"Last time on Total Drama: Action!" Chris begins announcing as a collage of scenes from last episode play, "Our two loser teams faced off in an epic mystery-spy movie challenge filled with secret codes, invisible buildings, and most importantly of all: deadly lasers! Millie and Wayne thought they could outsmart the handsome host by reflecting the lasers, but little did they know I had a bit of a trick up my sleeve!" He chuckles as footage of the lasers melting through Millie's heirloom show, "Through multiple dastardly rooms filled with different surprises, the final battle came down between Chase and Emma, who stopped to chit-chat a little bit about the possibility of couples therapy." He says ironically with footage of Emma beating up Chase showing in the background, "In the end, Chase beat Emma to the button a millisecond before Emma did, but since Chef made me cranky by ruining my fun with the lasers, I decided to send both teams to elimination, leading to the demise of both Emma and Chase."

"Who will need therapy this episode? Who will prove the most that they need a psychiatric hospital?" He then leans closer to the camera and whispers, "Probably Scary Girl."

"Find out right here, right now, on Total. Drama: Action!"

The theme song plays and ends.

The camera shows the Venomous Victor girls in their trailer, with Axel casting a shadow on MK in her bed as she does jumping jacks.

"99, 100!" The camo-laden girl exclaims while MK covers her head with her pillow. Axel then begins yelling, "Get up soldier! Zombies don't sleep and neither should you!"

MK gets up and looks at Axel with an annoyed face, "Seriously? Do you have to do this early in the morning?"

Axel shrugs at her, "I don't see why it bothers you?"

"Really? Saying to me 'get up soldier?'" MK questions to her in frustration, "Let me guess, you're gonna do the clique thing of getting the nerd up early to become stronger through convenient training montages, right?"

Axel raises an eyebrow at her before realizing, "Ooooh, you thought I was talking to you! I was talking to my stuffed animal, Rex!" She explains as she pulls a crocodile plush out of her back pocket that has a pirate patch over one of its eyes. it seems to be in poor condition with several re-stitched areas. Axel then smiles an ignorant smile at MK, "Don't worry, I'll leave you alone now to go on my morning run around the island! You do your braniac thing and I'll do mine."

Axel in the confessional: "This here," She says as she shows the crocodile plush to the confessional camera, "Rex is my entire life!"

Axel stampedes out of the trailer as MK just looks at her with narrow eyes, "Ugh..." She groans before flopping back asleep into her bed.

MK in the confessional: "Y'know, Axel's not bad as far as people go. Or y'know, as far as zombie-crazed lunatics go. But she better not wake me up in the morning again."

The camera shows a couple of the contestants in the craft services tent, including Wayne, Raj, Zee, Bowie, MK, Axel, Julia, Priya, Nichelle, and Caleb.

Millie, Damien, and Lauren are nowhere to be seen.

Zee sighs while sitting next to Bowie and MK as they happily chow down on their bacon and eggs, "Aw man… I don't understand why everybody voted out my buddy Chase! He didn't do anything wrong."

Bowie pipes up, offended, "Maybe it's because he's a total butt-knuckle?"

Julia responds angrily from across the room, "Hey, that's my phrase! That's like… cultural appropriation!"

MK groans at Julia's comment as Wayne comes over to cheer Zee up, "Hey, it's okay bud! Have some of my food that fell on the floor!"

"Awesome," Zee replies, "Extra flavor!" Before chowing down aggressively on the floor-bacon, that has bits of hair in it.

Bowie holds himself back from barfing as Raj comes over to pat his back.

Bowie in the confessional: "Everytime I think Zee can't get more strange or gross… he surprises me."

Just then, Lauren walks into the tent as lightning flashes behind her.

Axel responds to this confusedly, "Where did that come from?! There's not even any clouds in the sky?!"

Axel in the confessional: "I'm onto that 'Scary Girl'!" She says with finger quotes around the goth's name, "Pale skin? Dead eyes? That can only mean one thing!"

"SHE'S A ZOMBIE!" Axel screams in accusation while pointing a crossbow at her.

Lauren does nothing but eerily smile and tilt her head before MK pulls Axel back down to a sitting position, "Woah woah, let's chill out there! Last time I brushed up on my zombie lore, lightning powers wasn't a part of the zombie canon."

MK in the confessional: "Axel is a fierce competitor, and let's just say that for a lack of better words I am 'challenge challenged'" She explains self-deprecatingly with finger quotes, "So if I can team up with her and get her to do whatever I want, my genius strategies can carry us far! My 'friend' Axel is also social game challenged, so I've promised to try and keep her temper under control but it's a bit harder than I was expecting, what with the paranoia that everybody is a zombie and the constant need to prove herself… And what's with the crocodile?"

