We see Ninetails trying to balance a spoon on one paw, eventually it falls and she then turns to the camera and begins talking.
"Last time on Ninetails New Savanah! Ninjask realized that he wasn't as adored as he thought he was!" Shows scenes of Ninjask screaming fall down the Waterfall of Losers.
"The final five had to go on an adventure to the top of Mount Safari! Some did very well!" Shows scenes of Lokix and Totodile running.
"While Others didn't..." Shows scenes of Squirtle being bounced around by geysers and Turtonator being super slow on the river.
"Now only 4 will advance in the game and one will be left behind? Who will it be? Find out on the newest episode of Ninetails New Savanah!" She hosted.
(NNS Intro)
We cut to the lodge, and see Turtonator and Lokix all in one room.
"This is awkward." Turtonator spoke.
"I don't get why Handy is allowed to sleep on the same dorm as Totodile..." Lokix looked annoyed.
Silence.
"Is Squirtle doing okay?" Asked Turtonator.
"He's still in the medical bay, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets medically evacuated." Lokix shrugged.
"You're a jerk you know that?" Turtonator growled.
"I thought you hated him..." Lokix looked at him boredly.
"Just cause I hate someone doesn't mean I want them to get hurt! What Squirtle did was sucky but what you did was outright awful! Ugh whatever I'm leaving.." Turtonator walked out the dorm.
"Correct you are." Lokixs eyes glew as he glared at the large turtle leave.
...meanwhile in the girls dorm...
We see Totodile smiling as she plays patty cake with Handy.
Turtonator (Team Z): "Squirtle abandoned me and took my egg sure, but I didn't want him to fall in a Beedrill hive and be nearly stung to death! Not cool Lokix!" He growls.
(Elimination Zone)
Every single player was in the elimination area, however one was the main attraction..
"Wow... it's about that time huh?" Ninetails smirks holding a plate of four Oran berries.
The final five all looked at the plate, but one in particular would catch anyone's attention...
Squirtle had a black eye, a few missing teeth, lots of bruises and scratches all over his body, his shell was a bit cracked and lastly he had a cast on his right arm.
"Dude how are you even alive.." Turtonator asked him sounding a bit genuinely worried.
"A cool... (cough) dude like me... doesn't go down bro..." Squirtle was speaking shakily.
"We tried to medically eliminate him but Squirtle refused saying he can still keep going, well we will see if the votes decide that!" Ninetails was holding the votes.
"You should really consider taking me med evacuation route Squirtle, more injuries to your body could heighten your mortality rate." Lokix spoke robotically.
"Screw you man, you're the one who made me... ouch... like this in the first place! I oww... hope you are eliminated dude!" Squirtle glared at him but looked tired.
"Well he can't be eliminated Squirtle as he won immunity!" Ninetails threw Lokix a berry.
Lokix just catched it emotionlessly.
"The next two safe are also Totodile and Handy!" Ninetails threw both of them Berries.
Totodile smirks catching hers and Handy hive fives her.
Squirtle was having a bit of a nose bleed while Turtonator just growled being on the bottom two yet again.
"The bottom two is the Turtle Duo huh... heh it almost came to a tie but now one of you iconic reptiles will leave, but which one will it be? Well the one that is safe is..." Ninetails paused.
Turtonator glared at the final Oran Berry while the hurt Squirtle looked determined to still be in the game.
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"Squrtle! You are safe." Ninetails smiles, but then noticed the sad look Turtonator has.
"Heh! Oh yeea boi! Uh no hard feelings turtle man..." Squirtle told him.
"Ugh yea yea whatever..." Turtonator grumbled.
"No for real bro, sorry that I ditched you... by getting betrayed by Lokix, I kinda realized how much of a dirty move it was to abandon you man... sorry really..." Squirtle told him.
Turtonator looked a bit impressed but then gave a small smile.
"Turtle Squad?" Squirtle gave him a weak smile offering a fist bump.
"Turtle Squad." Turtonator gave him a fist bump.
Turtonator then walked to the Barrel of Shame and didn't fit.
"I swear if any of you make any fat jokes..." Turtonator looked at them boredly before being pushed into the river by a buff intern Machamp.
