SPOILERS FOR EPISODES 1-6:
Remaining Players:
Venomous Victors - MK, Axel, Bowie, Zee, and Wayne
Moo'd off the Stage - Nichelle, Julia, Scary Girl, Damien, and Caleb.
"Last time on Total Drama: Action!" Chris announces with vigor, "Our two teams faced off in a 2-part Kdrama challenge, of which Bowie was determined to throw it to send MK home. However, his plans failed, as even though the Venomous Victors lost the reward part of the challenge, Moo'd off the Stage's reward didn't seem to come in much help!" He explains before laughing as clips of the rogue jackhammer trying to kill everybody play: "In the end, the final four pieces were formed and being passed around to each team like a hot potato! However, Wayne was able to book it just in time to the time machine to be able to win it for his team, to the dismay of Caleb, who Wayne sicked the jackhammer on in order to sneak a win. Despite Lauren's efforts to backstab Julia, Priya was sent home due to a mercy vote by Romeo: aka Damien."
"Who will be booted this episode? Whose backstabbing efforts will be completely futile? Find out right here, right now, on TOTAl. DRAMA: ACTION!"
The camera shows the outside of the four trailers as the sun comes up and the birds chirp. The camera zooms into the window of Moo'd off the Stage's male trailer, showing Damien and Caleb sleeping.
Just then, sunlight peaks through the window as sweet music plays, with the light bathing Damien as he gets up and happily stretches, "Aaaaah yeah!"
Damien in the confessional: He smiles with glee and speaks in a light tone, "I may be going home next, but at least I got with the most amazing girl of all time!"
Caleb then stretches as well and gets out of bed. Damien greets him, "Morning-" Before he pauses, looking down at what he just stepped in, "Wha- Why is my toothpaste container on the ground?" He asks with concern as he picks it up, "And why is it empty?"
Caleb chuckles and then walks over, "Hah, sorry, I got hungry again!"
"Why… Do you keep eating… My TOOTHPASTE?!"
Damien in the confessional: "I'm ecstatic to have gotten with Priya and cheer her up! But now that she's gone, I have to deal with two psychos and two self-obsessed BUFFOONS!... AND WHO EATS TOOTHPASTE!?"
"Oh, sorry about that." Caleb replies calmly as he takes it from him and throws it away, "I just like the tingly feeling it has in my throat as it goes down."
Damien looks at him with disgust, "There is no way somebody can actually be this dumb…"
Caleb in the confessional: He speaks with a calm demeanor, "I didn't eat his toothpaste, I just squeezed it out into the toilet. It's hard to create a balance where Damien believes I'm stupid without completely annoying him… But he'll probably be out soon, so I'm just enjoying the ride."
Damien stomps out of the Cabin with an annoyed expression as Caleb calls to him, "Sorry man. You should try some!"
The camera swaps to the craft services tent, where Damien has just gotten his breakfast of barely edible food and sat down.
Julia comes in with Nichelle from outside and laughs with her, "I know right! I hate when people think they can just like… take MY spot on the school bus? Like I don't care if you're homeless, just get a move on!"
Nichelle responds, "Haha, yeah… Wait, what?"
Nichelle in the confessional: "She is such a bad person."
Both of the girls sit down with Damien, who then squeezes out as he lifts his head from the table, "Please end my suffering and just sit somewhere else this morning."
"Looks like someone's extra grumpy this morning." Nichelle teases, "What's up?"
"Caleb keeps eating my toothpaste."
"Um, what?"
"Oh, and you guys also voted off my now-kinda-girlfriend, so…"
Julia snarks, "She's out of your league anyways… And what's this about Caleb?"
"He grabs my toothpaste container, and then squeezes the entire thing into his mouth and CONSUMES IT!"
Damien shouted the last part so loud that every other contestant in the tent stopped to look at him.
"Hehe… oops. Anyway, I don't think it's possible for someone to be that dumb. He has to be doing this on purpose!"
Julia reacts with certainty, "Oh, yeah, totally, he's faking it. I know a faker when I see one…"
Nichelle gasps, "You mean he's not actually a himbo?"
Nichelle in the confessional: "There goes my fantasy, dead in mere seconds."
Julia just ignores her question and continues, "He's probably just pretending so people won't think he's a threat, not to mention he is REALLY strong. How about we team up to vote him off next time we lose?"
Damien rolls his eyes, "Pfft, nice try. I would not team up with you in a million years!"
"Your loss." Julia replies nonchalantly, "We all know who's going home next then."
Damien goes wide-eyed from Julia's comment and then leans down and sulks.
Just then, Lauren walks into the craft services tent and walks right past where her team is currently sitting.
"Rude as heck," Julia comments as she crosses her arms, "This girl never wants to sit with us!"
Nichelle shushes her, "Ssssh! I don't want her to sit over here anyway, she'll pull the jackhammer out again."
