Remaining Players:

Venomous Victors: MK, Axel, Raj, Wayne, Zee, and Bowie
Moo'd off the Stage: Julia, Nichelle, Millie, Priya, Damien, Caleb, and Lauren.


"Last time on Total Drama: Action!" Chris begins announcing before clips from last episode play, "Our two teams re-lived their high school dreams by competing in three equally embarrassing challenges." He explains as clips of Lauren mangling Caleb, Damien slamming his head on the desk, and Bowie booing at Julia during her speech play, "Despite many struggles and embarrassments, the Venomous Victors pulled out on top thanks to MK and Wayne! Julia attempted to steer the votes in her direction by teaming up with Caleb and Nichelle to vote off Scary Girl, but it didn't work out, as everybody else had the same idea with Julia. But, to make things interesting, I had planned it to be a non-elimination episode, which is leaving Julia really ticked off at her teammates."

"Who will eat the pain this episode? Who will get eliminated trying? Find out right here, right now, on Total. Drama. Action!"

The theme song plays and ends.

The morning sunlight shines down on the two teams' trailers, having just risen. The camera focuses on Julia peering out from the trailer door as she sneaks out without a sound. As she walks by, an orange from the tree by the cabin falls on her head. Because of course it does. She sneaks through the "forest" a ways away from camp and leans on a tree. The tree then topples over, revealing itself to just be a cardboard cutout, "Really?" She questions in frustration before sitting down on a rock.

The rock deflates.

"Are you for serious right now?! She asks angrily as she gets up and kicks the rock, "Why is this show so cheap… We can't even get some real rocks out here?"

She notices the bushes rustling and creeps away from it slowly as she reaches for a REAL small rock by her foot.

Julia in the confessional: "Whether that was a vicious wild animal that was gonna attack me, or a fellow contestant… I was gonna throw a rock at it."

She launches the rock at the bush as a voice comes out, "OUCH!"

"Nichelle?" She asks, kind of surprised. Nichelle then comes out of the bush as she holds her head in agony.

"A rock? Seriously?" She interrogates her before moving in closer, "Concussions are on the rise and you're out here throwing rocks?"

"Sorry," Julia replies, defending herself, "You could have been a wild animal, or Scary Girl… but that's basically the same thing. What are you doing out here anyways?"

"What are YOU doing out here?"

"Meditation, duh."

Nichelle just crosses her arms and looks at her in disbelief.

"Okay, fine! I'm looking for that immunity idol." She whispers as she leans in.

"Oh cool, me too!" Nichelle gleams as she ties herself around Julia's arm.

Julia looks pissed before she continues, "Well, you have to help me find it then! If you find it, give it to mwah." She says as she points to herself.

"But what if I wanna keep it as a souvenir?" She says in a light-hearted tone, "Jerry would love to see it!"

"No, no," Julia condemns her, "I almost got booted out last episode, and we are not letting that happen again."

"Oh… alright, but shouldn't we have a backup plan in case we can't find it?"

"Waaaay ahead of you."

The camera swaps to Millie walking out of Moo'd off the Stage's female trailer, closing the door gently behind her. She begins whispering to Damien, who is outside in the lawn on a plaid blanket, "Have you got everything ready?"

Damien nods to her before Priya comes calling to her before she exits the trailer, "Millie? Are you ready?"

Millie then dives off the side of the trailer's stairs and hides as Priya exits. She notices Damien sitting on the lawn and comes down the stairs slowly, "Oh? What's this?"

Damien's originally cool and chill demeanor starts to fade, "It's! Um... Uuuuh..."

Priya sits down with him on the blanket, "Wow! This spread looks amazing!" She gleams as her eyes are fixated on the spread of pancakes with oranges scattered about, "This must be for a really special someone!"

Damien begins to backtrack nervously, "Well I um-"

Just then, Caleb comes out of the trailer and Damien calls him over, "Hey Caleb! I made this breakfast spread for the whole team! Why don't you come over?"

Caleb comes over and stares at the spread as Priya looks a bit gloomy, "Ooh! Real food!" He says as he begins chowing down.

Caleb in the confessional: "Millie is out here trying to get these two oblivious buffoons to confess their love to each other… And I am not going to let that happen. Total Drama couples are just…" He recoils in disgust, "Ugh!"

Priya looks a bit disgusted as Caleb splashes food everywhere as he chows down, "Uh… I'm gonna let you two enjoy this. I'm gonna freshen up." She then leaves to head towards the bathrooms.

Damien crosses his arms and grimaces at Caleb who then replies innocently, "What?"

Millie facepalms from behind the trailer before walking over to plop herself down and eat an orange, "Well, I think that went well!"

Damien sulks and sighs, "Why did I say that?"

Millie comforts him, "Well…There will be more opportunities!"

Millie in the confessional: "I still feel terrible for what I did to Priya last season… but I know she likes Damien, she just doesn't know what to say. So as long as I'm still stuck in this game, I'd like to at least get her set up with her man!"

Caleb then leans toward a sulking Damien's plate, "You gonna eat that?" Damien then slides his plate to Caleb.

The camera swaps to all the contestants sitting in the craft services tent, as the last contestant Lauren walks in. Priya begins shaking before Lauren walks directly past her, causing her to exhale in relief.

Lauren scans the room looking for a "target."

