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LET THE MADNESS CONTINUE!
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In a lava case, a light green haired witch landed on the stony floor and turned to face her opponent, which is a giant serpent. "Foolish child! I can swallow you hole!" he said as he opened his mouth then it breathed fire at her, making the witch create a barrier to protect herself, only for it to break and send her flying to the wall. "Eh hehehehe! You'll die alone like the weak witch you are!"
"You're wrong," she struggles to stand. "I'm never alone." Then sliding down to her are two people, one is a large orc with only one arm holding a battle Ax and one is an Archer with a crossbow and a green tunic. "Now…"
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"I shall cast a friendship bond roll." said a fourteen-year-old girl with tan skin, dark brown short hair, and hazel-brown eyes. She wears a pair of ebony earrings, a half-white and half-indigo hoodie with cat ears attached to the hood, high-waisted jean shorts, dark gray leggings, and a pair of white slip-on shoes. Her pajamas consist of a grey sleeveless top, purple shorts with an orange moon and star, and white-and-indigo socks. As she rolled the dice.
"..." the short teen looked over, then pressed a few buttons on a calculator. "You, you rolled just high enough, your armor and magic defense boasted three fold."
"Yes!" The girl said in victory, as the trio of role playing gamers are under the school bleachers as away from the other students who are preparing for the first day of summer. "This is great guys! Thanks for joining me in this fantasy adventure with me on the last day of school!"
"Well, it's all you," a large teen puffs his chest out. "I thought I was the only imaginative one who likes to do crazy stuff, but you Luz are amazing getting into trouble."
"I'm just here to keep you guys out of trouble." Said the shorter teen with glasses said from the role playing book. "And… to be in The Good Witch Azure, and the role playing game.
"One of us! One of us!" Luz and the tall teen chanted while having grins on their faces.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever," the short teen rolls his eyes. "Beat, your roll, how do you deal with the Serpent now? Keep note, you have only one arm."
"DECAPITATION ATTEMPT!"
"..." The dungeon master/player checks the stat sheet. "You grazed it enough to blind the monster."
"... Close enough!" Beat said with a shrug. "So Luz I heard you're going to Summer camp?"
"Ugh, reality summer camp." The girl rolls her eyes. "My mom wants me to be more normal guys, really, am I that out of whack?"
"Not to me, you're not." Beat said with a smirk still on his face.
"Stating the obvious, what about the time I had to trade your Griffin statue for art class for mine?" The short teen rolled his eyes at Luz.
"And the addition for the romeo and juliet roll?" Beat said next. "I thought that the death scene was accurate since it was a Shakespeare play."
"Flying intestines was not part of it." the normal teen said and grabbed his dice. "I'm going to say, I disagree with your mom Luz."
"Thank you Chris!" She cheered and flopped on her back. "You two are the only friends who get me and my imaginative antics."
"And we want to help you be less 'weird' at school and at our house, remember on your last birthday? We did a fantasy birthday party for you."
"Oh, I love it… wait… how did you get the mechanical dragon?"
Chris raised his hand. "My uncle was a movie specialist, so he had an extra mechanical dragon prop." He let out a chuckle. "But it was worth seeing Marcus QuarterBack star pee in his pants."
"Yeah that was worth it." Beat said with a chuckle.
Soon the bell rang as it was finally the end of the day, the students began packing their belongings, taking one last picture for those who are moving or what not. The trio of weirdos have packed up and started walking home from their educational center.
"What's so fun about summer camp?" Luz groans with a pout. "There's just nothing but hot sun, sweaty old cabins, ever biting bugs, and lots of boring activities!"
"At least we can hang out one more time until that event." Beat chipped up.
"Lets just hurry a little, it will get late if we don't check in with your mom." Chris said.
"Oh right!" The abnormal girl said and started to get up and ran, Beat followed and Chris packed the board game and caught up with his crazy friends. They then ran up to Luz'a house and in front of it is Luz's mother wearing a dentist uniform "Hi Mami," Luz smiled and hugged her mother.
"Hi Ms. Noceda," The boys greeted hello to their friend's mother.
"Hello Ninos," she greeted happily hugging them as well and kissing them on the cheek. "Thank you for looking after my sweet little witch."
"Hey it's our pleasure," Beat said chuckling. "She's like a sister I never had."
"And you her big brother she never had!" the mother said happily. "Here to wish Luz good luck in summer camp?"
"Well, we were hoping that we can go with her for this summer camp."
"I'm sorry boys, but this is a chance to help make more friends." Camilla Noceda frowned, "But we know you two are her best of friends."
"But we're her only friends who know and get her." Beat said.
"I know Beat, but she needs to make friends on her own, and you know that." The mother of Luz said as the large teen siged and nodded. Then she heard her phone go off, checking as she looked shocked. "Oh, I got to go," she then kisses the children on their cheeks, Chris last and spoke. "Keep them out of trouble." and then kisses his cheek and leaves. "Cuidate mucho niños. ¡Buena suerte!"
"Bye!" Chris and Beat wave goodbye.
"Ok, we've got one last sleep over… one last leap in the Dungeons with Az… huh?" Luz dug deeper into her book bag… no avail as she puts her face inside the item. "Guys, have you seen my book?"
"Yeah, you put it in your book bag when we left?" Beat said, raising an eyebrow.
"The Good Witch Azura, book five right?" Chris checked his bookbag… nothing "... Nope, if you guys did forget something, I would've had i-."
"Hoot." an owl's hood said, making all three humans turn to see a small owl with a large bag… and in the opening is The Good Witch book is on top.
"TINY BOOK THIEF!" Luz shouted and started to run after the owl.
"AFTER IT!" Chris shouted as they chased the little owl, as they chased it to a haunted house as it went in.
"A haunted house?" Beat said. "Why would a little owl go in there?"
"No one should go in there." Chirs adjusting his glasses. "Ah well, we can always get another copy, my treat." he turns around to walk the opposite direction… only to be grabbed by his backpack.