Turtonator then screamed as he fell down the Waterfall of Losers.
"The other four of you are safe for now... tomorrow we will do a new challenge, so get some good sleep!" Ninetails smiled as the final four left.
(The Next Day - Lake)
"Alright so due to Squirtles injury we had to come up with a simple safeish challenge for today, we shall do a challenge i'd like to call Pole." Ninetails smiles.
"What... it's just called pole?" Lokix asked her.
"What, I had like a few hours to come up with it." Ninetails told him.
"Gua." Totodile rolled her eyes.
"Anywho today's challenge is very simple, you will climb to the top of this pole and stand on it for as long as you can! If you leave your pole by touching the water, you're out!" Ninetails giggles.
"Easy peasy bro!" Squirtle smiles tiredly.
"Is sabotaged allowed." Lokix asked first.
"Of course not, that woukd end the challenge too quickly, just stay on your pole amd don't bother anyone, if you leave you're disqualified, last person to remain on their sturdy poles wins sole immunity! Everyone else is up for elimination!" Ninetails spoke.
"...climb now..." Chef Mawile calmly ordered
Totodile and Lokix easily and quickly climbed, Handy was a bit slower; Squirtle took a bit longer but eventually he climbed to the top.
"Let's start!" Ninetails pressed an airhorn.
Silence.
"So we just stay here doing nothing until the other three quit?" Lokix asked.
"Gua." Totodile nodded.
"Psh well you losers better give up cause there is no way I am ever getting down from this stick now!" Squirtle spoke sitting down on his pole.
Totodile then sat.
"Are we even allowed to sit?" Lokix asked.
"Uhhhh yeah." Ninetails came up with the rules on the spot.
Lokix rolled his eyes and sat.
(Spongebob Narrator: 6 and a half hours later)
The sunlight was harsh...
"Guaa..." Totodile looked tired.
"Ugh I can't believe all I've eaten today was a slice of wheat bread bro, Chef Mawile you really need to upgrade your mid cooking." Squirtle taunted her.
Chef Mawile flipped him off and began to walk away.
"I suggest you three quit; this sunlight gives me moderate energy to recharge and I don't need biological necessities you meat creatures have..." Lokix spoke as he was using solar panels in his eyes to recharge himself.
"That's like, cheating!" Squirtle pointed at him with his good arm.
"I said pushing, horseplaying and sabotaged wasn't allowed not whatever he's doing." Ninetails was at the bottom of the lakeside in a beach chair sun tanning with glasses.
(A few hours later...)
It was night time and the final four were still on top of their poles.
Lokix booted off and was in sleep mode, Squirtle was inside his shell, Handy stopped moving and Totodile was sleeping laying on her belly.
The four slept through the night.
(The next morning)
"Okay this challenge is actually boring as (bleep) why aren't any of you quitting?" Ninetails told them.
"I am not gonna lose immunity at the final four bro! This is the furthest I've ever been on any season I competed!" Squirtle told her.
"Guaguagua." Totodile pointed at the turle with her thumb.
"I'd be illogical to and I quote thrown in the towel... on such an easy difficulty challenge." Lokix spoke robotically.
Handy was just being a grey hand thing.
"But for real for how long you gonna do this! You gotta eat! Sleep! Go to the bathroom!" Ninetails told them.
"Ha! Back in my school i holded the record for longest time holding in a fart! There is no way my bowels will fail me in such critical moment." Squirtle patted his shell belly.
"I can calculate that in fact, that is absolutely disgusting." Lokix glared at him.
"...guaguaguagua..." Totodile looked a bit queasy.
"Heh you can't fart cause you're a girl." Squirtle smirks.
Totodile glares and let's a big cloud out which hits him in the face, Squirtle puked into the water (which was now filled with vomit) but he didn't fall off.
Totodile laughed but it sounded like many cackling Guas.
"What the actual (bleep!) Dudette! That has to be sabotage right?" Squirtle glared.
"Uhhh I have no idea what that was..." Ninetails was reading a book about being a good host.