Axel responds to MK, like what she is about to say is totally obvious, "Some of them can! Haven't you seen Zombie Warrior Princess 3: Return of Poseidon?"

Bowie chimes in, "Still have no idea what the plot of these movies is."

Lauren begins walking further into the tent to take a seat as everybody except Axel, Zee, and Julia avoid eye contact with her.

Julia in the confessional: "I don't see what the big deal with that freak is… what, we're just gonna let her walk around and creep everybody out? Not on my watch!"

Julia makes direct eye contact with Lauren before Lauren just shrugs at her and continues walking.

"Um… rude!"

Lauren then takes a seat right next to Priya, who is continuing to avoid looking directly at the spawn of satan.

Priya in the confessional: She begins speaking in a shaky tone, "Dealing with Scary Girl is just like dealing with a dangerous wild animal. You just have to make slow, calculated movements while avoiding eye contact, just like a bear!"

Priya's strategy doesn't work, as Lauren starts rubbing against her like a cat.

Just then, Chris walks into the tent, "Morning campers! Who's ready for some groovy teen fun?"

"Oh brother…" MK replies unenthusiastically.

"Today's challenge starts in just five minutes, so get your sorry butts up pronto and follow me!"

Everybody leaves the dining hall, not including Priya, who is still trapped by Scary Girl.

Priya eeks out, "Wait… please… help!" While she is left alone, Lauren begins to constrict her like an anaconda in a "hug" of sorts, "Millie?! DAMIEN!"

Lauren in the confessional: "I have a peculiar way of making friends. And Priya is really, really one I would like to have." She comments ominously.

The camera swaps to the contestants (minus Damien, Priya, Lauren, and Millie) with Chris and Chef, standing in front of a large man-made hill with a dirt path that looks oddly similar to the one from the original Action series. On the top of the hill is a large yellow building. Chris begins announcing the plans for the challenge, "Welcome everyone! I hope you've gotten your strength up today for gym class!"

"Ah, coach?" MK begins asking, "I have a doctor's note, I'm allergic to running and sports soooo can we make an arrangement?"

"Dang… that sounds pretty serious," Zee responds, "You think I could get a doctor's note too?"

Caleb begins speaking as Chris ignores the dialogue of MK, "Um, Chris? We seem to be missing a couple members?"

Just then, Damien and Millie come running in, looking exhausted. Damien catches his breath and begins speaking, "Actually, it would be a few members! We're missing more than two so a couple wouldn't be the appropriate-"

Caleb glares at him, unimpressed, while Damien is interrupted by Julia, "What took you two so long? Are you trying to sabotage us, perhaps?" she accuses.

Millie in the confessional: "Wow… Julia is really desperate to stay in this game, isn't she?"

Julia in the confessional: "I'm desperate, okay! That's all I could come up with… I'll find something out though, don't worry. Nichelle basically worships me for some reason, so I can just have her convince the others to keep me in or something."

Millie shouts back at Julia, "I was with Damien in the trailer and Scary Girl locked us in!"

Damien chimes in, "That girl is crazy!... and scary, come to think of it. Hey, where's Priya?"

"Oh I don't know, we think she got eaten by Scary Girl or something in the craft services tent." Julia drops nonchalantly as she looks at her nails.

Nichelle laughs awkwardly loud and touches Julia on the arm, "Hahaha, super funny bestie!"

Julia looks back at her, concerned and annoyed.

Nichelle in the confessional: "Listen, I'm not an idiot. I know Julia doesn't like me very much… but I can't help it, I need her approval! I used to be more famous than her… but now I'm just washed-UP!" She cries as she buries her face in her hands.

Priya comes running in screaming while waving her arms, "Guys! You gotta help me, Scary Girl is…!"

Lauren then comes skipping in as innocent music plays.

MK snides while giving her this face 0_o, "Yeah, really looks like something to be screaming about."

Bowie leans over to her, "Says the girl who she chased with a jackhammer last season."

"Guys, you have to believe me!" Priya asserts as a flashback of Lauren trying to drag her into a coffin plays on screen.

Julia responds angrily, "Okay? Why didn't you just let her put you in the coffin? Not a big deal… mkay? Maybe you'd actually do good in a challenge for once."

Lauren gives Julia a smile and a thumbs up.

"I'd like to see you have to deal with her!" Millie snaps back as she embraces Priya.

Lauren then waves at Millie as she's looking over Priya's shoulder during the hug.

Millie in the confessional: "Is this purgatory? Is that where we are? Am I being punished?!"

Chris begins, "Okay, enough! Now that you're all here physically but not at all mentally, it's time to begin today's challenge! Today's movie genre is the teen high school flick!"

The camera lingers on the contestants as epic music plays, expecting them to cheer or do… something.