"Nope," Beat puffed his chest out in pride, carrying both Chris and Luz under his arms.
"Oh, no, no NO!" try and guess.
"Oh, yes, yes, YES!" come on, you have one.
"LERRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY!" The large teen started to charge into the house while shouting his war cry. "JEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIII-!" As they went into the house, the door closed and an orange glow flashed around the house.
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Somewhere a suitcase unfolds into a door where the owl jumps out and the three jump out of it.
"-IIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS!" Then the large teen stopped and looked around. "...whoa…"
"Wait, weren't we in a house?" Chris looks around… only to look at Beat. "Uh, Leroy," The tall teen looked down at the friends he was carrying. "Down."
"Oh right." as the three settled down, they looked around the strange odd items and knick knacks and junk found in their home, some even only existed decades ago. "Woah… where are we?"
"I don't know." Beat said looking around too.
"Guys…" Luz looks around the tent, picking up an… odd looking doll. "This place… has a lot of weird stuff… I'm impressed?"
The short teen looked around… only to stop when he felt a weight on his foot, looking down to see three necklace-like items. "Guys, check it out,"
"Woah… three… necklaces?"
"Three… of us?" Luz picked up one with a green gem, looking at her friends.
As they picked the said items up, they felt a pulse of energy running through their veins then it dissipated. "What was that?" Chris said.
"I don't know Chris." Beat said looking around more. "But i don't think we're in kansas anymore."
"Really?" Chris just stared at Beat as he shrugged. "I would rather go back to my bookstore thank you very much." the short teen pointed out… only to see flying books. "One that does not involve… this?"
"Finally, you're back!" a voice spoke out outside of the entrance, causing the teens to peak out to see a woman. "Let's see what we've got here?" She took the wooden owl and placed it on a staff, turning it to see it perched and unmoved like it was a part of the item. "Let's see…" she took out some objects while the teens observed. "Garbage…. Garbage… garbage…"
"Did she just toss a 12 karate gold chalice?" Chris looks down with confusion.
"And a diamond ring?" Beat said with a raised eyebrow. "Come on, those are really expensive?" they heard the woman gasp as they saw her wearing some googly spring glasses.
"Now this." she puts them on and the springs start flopping around. "This will make me rich."
"Uh…." the tall and short teens just stare at her like she's an idiot. "What?" Luz sweat drops, Chris who slapped his own face and Beat just blinks at her.
Then the woman pulls out Luz's book. "And this… well this will make good kindling." she then put the book to the fire out of the candle making Luz gasp.
"Excuse me sorry but that's mine!" Luz said, taking the book and running to her friends. "Home, home, out of this tent of awesomeness!" Chris follows her as Beat is behind… only to see the door shut and turned into a suitcase.
"Echimahuh?" The taller teen shook his head… turning around to see the very woman holding a key.
"You three are not going anywhere." Then Beat rolls under the tent making a hole for Chris and Luz to go through, they run out of the tent only to see their new surroundings. "LUZ WATCH OUT!"
"Huh?" as the girl did not stop her momentum, she tripped to fall over the edge. "AAAGH!" she screamed to close her eyes… only to open them to see she is floating by the edge. "...w-What?" her body was surrounded by a green aura, but that did not help as she was slowly descending.
"Human hook!" Beat grabbed Chris, in order to use his smaller friend as extra reach. Chris grabbed Luz's arm and the large teen pulled them back to the ground level of the cliff. "Ok, since when can you fly?"
"I don't know?" Luz clutched the book dearly as they stood… to see a weird and crazy world. "What the heck?" Luz shook her head to try to see the reality… what is reality.
"... Ok…" Chris blinks for a moment. "Avoid logic and siding fantasy and science fiction… I'd say we're in a different dimension?"
"SO COOL!" Beat shouted and raised his arms up.
"Oh no, no, no, no," the only girl said as she looked at the fairy flying over to them. "Ah! Oh hello little fairy, you're going to tell us that this is all a fantasy mystical dream?"
"LET ME EAT YOUR SKINS!" roared the pixie with sharp teeth.
"AAAAH!" the taller teen punched the tiny carnivorous horror, only his hand was glowing orange and blasted it away in contact. "... Did… Did I do that?" he looked at his hand… then turned to chris.
"Where are we?! Did we die?! Are we in a bad place?" Luz said to herself and her friends questions they have no idea about, then a hand touched the girl's shoulder, making her scratch.
"You wish." the old lady said as she grabs all three of them and places their butts onto stools.
"If you're going to hurt my friends," Beat stepped forward, "You're going to have to get through Chris first!"
"Ye-wait what?"
Then Beat grabbed the short teen by the head and got ready to throw him. "SWORDEBEYONDOVERHEAVEN!"
"BEAT NO!" Luz and Chris shouted as they started bickering on each other leaving the woman confused.
"Woah! Woah! Woah!" The woman held her hands up. "Hurt you, why would I hurt valuable customers!" she gestures to her stall to see all the human junk… even her sign says 'Human Collectibles'.
"Customers?" the three teens said toget-*BAM!* Beat held his huge lump on his head with Chris nursing his hand.
"Can I offer you a human foot with holes?" she said, pulling out a shoe.
"That's a beach shoe."
"Er… or how about this bar of green human candy?" She pulls out deodorant.
"Deodorant." Beat pointed that out, causing her to toss the said item over her shoulder.
"Or! How about this black shadow box that reflects only sadness?" she said holding a handheld T.V.
Luz chuckled as she got off her stool. "That's not all it can do, here let me see." She then grabs the T.V and snatches nearby batteries, places them onto the slots and presses the triangle button for it to turn on for it to play some cheesy exercise video making more customers come over and start to make offers.
"What did you say your name was?"
"I'm Luz, Luz Nocedas! And these two are my best friends!"
"Christion Davis, but call me Chris." He introduces himself by adjusting his glasses.
"Names Beat Tanaka!" The tall teen said pounding his chest making a drum sound.
"Well Luz, Beat and Chris, that was pretty clever, for a human." Then she turns to the short human. "And… a Gnome?" the old perky lady said, touching Chris's head.