"That's true. Not only that, but she voted for me in the last elimination ceremony. We can't trust her at all." She explains quietly before turning to Damien and smirking, "But don't try to team up with her to take us down, it'd still be three against two."
Damien replies coldly, "Might as well give up now. Nobody likes you, you'll just get eliminated in the merge."
"Hah, as if! I'll just win immunity every time again!"
Damien retorts sarcastically, "Your strategy truly has no holes."
The camera pans over to Lauren, who has sat down next to Zee and is intently listening to him, "Oh, you wanna hear how I lost my leg? Let me tell you, it's a doozy!"
Lauren in the confessional: "I haven't felt fear in a looong time, and I'm not about to start again! I've got to use Pavlovian conditioning to get over my phobia of Zee."
"And THAT is how I lost my leg." Zee finishes as he then leans back to relax.
"Woah…" Lauren responds with fear as she begins shaking.
Chris then suddenly walks in, "Good morning contestants! Please follow me to today's challenge site!"
Just then, Lauren runs out of the room screaming from her fear of Zee.
Chris continues with confusion, "Um… Thank you to Scary Girl for properly introducing today's movie genre: the horror film!"
Axel slowly brings out her shovel from behind her before MK slowly lowers it back down, "Not necessary?"
"Not necessary."
The camera swaps to Chris and the contestants in a dark forest.
Chris begins, "Welcome contestants to the haunted forest film lot! As you can see, it's very dark out here despite it being daytime. That's movie magic right there!"
"Man, the effects here are so cheap." Zee comments wisely as he looks around.
Zee in the confessional: "They should have known better than to cast me in a film-themed season. I'll just ruin the fun for everyone, haha."
Chris continues announcing, as he has exciting news: "And of course, one of our past classic contestants was actually eager to volunteer to help out in the horror movie challenge despite her crummy time with last seasons! Why don't you come on out?"
Just then, a long blonde-haired and thin girl with a slight tan comes out wearing a cowgirl outfit. She greets them with a high-toned, raspy voice: "Hey guys."
"Woah, is that Lindsay?!" Nichelle cheers with joy.
"No, no," Wayne responds, "That's got to be Bridgette!"
"No, that's Sugar!" Caleb exclaims, causing the rest of the cast to groan: "What? It was a good guess!"
"Guys, you don't recognize me?" The contestant teases as the rest of the cast shrugs, "It's me, Gwen!"
A couple of the contestants gasp before MK comments, "Talk about a style change…"
"Hey, a girl's allowed to change it up!" She snaps at them, "My new husband is from Texas."
"Wait… You've had more than one?" Damien asks in shock.
"I see she's still boy-crazy." Bowie responds as he rolls his eyes, "Pathetic."
"Don't talk about my queen like that!" Axel snaps at him.
"Don't let my appearance fool you," Gwen gloats, "I still love horror movies, so I'll be explaining today's challenge!"
"Remember to explain it exactly like I told you to!" Chris commands.
Gwen crosses her arms and scoffs, "Your way is boring, McClain… But whatever." She reluctantly agrees before explaining, "Your first challenge requires one volunteer from each team, to which they must travel through the forest path to the haunted house without screaming. It sounds easy enough, but there'll be plenty of surprises along the way!"
Chris claps, "Great job Gwen! It's just like we rehearsed!"
"Whatever, I'm still getting paid right?"
"Uh, we'll sort that out later…" Chris eeks out as he rubs his shirt nervously, "For now, we need a volunteer from each team!"
Julia turns to her team, "Any volunteers?"
Nichelle responds, "Oh, we should have Scary Girl go! She only makes people scream, she doesn't herself!"
"Good idea," Julia replies in agreement before turning to Lauren, "You up for it?"
She crosses her arms and sits in silence before Julia groans, "Ugh… just do it, everybody else on this team will squeal within 10 seconds."
"Aw c'mon Lauren," Caleb sweet-talks, "You'll be able to win this one easily!"
"Hmm…" She ponders for a bit, "Okay!"
Lauren in the confessional: "It's not often a contestant uses my actual name!"
Caleb in the confessional: "'Scary Girl,'" He begins to explain with finger quotes, "seems to like being called by her actual name and not some goofy, derogatory nickname. The merge is probably coming soon and I can't rely completely on Julia, she's too much of a liability. But as long as she's still here, she makes a good shield!"
The camera swaps to the Venomous Victors, as Bowie pipes up, "I'm great at not screaming! I should do this one."
"Yeeaaaah, no." MK responds coldly, "Your performance last challenge was… well, pitiful!"
Bowie glares at her as Zee chimes in, "Mary Jane's kinda got a point. You screamed a lot last season!"
Wayne seconds, "I agree! MK seems like the type to not scream at haunted houses."
Bowie grits through his teeth, "Do you two not remember the plan at all?"