"Yeah, I think we've had enough of that to last a lifetime." Bowie says monotonously.

"I know you're used to all kinds of pain in school, so this should be a cinch for you guys." Chris explains, "Now you can think of your challenge to be like gym class! Whoever gets to the top of this hill to reach the school building wins immunity! How about it?"

"There's no way it can be that simple?" Damien questions, "I've done my Total Drama research, and I know there's gotta be a catch!"

"Oh, I'm sure there will be plenty of surprises," Chris begins, "But we don't have all day and daylight is precious so just get a move on!" He yells while blowing his air horn.

The contestants cover their ears before booking it up the hill. The camera swaps to the contestants running and panting in the harsh sunlight.

Damien takes off his jacket as he runs and pants up the hill, "Priya… wait… wait for me!"

Priya is so far ahead that she can't hear him, and Millie comes running from behind and picks Damien up, "Hee-yaw!" She yells in excitement as she runs with Damien.

"Woah woah woah!" Damien yells, originally being shocked, "... You're pretty strong."

"It's all that training from Priya!"

"Oh, yeah… she's pretty cool…" Damien says shyly.

Millie then lets them sit in silence before reacting, "I know you like her, Damien! That's what I was gonna say to you before Scary Girl locked us in the trailer..."

"What? W-what makes you say that?"

"Oh I don't know… maybe it's the way you're always sitting next to her at breakfast, the way you're always blushing around her, helping her with her tasks."

The camera swaps to a wide shot of Millie carrying Damien up the hill a minute later as she continues, "How you're always complimenting her, offering her your extra fooooood, offering to walk her back to the cabin…"

"Alright, alright, I get it." Damien sulks as he looks down, "Did I really make it that obvious?"

Millie giggles, "Yeah, it's pretty obvious. But don't worry, I can help you win her over."

"Really?"

"Yeah, she's shy but I think she likes you too."

Damien makes an embarrassed but happy-looking face as he covers the lower half of his face with his hands.

The camera swaps to MK, who is lagging behind the rest of her team, as she is just walking instead of running. Raj calls out to her from afar with concern, "MK! What's the big hold up?!"

She just shrugs in response.

The camera swaps to all of the contestants minus MK at the top of the hill with Chris, panting and bending down to catch their breath. Chris sits down under an umbrella as an intern fans him, "Venomous Victors… you guys seem to be missing a certain player."

MK then walks up nonchalantly like nothing's going on. Bowie pipes up, "MK? Are you trying to get us to lose?"

"Aww, too bad!" Chris begins speaking.

MK responds to Bowie's comment, "Naw don't worry… just wait, in 3, 2, 1…"

Chris continues, "Even though MK got here last, it doesn't even matter! I lied about this being an immunity challenge!" He then laughs maniacally as the cast looks at him with arms crossed, besides MK, who smirks in satisfaction.

"So you're telling me I ran for nothing?" Zee asks with an innocent sounding tone as he sips his soda, "Bummer…"

"Well do we at least get a reward?" Julia questions in frustration, her team being the first to reach the top as a unit.

"Nope! I just wanted you lazy kids to hurry up so we don't lose daylight filming time."

Wayne and Raj in the confessional: Raj begins, "Isn't Chris just like our gym coach in elementary school, Wayner?"
"Totally Raji! Remember that one time Coach made you do extra laps just cause you let the enemy soccer team score a bunch of goals cause you couldn't figure out how to put the goalie vest on?"
"Totally! We got into hockey after that." He explains while looking at the camera.

Chris shoo's the contestants into the school building, "It's time for class!" He exclaims as the contestants groan in unison before the camera shows all the contestants sitting in a classroom.

Chef walks in dressed in his usual outfit, but this time with a name-tag that says Mr. Chef. Chris is nowhere to be seen.

"Hello students!" Chef says with an oddly happy looking grin, "My name is Mr. Chef!"

Wayne raises his hand, "Mr. Chef, can I go to the bathroom?"

"Sure you can, just take the hall pass-"

He is interrupted by Chris who starts talking through the ceiling's speakers, "Sit down, Wayne! Nobody is allowed to take a wiz."

Wayne then lets out an "aw" of disappointment as Chris continues, "Just explain the challenge, Chef!"

Chef grumbles as he puts his glasses on and takes out a small book from his back pocket.

Caleb in the confessional: "Chris is probably the type to get in trouble for inappropriate student relations."

Chef begins reading from the book, fumbling every few words, "Welcome...students, today's chAllenge involves three... uh, SEPERate parts, of which the FIRST, iS TRIvia." He then shouts out in frustration, "Chris?! Do I really have to read from this thing?"

"Just toss the book and go off script!" Nichelle tells him with confidence.