Quickly the short teen swatted her hand away. "I'M NOT A GNOME!"
"Okay, okay," then she looked at the tall teen of the three. "Are you a giant?"
"Heh, I get that alot." he said nonchalantly. "You can be surprised how many times everyone calls me that."
"And it's kind of a weird way to say that to another human." Luz said a confusingly
"Oh dear child," she then pulled out her cloth to show her pointy ears. "I'm not like you three."
"POINTY EARS!" Beat said loudly.
"But… that could only mean?"
"An elf?" Chris raised his brow in confusion.
"No I'm not an elf, that guy is," she points her thumb onto a passing buff and tall elf passing by, the old lady then starts to climb onto the table. "I am Eda the owl lady! The most powerful witch in the boiling ilse!"
"A witch?" Luz said in a surprised voice.
"I am respected! Feared!-"
"Busted!" male voice said slamming his fist onto the t.v, the four person group turned to see a guy wearing a mask and uniform as everyone else started to run away. "Eda the Owl Lady, you are wanted for misuse of magic and demonic misdemeanors."
"Whoa witch criminal." the girl said.
"You are hereby to come with me to the comformatoriom." the guy said, grabbing Eda's wrist.
She then pulled her arm away from the guard. "Would you stop following me if I didn't squat." Eda said, crossing her arms.
"Of course an owl thief would belong to a Thief?" Chris narrows his eyes upon Eda.
"What, she is only grabbing our junk we don't use anymore." Beat said to the short teen.
"And you three are co-" he didn't get to finish only to see Beat's size. "...are you an Ogre?"
"Are you afraid of them?"
"... Um… yeah?"
"Then…" he roared like Shrek as the guy screamed like a girl and they kept screaming as his mask is covered with the humans spit and he stopped buying the guy and continued screaming for a bit until he stopped. "This is the part, where you run away."
"... huh… oh right… ahem." The constable clears his throat, pulling up his pants like a skirt and squeals away.
"How does that work?" Luz blinks, only to see Eda grab her hand.
"Come on let's bounce!" she said, snapping her fingers for her objects to be wrapped in a bag. "That trick worked but not for long." she uses her key again for the dimensional door to be bagged with her belongings.
"Why's that?" Beat asked only to see her run.
"CAUSE THEY CHASE AFTER OGRES FOR MEAT!"
"AH GEEZ!" he shouted and started to run with the old woman. "Okay questions, answers, now lady!"
"Wait up!" the short teen follows them in hot pursuit. "If we die, I will haunt your dreams to the end of time!"
"HA!" Eda laughed. "You couldn't even get into my dreams shortstuff." she smirks as she looks at her new running companions. "You three are far too valuable to die on my watch."
"WHAT?!"
"Aly-OOOP!" Eda twirled her staff, creating it to be longer with larger wings. "Hop aboard like you don't want to die."
"You think that staff can hold Beat?!" Chris shouted pointing to the behemoth
"CHANCE IT! CHANCE IT!" Luz screams as she hops on, having her size different friends to follow. The other worlders held onto dear life as they took to the skies, leaving the guards behind. "Okay, okay, flying staves, crazy monsters, you're a witch, what is this place?!"
"This is the Boiling Iles," Eda introduced the land the three humans are currently on. "Every myth you humans have is a little of our world leaking into yours."
"As in vampires?"
"Griffins?" Soon a large pigeon headed and lion body beast flew by them, screeching to the world and vomiting ants. "I knew it!"
"Oh yeah, we have it all, Vampires, Griffins, Goblins, Giraffes." the old lady said, making the trio confused.
"Giraffes?" the trio spoke in unison.
"Oh yeah, we banish those guys." as they landed, the staff returned to normal after Eda hopped onto the ground. "Bunch of freaks." But the trio was paying attention to the dismembered hand still on the staff, causing them to freak. "Whoops," she took her missing limb and put it back in her stump like it was nothing. "That happens sometimes."
"Okay, I had enough adventure for today!" Luz saids standing up. "This is clearly not the PG fantasy world I've always dreamed about, so, could you help us get back home?"
"Yeah," the tall teen said, patting his medium size friend. "Plus, our parents and her mom first, will kill me."
That only made Eda wave her want in front of them. "Only if you three do something for me in return."
"Very well." Chris adjusts his glasses again. "But could you tell us something?"
"What is it kid?" He then showed Eda the amulet which made her eyes widen in shock. "Where did you get that amulet?"
"So that's what they're called." Beat said he pulled out his own amulet as Luz does with her own.
"Okay where on the Boiling Isles did you find those amulets?!" the owl lady said.
"I think your owl friend dropped them when we entered the haunted house." Beat answered
Luz nodded and followed up. "And in your tent."
"That's strange, I've never held any amulet, not that I know of." the Owl Lady said and began to think. "But how did three humans find them easy?... better yet… " , she created a small glowing circle with a wave of her finger, walking away as the sack of junk floated with the mysterious vendor. "this way kids, I have most of the answers."
As the three looked at one another, they shrugged and followed, not by choice but it is the only one. Soon they found themselves to see a large house with a broken castle tower attached to the foundation.
"Um, aren't you worried about those guards finding us?" Chirs looked back to the forest, trying to find if anyone was following them.
"Nope," Eda spoke in pure confidence and raised her owl staff. "My house has the state of the art defense system."
The front door had and howl head emblem on top of the surface, magical, it spoke out in an annoying voice. "Hoot! Hoot! Password please!" Then, Eda poke its eyes and yelped in pain. "OW!"
"We don't have time Hooty, just let us in."
"Alright, alright, geez" begrudging as it knows Eda too well. "You never want any fun, ow." it spoke angrily. "HOOT!" Hooty opened its mouth wide as the door's entrance, as they walked in hooty close his mouth then burped.
"Woah…" Beat adjusts his eyes in the darkness, amazed by the magic around them.
"Welcome to… the owl house." Eda snapped her fingers as light sparks up on the candles showing the living room. "Where I hide from the pressures of modern life, also the cops, and ex-boyfriends."