Lauren in the confessional: "I've made every contestant either scream, run for their lives, or just generally be uncomfortable." She says eerily while counting the circumstances on her fingers, "There's just one I haven't gotten to yet…" She grits through her teeth in frustration.

Lauren sits down right next to Zee with a creepy smile as he turns to her and says, "Oh hey Scary Girl. Want some of my food?"

She twitches her eyes at him before rolling her eyes directly back into her head, revealing the purple veins inside her eyes as spiders come crawling out.

Wayne and Raj, who are sitting on the other side of the table, jump up and back away as Wayne yells and points, "Woah! That is NOT natural!"

Damien acts offended from the other side of the tent, "How did spiders come out from her eye sockets?! They can't live in there!"

Zee just chuckles and lets the spiders crawl onto his hand, "Suuuuper cool. I like these little guys."

Lauren in the confessional: She is curled up into a ball and begins shuddering, "My parents got rid of fear in me a long time ago… but that 'thing'... scares me."

Chef then comes out from behind the counter and sets down a little robot carrying a trash can. The trash robot comes to Priya and Millie's seating area and begins speaking in a robotic tone, "Please… come… trash!"

"What is it saying?" Priya asks Millie.

"I think it wants our trash?" Millie responds before gently throwing her garbage from breakfast into the robot's trash bin.

"Thank… you." The robot eeks out before Julia walks over and reacts,

"Look at this hunk of junk… I swear the budget for this show is 30 dollars and a piece of gum."

The robot's eyes then turn red, "EX-TER-MI-NATE!" before it shoots off laser beams in random directions, causing the contestants to get up from their seats and either hide or flee in terror.

Chef runs out to handle the situation, "Bad! Bad robot!" He screams as he beats it with a broomstick, causing it to malfunction and spiral out onto the floor,

"I… will… get my… revenge." The robot is able to squeeze out before going silent.

Chef then enters the tent, clapping his hands joyfully, "Wonderful Chef! I love what you did there with the killer robot!"

He replies, "Ah man… I don't know what went wrong, I programmed it to only collect trash…"

"Yeah, that's my mistake Chef," Chris begins explaining as he wanders over, "I got the interns to install some new hardware to introduce today's movie genre!"

"Low budget sequels?" MK asks.

"Noooo…" Chris responds, unamused, "Today's movie genre is the robot uprising movie!"

"Ahhh, nice!" Zee exclaims (as loud as Zee can…), "I've seen a lot of killer robot movies. I hope this one's plot isn't totally lame…"

"If you like the plot Zee, then give all the credit for the script to me," Chris gloats, "And if you don't, then I'll give you the intern's numbers." He says as Chef just shakes his head at him.

The camera swaps to all the contestants in front of a large stretch of land with seemingly nothing as far as the eye can see.

"How large is this crummy film lot?" Bowie asks, "We've traveled for miles and all you've brought us out to is the middle of nowhere."

"Middle of nowhere you say?" Chris asks slyly before bringing out a remote control with a big red button, which he presses as a devilish smile appears on his face.

The ground begins rumbling as the contestants try to hold onto their balance. A giant stone building rises up from the ground, looking like an ancient city with tall pillars and multiple rooms.

A couple of the contestants ooh and aw in amazement before MK begins, at first with amazement, "Wow… suddenly the movie genre is tomb raiding!"

Chris was waiting for something like that, as he announces, "Wise assertion MK! However, this ancient-looking building's looks are deceiving, as it holds the secret to an alien robot race far more advanced than humans!"

Chef then wheels over a screen that begins playing the exposition as Chris narrates it, "These robots want to exterminate the human race, but we can't let them!"

"Deserved…" Millie says before turning to Priya, "Just kidding!"

Priya giggles a bit as Chris continues, "Each team must work their way through the robot's town hall building to reach the end and bring back humanity's stolen artifact!" He explains as the screen shows the robots stealing smartphones from teens, "Both teams can travel in a pack if they want, but that'll be difficult with a lot of the traps that the robots have set up. But it should be easy enough, right?"

"The robots are more advanced than humans but don't have phones?" Zee questions, "That is such a plot hole."

Chris ignores him as Chef speaks up, "Oh, and one last thing, the robots have a tendency to kidnap intruders so don't get yourself caught away from your team."

"Cheeeeef?!" Chris cries, "They were supposed to figure that out themselves!"

Chef shrugs in response and Chris just sighs before raising his air horn, "Ready contestants? GO!"

The contestants run off into the building as the camera lingers on Chris talking with Chef, "Did you have to spoil the fun?"

The camera swaps to all of the contestants in the main room of the building before the door slams shut behind them.

"Huh?!" Millie yells in surprise before she and Damien walk toward the door and try to open it, "It won't budge!"

"Ugh... now I can't even ditch them." Julia sneers before Priya looks at her with a judging stare, "What?"

Priya gives her the cold shoulder and walks toward a struggling Millie and Damien, "There's no use, let's just go through. It must be part of the challenge."

Priya looks over her shoulder to see a menacing looking Lauren and starts sweating, "Um... actually maybe we should just pull harder."

A screen appears from the ceiling and begins playing a video. A humble-looking ginger haired girl with glasses begins speaking, "Greetings travelers. It is I: Scarlett."

Priya lets out a humongously dramatic and loud gasp as everyone just stares at her, "Oh... sorry."