"You're right," Chef then shrugs and tosses the book behind him, "The challenge has three parts and each part gives the winning team one point. Only one member from each team can compete in this first part, which is Total Drama: Trivia!"

Priya turns to her team, "Oh my gosh, you guys have got to let me do this one! I've seen every Total Drama season like 15 times! And that was even before my 10th birthday!"

"Ugh, fine..." Julia agrees.

Chris then struts into the room with confidence as interns follow him holding two wheels, one of which houses every member of the Venomous Victors while the other has every Moo'd off the Stage member.

"Not so fast," Chris retorts, "Each team member competing in an event will be chosen by the gods of luck."

"What? I don't see any gods?" Caleb says in an airy and exaggerated tone, as Julia looks at him with disdain, and Nichelle with second-hand embarrassment.

Millie responds, "It just means he's gonna spin the wheel..."

"Ooooh, gotcha!"

Julia slams her head down on the desk.

The camera switches to Chef spinning the wheel for the Venomous Victors with all his might. It slows down and lands on MK, "MK! You'll be competing for the Victors."

Bowie leans over to her, "You better actually try this time!"

"Don't worry, I've watched Total Drama soooo many times during class. I've got this in the bag."

Chef then spins the wheel for Moo'd off the Stage with all of his force. The wheel spins rapidly before slowing to a crawl on Priya.

"Yes!" She yells in excitement before the wheel ticks over a few spots onto Damien, "Oh..."

She looks at Damien with a worried expression. Damien then responds, "What? I watched last season!"

"Yeah, try the other million seasons this show has had..." Julia snarks.

"Wait, there's more than one?" Damien questions in confusion.

"Okay, wait! I got this!" Priya exclaims as she begins speaking to Damien a run-down of all the seasons, "Inthefirstseasongwenandowenfacedoffagainstabaldheatherwhowasn'tbaldatfirstbutthenshewentbald!"

"Wait, wait... she went bald?"

"No time for that Priya!" Chris exclaims, "We're leaving these two here to focus on the other challenges!" He then motions for the other contestants to leave and they follow him out of the room.

"Good luck..." Priya whispers before she exits and leaves a nervous-looking Damien.

The camera shows the rest of the contestants with Chris in a large hallway full of lockers, "Welcome to part two of your challenge! For this portion, two members from each team will participate in a game of shove-the-nerd-in-the-locker! I know, it's a catchy title. I came up with it myself! The game is pretty self explanatory: the main objective is to shove the other team's member into the locker and close it shut. One member can be voted in by their teammates, while one will be decided by luck of the draw."

"I say we vote in Julia!" Millie exclaims, as Priya giggles at her joke.

"Haha... very funny," Julia rolls her eyes, "But we should vote for somebody athletic," She says while looking at Caleb, "How about Mr. Beefcake?"

He sweats a little bit, "Haha, I'm actually not really the shoving in the locker type... more like the guy who sits on the side and laughs."

"You're literally built like a slab of prime rib, we have no choice." Julia responds nonchalantly with her arms crossed.

Lauren raises her hand and flings it around, "Me! Me!"

Nichelle backs away from her and Julia ignores her statement, "Alright, all in for Caleb?"

"ME! ME!" Lauren shrieks while bouncing up and down.

"Alright, that's two votes for Caleb!"

Lauren's eyes glow red and she growls at Julia. Julia backs down, "Alright, Scary Girl it is!"

Wayne pipes up from the other side, coming out from a team huddle, "Alright Chris, Raji is gonna go!"

The two hockey bros then high-five before the camera switches back to Damien and MK in the classroom.

Chef picks up a cue card and begins reading, "First question: which contestant was booted out first in two different seasons before being turned into a horrible malformed beast."

MK raises her hand and shouts out, "Easy! It's Ezekiel!"

"Correct!" Chef replies as the scoreboard shows 1 point for MK.

Damien looks confused, "Wait? That actually happened?"

Chef shuffles to the next card, "Question two: Which member of the famous boy band 'Drama Brothers' attempted to go solo?"

"Really? There was a Total Drama boy band?"

MK raises her hand again, "It was Harold! He's got wicked beat-boxing skills, but his solo album still flopped."

Damien sighs before the camera switches back to the locker hallway. Axel and Raj as well as Lauren are standing near Chris before he begins speaking again after he spins the wheel, "And the final member chosen for Moo'd off the Stage is Caleb!"

Caleb in the confessional: "Are we serious right now? I'm trying to stay under the radar... but I can't just throw the challenge, Julia's uptight butt will rally everyone to vote me off. I'll just have to play at a middling strength, Scary Girl will probably just end up eating them anyways."