"What plan?" MK asks with suspicion as she raises one eyebrow.
"Ugh, whatever, you can do it!"
Wayne in the confessional: He rubs his neck anxiously, "I know Bowie wants to throw the challenges and all so we can boot MK, but losing isn't in my DNA! I know Raji would feel the same way if he was in my shoes."
"Yeah, alright!" MK cheers with her arms in the air, "I haven't screamed at a haunted house or horror movie since I was like 7, this should be a cake-walk!"
Chris butts in, "From the sound of it, it seems like both teams have picked their walker!"
Just then, a helicopter comes flying down that's piloted by Chef. Chris jumps in and invites the non-playing contestants in, "Come on guys, we've got to beat them to the haunted houses so we can show you what's in store! You too, Gwen!"
The contestants pile into the helicopter as MK looks on nervously. As the helicopter flies away, MK turns to see a menacing Lauren standing behind her, "Wait! Take me with you!"
The camera swaps to the contestants getting out of the helicopter. Caleb helps Nichelle down and she blushes, as Julia follows behind: "So we're just supposed to sit around and wait, Chris?"
"Nope! Now comes the fun part for you guys. Each team here has a haunted house, and the second part of the challenge will be to set one up that's so scary it'll make the interns pee their pants and run out any of the provided exits!"
"Aw, sick!" Axel cheers with an idea, "We'll make ours zombie themed!"
Wayne shakes his head, "Zombies aren't even that scary… They move like my great uncle Clyde on disco night!"
"Oooooh, yes they are!" She retorts with force, "Haven't you seen the Zombie Warrior Princess spin-off where they learn to use roller skates!?"
Bowie in the confessional: "It took everything in my power not to say, 'I guess I'll never figure out the plot of these movies'... Thankfully, Zee beat me to the punch!"
"That is seriously a jumping the shark moment."
Bowie chimes in before Axel has a chance to respond to Zee, "Great plan Axel! Zombies are so IN this year."
Axel smiles from the corner of her mouth.
Axel in the confessional: "Finally! Somebody is coming around to realize the real threat that zombies pose to us mere mortals."
Chris continues explaining, "I know you're all excited to decorate your haunted houses, but there's another surprise in store! If each team would please follow me…"
The camera swaps to Chris, Gwen, and the contestants in a camera control room, "This here is the haunted surveillance room!"
Zee scoffs, "Does everything really have to be called haunted? That is way too kitsch."
Chris continues, "We like to keep things thematically consistent on Total Drama: Action!"
"Can we just hurry along?" Axel asks impatiently, "I wanna get through this part!"
Chris closes his eyes and speaks in an offended tone, "This part is JUST as entertaining as the next part. Here, you'll get to terrorize the opposite team member as they walk through the haunted path! Use special effects, pop-ups, or CGI to scare the bejeebers out of MK or Lauren! Just use the buttons and knobs in front of the cameras to make your opponent's team member scream first and you'll win a reward for the haunted house portion of the challenge. If you have any questions, just ask Gwen!"
"Wait, Chris!" Gwen calls out as he runs away, "What am I supposed to help with?"
Chris yells to her as he exits the room and the door shuts, "Just do what we did when we went through your training!"
"There never was any training, you said you had to hire a new masseuse!"
"Oh, right… forgot about that." He can be heard saying through the locked door, "just have fun then!"
Gwen growls as she goes to sit down in the background. Bowie rubs his hands together as he views the cameras, "Oh look, there's our dear teammate MK!" He says before pressing a button on the control panel.
The camera swaps to MK creeping her way through the woods, as a pop-up Chris Mcclain comes flying at her from the bushes.
"YIKES - MMMM!" MK "screams" before covering her mouth after she falls to the ground, "Now that - IS scary!"
Bowie is seen giggling from the control room as Axel yells at him, "What's the big idea?! We're supposed to make Scary Girl scream!"
"Oops my bad! I must have pressed the wrong button!"
Zee chimes in, "The buttons that have Mary Jane's face on them?"
Bowie turns around to see them, "Oh, my bad, didn't see that!"
Axel makes a hand gesture between Bowie and her eyes that says she's watching him, which causes Bowie to smile innocently and tuck his arms behind his back.
"Mooooove out of the way!" Nichelle says, making a cow pun as she shoves Bowie to the ground, "it's time for MK to help win us the challenge!"
Julia snarks as she sits down on one of the chairs, "Yeah, just for that awful pun, I'll just sit back and let you guys handle this one."
Damien in the confessional: "What does she have against puns?"
Caleb wanders over to Nichelle and points at a button with a vampire decal, "Oh, press this one!"
Nichelle follows his advice and presses the button he pointed out before clapping with joy.
The camera shows MK once again creeping through the path and consoling herself, "Okay, okay… I have noooo idea where Scary Girl went, but it's fiiiiine."