"This place is amazing!" Luz shouted, taking in the beautiful decor. Then the three humans felt tremors around the house.
"What is that?!"
"Oh that's my roommate." Eda rolls her eyes by the tremors.
"WHO DARES INTRUDE UPON I-," a deep voice with a big shadow comes from the hallways to the living room. "-THE KING Of demons!" the voice had diminished when the mysterious monstrous figure… is nothing more than a small furry humanoid with a skull. Appears as though interrupting a bubble bath by wearing a towel and holding a rubber ducky.
"... Huh?"
"What?"
Luz gasped with a blush and sparkles in her eyes. "!Ay, que lindo!" she spoke in a different language in awe, scooping the little cute and adorable creature and snuggles it deeply. "Eda, he's so cute~!" she pulls away to look at his adorable form and coos. "Who's a widdle guy? Who's a widdle guy? Is it you? Is it you?" she continues the cute and cuddly snuggle assaults.
"No, I don't know who your little guy is! Eda who is this monster?!" the adorable creature said in fear from the hugging human.
"Well what do you know?" Beat teases as he nudges Chris. "Not the shortest person now huh?"
"Ugh!" Chris groans while rubbing his eyes. "Fine whatever…"
"Oh this is Luz," Eda said holding back the ever weird girl away from the little demon. "And these are her friends, Beat and the Gnome is Chris."
"NOT A GNOME!"
"You look like one shortstuff."
"SHUT IT! I'M STILL GROWING!"
Eda rolls her eyes with a smirk, so lively. "They're going to help with our little… situation."
"Really?!" King looked happy instead of horrified, fists raised and praised. "HOORAY!"
"So what is this situation?" Beat said, crossing his arms.
The owner of the Owl House nods. "Let me explain." She raised both fingers, drawing a circle made of yellow light to create a circular imagery window. "King was once a mighty King of Demons, until his crown of power was stolen," a hand took away the large beast's crown, losing strength and shrunk. "And he became… this…"
"You mean this bundle of joy?" the girl said, hugging King again and making Beat hold in his laughter.
"Where do we come in?" Chris looked unconvinced as he crossed his arms.
"The crown is held by the Evil Warden," Eda explains further through the situation. "Locked behind a barrier that no magical being could enter, unless, none magical like you humans can dance through."
"Well you have three of them." Beat said holding three fingers out.
"Yep, if you help us retrieve his crown, we'll send you back to your realm, so what do you say?" Eda said to the three humans "plus," she then grabbed King and held his face to them. "who can't say no to this cute face?"
"NO PLEASE DON'T ENCOURAGE HER!"
"... Weirdo Huddle…" Beat, Luz, and Chris formed a circle and began to discuss their next move. "So…" Beat looks at his friends. "What do we have?"
"They're our only way home." Chris said as he spoke to Eda and King. "I… guess we play along?"
"We don't have much of a choice do we?" Luz asked her only friends, a pause was made…
"So…" the Owl House owner wiggles her way in. "Enough room for the Weirdo Huddle as well?"
"One more?" King pops in too, thanks for his small size to pass between their legs.
"Er…"
"We're getting off topic," Chris pulled out his amulet again and showed it to Eda. "could you tell us about these Amulets?"
The owl lady looks at the mysterious items… then nods. "The amulets you're holding contain magical creatures called a Titans," Eda explains the first part as she made another circle to show the three humans. "History's been muddled over the years, so this is what you get," it showed monsters, humanoids, elves, wizards and witches battling one another to the death. "A long time ago, before the Boiling Isles became as is, there was only one war, and it's name was… the Beginning."
"Sounds like the end to me?" Beat inputs his two cents, but a whack sound effect was made. "Ow!"
"Shush." the owner of the Owl House continues. "Upon the end of the Beginning, a Wizard named Casterwill, created these Titans and ended the war. And soon, stories became myth, and myth became false stories." she said and canceled the magic. "Right now, what you have are the Amulets of the hundred Titans."
"So… you know how to use them?" Luz asked, only to hear her snort.
"Heck no, no one was able to see, hear, or know what a Titan was for thousands of years." Eda's smile grew as a devious idea was forming in her mind. "As such, you kids will be able to help us with our said problem."
"But we don't know how to use them," the tall teen said, gesturing to Luz. "she didn't even know what to do and she got to fly."
"Don't forget you have lightning hands." the shorter teen reminds Beat's hand of death.
"Oh yeah, and I can shoot lightning from my hands."
"Well you three got to trial by fire." Eda said and hoists Luz over her shoulder "Now, let's go somewhere fun."
As Beat and King followed, Chris sighed as he too join them too, this will not be fun at all.
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"So… what are we going to do exactly?" Beat asked as he peaked over the corner of the very large tower. "And what's that?"
"The Conformatorium," Eda confirmed for the three as they looked at the tall prison. "It's a place for those considered unsuitable for society."
"So a jail for people who don't fit in?" Chris guessed with his eyebrow raised. "That's the worst definition of an Asylum I've ever heard?"
Luz saw a wanted poster that almost looked like Eda, pulling it to take a closer look with a huge reward. "Wow, these guys have the hots for you?"
"You know it." Eda winks upon the kids with a confident smile. "Because we're too slippery."
"Try to catch me while covered in grease!" King said joyously as he perches on Beat's head, until the tall teen tips to have him fall. "You three and I are going to the top of the Tower to get my Crown."
"While I, that's me." Eda flips her hair and prepares her staff. "Will distract the Warden long enough for you to get the crown."
"Sounds like this needs a lot more prep time then now?" Chris tries to calculate a (safe) alternative plane. "Are you sure we can do this tonight?"
"Should I wear a disguise!?" Luz said excitingly. "Oh! I've been waiting to use this," she pulled up the hood to show that the top has cat ears. "Meow, moew." she pointed her fingers up with the said fake cat ear hoodie.
"..."
"..."
"..."