The four contestants stand on opposite sides of the hallway, directly in front of the lockers on each side. Chris is about to start the challenge before he speaks up, "Oh, and one more thing! Since every contestant is here, the peanut gallery is not allowed to step onto the field and directly touch their teammates opponent, but they may stand on the sideline and use any objects around the school to make things more interesting! Throw a basketball, trip somebody with a jumping rope, anything you can think of as long as it's gonna get somebody hurt."

Lauren claps her hands together before Caleb stares at her, "You really are strange..."

She then flashes a demented smile at him before Chris says to Axel, "Oh and by the way... as much as we'd like to see it, you can't use any of your own weapons."

Axel grunts and tosses her crossbow and shovel toward the rest of her team, of which Zee catches the crossbow and the shovel hits Wayne in the face.

Chris raises his air-horn, "Ready campers? Ready, set, GO!"

Lauren immediately turns to Caleb and pounces on him as he screams, "NO! AAH! GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!"

Raj and Axel just stand there in shock, with mouths and eyes wide open before Axel shakes her head, "C'mon! Let's take advantage of this friendly fire!"

The camera swaps back to the trivia room, with MK cheering as the scoreboard lights up 0-6. Damien has his head buried in the desk as he moans.

"Alright... this is just sad," Chef begins saying as he shakes his head, "Here, I'll tell you what. Chris has like 20 questions written on this thing but I'm getting bored, so let's make this interesting: Whoever gets the next question right wins the whole thing for their team! Deal?"

Damien lifts his head up from the desk and gasps excitedly.

Damien in the confessional: "This is my chance! As long as the question has to do with what Priya told me, I can win this! Now let's see... in the first season Gwef and Oben faced off in the finale after they defeated Alopecia... Wait... No, that's not it, hold on."

Chef shuffles through his cards and picks one up, before he throws the rest of them behind him as they float down to the floor.

"Final question! Which contestant in Revenge of the Island went bald first?"

MK sits in confusion for a moment, "Crud... what was her name..."

Damien looks at MK in confusion before raising his hand, "I got it!"

"Ugh, great," MK groans, "Now I'm gonna have to explain to my team how I lost to a total noob..." (MK is an epic gamer).

"It's Heather! She went bald first!"

Chef looks at the cue card, "Oooh, wrong answer Damien. The correct answer is Staci."

Damien groans once again and buries his face on the desk before MK realizes, "Ooooh yeah, Staci. Her great great great great great grandmother invented baldness."

The scoreboard flashes 0-7 as Chef announces, "Congratulations MK! You have won a point for your team!"

Just then, Caleb's screams can be heard from the hallway through the door before Chef recommends, "Uh... we should probably get you guys back to your teams."

The camera swaps to Damien and MK walking up on the hallway scene, where Lauren is on Caleb's back and scratching at him.

"Woah! What's happening here?" Damien asks before Nichelle turns to him,

"Scary Girl is opening friendly fire on Caleb!"

The screen shows Caleb running around like crazy in the "ring" as Axel and Raj chase him, with Lauren still tormenting him. Julia is throwing several objects into the ring to try and get Lauren off of Caleb, but she keeps hitting Caleb instead.

Axel gets ready to try and tackle Caleb, as she calls out to Raj, "Get ready to down the enemy!"

Raj looks uneasy as he stays behind her, "But c'mon, this is so unfair! Scary Girl is totally cross checking right now!"

"GET OFF OF ME!" Caleb yells as he finally gets a hold of Lauren, throwing her off of him and towards the enemies.

Lauren gets up, wipes her mouth, and slowly turns her head 180 degrees towards Raj.

"Uh oh... GAAH!" Raj screams as Lauren begins chasing him around.

"Come back here... dinner, HAHAHAH!"

"Stay steady and lead her towards the lockers!" Axel calls out to him before turning to Caleb and narrowing her eyes at him. She then runs at him and begins punching and kicking, but he doesn't even budge an inch, "C'mon tough guy!"

Caleb then shrugs and just picks her up, carrying her under his arm as she wiggles, "Hey! Let me go, I'm not done with you-GAH!"

Caleb shoves her in the locker and closes the door before leaning on it and yawning, "Done, Chris."

Axel bangs on the door, "Let me go!" as Caleb looks at his nails casually.

Axel in the confessional: "It's totally not my fault! Chris took away my weapons... and I'm used to slow-moving undead targets!"

"Oh man, this is so not cool..." Raj eeks out as he attempts to lead Lauren to the lockers.

"Time to finish this." Lauren whispers as she makes a giant leap towards Raj.

Just then, Wayne comes running in and stands at the edge of the ring, "I got you Raji!" before he throws a basketball at Lauren, but it misses completely and hits Raj instead, which causes him to somersault back onto his feet and continue running.