Just then, red liquid begins seeping from the tree hollows on MK's path. MK looks creeped out and begins backing up, "Okay… creepy trees with blood pouring out, totally not scary at all!"
"Wait…" She begins questioning as she sniffs, "Is that…" She then paces over to the tree and sniffs it some more.
"What the heck is she doing?" Bowie asks with disgust as he watches on from the cameras.
MK puts her finger to the red liquid and takes a lick, "Yep! Just as I thought, it's just ketchup and corn syrup!"
MK in the confessional: "When you've watched every Total Drama season in class instead of paying attention, it really works out!"
Bowie and Wayne look startled from the control room, "Did she just eat that blood?" Wayne asks him with concern.
"Dang, she's more hardcore than I thought!" Axel pipes up with proudness in her voice.
"Um, guys…" Zee notifies his team as he looks at the cameras, "Scary Girl is getting really close and we haven't even set off a single trap yet."
"No problem, I got this!" Axel assures as she pulls one of the leavers.
The camera shows Scary Girl skipping through the forest as she sings a joyful melody, "Lalalala!"
Just then, several zombies come rising up from the ground and begin groaning as they slowly make their way towards her.
"Aaaw, friends!" Lauren squeals with delight as she just skips past them, hugging each one on her way out.
Axel yells from the control room, "What?! How did she get past them! Where are the laser and sprinting powers? These must be low ranked…"
Lauren skips past the last zombie and karate chops it, leaving the dismembered head on the floor. She then leans over to pick it up, "Now I can keep you with me forever!"
The camera swaps back to the control room: "Or maybe zombies just aren't that threatening." Wayne replies innocently.
"No, no, this is just totally off the beaten path of zombie canon!"
Zee looks around in panic on the control panel as he eeks out, "Guys, what do we do?"
"It's fine, we don't need the reward anyway." Bowie comments calmly.
"Oh, hey!" Zee calls out with excitement, "This button looks like me!" He exclaims as he presses the button with a giraffe on it.
Lauren continues skipping through the forest innocently as she comes close to the house, "Hey look, there's the house! That'll be your new home." She comments innocently to her new dismembered friend.
"Just a little bit, - AAAAAAH!" Lauren screams as she jumps and cowers into a nearby bush, with a looming shadow cast over her from what just popped up.
"Haha yes, we got her to scream!" Axel cheers, "But what made her do it?"
The camera pans over from Lauren's hiding spot to reveal a pop-up Zee.
"Alright!" Zee cheers as he hugs an uncomfortable looking Axel, "The extendo-neck always comes through!"
The pop-up Zee collapses back down into the foliage as Lauren crawls out slowly from the bush and whispers to her zombie-head, "Is it safe…?"
MK comes up from behind her, "Uh… so does that mean I win?"
The camera swaps to Chris and Gwen standing with the rest of the contestants in front of the two haunted houses, "Congrats to the Venomous Victors, as MK has just won the challenge for them for not letting out a blood curdling scream on her walk over here!"
"Way to go Scary THROW!" Julia mocks her direction, "If you're trying to throw this challenge then consider yourself voted off!"
Lauren creeps her head around 180 degrees to make eye contact with Julia, "Oh no…"
Lauren then just skips off into the haunted house with the cow symbol on it.
"Oh, looks like she's too scared of my queenly prowess!" Julia proudly proclaims as the rest of her team look on in horror.
Gwen hands the Venomous Victors a piece of paper.
"What's this?" MK asks.
Chris responds with excitement in Gwen's place, "It's a list of each intern's greatest fear! You can use these to your advantage in the challenge! Now, get to it!"
The camera swaps to Moo'd off the Stage entering their house, "Ugh great…" Julia groans, "Where did Scary Girl go?"
"She probably just went off to find some good supplies." Damien replies, "With her on our team, there's no way we can lose!"
"Hey!" Nichelle calls out with urgency in her voice, "Don't jinx it!"
Damien just rolls his eyes in reaction before the camera swaps to the Venomous Victors, with MK walking up the stairs as Bowie follows closely behind.
"Uh, mind giving me some space?" She asks with suspicion as she turns around to face him.
"Oh, sorry." He replies, trying to sound pure as he follows behind her less closely this time.
The camera pans to the side of the stairs, where Axel and Wayne are bickering over a certain crate.
"We are going to use these face-masks for zombies!" Axel insists as she tugs on the crate, bringing it closely to her grasp.
Wayne grabs it back and pulls, "Zombies aren't even scary anymore, this isn't 2008!"
The crate then flings into the air due to the combined force from each party, as it lands directly in front of Zee a few feet away.
"Dudes, there's no need to fight." He replies in a breathy tone as he picks up the crate. He then pulls out the paper provided by Chris, "It says here that the female interns biggest fear is clowns! If we want to win this thing, we're gonna need to bust out our clown makeup."
Axel scoffs and crosses her arms, "Pfft, whatever. Clowns aren't even scary, but I guess we'll go with that."