"What is this psychopath doing here?" Julia asks, "She should be in a psych ward... that's in a prison."

The mysterious Scarlett begins speaking again, "Don't worry about that. All will make sense eventually. Have patience."

"Who is this?" Damien asks with a concerned tone.

Nichelle looks at Scarlett in confusion before exclaiming, "Girl, you haven't aged a day! What's your skincare secret?"

"High quality bitmapped images."

"Oh...? I'll have to try that."

Scarlett begins explaining, "I am here to guide you lucky pioneers through the challenge."

After she says this, two doors open up near the rear of the room. One room has hissing sounds emitting, while the other has aquatic sounds.

The contestants look confused but in awe as Scarlett continues, "Each team must choose a different room to enter. One room has dangerous enemies lurking inside, while the other houses a clue that will help later in the challenge. Since the Venomous Victors won last challenge, they can choose first."

Bowie begins investigating the sounds from each room as Julia complains, "Ugh, unfair!"

Priya teases her, "What? Afraid of getting eliminated for real this time?"

Julia in the confessional: "Good thing Chef warned us about staying together." She says ominously.

Bowie reports to his team as they come closer to the doors, "This door sounds like... hissing? And the other sounds like water."

"We should take the aquatic door." Axel states confidently, "Hissing means enemies..."

"No way!" MK asserts, "Chris is probably just tricking us, we should take the hissing door. I bet it's just massage chairs, or something."

"Really? Massage chairs?" Bowie questions, looking down upon MK physically and figuratively.

Axel comes close to Bowie and places a finger on his chest as she leans in, "Don't talk to our MVP like that!"

MK in the confessional: "Axel is becoming super protective of me... I have no idea what that's all about, I almost feel kinda bad just using her as a number... almost." She admits while smirking.

"MVP? Seriously?" Bowie asks as he backs up, "MK is usually only useful when we require the skills of someone nerdy."

MK gets between Axel and Bowie, "True that!" She exclaims before she begins entering the door she chose, "C'mon guys, if I'm wrong you can vote me out!" She teases.

The rest of the team looks at each other nervously before following after her.

"Ugh, finally!" Julia yells as her and the rest of the team arrive near the entrances of the doors.

"Suckers!" Millie cheers cheekily, "They took the door with the hissing!"

Julia leans towards the aquatic door and puts her ear close to it before backing up. Once she backs up, she pushes Priya in, "You first!"

Priya falls in before the rest of the team. Both of the doors slam shut.

"Julia!" Damien shouts in terror before running over and banging on the door, "Priya! PRIYA!"

"Are you mental?" Millie condemns her, "Priya could get hurt in there! Chef said to stay together!"

"I'm sooorrry, my hand slipped!"

Priya calls out from the other side of the door, "it's okay guys! I think I can open the door again... AAAAAH!"

Priya's screams of terror lead Millie and Damien to bang on the door as they both shout, "PRIIIYAAAA!"

Lauren leans over to Julia and whispers to her, "Nice job... keep bringing the screams and I won't vote for you next elimination ceremony."

Julia's eyes go wide before she smirks, "Deal."

The camera swaps to the Venomous Victors, who are wandering through the room in the pitch black as the hissing sound gets louder.

"MK... I don't like the sound of that." Bowie whisper-yells to her with urgency.

"It's fiiiine." MK replies, "It's not a problem that I can feel something crawling on my arm."

Raj begins whispering to the team, "Guys, I think I found a light switch!"

He flicks it on as the room is revealed to be filled with tons of hissing cockroaches.

The team stands completely still for a moment as Axel suggests, "Guys. Stand. Completely. Still."

"Oh, cool!" Zee exclaims as he picks one of the up.

Just then, the insects attack and latch themselves onto all of the team members, except Zee. The team scream in terror as Bowie screams, "MK, YOU ARE SO DEAD!"

"We'll all be if we can't find a way out of here!" She responds, still being snarky in a deadly scenario.

"Ah... that's weird." Zee comments as he sips on his soda. "Why are you guys playing with the bugs?"

"GET THESE OFF OF US!" Bowie yells at him.

Zee looks around nervously, "What am I supposed to do?"

He notices a shiny metallic flute in the corner of the room and picks it up, "Anyone want this?"

"Toss it here!" MK exclaims before she catches it.

She begins playing Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley on the flute, which causes all of the cockroaches to drop to the ground and violently pulsate.

"Dang, was I that bad?" MK whines as Axel picks one up,

"They're electronic!" She explains as the robo-insect begins sparking from the revealed wires.

"Woah, totally crazy, right Bowie?" Raj asks in his raspy tone before noticing Bowie is nowhere to be seen, "Bowie...? BOWIE!?"

The camera swaps to a camera control room, with Priya sitting at the cameras looking intently.

Bowie's screams can be heard as a robot enters the room, carrying him in a tight grip.

"Let me go!" He asserts.

The robot drops him down directly onto the ground, "Okay." It says before slamming the door shut.

Bowie turns to Priya as she says, "Hehe... hey!"

Bowie wanders over to look at the cameras, "I guess I got caught... What's this whole get-up?"

"I don't know, it's some sort of surveillance room."

Bowie leans over to see Julia yelling at the rest of her team as she shouts, "Scary Girl! Drop Nichelle right this instant!"