"Ah... my bad." Wayne says in embarrassment as Bowie glares at him.

Wayne in the confessional: "If the school had a hockey stick lying around, I totally coulda hit my target!" He insists with his arms crossed.

Right before Lauren lands on him, Raj makes a sharp turn as she lands into one of the lockers, "Gotcha!" Raj exclaims before he shuts the door and leans against it with all his might.

Lauren bangs on the door and fights to crack it open before Caleb taps on Raj's shoulder gently, "Oh... man-" Raj gets out before Caleb grabs him and sends him flying across the entire room, landing into one of the lockers on the other side.

Chris enters the ring, "We have our winners! Team Moo'd off the Stage win themselves a point!"

The rest of their team cheers as Raj comes falling out of the locker. Wayne and Bowie come running over, with Bowie asking him, "Are you alright?!"

Stars appear swirling around his head as he says, "Yeah... totally... you can borrow my cup anytiiime."

"Yeah... he's not alright."

Chris then begins announcing, "And with that, the teams scores are tied!"

Bowie leans over to MK, "Wow, you actually won?"

"Of course I did! I smoked him!"

Just then, a screen comes down from the ceiling and plays MK forgetting what Staci's name is before Damien guesses the wrong answer.

"Ah, you were really close." Priya says to Damien while blushing and touching his arm.

Bowie gasps and then asks MK sarcastically, "Le gasp! How could you forget Staci?"

"What can I say? My great great great great great aunt Fu Yaning invented dementia."

Julia walks over to Caleb, "Congrats Caleb! You're really strong!" She says exaggeratedly.

"Oh yeah, it's nothing!"

She sighs, "Too bad your brain isn't as big as your muscles."

Julia in the confessional: "I know a faker when I see one... I think Caleb is smarter than he's letting on."

Chris claps, "Great stuff so far guys! The audience is gonna love this senseless violence! We're probably also gonna get some more angry emails from parents, but that's a consequence we must face for the cause."

Chef comes in holding two shiny crowns, "I got what you asked for, Chris."

Julia and Bowie's eyes light up as they speak in unison, "is that a prom king/queen/their highness crown?"

"Yep, it sure is! Anyone who is eager to break this tiebreaker should follow me to the gymnasium for a special crowning service!"

The camera swaps to the contestants walking to the gymnasium. Priya, Millie, and Damien are walking close together with Priya leading the way. Millie leans over to Damien and whispers something into his ear before he responds quietly, "Really? Are you sure?"

Millie then nods and Damien catches up a bit with Priya, "Priya! Hey... I'm sorry for losing the first point for us, I know how much winning means to you."

She giggles and responds, "It's fine, I already won the first season! My parents want me to win again so I can be the first-time double winner but it's TOTALLY not a big pressure at all!"

"Oh..." Damien is taken back a bit, "Is there anything I can do?"

Priya stares back at him longingly, "Uh... how about we win prom king and queen?"

Priya in the confessional: "Are you kidding me? THAT'S what I said to him?!"

Damien in the confessional: "Hey, she stole my line!"

Damien looks back at Millie who gives him a thumbs up as Priya facepalms. Damien then turns back to Priya, "Sure, I'd like that."

Damien in the confessional: "SCORE!"

The camera shows all of the contestants standing in the gymnasium and looking up at the stage that houses the titular host and co-host. Chris begins speaking, "Welcome movie stars to your final challenge! Both teams are tied and our final prom king or queen competition will decide which team will take home the crown and which will be kicking out a local peasant."

Bowie and Julia push their way through the crowd as some contestants topple over from the pushing.

Bowie turns to Julia once they're both up front, "I'll be taking that crown!"

"Puh-lease," Julia reacts with doubt, "You couldn't even get a crown at the Burger Queen drive thru!"

Chef stops the argument, "Pipe down you two! The wheel will decide who steps up for each team in the challenge!"

"Correctamundo," Chris responds, "For this final competition, each randomly selected team member will prepare a winning speech! The final presented speech will be judged by myself, Chef, and Total Drama classic competitor, Jersey Shore alumni: Anne Maria!"

Anne Maria then struts out, looking almost exactly like she did 15 years ago, just with slightly less excessive spray-on tan and makeup, as well as wearing librarian glasses.

"Oh my gosh, it's Anne Maria!" Priya screams as she waves her arms in the air and Julia grabs her phone out to snap a picture.

"Yeah that's right tutz, it's the queen of Total Drama!"

"Who is she?" Damien asks as he leans over to Millie.

"Hmmph... I'm just gonna pretend I didn't hear dat!"

"Anne Maria, if you would do the honors?" Chris asks her while smirking.