"Awesome plan buddy!" Wayne exclaims as he gives a thumbs-up to Zee, which causes Axel to grimace as she crosses her arms and looks a different direction.
Axel in the confessional: "I don't know what Wayne is trying to pull here, but it's pretty obvious I'm the teams leader here!"
Wayne in the confessional: "Axel is really bossy, ey? It's pretty obvious I'm the team captain here! I've won us two challenges so far, AT LEAST! Without Raji around, I feel like I get no respect."
MK in the confessional: "They're both wrong. I'm the team captain." She snarks with self confidence.
"Well there's more than one intern and area of the house you know." Axel asserts as she continues to avoid eye contact, "I'll fill the living room with zombie stuff, alright? If they aren't scared by the clowns, then the undead should do the trick!"
Bowie pokes his head out from the top of the stairs, "Zombies! I love the idea, Axel!" He chimes in before following her into the living room.
"Yeesh, what's with them?" Wayne asks as he turns back to Zee.
"I'm not really sure... I can't remember anything from the past 3 days..."
The camera swaps to Moo'd off the Stage, as Julia, Nichelle, Caleb, and Damien are rummaging through some of the supplies inside the house.
"A rainbow wig? A spider's web?" Julia asks in disgust as she pulls multiple items out and tosses them around, "This stuff is way too basic... Alright guys, let's all think of the scariest thing we can."
"Ooh, ooh!" Nichelle pipes up as she raises her hand, "Losing fame and becoming POOR!"
"Um... is that really fitting for a haunted house?" Damien questions before getting ignored.
"Ah yeah, that's a great one." Caleb responds, "You know what else is scary? Clothes from the thrift store."
"Yuck!" Julia exclaims, "I'm shaking in my boots just thinking about it! Y'know what else is frightening? Bad haircuts..."
Caleb and Nichelle nod in agreement with scared looks on their faces as Damien squeezes out, "Seriously? I'm the only one who thinks these are horrible options for a HAUNTED house? Ugh... I can't believe I'm saying this, but where is Scary Girl?"
"You can look for her if you want, but I'm thinking we'll hang a bunch of scissors and poor people from the ceiling or something." Julia explains as she pulls some scissors out from a crate.
"Good idea! Me and Nichelle will look upstairs for more supplies!" Caleb yells as he drags her along.
"Woah, slow down!" Nichelle responds loudly as she continues to get dragged.
The camera swaps to the two of them upstairs as Caleb begins, "Sorry for taking you here on such short notice."
"Oh, is this like a date?" Nichelle asks excitedly.
Caleb in the confessional: "Huh- HRUH... UGH!" He groans as he tries to hold back vomit.
"Uh, yeah, sure! But there's something important we have to discuss... Julia."
"Oh she is such a slayer, right!? Love her."
"Um yeah... she's a slayer all right." Caleb replies reluctantly, "A slayer at this competition, that is! I'm thinking of teaming up with Lauren in the merge to vote Julia out after we boot Damien if we lose this challenge. Sound like a plan?"
"Hmm, I don't know." Nichelle responds in thought, "Wouldn't she find out though?"
"She's not as bright as she seems," Caleb says as he rolls his eyes, "She won tons of immunities last season, and villains like her always last longer on Total Drama than you would expect! If she's vulnerable in the merge, we've got to take her out before it's too late."
"But she's such a queeeeeen." Nichelle whines.
Caleb looks at her with an unimpressed glare.
"Okay, fine... I guess that is a good plan, but what about Scary Girl? How are we supposed to trust somebody that crazy!?"
"We only have to keep her around to vote for Julia: she hates her! After that, we can just dump her."
Caleb in the confessional: "There's not a chance I'm dumping Lauren unless she gives me a reason to."
"Alright, sounds cool!" Nichelle cheers, "We're going all the way to the final two!"
"Yeah...Awesome." Caleb reluctantly lets out as he avoids eye contact.
The camera swaps back to the Venomous Victors, as Zee talks with Wayne: "Alright, we've got the clowns for the female intern, and the insects and thunder effects for the male interns!"
"It's all comin' together! Let's go see how Axel and Bowie are gettin' along."
The camera swaps to the two boys as they enter the living room, as Axel exclaims, "It's finished!" As she wipes the sweat from her forehead.
Wayne walks further into the room and looks at the scene, "Um... you guys haven't done anything?"
"Naw, check this out!" Axel replies as she shoves Bowie a few feet in front of her, causing him to let out a little scream.
The piece of floor that Bowie landed on them sinks in a little bit, making a clicking sound as several clanging sounds can be heard in the wall.
"Uuuuuh..." Wayne and Zee let out in puzzlement as the noises get louder.
"Just wait for it! Here's the best part." Bowie slyly says as he gets up and brushes the dust off of his hands.