"It's hideous." King broke the ice, he did not sound hesitant at all, excited is more of the better term.
"Oh you'll fit right in." the owl lady said, she then stabs her staff on the ground for a magical platform to form underneath the humans.
"Goodbye science, hello magic." Chris said, just waved his hands up. The human group went inside the window and saw lots of cells in a spiraling room.
"Wow," Beat looks up and down the spiral world of cages. "This beats any RPG graphics in all games, anyday."
"Hey," they stopped admiring the inner dungeons, turning to see a girl behind bars who have black hair and canine pointed fangs. "How'd a cat, a troll, and a gnome escape from your cells?"
"NOT A -MMMmffffffgh!" Chris's mouth was covered by Luz, Beat and King to try and keep him quiet from any guards from hearing them.
"Oh no, no, no, I'm not a cat," the human girl pulled down her hoodie. "Beat's not a Troll, and Chris is definitely not a Gnome, and we're not chrimminals."
"Not yet your not." King exclaimed the soon to be obvious upon the three humans with enthusiasm.
"Neither are we," the black haired girl in the cell then checked her nails. "The Warden likes to lock people up who don't fit in," she then pulls out a book where there is food with little arms and legs. "I like fanfiction and food and I like love, just let me write about it!"
"..." Chris looks at his friends. "That's not a crime, that's a future money maker for children's books."
"Exactly!" the girl said finally found someone who gets it.
Then a humanoid creature with many eyeballs stepped forward. "I like eating my own eyeballs." he said to pluck one of his eyes out and ate it… only to regrow it back into his eye socket.
"... Ok… if that's not cannibalism, I don't know what is?" Beat blinked as he and his friends could never wash that out of their memory banks, then again he just saw a fairy that eats skin.
"WE ARE AGENTS OF FWEE EXPWESSION!" a voice shouted making all three of them turn to see a very small white head with a large nose and human hair. "THEY WILL NEVER SIWENCE US!"
"Hey Chris, someone smaller than you." Beat jabbed at Chris again for another size joke.
"Leave me alone."
"Yeah, she's really into company theories." the black hair girl said pointing her thumb at her.
"THE WORLD IS A SIMUWATION!" shouted the smaller creature in an adorable voice. "WE ARE BUT PWAYTHINGS FOR THE HIGHER BEING!"
"That's cute and crazy at the same time." the large teen said, crossing his arms.
"Wait…" Luz looks at each and every one of the prisoners. "These aren't crimes, none of you actually did anything wrong. You're all just a bunch of weirdos…" She then looks at her friends. "Like us." However, the train of thought had been silent as footsteps drummed in slow rhythm.
"It's Warden Wrath," the fanfic writer girl turns to the humans and creatures. "Hide." she watches them open an empty cell, having to close it to ensure they are hidden out of site.
Coming out of the door is a big man wearing a white rob, has faid purple skin, and wearing a nose mask that looks like a crow. "I can hear you." he spoke calmly to his prisoners.
"Uh-oh, the calm ones are the most cunning ones." Chris whispers as King nodded in agreement.
The warden walks up to the cages. "Just what are you fools whispering about?" Then he looked down to see the wanted poster. "Ah, the owl lady." he then crumpled the paper and morph his hand into a hammer only to slam it onto the cell where the humans and king are. "I'll get my hands on her soon enough."
"FWIGHT AGENTS THE APWESSER! WE WILL WRESIST! WE WILL CONQUER! WE WILL NEVER BE AFWAID OF YOU YOU CWEEP!" She shouted at Wrath, he then raised the lever for the cell to raise up. "Hey I'm fwee." Then he grabs the little creature by a hand full.
"Let this be a lesson to all of you," Wrath said as he gestures the creature. "There's no place in society for you if you don't fit in." Wrath threatens as he walks away back to the door and slams it shut.
"Don't worry, I'll get you guys out." Luz tried to pull the lever up… only for it to not move.
"Um… little help beat?"
"You got it L." he smirks and flexes his arm. "I'm a one man swiss army kni-."
"Wait, don't." Chris stops Beat's hand from reaching the lever. "If you pull and release them, the guards might hear the cages open."
"One of them is afraid of ogres," Beat said, grabbing the handle. "So I'll just go Hulk on them."
"Not part of the plan," King jabs the tall teens head only for a squeak noise to sound. "Now, crown time."
"Just… go…" the fanfic writer sadly said. "Enjoy freedom while you guys can…"
"What's one to enjoy freedom when you guys are locked up here?" Beat said, earning her attention. "For one to be locked up, is to give up on one's dream and to stay 'safe' within one's torment of not being free."
"..." Chris looks at Beat… slapping his face and groans. "Ugh fine…" he said and pulled out two metallic sticks. "Give me a minute." he went to the locking mechanism. "... You guys go get the crown, I'll handle freeing the prisoners."
"What the heck?" Luz blinks in surprise. "Since when did you learn lock picking?"
"I have a lot of spare time to read and get into your detention." he said as he took a third stick and put it in his mouth.
"Come on," Beat said and puts his hand on Luz's shoulder, "We're burning time." he then gives her a shoulder ride and walks off.
"NOW I'M THE TALLEST ONE IN THE BOILING ILES! FEAR ME!" king shouted
"Don't you know the meaning of stealth?" Luz held her finger to shush the tiny creature. "And Beat, that poem is great as usual."
"Thanks L, I just can't stand them being locked up for being different like you, Me and Chris." he said walking to the door. "And when we finish this, I'm going to ask Eda more about the Titans and the Amulets."
Then coming up to them is Eda. "Hey I just checked," she then jumps out of her staff and stands in front of them. "The warden is busy torturing some tiny creature he won't be coming anytime soon." Then she looked around knowing someone's missing. "Where's the short stack?"
"Ayyyy," the tallest teen said in elves while pointing at her. "And to answer your question, he's busy getting the other prisoners we met out."
"Wait… that's not part of the plan?"
"Well it's improvising, we get the crown, we get the prisoners out, and we all go scott free, win win, now let's hurry up." Beat said walking past her. "And if the plan goes astray, always follow the golden rule."