Bowie chuckles at one of the monitors, which shows Lauren holding Nichelle above a pit of piranhas as Julia claps at her like a wild animal and the rest of the team look on in concern, "So you're telling me we can spy on our dear teammates?" He questions while smirking, as Priya looks a bit concerned.

The camera swaps properly to what's happening with Moo'd off the Stage as Julia screams, "Put her down! This one isn't expendable!"

Lauren let's out a "hhmph" and then throws Nichelle on the ground, "OW!"

Damien stares at Julia, "What do you mean 'expendable'?"

Millie comes over to Damien to pat him on the back in support as Julia walks over to Lauren and whispers, "Sorry for yelling like that... but you have to go after the nerds, not our allies!"

Lauren gasps a bit, "I don't discriminate. I like all the screams."

Julia just rolls her eyes and continues onward, "Next door guys, c'mon!"

"Wait, there's something here!" Caleb calls out to his team, "It says dee-nuh-mee-tay!"

"Um, what?" Millie questions as she wanders over and sees Caleb holding a shiny golden medallion before she takes it, "It says dynamite..."

"Ooooooh!" Caleb let's out in his exaggerated tone.

Julia comes over and grabs it from Millie as she let's out, "Hey!"

Julia puts it in her pocket, "We might need this for later. It'll stay safe with the team captain!"

Damien pipes up, "Who elected you team captain? Did we have a vote? Because I vote NO!"

Julia ignores his comment, "Doesn't matter, the next door is right over there. You can follow me or get eaten by piranhas, it's your choice."

Caleb, Nichelle, and Lauren follow Julia into the next room before Damien and Millie also follow, albeit reluctantly.

The camera swaps to the Venomous Victors entering a different room, with the entire walls being coated in shiny plastic-looking covers of bright pastel paint.

"This looks like a child's bedroom." Axel comments before the team notice a baby's crib in the corner.

The crib begins rattling as Axel jumps in front of her team, "Get behind me guys! We can't let another team member be captured by the enemy!"

Her efforts are futile, as Raj gets taken away in the background by a shadowy figure as nobody notices.

Axel and Wayne creep towards the crib, both sneaking up on opposite sides.

"Um... am I the only one who thinks this is weird?" MK asks in concern while looking at Zee.

Axel and Wayne close in on the crate and look at each other, both giving nods of approval before they jump onto the crib.

A cartoonish dust cloud appears as Axel and Wayne let out grunts of struggle. MK and Zee do nothing but look on in horror.

The dust cloud settles and Wayne is being choked by a small robot dressed in baby's clothing.

"Hold on, I'll get you out!" Axel asserts as she grabs her shovel and begins smacking Wayne on the head with it, missing the robot completely.

Wayne squeezes out while in the robot's vice-grip, "Ow... wait... stop... RAJ!"

MK looks around in a slight panic and speaks rapidly, "Uuuuh, okay, what do we do? What do we do?"

"Don't worry bruh, I got this." Zee says confidently in an innocent tone before walking towards the robot slowly as Axel continues trying (and failing) to release Wayne from the robot's grasp.

Zee pours some of his soda on the bot and it short circuits, causing it to crash down to the ground as Wayne is released.

Zee in the confessional: "See, this is why I always carry a soda with me."

"Thanks!" Wayne exclaims as he stands to his feet, "Who knew baby robots could be so dangerous!" He then notices something sparkling on the ground: "Hey guys, look, it's a medallion of sorts!"

"Alright, grab it and let's go!" MK then grabs Axel's hand and begins heading out as she calls to her team, "Let's get outta here before another killer robot baby wakes up from a nap!"

Wayne turns to absolutely nobody, "Raji, wasn't that totally-" He looks around, "Raj? RAJ?!"

The camera swaps to the surveillance room, in which the door opens swiftly as Raj gets thrown in.

Bowie runs over and hugs him, "Raj! I'm so glad you're okay."

"Me too dude! Those bots do not mess around..." He says as he wanders over to the cameras, "What's all this?"

"It's some kind of surveillance system," Priya responds, "We can see everything from here!"

They all lean towards the cameras to see the rest of the Venomous Victors in another room, with Wayne pacing around the room rapidly and calling out, "Raj? Can you hear me, buddy!?"

"Ah man, he's looking for me!" Raj cries out with guilt.

MK can be heard speaking from the cameras, "Zee, Wayne! You two should go search the closet to see if there's anything in there!" She commands as she then winks and nudges Axel's shoulder.

Bowie leans in even closer and narrows his eyes, "What is she up to...?"

Once Zee and Wayne leave, MK begins talking to Axel, "Now that those two are gone, we need to talk strategy!"

"Our strategy to WIN THIS CHALLENGE?!" She shouts victoriously as she pulls her crossbow out.

"Alright, settle down! You have to be quiet..." MK shares, "But what I'm talking about is our voting strategy. Bowie needs. To. Go. Next! He's always so suspicious of me, and he made it super far last time."

"Okay, so you wanna vote him off... But who's gonna vote with us? Wayne and Raj are super close to him."

"Don't worry, I'll handle that." MK replies as she smirks.

Bowie leans back, "We'll see about that..."

Just then, Damien gets thrown into the surveillance room as well, "AAH!"

He then stands up and brushes the dust off his jacket, looking at a pissed off Bowie and Raj, "Um... did I interrupt something, hehe..."