Just then, a bowling ball drops from the ceiling.
"Woah!" Wayne yells as he jumps into Zee's arms (not gay).
"Maaan, that was pretty scary!" Zee responds with surprise, "But I'm not sure it's gonna make them run out."
"No, it's still going!" Axel cries as she points at the bowling ball, which begins slowly rolling across the floor until it hits the other side of the wall.
"Um... that's it?" Wayne asks as he scratches his chin.
"Wait for it..." Axel lets out as she narrows her eyes, "Just a little more... aaaaand."
Just then, the bowling ball gets launched into the air, causing it to hit a lever on the ceiling, which opens up the wall as marbles fall out.
"Okay... this is just getting ridiculous." Bowie admits before Zee pipes up,
"Dude... I thought this was supposed to be about zombies or something."
"It is!" Axel whines, "Just wait one more second..."
The marbles then roll over and press a button on the opposite side of the wall, which causes a mannequin dressed up as a zombie to slowly descend from the ceiling.
Axel cries from happiness for a second before wiping her tear, "If this doesn't get their blood pumping, then nothing will!"
"We are doomed..." Wayne whimpers as the camera lingers on him and Zee with worried expressions.
"Well, at least she's doing something to help!" Bowie yells, "Where is MK?"
The camera swaps to the upstairs, where MK is standing by the window with a toy fishing rod.
"Hehehe..." She chuckles to herself quietly as she opens the window and tosses the rod out towards the other neighboring haunted house.
The camera swaps to Julia in the other haunted house by the open window, "We've almost got everything set up! And we didn't even need Scary Girl's help!"
Julia doesn't notice the phone that has just been fished up from her back pocket.
"Yes!" MK cheer-whispers to herself as she reels in her catch.
MK in the confessional: "Ah yeah! Easy as poutine!" She gloats as she waves the phone around, "I don't even want to download the confessionals this time since I can't seem to break into these new cameras. I just want to watch MeTube videos! It can get seriously boring around here..."
MK holds the phone close to her as it plays audio, 'What's up, I'm Chase!'
"Ugh, gross." She groans, "Skip!"
Just then, Bowie walks up the stairs and shouts at her, "MK! What have you been doing this entire time?!"
She hides the phone behind her back before he can notice, "Oh, uh, I just found this spooooky fishing rod."
"Seriously, that's all you could find?" Bowie snaps at her as the rest of the Victors walk up the stairs and into the frame, "I think we know who's going home if we lose this."
"Relax!" MK protests, "We've got that paper with the interns biggest phobias, I'm sure we'll be fine!"
Chris begins announcing over the intercoms, "Time's up contestants! Let's see what you've cooked up!"
The camera swaps to the teams waiting outside of the haunted houses. Julia begins complaining, "Ugh, Scary Girl STILL isn't here?"
Chris begins speaking, "Well... if all of your team members aren't present then I'll have to-" He is interrupted by the feeling of Lauren breathing down his neck.
"WOAH!" He screams as he jumps a few feet into Chef's arms (kinda gay).
"Oh, there she is!" Julia proclaims with relief as Lauren walks over to the rest of her team.
"Let's get a move-on," Gwen sighs with boredom, "I wanna see what the teams put together!"
Chris gets out of Chef's arms and adds on, "You're speaking my language, Gwen! Contestants, here's how it will work: three of our interns will enter into each haunted house one after the other and tour the entire place. A timer will be started once they enter to track time, and the team that gets one of the interns to leave the haunted house out of fear with the lowest time, will win the challenge!"
The three interns then walk into the frame. The short female intern with brown skin and freckles pipes up, "Um, do we at least get to introduce ourselves before we're traumatized?"
"Nope!" Chris responds quickly as he flashes a grin, "You're freckles!"
He then points to both of the male interns one after another, "You're ginger - and you're lanky! Now get to it!"
The camera swaps to the three interns walking into the Venomous Victors house, as the camera goes back to show the contestants watching the scene unfold on a screen.
"It doesn't even look like they put any decorations up?" Damien comments in bewilderment.
"Just wait, it gets good!" Axel replies spontaneously as Wayne sighs.
The camera swaps back to the interns as they slowly creep in with alert looking faces.
Freckles leads the pack slightly and then turns to her peers, "Okay guys, all we have to do is go through the living room, through the kitchen, up the stairs into the rooms, and then back down again! Should be easy, right?" She questions to them as she steps back to the part of the floor that sinks, "Uh oh..."
They all step back a little bit as they wait in terror for what happens next. Lanky snaps at Freckles out of stress, "What the heck? Are you trying to get us killed?"
"That's what you guys get for making me go first!"
The interns continue bickering as the bowling ball and marbles work their magic as they don't even notice.
Freckles continues, "Okay, whatever! Let's just get through this already..."
As she turns around, the zombie mannequin comes falling from the ceiling right in front of her.