"Two out of three is the safest way out?" King answered the question. "I don't like him, he sounds like more of a stiff?"
"He's not like that." Luz explains to King and Eda, "Chris is trying his best to keep us safe as possible, making sure we don't go… overboard?"
"Like the time he swapped your griffin project with his," Beat recounts each moment, "gathering up the snakes as you 'forgot' them for your book report?"
"Oh… right…" But Luz smiled as she blushes. "He even helped me in the Romeo and Juliet plays, making sure I don't go crazy…" she laughed. "I almost pulled fake intestines after the dagger part."
"Yeah, and if one of my cousins catches wind of that," Beat then chuckled a little and shaked his head. "Prepare for the lecture of your life."
They then reached a large door that has the words 'contraband' on the said door. "My crown, it's close!" the king of demons said, jumping off of Luz's shoulder and start to fiddle on the doorknob. "I can sense its power!"
"Aw, he gets so cute when he is thirsty for power." Eda said seeing King doing his thing.
Luz then starts to feel down while leaning onto her large friend's head. "It's not fair that they're all in here, those guys just want to be themselves, why does everyone think that being a weirdo is so bad?"
Before any of their questions were answered, the doorknob rolled to their feet, they all saw King giggling with laughter and opened the door and waddled his way in "Come on," Eda exclaimed with a different subject. "Let' go before he hurts himself." … only to hear him grunt in pain.
"Too late." Beat and Luz said in unison, as they walked in they saw a pillar of light in the middle of the room, King rubbing his head and charging head first only to zap himself again.
"We have humans you know?" Eda reminds her tiny roommate.
Adorably and innocently, he looks at the forcefield. "Oh yeah," look at him, so innocent and cute!
"You ready L?" Beat said looking up to Luz for her to nod, they breathed in and started to walk up to the pillar, they went though it unscaved and unharmed. Beat let Luz down for her to jog forward.
"Beat, look," she found a sack. "More amulets."
"Guess we hit the jackpot." Beat said, pumping his fist and taking the bag. "We'll take these Titans to go Mr. Warden Breath, thank you very much." he said to nothing as he looked around the pile. "Lets see if they have more treasure."
"Wait…" Luz tugged her tall teen's arm, having to point up in the pile. "... Is that…"
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"I have to say, that's amazing grammar." Chris said while picking the lock for the eyeball eating monster, having already freed the Fanfic Writer girl as he got to work.
"Thanks, and that large guy has a way with words doesn't he?"
"Yeah, he was a way to change people's minds… even mine." Chris said and took out a sprocket from the disassembled lever. "While they just run wild and free, I have to make sure they don't get into too much trouble… as always." he said and held up a hand. "Pass me that doohickey by that whatchamacallit?"
"You mean a screwdriver and another metal toothpick?"
"Yeah, sorry, didn't know the specifics of the Boiling Isles," he said as he took the items. "Hense call me a Foreigner."
"Don't worry."
"I never got your name?" Chirs said and started turning a sprocket… then reaching inside as elephant noises are heard. "I'm Chris."
"Call me Lena." the now named Lena introduced herself to the human.
"I'm Tenno." Said the Eyeball monster politely with a smile… Soon the doors began to open quietly. "Free?"
"Yup, now let's get your little friend and hustle out o-."
"FWEEZE!" a guard shouted, making everyone turn to them, to the only good side, the conspiracy tiny creature with them, only to have a swollen bruised eye. "I HAWE EXCQAPT!"
"Oh Butterballs." Chris held his chest… "Wait a minute, if you're here, then that would mean… oh no…"
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"What the heck!?" Eda blinks in disbelief as she looks at the bag. "These Amulets are so rare you couldn't find them in your sock drawer."
"I guess we got lucky?" Beat said in a happy voice. "Oh and this is for you King." he pulled out a… burger queen's crown.
"MY CROWN!" King giddily took it and put it on his head. "Yes, YES!" he shouted in glee. "My powers are returning!" He then grabbed a stuffed rabbit. "I shall name you Francois and you shall be a minion in my army of darkness! HA HA" look at him playing pretend, so cute.
Luz is feeling more down than before. "That crown doesn't give him any powers, does it?"
"Uh… no." Eda said to the humans in honesty… only to deflate. "Oh look at us guys," While she begins to explain, the furry little adorable demon happily adjusts the right fittings of his crown. "King and I don't have much in this world and we only have each other, so if that dumb crown is important to him, it's important to me."
"Yeah, and I guess we weirdos have to stick together huh?" the tall teen said with a smile.
"Yeah," Eda said as Luz smiled. "Well we owe you one, now let's get out of here before the warden finds us and loses his head."
"Too late." Wrath's voice said then Edas head was sliced off from her body and Luz catches it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Beat and Luz screamed in fear as the latter held the head of the owl lady.
"... Ow!" The dismembered head of Eda yelps in pain and speaks. "Oh, I hate it when that happens."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" the humans screamed again at Eda's head.
Beat felt queasy and held his stomach but kept it in while Luz checked on the Owl Lady. "Eda, are you alright?" she said looking left and right of her head.
"Yeah it just happens when you get older."
"It does?!"
"Finally," Wrath's hand changed from a sickle blade to normal digits and walked to them. "I have you cornered, Eda the Owl Lady."
King was distracted and freaked out by Eda's dismembered ment as Wrath grabbed his crown. "Weh?"
"My guards could never get you, but I knew if I took your pets little toy, you'll come running." soon, helplessly as King watches his precious item crushed easily.
"No!" The adorable demon stepped back to his friends and fell to his knees. "My powers."
"What do you want from me?!" the head of Eda said to the warden. "I never actually broken any of your stupid laws… in front of you."
"I want you…" Warden Wrath began to speak.
"What? Cash? Gold? Secrets of the lost treasure of Watoomb?" Beat tries to guess the many reasons for this.
Then Wrath pulls out a bouquet of flowers. "To go out with me."
"..."
"..."