The camera swaps to Moo'd off the Stage as Caleb is fending off several tiny robots at once on his way to reach a golden ticket that is dangling from the ceiling on the opposite side of the door, where the rest of the team is standing.

"Caleb, move left!" Julia orders him, "Juke those bots!"

He screams, "GAH- YOU GUYS NEED TO HELP ME! THERE'S WAY TOO MANY!"

Lauren jumps up and down and claps as Millie looks at the scene in terror, "Shouldn't we help him?"

"This looks like a job for Nichelle Ladana! HAH!-" She yells before she is interrupted by Julia tripping her, as she falls straight to her face.

Julia begins commanding, "Millie! Go help him!"

"No way! Do you see how vicious those things are?"

Caleb calls out for help again, "PLEASE! THEY'RE BITING ME!"

"UGH!" Millie groans before running to go help Caleb, "You are the WORST, Julia!"

Nichelle gets up from the ground, "Julia? What is wrong with you! I coulda landed on my funny bone... or something!"

Julia consoles her quietly, "Don't worry Nichelle, I'm just saving our alliance."

"How does that save our alliance?"

"Just watch."

Millie and Caleb punch and kick at the robots, finally finishing off the last of them, "Yes! Thank you, Millie!"

Caleb goes to grab the golden ticket as Lauren comes over and growls at Millie.

"Um... what did I do?"

Lauren in the confessional: "Millie is NOT a friend! If she was, she would let the screaming continue!"

Lauren then walks back to Nichelle and Julia, her arms crossed and her face grimacing.

"See Nichelle? I told you." Julia explains before leaning to Lauren, "I was totally enjoying Caleb's screams..."

Lauren looks down in sadness and nods before bringing her face back up, revealing her classic creepy smile, "She. Will. Pay."

The camera swaps back to the surveillance room, as Bowie is intently looking at the security feed and Damien and Priya just sit down together.

Priya begins, "Yeah... I love my parents but, it's just kinda tiring to be always training, y'know?"

Damien in the confessional: "Priya's parents are kind of whack! But I want to be supportive, so I can't really say much about them to her..."

"Ah, yeah," He responds, "That must be pretty tough. I'm sure they just think it's what's best for you, right?"

Priya thinks for a moment, "Hmm... I guess so. Don't get me wrong, I love my parents!... But, sometimes it seems like they just see me as a means to an end... Like they're just vicariously living through me."

Priya then hugs Damien for a second, causing him to blush: "Thanks for listening to me... it means a lot."

"Ahaha... no problem."

"UGH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" Bowie cries out while looking at the cameras, "Julia was SO close to falling into that tar pit!"

Priya and Damien look at each other with "wtf" faces before Priya continues, "Is it true Damien? Are my parents kinda... crazy?"

Damien stays completely silent and just puts a hand on Priya's shoulder before she sighs.

The door to the room opens once more as Millie is thrown in, "Ugh..." She groans in pain.

"Hey, welcome to the party, Millie!" Raj cheers as he helps her up.

"Ah thank you, I-" Millie begins saying, before Raj burps directly into her face.

Millie in the confessional: "If I had a nickel for every time a hockey bro burped into my face after helping me up, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice!"

"Oh... my bad!"

The camera swaps to the Venomous Victors in a narrow hallway as it closes in, all members left trying eagerly to run to the exit.

"Quick! Save yourselves!" Axel yells dramatically as she pulls out her shovel to stop the walls from closing in.

Just then, the walls stop closing in as the shovel falls to the ground.

"Um... Axel?" MK says to her.

"Save yourselves!' She cries while ducking down, "It's not worth it to keep me around!"

Wayne and Zee look at each other from the side of their eyes before MK snaps, "AXEL!"

Axel opens her eyes and notices the scene, "Oh... hehe. Let's go!"

The team runs out as MK pulls out a flag from a crack in the wall, "Hmm? Better keep this, just in case. WOAH-" She yells as she is taken by a shadowy figure and drops the flag.

Axel turns around, "MK?!"

She then runs over and picks up the flag, "Guys, MK is gone!"

"She went awol? So not cool..." Wayne says.

"No, she didn't go awol, she got captured by the enemy! I'm gonna give those bots a piece of my mind..."

Axel in the confessional: "Robots are now number 3 on my hit-list! Zombies being number 1, and Ripper being number 2."

The camera swaps to MK getting dropped off into the surveillance room, as Bowie and Raj glare at her.

She stands to her feet, "Oh... hey guys! What's shakin'?!"

"Oh, nothing... just thinking about the next elimination ceremony." Bowie replies ominously.

"Oh... hehe, yeah..." MK scratches her head as she notices the cameras in the background.

MK in the confessional: "Bowie TOTALLY, probably, saw me say I was gonna get him out! This really messes up my plans... but I can still pull this off."

The camera shows both remaining players of each team entering back into the same main hall room that they entered from, with the teams coming in from doors on opposite sides of the room.

"Uh, great," Julia sneers, "Look who brought in the trash."

"Careful who you call trash!" Wayne retaliates, "You're looking like an XL garbage bag right now!"

"Oooh, sick burn dude." Zee says as he puts his hand on Wayne's shoulder.

"That wasn't even a good burn..." Nichelle replies perplexingly, "If you really want to get at her, you gotta make fun of her need for constant attention!"

"AHEM!" Julia interrupts, "Why are we even back in this building, hmm? Isn't this where we STARTED?!"

