fell on her knees.

Looking to his other company he saw Flare and Lamy look at the price in amazement before catching his gaze "Sorry I heard Yura cry and saw her like this after seeing the price and wanted to see your reactions." He said try to clear any misconception.

Listening to what ge said they looked at Yura and saw her on her knees with a tears falling down as she grabbed her hands together before mumbling something about god and miracles.

As this was happening the owner and the other occupants saw there interaction and were curious.

Seeing they had the others attention Jaune sheepishly rubbed his head and asked for seats for four.

After being seated next to the three other girls Jaune noticed his predicament and looked to the owner to see if this was a set up.

Noticing his gaze the owner looked to him and saw what he did. Where Jaune was sitting he had the three people he had met today on his right and the three other patrons on his left who saw Jaune,Yura,Flare, and Lamy looking threw the menu minus Jaune who was looking at the owner with a accusing gaze.

After seeing what they did the owner gave him a apologetic gaze and was about to give him a drink before the three other patrons started to tease Jaune about his little problem.

"So blondy you must be really good to have three girls with you huh?" The dark haired girl said with a grin.

But before Jaune could say anything her friend started to add fuel to the fire "Maybe it's a hassle for him if he has to deal with so many girls around him Mika." She said in a suggestive manner while Jaune could only blush at their statement.

But not only did have to try and answer the red haired girl with the sword in her head asked him a very uncomfortable question that gained the attention of the two "Aren't you making to much of an assumption to him sleeping with womam.. I mean no offense dude but have you evem had sex before?" She asked as Jaune just sat their in an uncomfortable position as Yura,Flare,and Lamy put their menus down and called out they were ready to order.

After noticing Jaune being uncomfortable Yura asked him what was wrong. And before he could answer Mika made the entire atmosphere even more uncomfortable "Me and Pomu were asking if your blond friend was sleeping with ya'll before the zombie asked if he was a virgin."

After Mika said that Yura,Flare,and Lamy went silent as they had no idea what had happened while they were picking out their order.

"Hey my name is Olivia and you better not forget that!" The red head yelled out as three bowls of ramen was placed in front of them before the owner merciful asked Jaune,Yura,Flare,and Lamy for their order's.

After they ordered The conversation started up again with Mika asking him if he had done the deed.

Feeling uncomfortable Jaune looked around and saw the curious stares from him the other eaters, the embarrassed companions who were uncomfortable but also wanted the answer, and and apologetic owner who was mixing a drink before handing placing it at the end of the counter where he also felt like he was he was being stared at.

Having assumed he was cornered he conceded and answered "I do have some experience in having sex." He while his company were silent after being told the information.

"WHAT!!??" They screamed after Jaune answered with a blush while the Black haired girl grabbed him by the shoulders and shaked him "How did it feel like!? What was the reaction did the girl have when she was being screwed!? Who did you do it with!? How long did you last!? Tell me god damn it!?" She said while firing questions his way with blood running down her nose.

"Mika stop shaking so he can answer us!" Her friend said trying to calm down while the others were blushing while the owner let out a tired sigh while going to the back to cook their orders.

After he was let go and gained control of his head from the dizziness he answered in the order the questions were asked "It felt good...She was very vocal about her enjoyment...She was my sisters wife and before another question is asked about that they asked me to be a sperm doner...I think we spent the entire weekend while my sister went out to get food for the week." He said as the girls started to blush red with each question answered.

After he was done the owner came over with their food while saying the food was on the house before giving Jaune a drink that smelled like it was strong but after he was done answering he needed it so he drank it while eating his ramen hoping they were done asking him questions after he answered them in one go.

To bad Mika took it a step further and asked the most daunting question he had to answer "Hey Jaune bro can...can we see it?" She asked with a massive blush on her face with a large grin.

Speechless Jaune could do nothing but close his mouth and open it nit knowing what to do.

And before he could answer he felt pressure from both sides not knowing what to do he got up and backed away.

Not wanting him to run away Mika used some sort of spernatural power and left stuck him in place while Flare and Lamy thought Mika was trying to do something to him fire off some fire and ice at her.

Thinking quick Pomu deflected their attack with a gust of wind.

Unfortunately with Jaune stuck in place and the attack begin deflected his current streak of bad luck hit his pants instead.

After the attack hit his pants got frozen,burnt,and then flew into the wind as it turned to ash and the girls were left with an unforgettable sight.

Not nothing what to do he stood still as the girls had their eyes open wide with their mouths open while Mika being the one to start the hole thing gulped before yelling out.

"Geez bro are a human or a horse faunus." She said with blood leeking from her nose and a large perverted grin as Flare and Lamy tried looking away but couldn't while Yura and Pomu looked at his not quite so little friend.

'This is going to be the end of my social life isn't it.' He thought as the owner just stayed by the counter while whipping a glass.

A/N: This is the end of this unique chapter and please tell me if you want more of these kind of chapter's every so often.

Have a good day/afternoon/night and guess who is in the next chapter.

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