Allen Van Helsing: Space Vampire Hunter

Hello strangers! This is ItWasTheVoices with another fanfic. I had a bit of writer's block for awhile now, and had trouble getting into writing again since then. For your entertainment, let's read about Allen in his biggest role yet. Vampire Hunter!

Shion: You were suppose to finish KOSMOS's fanfic last year.

IWTV: I will...eventually. I just have to honor some contracts in the order they were filled out. Like this for example :).

Shion: (scowls) I will remember this, writer.

IWTV: Does it make you feel better that you'll be in this one too...?

Chapter One: The First Sighting

"Why are we in makeup, again?" Asked Allen. The Vector employee was sitting comfortably on a giant red pillow. His coworkers/buddies were sitting on their respective red pillows surrounding a circular table, with colorful paper and makeup supplies scattered around them.

"Oh my gosh! Allen, this mascara brings out your eyes so well," Miyuki shouted happily. The little Asian woman laughed sweetly at her superior while applying more foundation to his cheeks. She conveniently pretends to not hear his question.

"You said you were inviting us to an orgy," Togashi huffed with his shiny exfoliated face.

"How did you get 'orgy' from 'origami' party, pervert?" Shion asked while painting her nails beside him.

"Where did you get makeup from origami party, Shion?" Togashi argued in a pitiful voice. Togashi and Allen found themselves tricked by the attractive Vector employees, realizing the two invited them to the small party to test makeup products on their faces. Too bad they realized this after the makeup was already done. This had to be, in Allen and Togashi's opinions, the most epic scene of blue balling this side of the galaxy.

"Well, we were going to do origami as part of the Star Festival on Second Militia. But I didn't cut enough paper to make the origami shapes," frowned Shion. The group looks at the meager eight origami shapes on the table. The girls made swans out of the floral pink paper, while the boys made tiny pirate hats and half of a ninja star.

"It's okay, Shion," Miyuki smiled. "I'm just happy you remembered. It really cheered me up since I couldn't take off to visit family for the festival."

"I'm glad you're still happy with it, Miyuki. Looks like I still saved this party after all," Shion giggled with Miyuki. Allen and Togashi glared at the two with their fabulous faces, downing their saki with a sigh. Why were they still there I wonder?

"Okay, now that we had our fun, how about we watch a movie?" Shion suggested.

"Let me guess, 'The Notebook'?" Allen grimaced at what turned out to be the most girly evening he had ever experienced.

"Oh no, I let Miyuki pick the movies this time. She preferred to watch something else." Shion explained.

"Yep, feast your eyes on this cult classic!" Miyuki proudly shows a digital copy of a movie cover with the picture of a shirtless man standing like an action hero in Victorian garb. He stood on top of a bunch of dead guys with red eyes and dark hair. For some reason they were also shirtless.

"Um, Miyuki. Is this a porno?"

"No, you perv! It's Van Helsing: Vampire Slayer. I thought you guys would like it. It's got action, drama, boobs and vampires!" Miyuki chirped.

"Oh, put it in! This is going to be exciting," Shion eagerly replied. Allen looked like he was going to leave when Shion suddenly scooted next to him as the movie played. Allen on cue turns to mush just by having the Chief sit next to him. He only wished they could be more than just friends as she looks at him with her beautiful emerald eyes. He thought for a moment he could lean in close to the Vector scientist, letting her cuddle with him as they watch Van Helsing rip out the hearts of vampires with his bare hands. The four friends watched the cheesy fantasy action movie together, Allen daydreaming about saving Shion from blood thirsty Dracula and his zombie minions. He could see it now…

'Oh Allen! I can't believe you saved me from those horrible beasts. My hero!' The woman smooches him repeatedly. In the real world, Shion looks at him confused, holding out a bowl of popcorn in her hands. The man kissing the air as she tried to offer him some popcorn, while Togashi takes the bowl of popcorn Shion offered for the fourth time.

-Later that Night-

Allen tossed and turned on the floor pallet beside Togashi and the girls. The friends were spread out throughout Miyuki's quarters like kids at a slumber party after falling asleep through the movie Twilight. The man softly moaned as he stirred from his slumber, overhearing the sounds of an unknown man. The unknown man was standing by them, yawning while covering up his mouth with a pale hand. Claret eyes blink open to see he was in the middle of the room with a twinge of annoyance to his recent sleep walking. His foot lightly tapped on the floor, his body language made his irritation known, an irritated face over shadowed by a small blanket cloaking his body like a cocoon. Allen looked at the man with sleepy eyes from his spot on the ground. He laid there watching the spooky guy as the white-haired man with deathly pale skin mutters to nobody in particular. "I have heard of sleep walking, but sleep teleporting has to been one of the most ridiculous concepts ever conceived. Note to self, never mix scotch with sleep medicine. I can count my lucky stars none of these people are awake at least."

The red eyed man glances at the sleeping group curious why a bunch of twenty somethings would be having a slumber party. He examines Togashi with his makeup encouraging a slight grin to come across his lips. "I must have missed an interesting orgy here…. Didn't think you were into that sort of thing, but at least it keeps you busy. Can't have you figuring out anything, can we Shion?"

Allen wandered what the man was talking about. The sleepy man studied the stranger, sleep kept him from hearing most of what the man said except hearing tidbits of the stranger pondering if he should get a bite to eat, mentioning something about blood and a maiden. Allen's eyes widen, the man trying not to look awake as he gazed up at the claret red eyes of the mysterious man.

"I suppose since I'm up, I should get an early breakfast. The night is still young after all. Yes, that does sound like a splendid idea," smiled the man. With a wave of a thin blanket, Allen watched as the stranger disappears from the room. The stupefied man laid on the ground like a frightened school boy, frozen in place from his fears come to life. No, it couldn't be, he thought. They…they were real. The man whispers in disbelief, admitting to himself what he really saw.

"Va-va-vampires…."

Shion: This doesn't save you from failing to fulfill your end of the deal.

IWTV: KOSMOS will eventually get her story finished, geez! How long are you going to harp on about it?

Wilhelm: Probably around the same time as when you will finally stop writing me as an alcoholic (annoyed face).

Allen: What? I thought the story was starting off pretty well :).

IWTV: See? Now let's move on to the next part of...

IWTV and Allen: Allen Van Helsing: Space Vampire Hunter