Just then, the screen from earlier pops down as Scarlett sheds some light, "Greetings contestants. You have been brought back into the main hall for the boss fight." She says as a curtain from the back of the room opens, revealing a very small robot that looks like a roomba. The robot is holding a smartphone: the same one that Chris had shown the contestants earlier.

The phone can be heard playing sound as the robot holds it in its tiny hands, "What's up guys, I'm Chase! Welcome back to another video! In this vid, we'll be taking an adventure to Grand Cayman to pull an EPIC drowning prank on some local orphans!"

"That's the final boss, seriously?" Nichelle questions with concern.

The tiny roomba robot notices the contestants and panics, skirting away rapidly and dropping the phone.

Julia runs towards the phone, "Time to bring this back to Chris and-"

She is interrupted by a giant shadow being cast on her, as giant mechanical footsteps can be heard.

"Oh... butt-knuckle." Julia says as a giant arm comes from the shadow's direction and flings her across the room, landing her straight into Nichelle.

The camera pans to the left, revealing a giant mech-suit piloted by... "Scarlett?!" Julia yells as she comes up from her fall.

"That's right, it is I: Scarlett!" She announces with great voice weight before laughing maniacally.

"Woah, talk about a plot twist!" Wayne yells as he puts his hands on his face in shock.

"Eh..." Zee pipes up, "Pretty predictable plot point. I guessed it the second we saw her."

The ceiling screen pops down once again and shows Chris, "Greetings robot-slayers! You've finally stumbled upon the climax! Defeat Scarlett in her mech suit, bring the phone back to me, and your team wins! The other team loses... if they can survive." He then cackles, "Oh, and one more thing: several items will be scattered in the room for you to use, but only some are actually useful. Enjoy!"

Nichelle cowers behind Julia, "He's just gonna leave us here to die?!"

"Team, get into position!" Axel commands to Zee and Wayne as she contorts into a battle stance.

The camera shows Bowie in the control room, who is chowing down on popcorn as he intently watches the scene unfold.

Mecha-Scarlett gets into position and charges at the Venomous Victors, as Moo'd off the Stage dive out of the way, hiding behind a pile of fruit.

"Scarlett's got the phone!" Lauren shrieks as she points in the direction of the mech.

"Quick, hand me some melons!" Caleb yells.

"At least take me on a date first!" Nichelle responds vivaciously.

"No, the fruit!" He insists before Julia and Nichelle hand him some melons, one in each hand: "Come get some!" He shouts as he launches the melons towards the mech, which is holding Wayne upside down and swinging him around as Axel slams her shovel into it.

The melons hit the "head" of the mech that houses Scarlett. She laughs maniacally as the windshield wipers remove the melon gunk, "You're gonna have to try harder than that!" She explains before shooting a missile at them, dropping Wayne in the process.

Mecha-Scarlett (What am I writing right now...) charges toward the remaining members of Moo'd off the Stage as they scatter.

"We've gotta end this fast and take that phone!" Axel exclaims as she readies her weapons.

"Wait, hold up!" Wayne replies vehemently, "We have to come up with a game plan!"

"I'm the team captain! You have to listen to ME!"

"Who said you were team captain?"

"I did!" She replies back to him as she shoots an arrow at the mech, which somehow bounces off and lands directly back at Axel's feet.

"Okay, maybe we do need a game plan!" She cries while getting closer to Zee and Wayne.

The mech is shown holding Julia and Nichelle by it's claws as they scream in terror. Caleb and Lauren look on while hiding behind boxes with dynamite symbols on them.

"Hey, dynamite!" Lauren exclaims in excitement, "It's just like the medallion we got!" She says to Caleb as he brings it out, "This must be one of the mech's weaknesses!"

Lauren then opens the box as Caleb sounds worried, "Be careful with that stuff! We can't win the challenge if we're all dead..."

Lauren strikes a match onto one of the dynamite sticks and launches it towards the mech, which causes scuffed marks to appear on the side.

"Grrr!" Scarlett growls as she turns her mech around, "That tickles!"

She then releases Julia and Nichelle as Lauren continues throwing lit dynamite at the mech, which explodes on contact and leaves parts of the mech sparking.

"Good job Lauren!" Caleb congratulates, "Keep 'em coming!"

The box runs out of dynamite and Lauren turns to Caleb, "New plan... RUN!" She screams before giggling, as the mech suit smashes the boxes. Lauren leaps out of the way and flees, leaving behind a defenseless Caleb.

"NOT COOL!" He shouts as he flees in terror.

Axel turns to her team, "We need to use some of the weapons provided by Chris if we're gonna win this thing!"

She, Zee, and Wayne run toward piles of objects lying around, as Axel picks up a spear, "The perfect weapon!"

"Ah yeah, maybe for zombies, but not giant robots!" Wayne reacts with panic on his face.

"Just pick something useful!" Axel yells before launching the spear at the mech, which bounces off, not even leaving a dent.

Axel grunts as Wayne picks up a hockey stick from one of the piles, "Ah yeah, hockey stick! Time to play offense!" He exclaims in glee as the medallion from earlier falls out of his pocket.

Axel and Wayne continue grabbing objects from the piles and launching them at the mech, which is chasing Caleb. Wayne uses his hockey stock to launch items at the mech, but it doesn't make much of a difference.