"Wha?"
"What?"
"Huh?" King tilted his head in confusion.
"Well… that was a downer."
"Go boss!" one of the guards cheered for him as another gave a thumbs up.
Wrath quickly glanced at his workers with boasted confidence. "You have always eluded our capture, you've always been the one who got away, I find that alluring."
"This is getting so weird." Beat and Luz cringed as they are in the same room with this… creep...
"Stay two out of this!" he morphed one of his limbs into tentacles whipping at Luz and Beat. "So how about it, owl lady? The most powerful witch in the boiling iels and the feared warden wrath, we'll be the strongest power couple ever!"
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"Oh no," Lena peaks over the door with Tenno and Spokes, the conspiracy creature, as Chris sees Warden Wrath capturing his friends. "He's got them, it's over."
"No," the short teen stood forward. "He hasn't caught me."
"What are you gonna do?" Tenno asked curiously. "If you get caught, you're just gonna be like us?"
"Yeah, but I know what I am," he smiled at the former prisoners. "I'm as much of a Weirdo as they are…" soon he looked down to find a glow from the Amulet, taking it out of his pocket, his body began to glow. "Woah…"
"What is that?" Spokes asked in curiosity.
"..." Chris looked up and saw a bag, which a familiar aura is emitting. "..." he turns to the former prisoners. "I'm gonna show him what Weirdos are made of." he opens the door widely. "Oh Warden!" He spoke in a country accent.
"Huh?" He turns to Chris and the prisoners. "The prisoners, they've escaped!"
"I reckoned who they were," continuing the butcher's country accent, Chris stepped forward. "I'd say to you it's my turn to show you what real manners are made of." He then lifts the blue amulet, an echo… a name being called. "Please work…" he raised it in the air. "CALIBAN! WE NEED YOU!"
Then coming out of the amulet is a warrior coming out of the energy from the amulet, showing his majestic flowing white hair, his gray armor and blue eyes holding a sword triumphantly ready to fight. Then he landed next to Chris which made him and the weirdos in shock.
"What?" Warden looked shocked as the guards looked afraid. "Grr… no matter, it's just a summon, get them!"
"Caliban, handle the Warden!" The short teen commands as the MesoTitan Warrior charges at Wrath and cuts the tentacles that are holding his friends and ready to face him.
"Agh!" Warth winced in pain as his limbs were cut, but regrew them… but sees Beat with a glowing hand.
"Hi there," the large teen lifted the large man and started to spin around 4 times and throw him towards the guards. "Still got it!"
"Nice!"
"Everyone out! Now!" Chris told the Weirdos to leave as possible to find the exit.
Luz grabbed the staff and rode it like a magic broomstick and started chanting magic words. "Expecto… flying… magicus?" she tries to tell the stick to fly but to no avail. Just in time as Chris and Beat to get on.
Eda saw Caliban tangling with Wrath, however, the tentacles of his arm changed and tossed the summoned creature away. She then turned to her staff with wise magical words of wisdom. "Gun it magic stick!" Eda said as the stick started to fly away as the warden got up.
Wrath turned away from the Titan who was busy with his guardsmen, seeing Eda and her friends leaving. "Owl lady, I won't let you get away again!" he morphed his arms into tentacles again and started the chase.
As the human, demon pet and witch flew with Wrath on their tails, the weirdos are near the door and it burst open letting them all out, when they reached to the platform bellow Wrath thrust his tentacles at them making Luz to lose her balance and all of them feel to the floor. "Ow my bones!" King shouted in pain as Eda reattached her head.
"Luz," she then pulls out a key from her hair then gives it to the human. "Get your friends back to the human world."
"What about you guys?" Luz said in a worried tone.
"You think this guy is bad," King spoke as he ran up to Eda who was dodging the blades. "You should've seen her last boyfriend!"
"Not my boyfriend!" She grabbed her little friend and dodged Wrath's bladed hands.
"Like hex we're leaving!" Beat said standing up, "I want to help out!" Then the amulet glowed in Beat's pocket, he pulled it out to see it shine, then he smiled and turned to the warden. "Alright, LETS RUMBLE FREELANCER!" He shouted and thrust his amulet that looked like a shield into the air.
Then coming out of said amulet is a silhouette is another knight but his helmet is more flat and has a large glove, he manifested a large shield on his left arm then a lance on his large glove and landed next to Beat, kneeling to him.
"Alright, hey king, remember my golden rule?" the king of demons nodded as beat started to feel power coming from his fist. "IT'S BREAK STUFF! FREELANCER WITH ME!" he then charges at the warden with his Titan.
"Luz, get out, now!" Chris dodged and tripped a guard. "Get home safe before you get anymore hurt!" he ducked and grabbed the guard he was fighting from behind to distract him.
"No! I can't just leave you guys here!" an explosion was heard from top of the tower, a crash came down on the ground floor with everyone to see the Meso-Titan Warrior brushing off the dust and rubble that was once under.
"Caliban!" Chris looked happy to see the warrior titan standing next to him. "Glad you're alright." He turns his attention back to the warden as Eda, Beat and his titan are fighting him. "Lets go." Caliban nodded to his partner dashed into battle
"Everyone is fighting?" Luz watches as Titans and her friends fend off the guards… what can she do, what could she do? Her pocket glowed, and had to pull out the amulet she found when she arrived. She remembered how Chris and Beat summoned these magical creatures. "Please… SAVE MY FRIENDS!" She raised the Amulet. "SABRIEL!"
Then violet purple lighting surges around as running out of it is a woman who wears a helmet that has curved horns, light armor and holding her curved sword and ready for a fight.
"Well will you look at that," Eda said, dodging another slash attack, then whacking the guard between the knees. "Those three stooges are Seekers."
"FREEDOM!" The prison gates are opened as the prisoners are set free.
Lena turned to see Chris with his friends and the Titans, then spotted a bag full of Amulets on the ground. "We have to help them, come on!" They each grab a random amulet and hold it up high instantly knowing the names of said amulet.
