Disclaimer: Naruto x Fairy Tail - I own neither
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"... Phew... so... annoying."

Uzumaki Naruto, the reborn, unfortunate since he had been summoned by a God of this world when he was reborn. Forced to reincarnate into the body of a human of this world, so that he could become a savior of this world, or it's destroyer.

No.

He was not going to do that, but seeing that he was stuck in this world until death, he was going to go out of his way to NOT become ANOTHER child of prophecy. So he was not going to become either a Savior or a Destroyer, he might help people who were in front of him, but he was not going to be following the poorly laid plans of gods. He had lived an entire life where he was made to keep the peace of his own world.

Now he was expected to do it again?

To suffer in pain and loneliness, to never know true peace, while constantly granting everyone else peace, and comfort. It was not great once, and it would not be great a second time.

So, he was going to enjoy this life for himself.

"Use your mighty powers, slay the Dragons who dare call themselves gods, and restore peace to the world." Naruto repeated the words of the god who had 'trained' him in his new life, teaching him the powerful God Slayer magic. After all, he had to at least appear to want to follow their commands at first. They wanted to teach him their magic, so he learned it, to keep up appearances at least.

He wanted to laugh.

Did they forget that in his previous life he had been a ninja, so if he wanted to act the part of the loyal savior, then there was no way that he wasn't going to be able to fool them. Having God Slayer magic meant that even IF they learned that he was going against their wishes, that they wouldn't want to do anything to try and stop him.

"... they want me to slay the Dragon Gods... so I'm just going to abandon the continent they are on. Not like they are really causing much trouble." Naruto rubbed the back of his head. If the world really felt like it needed him, he might step up, but as far as he felt, there were plenty of people who could rise up and fill the role assigned to him. So he was just going to leave the dragon slaying to the guild of dragon slayers, while he sailed across the seas.

Fiore.

Celebrity Guilds were famous on the continent he had been reborn, but in a place with heavy celebrities, came the issues with celebrity activism, which he wanted to avoid. After all, his goal for he new life was going to be a fun one, and to do that he didn't want the celebs of the continent getting in his way either. It would be a better idea to head to a place that had a far less controlling government body, that was less swayed by fads, trends, and the words of celebrities, and far more swayed by the by actions of warriors.

Warrior-led nations tended to be... easier to start up business in.

Naruto leaned his back against the railing as the water from a wave slashed over him, and he just smirked to himself, completely soaked from head to toe by salty ocean water.

1st Life: Child of Prophecy, Fulfilled his Teacher's Dream of World Peace.
2nd Life: Child of Prophecy, Goal...

His goal in this life was to follow a different path, instead of the path of the savior or destroyer, he would follow the path that would make his previous master proud in a different way. His pervert of a master had also given him another choice to follow.

The path of a writer?

The path of a spy master?

"The Path of a Pervert... yes, I will become a successful pervert, who draws the horniest parts of the human soul out! I will not be a savior, or a destroyer... instead, I will be a deviant! I will deviate from the gods who brought me into this world, and follow the path of my true teacher!" Naruto roared to the sky with laughter.

He would use all the lessons of his previous and current life.

To be the kind of pervert that his master could only ever dream of being.

A super successful, praised pervert!

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This story was a challenge that I accepted from Robso, for winning the contest that I posted on my discord.