Zee leans over and picks up the medallion that Wayne dropped, "Hey... this looks like a car of sorts."

Zee in the confessional: "I knew exactly what I had to do: get a giant car and run over the mech! It's a fool-proof plan!"

Zee searches in each pile, looking intently, "Where am I gonna find a monster truck in these tiny piles?" He asks before noticing a small remote-control car in the objects.

Mecha-Scarlett comes charging in the direction of the Victors, almost getting ready to smash Zee.

"No!" Wayne yells as he holds his hockey stick up to fend off the attack, "I can't lose another one of my buddies to these robo-dudes!"

Wayne pushes with all his might as the hockey stick begins to break, before Axel comes over with a metal pole: "Here! Let's use this instead!"

Axel and Wayne push with all their might as Zee begins to panic, "Ah man... I got the car but where is the controller!"

Julia comes over and hears the commotion, "No way am I letting you defeat this thing!" She asserts as she searches through the rummage for the controller.

Zee and Julia's eyes lock onto the controller at the same time as they dive towards it. They both pull on it and struggle before Zee begins speaking, "Well... it was nice knowing you."

"What are you even talking about?!" Julia responds, puzzled.

Zee then detaches his leg and raises it above Julia. Julia gasps loudly, "You wouldn't DARE hit a woman!"

"You're right, I wouldn't." Zee then uses the opportunity to YOINK the controller away from a distracted Julia.

"It's time!" Zee asserts as he begins driving the car with the remote, not replacing his leg, a bare nub feeling the wind.

The mech stops forcing its arm onto Axel and Wayne's pole and turns around to chase the little car, "Come heeeere!" Scarlett calls to it.

The camera shows all of the captured contestants in the surveillance room, their eyes glued to the screen. MK pipes up, "Yeah... this movie makes no sense."

The camera swaps back, showing a heavy-breathing Julia as she gasps and pants behind Zee, "Give. That. To- ME!"

She then grabs the controller from Zee's hands and shoves him to the ground, "Time to bring home the big guns!"

Nichelle and Caleb are hiding behind a pile of Pogo sticks, "Should we help her?" Nichelle asks with concern.

"Naw, she's probably got this." Caleb replies as he leans back and relaxes.

Axel then comes from behind Julia and tackles her, as Wayne grabs the controller.

"Oooh... she does not have this." Caleb squeezes out as he tenses up his body, "C'mon, let's go!"

Caleb and Nichelle run over and get into a fight with Wayne and Axel, each team bobbing and weaving, swapping control of who has the remote. Julia and Zee are a little to the right of the fray, fighting each other for who can get closer to the titular remote.

Lauren comes over and witnesses the fight. She begins jumping up and down, clapping her hands: "Oooh! A fight!"

The camera shows Priya in the control room, "C'mon Scary Girl, do something!"

Lauren then searches through the rubble. Millie speaks up from the control room, "What is she doing?"

Lauren pulls something out from the rubble pile with her full strength, "JACKHAMMER!"

"NOOOO!" All of the active contestants scream in horror as they stop fighting to witness Lauren re-discovering her one true love.

The camera swaps to Chris and Chef outside of the building watching the scene on a screen, "Is that even supposed to be in there?" Chris asks Chef.

"I have no idea how that got in there." Chef replies.

An intern to the right of them chuckles quietly.

The camera swaps back to the scene, as Mecha-Scarlett charges at the remaining contestants. Caleb finally gets the controller, "Ah-hah!" until Axel smacks it out of his hands,

"Payback!"

The remote control car is stomped on by the mech, as it charges toward the contestants and is ready to stomp on them too.

"Scary Girl, help!" Nichelle screams.

"You really think Lauren's gonna help us?" Caleb responds, offended, "She tried to kill me in the last challenge!"

"Well it's worth a try..." Nichelle replies with her arms crossed.

The contestants scream as the mech is about to bring its foot down, "Time to pay, suckers!" Scarlett threatens.

Just then, Lauren pulls out her jackhammer and hops up onto the mech's shoulder: "Only I can make them scream!"

She turns it on and drills into the mech's head, shattering the glass and revealing the phone inside, with Scarlett nowhere to be seen.

The mech collapses onto the ground with a huge thud as Lauren floats gracefully to the ground, "I got the phone, I got the-"

She stops speaking as Wayne takes the phone from her and begins booking it, "Nice try crazy goth girl!"

Lauren groans and runs after him, "Give it baaaa-aaack." She threatens in a sing-songy rhythm.

"Let's back him up!" Axel commands to Zee as she runs toward Wayne.

Julia signals to Caleb and Nichelle, "Let's go! We can't let that hockey himbo take our win!"

Wayne in the confessional: "Just to set the record straight, I am a hockey BRO, not a hockey himbo. That is all. Thank you."

The remaining Venomous Victors run towards the exit door as Moo'd off the Stage follow behind them. The Victors make it to the door, but it's closed.

"Uuuh... it's great we have the phone, but how do we get out of here?!" Wayne asks in concern.

Axel looks to the side of the door at the keypad, "There's a code... But what's the password?"

A screen comes down from the ceiling as Chris asks, "You guys didn't get any of the clues for the passcode?"

Axel pulls out the flag from her pocket, "I got this flag!"

Chris replies with disappointment, "Oh... that was for a different part of the challenge. Looks like you're gonna have to wing it!"