"AAAH!" She yells as she jumps back towards the other interns, "Oh... all that for nothing?"
"C'mon, let's go!" Ginger asserts as he slowly walks out of the living room.
Axel is shown watching the screen outside: "Oh c'mon! That was the scariest part!"
The interns continue walking through the the living room and reach the door that leads to the kitchen.
Nichelle pipes up from the outside as she raises her eyebrow, "Now what kind of layout is this?"
"Sssh, let's be quiet as we open this door." Ginger advises to the other interns before they nod in agreement.
The three of them creep into the room and close the door behind them, with the kitchen being decorated with several balloons and party favors.
The female intern freezes, "C-C-Cl-"
"What is it?!" Lanky asks her with concern.
"CLOOOOOWN!" She screams in terror as she points to the clown mannequin holding a knife in the corner of the room.
Zee is shown outside: "I knew that would get a scream!"
"Um, yeah, cause it's on the paper..." MK snarks.
"Yikes!" Ginger seethes out between his teeth as he jumps at the sight.
"LET ME OUT!" Freckles screams as she grabs the door handle.
"NO!" Lanky yells as he tackles her to the ground, "Remember what Chris said!? He would feed us edible food if we last 5 minutes in either of these!"
"THE CLOWNS GONNA GEEEET ME!" She cries as she squirms on the ground.
"PULL. YOURSELF. TOGETHER!" Ginger yells as he slaps her back to reality, "It's not even alive, it can't hurt you!"
She gets up and begins panting, "Heh... yeah, I guess that's true."
All three of them turn to look at the clown again.
"But let's move fast..." She squeezes out in discomfort as she creeps through the kitchen and through the door on the other side.
Nichelle complains again, "Why do you have to walk through the kitchen to go upstairs? Who designed these?"
The interns creep upstairs and reach the top as sounds of thunder begin roaring through the room.
"NOOOOOO!" Ginger cries as he rolls up into a ball, "I CAN'T DO THIS!"
Freckles gets behind him and starts rolling him across the floor, "Don't worry buddy, we'll get you through this!"
Freckles in the confessional: "Ginger has been scared of thunder and lightning ever since his parents left him outside in a thunderstorm when he was five! Us interns have only known each other for a couple months, but we're really close. Getting tortured by a millionaire really brings people together!"
They roll into one the upstairs room, "Just gotta get through the two rooms and we can leave!" Lanky cheers as he creeks into the darkly lit room.
Zee speaks up from outside, "Here comes the best part."
Once the interns all pile into the room, the door slams behind them, cutting off all of the natural light and leaving the room pitch black.
"WHYYYYY?" Lanky cries as the noise of him clattering around can be heard.
"Stand still! You're running into me!" Freckles yells as her eyes can be seen in the darkness narrowing.
"PLEASE HOLD ME!" Lanky whines as he gets closer and hugs Freckles.
"Yeah, and stop crawling up my arm!" Ginger snaps.
"Uh... I'm not, dude."
The three of them go wide-eyed in the darkness before all screaming and charging out of the room. Once they stampede out of the room, the natural lighting reveals several small insects crawling all over them.
"GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!" Lanky screams as all three of them run downstairs and out of the room.
The interns run to where the contestants are and finally shake off all the bugs.
"What the heck, Chris?" Freckles whines, "Those could have killed us"
"Relax, only some of those insects were dangerous! Now, let's look at the Venomous Victors time!"
Chris gestures toward the screen as a time of 2:23 is shown.
"2 minutes and 23 seconds! Not too bad, but definitely not good either..." Chris teases, "The Cows can easily beat that time, but they may also lose if the interns make it farther than the first room."
Julia leans to Nichelle, "How much do you think it'd cost to bribe them?"
Damien turns to Scary Girl, "Please tell us you were in there cooking up something terrifying!"
She nods, "Yep! This is for sure to make them scream."
Chris cheers, "Nice! I can't wait to see what you've brought to the table to scar my interns!"
The interns glare at Chris before the camera swaps to them inside the haunted house, having just entered.
"Okay, I don't know what that crazy girl has got for us, but I'd like to get out of here fast!" Lanky explains as his voice shakes.
"I agree," Ginger confides as he pulls something out from his pocket, "especially cause that pretty girl gave me a 20 dollar bill!"
"Guys, let's focus..." Freckles recommends before stepping on a piece of the living room floor, which lowers a little bit.
"Again, seriously?" Lanky complains.
"Ah whatever, it's probably just another lame zombie or somethiIIIIIIIING" She yells as she gets flung out of the house, shooting straight through the ceiling and landing in front of the contestants with a stunned look on her face.
Chris announces with vigor, "And with that, Moo'd off the Stage WIN!"
They cheer as Caleb lifts Scary Girl up to celebrate her genius, "I did NOT expect that, but you rocked!"