"Sure thin-OW!" She exclaims as the wheel shocks her. Chris begins laughing as he pulls a remote control from behind his back with a big red button on it.

"Would you quit it?! I'm the one bringing the ratings!"

"Yeah, sure you are," Chris mocks before continuing, "Go ahead."

Anne Maria then spins the wheel for Moo'd off the Stage, and it slows down to land on Julia.

"Ahah! I knew the universe would be on my side!" Julia exclaims as she blows a kiss towards the crown, as Millie pretends to barf in her mouth a little bit.

Anne Maria stares at the wheel in confusion, "Why is your team symbol a cow...?"

Nichelle begins proudly speaking up in a theatrical voice, "I named our team! It's-" She is interrupted by Julia covering her mouth.

"Anne Maria is my icon! Do not embarrass us like this!"

Nichelle looks defeated and weighed down as Julia comes back up to smile.

Anne Maria just shrugs and then spins the Venomous Victor's wheel, as it slows down to land on Wayne.

"Ah, yeah!" He yells in delight as he turns to Raj, "Remember when I ran for prom king?"

"Yeah, you got 3 votes!"

"Um... excuse me?" MK questions in confusion and disappointment.

Chris hurries along, "You will have 3 minutes to huddle with your team and come up with a plan! Good luck campers!"

The camera swaps to Wayne sat down in front of his team. He looks nervous, as Bowie speaks a plan to him: "Alright, all you have to do is make everybody recognize your accomplishments, thank everyone for coming, and then slay."

"Uh, jeez, I don't know if I can do that..." He says, unsure of himself as he rubs the back of his neck.

Zee comes over to 'fix the situation', "No worries bro, you just gotta tell them the epic story of how you lost your leg!"

"But I've never lost a leg before."

"Oh, man, really? You should try it!" He then sips his soda nonchalantly after giving his sage advice.

The camera swaps to Chris standing on the stage a few minutes later, "Alright competitors, your prom king and queen have been picked and now it's time for the ultimate showdown! Coming out first, it's Juuuuliiaaaa!"

Julia then comes strutting out from behind the curtain, wearing a sequence dress.

"Where did she get that?" Nichelle questions, as a few minutes before she was in normal clothes.

Julia sanders up to the mic, "Thank you! Thank you for the applause..." She then looks around, "I SAID THANK YOU FOR THE APPLAUSE!"

"Oh..." Caleb remembers as he nudges the shoulder of Nichelle, as all of Moo'd off the Stage then clap for her reluctantly.

"As you all know I totally deserve this award! I mean come on, I was head cheerleader, hottest girl in the schoooool..." She then stops as she struggles to recollect anything else. "And I'm popular!"

Bowie then boo's her.

"Shut up..." She sneers quietly in Bowie's direction. "Let's also not forget that our dear classmate Wayne picks his nose... mkay? That's gross."

"That's a penalty!" Raj yells as he cups his mouth with his hands.

Julia in the confessional: "The people weren't liking it. I knew what I had to do... I had to release my warrior goddess energy."

Chris motions at his watch to Julia as she continues, "Um... but most importantly I am an advocate for this school! I headed several petitions to plant trees around the school, to equally fund sports and education, and to make sure all students are treated equally!"

Priya then begins clapping before Millie asks her, "What are you doing? She's a total faker."

"I know, but we need to give her some encouragement so we can win!"

All of her team then claps for her as she bows, "Thank you, thank you everyone!"

Chris turns his head to his fellow judges, "What do we think guys?"

Anne Maria holds up a 7, "It started out rough, but she ended pretty strong."

Chef holds up a 7 as well. Chris sees this and also holds up a 7, "7's all across the board!"

Bowie pipes up from the audience, "Should be three 6's for her..."

The judges clap before Chris announces again, "Everybody, give it up for our prom king candidate, Wayne!"

Wayne comes out wearing his normal outfit, but this time with a tie, "Thank you everybody for coming! It's been a rockin' year, what with being the hockey team captain and winning valedictorian!"

Raj and Bowie clap and Raj calls out, "Yeah-heah Wayner!"

Julia responds in disgust, "There is no way that butt-knuckle got valedictorian... at least my speech was realistic!"

He continues his speech, "And I couldn't have done it without all of you! Raj, who supported me as the best friend a hockey-bro could ask for! MK, who inspired me to be better by revealing my flaws through carefully placed personal attacks disguised as jokes!"

MK shrugs, "Yep. Sounds about right."

"And of course, who could forget my beautiful girlfriend: Julia!"

"WHAT?" Julia screams from the audience.

"And if I win prom king, I will throw us all a ROCKIN' PARTY and you're ALL INVITED!"

Everybody gets out of their seat and cheers except for Julia.