"Are you serious?" Axel replies with anger, "We traveled through like 50 rooms and only found two clues!"

Lauren's shadow comes up and falls on the Victors, "Looks like it's time for dinner."

She tackles Axel and brings Wayne into the mix too, causing the phone to fling into the air before Zee catches it.

"STOP RIGHT THERE!" Julia commands as she points at Zee, MENACINGLY.

"Oh man..." Zee squeezes out as Julia rushes towards him.

Zee turns to the keypad, "Here goes nothing!" He then enters a completely random 4-digit code and the door opens.

"What? That actually worked?" Axel questions as Lauren stops beating her and Wayne to a pulp because of the door distraction.

"NYYAAAH!" Julia grunts as she tackles Zee, causing the phone to go flying out of the door and right in front of Chris.

Chris picks up the phone, "...And the Venomous Victors WIN!"

Axel, Wayne, and Zee cheer before the camera shows the control room, where MK is also cheering. Raj and Bowie just side-eye her.

Julia reacts to this news, "Are... you... KIDDING ME?!"

Julia in the confessional: "I cannot BELIEVE that butt-knuckle just so HAPPENED to enter the correct code!... But it's alright, I've made a great new ally today."

Chris reminds the cows, "Moo'd off the Stage, it seems your efforts were futile. You're going to another elimination ceremony!"

The camera shows the elimination montage, as Moo'd off the Stage walk to the ceremony as suspenseful music plays. The camera focuses on Damien and Priya, who are looking happy and confident together before panning to a nervous-looking Nichelle and smiling Lauren. The final shot shows Millie looking deep in thought.

Chris welcomes the cows to the theater venue as they sit in the bleachers, "Welcome to another elimination ceremony! I know you're all really excited."

"Chris, what was with Scarlett during the challenge?" Priya asks.

Julia adds to the conversation, "Yeah, shouldn't she be in a prison for clinically insane people?"

"Oh, that? I was just testing out some new A.I. and hologram technology! Pretty cool, right?"

Lauren leans over to whisper to Priya, "Julia is trying to get me to vote with her... but I won't do that."

"Oh..." Priya says, caught off guard, "thanks for telling me."

The camera swaps to a few minutes later, as Julia sits down, being the last to have voted.

"The votes have been counted, but before we continue... a few words from Chef."

Chef points at Julia, "Julia! You've been annoying the heck out of your team, plus you failed to stop Zee from returning the phone in time."

Julia just crosses her arms in response as she avoids eye contact.

"Priya! You were the first to get captured on your team. You could have helped your teammates without that."

She defends herself, "I only got captured because Julia shoved me into a room by myself!"

"And Caleb..."

"Yes...?

"You're just stupid."

Caleb shrugs.

Chris continues, "Thank you, Chef. When I call your name, you're safe...

Millie!
Nichelle!
Damien!
Caleb!
Scary Girl!

All the contestants catch their gilded Chris statue, except Nichelle, who gets hits in the face.

The split screen shows Julia and Priya, with Priya looking nervous and Julia confident.

"The player going home tonight IS...

...

...

...

...

Priya!"

Julia catches her statue as Priya gets up and shouts, "What?! But there should be four votes against Julia!"

Lauren then giggles before biting off the head of her Chris statue.

"Huh..." Priya sighs, "I should have seen that coming..."

Millie looks over at Priya, feeling guilty.

Millie in the confessional: "I feel SO bad for Priya... She's out here trying so hard and even though I've had a lot of fun here, she deserves to stay so much more!"

"Wait!" Millie yells as she raises her hand and gets up, "Eliminate me instead of Priya!"

"What?!" Julia snaps, "She can't do that!"

Chris fixes his bow tie and responds, "Hmmm... actually, she can!"

"Oh, Millie!" Priya begins crying as she hugs her, "You don't have to do this!"

"No... it's the right thing to do," Millie replies with heart, "You deserve to be in this game way more than I do!"

The camera swaps to Millie with Priya and Damien on the red carpet as the helicopter takes her away.

"I'll miss you!" Priya yells to her.

"Me too!" She replies, "Become the first two-time winner for me!"

Priya smiles as Damien puts his hand on her shoulder and uses the other to wave at Millie.

Chris stands in front of the camera, "A betrayal has just happened and these votes are getting unpredictable! Who will get booted off next time? Find out on Total. Drama. Action!"


Author's Note: WOOO that was a total doozy to write! Thanks for reading everyone, please leave a review (I am desperate).

These challenges are honestly becoming super crazy, but they're fun to write, so hopefully you readers don't mind. I know some people prefer the more down-to-earth feeling challenges so I'll try to keep a good balance. Tell me what you think about these insane cameos? They honestly make no sense but they're enjoyable for me lol. Let me know which characters you want to see make an appearance next!

Another important thing: Credit to Kris10 on YouTube for making me come up with the idea for Lauren to be deathly terrified of Zee with a comment of theirs lmao. All the other ideas have been from my noggin for the most part, but I was directly inspired this time.

SPOILERS FOR EPISODES 1-4:

16th: Ripper (Venomous Victors)
15th/14th: Emma and Chase (Moo'd off the Stage - Venomous Victors)
13th: Millie (Moo'd off the Stage)

Cameos:

Anne Maria (Episode 3)
Scarlett (Episode 4)