"MINDRONE!/REDCAP!/MARAUDER!"
Then an insect creature with one eye leaped over, another creature with a bandana over its eyes with large claws and gauntlets and a mummy wearing a deep sea mask and have blades on his gauntlets appeared as all six of them charged at the wardan.
"I like eating my eyeballs!" Tenno roars as Minddrone grabbed Wrath's legs.
"I think the World is a Triangle!" Spokes shouted with Redcap holding the Warden's arm.
"I've studied the Ancient Art of Fanfiction!" Lena spoke true as Marauder tackled their former prison keeper to the ground, with Tenno and Mindrone tying his arms to render Wrath useless.
The Conformatorium prison guards began to retreat as they were too much and the prisoners cheered and made their escape… however.
The Weirdo Trio walked up to Eda, King and the humans with presented Amulets. "Here, you may need these." Lena said, returning the Amulets to them.
"You're not keeping them?" Eda asked as she took Marauder's Amulet back. "Why, you're a Seeker?"
"I guess… but…"
"It's not our path." Tenno spoke out as he returned his amulet. "In our hands the power could be too much and we'll be too noticed."
"The Titan's are in better hands with the Owl Lady." Spokes nodded with a smile.
"Well i hope we meet you crazy guys again." Beat said, smiling then patting Tenno on the back. "We still need to hang out sometime!"
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The group went back to the owl house as Eda was standing in front of the three humans. "Well, a deal's a deal." Eda then snapped her fingers as the key that she gave Luz floated to the owl lady's hand and she pressed on the eye making a suitcase unfurls to make a door. "Time to get you three home."
Luz, Beat and Chris walked up to the said door and started to think. The only girl of the weirdo trio stopped… and looked down on the pamphlet of the summer camp and The Good Witch Azura.
"Luz?" Chris said as he and Beat turned to their only girl friend. "You okay?"
"..." she stepped away from her friends, and turned to Eda… then to her only pals. "Okay… this is going to sound strange… but…" she said and smiled with confidence. "I want to stay here."
"What?" Beat said and Chris is in shock to hear that from her. "But why L?"
"Look guys, I never fit in back home." Luz explained. "And you two are my only friends I ever met, and I never get to fit in with school."
"..." the taller teen scratches the back of his head. "She's not wrong."
"..." the short teen nods on what she's saying. "Indeed."
"And here, in this world we get to have amazing adventures!" she gestures to Eda and King. "Here, it's a whole new mystery, waiting to be discovered and these Titans are a whole new playstyle." she looked at the 'joyful' activities of the Summer Camp, she then crumpled it and threw it away. "No way I'm going to Summer Camp."
"What's Summer Camp?" Eda asked confusingly. "What are we talking about?"
"You do boring stuff during 3 months off." Beat explained. "Plus, there's no way this weirdo trio is going to split up."
"... I must be out of my mind," Chris sighs and stepped away from the door. "I'm staying too," this shocked his crazy friends as he looked at them. "Somebody has to keep you two out of trouble."
"And, I can be a witch like you!"
"WHAT?!" Eda shocked and shook her head after she accidentally dropped King. "Woah, woah, woah, a Human can't be a Witch?"
"But… when I was about to fall off a cliff, I flew… floated from getting hurt?" Luz explained her earlier event.
"And during the prison I felt power and I was able to punch the warden like a tank!" Beat sait with a grin on his face.
"... He's got a point," King looks up to the Owl Lady.
"Wait, you too?" the short teen looked at his friends… but face palms. "Wait, I shouldn't be surprised at all…"
"If you teach us all about magic, Titans and Seekers, we'll do anything you say, no questions asked!" Luz says joyously and excitedly.
"Plus, it will be fun making fun of short stack here…" Beat wiggles his brow, only to be slugged in his arm painfully. "Ow… tiny but mighty shortstuff."
"Let them stay!" King hops in place. "They're really fun."
"Well…" Eda tapped her finger to her chin as she pondered. "Alright, but only if one of you can cook." Luz and Beat pointed at Chris, who rolled his eyes. "Then it's settled, apprentices, you guys do work for me, I'll teach you anything with whatever I can find about Titans and Seekers."
"Deal!" the tall teen said with a smile on his face then turned to the human girl. "Luz, are you thinking what i'm thinking?"
"GROUP HUG!" she shouted as Luz and her large friend all hugged their three companions.
"Hey hey what's going on here?" Eda said, confused about what's happening.
As the trio found their spots in their new room, they began to settle down with their sleeping bags. "Man, what a crazy beginning for our summer right guys?" Beat said, starting to change into his PJs.
"Yeah," the short teen agreed as he slipped into his sleeping bag and turned to Luz. "at least the three of us can work together."
"With The three callaberos." Beat flopped down with his t-shirt and shorts for sleepwear. "This will be the best summer ever."
"Yeah," Luz said, pulling out a photo stand of herself and her mami hugging each other. "Thanks guys for alway being my friends."
"No problem L." Beat said with a smile.
"Ehem," King's voice said as he entered the room with his 'solder' in his arms. "Your sleep cocoon looks fluffy." Luz patted her sleeping bag as the king of demons started to act like a cat and started to sleep on Luz's sleeping bag end.
"I think we're going to like it here," the human girl said, before she would get comfortable… she checked her phone.
"How was Summer Camp?" her mother texted her.
Luz thought for a moment, she wanted to tell her everything that happened… but… it would be too much… she sent out a thumb up emoji. Making her smile as the reply back is a happy smile. Soon the fantasy creative girl snuggles into her sleeping and smiles. "Good night you guys."
"Nights./Goodnight." they said as they went to sleep, all three humans are now going to have future adventures with their titans, Eda the Owl Lady and King the lord of demons.
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Artzilla: and done! Hope you guys like this crossover as much as we love making it.
Subterra: Review whenever you can. This has been a blast for us. To be honest, I never would've thought Huntik Titans and spells would've worked here. But it just worked.
Artzilla: TO VALHALLA! (Jump up high to the sky) WAKANDA FOREVER!