Lauren in the confessional: "I had my fun last season with the cannons and jackhammer. But this season? I want to win..." She explains as she stares at the camera without a single blink.
"Ah man... my clownies didn't work!" Zee whines as he looks down in sorrow as Wayne pats his back in support.
"Oh c'mon, they didn't even scare her!" MK protests as a time of 23 seconds is shown on the screen.
"Well technically, all I said is that you had to make them exit the haunted house while screaming sooooo it looks like the Victors are going to another elimination ceremony!"
Gwen scoffs, "Ugh... no good scares. I'll be back in the helicopter."
MK in the confessional: "Are you kidding me? I'm gonna try and get through to Wayne or Zee but I doubt they're gonna just forget what I did to Raj..." She then sighs before leaning on the camera, "I'm doomed..." But just then, the camera pops open: "Huh? AH YEAH!"
The camera swaps to MK and Axel in their trailer as MK begins, "Don't you think you could talk to Wayne or Zee about the vote?"
"I tried, but they won't listen to me. Say I'm 'controlling' or something, pfft..."
MK in the confessional: She waves Julia's phone around: "I've watched all of Bowie's confessionals, and it seems he faked his immunity idol find like I suspected after Axel used hers... I'll just have to try and get through to Zee or Wayne during the ceremony."
The camera shows the elimination walk of shame, as MK looks worried and Bowie looks smug.
"Welcome to another elimination ceremony!" Chris announces with glee, "After today's ceremony, only four members of the Venomous Victors will stand! Which will be going home today?"
Bowie smirks at MK, "Looks like your time has run out!"
"Oh, well... this isn't really going to be a traditional vote." Chris announces, "I would like to introduce: Moo'd off the Stage!"
The five members of Moo'd off the Stage enter and sit in the bleachers.
"Ugh, what are these wannabees doing here?" Bowie scoffs.
"They're here to vote for which Venomous Victor player should go home!"
Julia waves at Bowie and smiles, "Heeeey Bowie!"
He backtracks, "Did I say wannabees? I meant queen bees!"
Damien leans to the rest of his team from the top bleacher, "Who are we voting for? I don't know much about what's going on in that team."
"I know just the person..." Julia lets out mysteriously before leaning in to her team and whispering to them.
Whatever Julia whispered makes Lauren viciously shake her head up and down in agreement.
The camera swaps to the last member of Moo'd off the Stage voting, having just sat back down.
"I have received all the votes! When I call your name, you are safe...
...MK
...Axel
...And Wayne!"
The three players catch their statues as they sigh in relief as Zee and Bowie look worried.
"This is so RIGGED!' Bowie cries, "You're just gonna let Julia come in here and-"
Chris interrupts, "If I reveal the vote will you SHUT. IT? The last player safe is...
...
...
...
...
...
BOWIE!"
"WHAT?" Bowie questions in shock as he grabs his statue and begins kissing it, "THANK YOU, THANK YOU!"
"Aaaaw man." Zee lets out in sorrow, "Why would you guys vote for me? Were my film-based criticisms too pessimistic?"
"No," Julia replies, "You're just disgustingly good at all the challenges. I still have nightmares from you slithering under the lasers, guessing the correct code, and sniffing out the last puzzle piece!"
"Oh, that's fair." Zee replies with acceptance.
The camera swaps to the red carpet of shame, as Zee turns around to his teammates, "I want you to all know something!... I-"
"Yes, what is it Zee?" Bowie asks him, on the edge of his figurative seat.
"Oh... I forgot." He replies as he gets picked up by the helicopter cable, "See you dudes laaateeeeer!"
Wayne salutes to Zee, "I salute you, buddy! Go give Raji a good noogie for me!"
Axel also salutes Zee, which makes Wayne smile from the corner of his mouth: "You were a good team member, Zee! Even if you didn't have a healthy fear of the undead!"
Wayne in the confessional: "I think Axel might be starting to come around!" He explains with glee before a hard knocking sound is heard on the outhouse door and Axel yells: "WAYNE! GET OUT OF THERE, I NEED TO PEE!"
"Yeah... I'm not doing that." Bowie snarks before turning around to face MK, "If you think you can just slip your way through this game, then you're sorely mistaken."
"Ehehehe..." MK awkwardly laughs as she rubs the back of her neck.
Chris steps in front of the camera, "And with that, another member of the Venomous Victors falls, leaving only four left! Who will fly home next episode? Find out on TOTAl. DRAMA: ACTION!"
Author's Note: A shocking elimination! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter and the craziness of the challenge. I think it would be super cool to see in an episode. The interns ate that! lmao. The characters are hating each other rn and I am LOVING IT! (I am actually Chris IRL).
Please leave a review to tell me what you liked about the chapter and what you think will happen next and all that.
Cameos (So Far):
Anne Maria (3)
Scarlett (4)
Harold (5)
Sierra (6)
Gwen (7)