"Great we are stuck doing a mid challenge with a novice host, what a combination..." Lokix looked bored.
"Whatever man, screw you for betraying your alliance..." Squirtle side eyed him.
"The Alliance break was inevitable, Turtonator leaving just speed that up; I never truelly considered any of you my allies or friends... you were just pawns i'd use to win the money." Lokix spoke like well a machine.
"You're kind of a buttface bro, Turtonator and I did like you, and we thought you were our friend!" Squirtle glares.
"You thought wrong blue testudine." Lokix looked away uninterested.
Totodile frowned watching the boys fight but decided to stay out of it, mostly cause she couldn't talk anyway.
Handy was still unmoving, so nobody knew if they were even concious at the moment, and nobody could even check.
"Why are you such a poo poo face robot bug! Back when I joined season one sure I was a bit dumb and immature but now I am better uh I think, you have no excuse for being such a... a... MEANIE!" Squirtle yells at him.
Totodile gasped, Ninetails smirks at the drama, Handy woke up and drank tea.
Lokix looked angry as hell.
"Be quiet cyan galapagos! You know nothing of me OR my past!" Lokix growls.
"I bet it was boring as hell..." Squirtle looked annoyed.
"All my younger years I was mistreated, hurt and never taken seriously, everyone who I thought were my friends abandoned me and it was never my fault..." Lokix began saying as a flashback appeared.
(Lokix: In my youth I was kind helpful, loyal and generous... there was absolutely nothing wrong with me...)
Nymble: Yay tweam we gonna beat da othews, but we shouwd huwwy up just in cwase...
(Lokix: ...but what did that kindness and trust give me, nothing... just hatred and ridicule.. abuse and betrayal! My so called friends hurt me beyond repair!)
Nacli: Why do you even talk like that..
Nymble: Oh i dun know sowwy...
Wattrel: Well it's best we stay quiet or else the other teams will find us! Squawk! (She did goofy bird sounds)
Finizen: Yeah so please be quiet...
Nymble: you're wight my bwad...
Tadbulb: Dont worry pal, we got your back!
(Lokix: ...they all hated me...)
(Flashback ends)
Lokix: Now I've grown bigger, stronger, smarter! A mechanical being capable of being independent and doing things no biological creatures like you can do! I dont need anyone else to bring me down! I will be the others that bring others down!" Lokix looked very mad.
"So like you just became what others did to you? Isn't that like... stupid." Squirtle told him.
Lokix looked pissed as hell.
"Okay screw it, this challenge is taking too long, sabotaged eachother, whoever doesn't fall into the water wins, the others lose." Ninetails announced.
BFDI Gasp as the challenge music became more intense.
Lokix instantly aimed his Pin Missile attack at Squirtle.
"AH CRAP!" Squirtle hid in his shell and became small.
The attack then missed him and landed instead on Totodile who was caught off guard, she gave a GUAAAAA as she fell and landed on the puke water.
Handy looked angry Lokix disqualified their friend so it jumped on Lokix but the robot quickly sucker punched them making it fall into the puke water as well.
"TAKE THIS!" Squirtle rapidly took off his shell and threw it at Lokix, hitting him in the face.
The stunned robot was caught off guard and stumbled back falling into the puke water.
"And Squirtle is the last one standing so they win sole immunity!" Ninetails smiles.
"What?! Haha yeah I won!" Squirtle dabbed; now without his shell he was only wearing a white shirt and white shorts; he still had his bruises and arm cast.
"No! This is impossible! I demand a re-try!" Lokix yelled from the puke water.
Totodile and Handy had both already went to the lakeside and dried themselves off.
"Nope you lost fair and square, well as fair as sabotaged can be lol, guess you took a taste of your own medicine from last challenge." Ninetails giggled innocently.
Lokix was so angry he was overheating.
"Well that was quite the boring episode, hopefully next one will be more exciting! Find out what happens next and who gets eliminated on Ninetails New Savanah!" Ninetails did the outro.
"Uh bros how do I get down from here?" Squirtle asked still shelless and standing on top of the pole.
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Team Z (Merge):
Safe: Squirtle
UFE: Totodile, Lokix, Handy