All of the judges hold up a 10 as Anne Maria exclaims dramatically while crying, "That was so BEAUTIFUL!"

Wayne pumps his fist in the air and celebrates, "Wait? I'm not legally bound by this right?"

Raj and the rest of the Venomous Victors run on stage and celebrate Wayne's victory, lifting him into the air and chanting his name.

"Best. Day. EVER! I won prom king AND won the challenge!"

"He does know this isn't a real high school, right?" Chef question to Chris.

Chris shrugs and walks onto center stage, "And with that, Moo'd off the Stage get Boo'd off the Stage and into another elimination ceremony!"

"Ugh, are you kidding me? This is so rigged!" Julia shouts and then begins fake-crying, "I used my warrior goddess energy!"

Damien puts his hand on his chin, "Strange. Being in a high school setting must be reverting her to her past self..."

Nichelle comes over to console her as Julia comes up from her cry-session, "Bestie!" She says while sniffling.

"You can save the crying for the elimination ceremony!" Chris explains before the camera cuts to all of the contestants walking to the ceremony, with Julia still teary-eyed and Priya trying to keep a distance from Lauren as Damien and Caleb lead the pack.

At the ceremony, all the contestants are sitting in the bleachers. Julia leans over and whispers to Caleb, "Vote with me and Nichelle. I heard Priya talking about how you're a threat already."

"Really?" Caleb questions as Julia nods.

Caleb in the confessional: "Priya may or may not have actually said that, but I'm not taking any chances. I'm gonna have this go my way though... Julia and Lauren are the only girls not affected by my charms, so one of them or Damien wouldn't be a bad choice."

Caleb responds, "I'll vote with you if we can vote for Scary Girl. She tried to kill me!" He whisper-yells.

"It's a deal." Julia says with confidence as she leans back up. Chris comes out in his powder blue suit,

"Welcome students! Or should I say contestants."

"Wee-woo, wee-woo..." Caleb jokes as he spins his finger around like a police siren.

"Ahem... Anyways, I'll have Chef say a few words before we begin voting!"

Chef walks up to the podium and begins, "Millie! You didn't step up to help your team!"

"What? How is that my fault? Most of us were chosen by the wheel..."

He points at Julia, "Julia, your warrior goddess energy... which we STILL have no idea what that is, did not cause your team to win the challenge. AND you tried to accuse Wayne of picking his nose."

"He did, I saw it!" She retaliates with her arms crossed and mascara running.

"And Scary Girl," He says as she tilts her head, "You attacked your own team member during the locker challenge."

"Caleb liked it." She eagerly replies.

"No, no I did not!"

The camera swaps to the last contestant sitting back down after voting. Chris begins once again, 'When I call your name you are SAFE from elimination and may claim your golden Chris statue! Full of chocolaty goodness."

Chris turns to the camera as ad-music plays, "Total Drama chocolate Chris statues: Good for your mouth, not for your teeth."

"Please just get on with it..." Julia gripes.

Chris eyes her for a second before readying the statues, "The following players are safe... Caleb
...Priya
...Millie
...Nichelle
...Damien!"

The camera shows Lauren and Julia in a split-screen, with Julia looking shocked and Lauren twitching. Chris begins to announce once more, "Only one player can be safe... and that lucky player IS...

...

...

...

"Scary Girl!" He calls out as she catches the last statue.

"WHAT?!" Julia yells as she turns to her teammates, with Priya smirking, "You nerds will REGRET THIS!"

She then tries to claw her way to her teammates after Chef holds her back. Chris laughs as dramatic music plays, "That's right Julia, you are... safe from elimination!"

"Huh?" She says as Chef lets her go.

"That's right Julia, this is a non-elimination round!"

Julia sighs and goes into a meditation pose before turning around to glare at the rest of her teammates.

Julia in the confessional: "If these butt-knuckles think they can get rid of me that easily... they've got a big storm coming."

Priya gets up, "Chris, that's so unfair! We all voted her out fair and square!"

"Sorry Priya, I've got to make things more interesting for the viewers at home."

Priya shrinks herself down as Julia stares at her with a confident pose.

Chris steps out in front of the camera, "The tension here is THICK! Will Julia be booted out? Will she get her revenge? Will Damien and Priya ever make out?"

"What?!" They both call out from behind him.

"Find out next time on Total. Drama. Action!"

That's right! Julia is safe! You didn't think the virus would be eradicated this fast, did you? I really hope you enjoyed this chapter, and please do leave a review if you're enjoying it or have some criticisms or predictions for what will happen next! The Anne Maria cameo was super random, I know. I will put more cameos in though cause I think they're fun. I really appreciate that TDI 2023 didn't rely on TDI/TD nostalgia that much, but I do wish for some cameos in the next season!