"Previously on Total Drama island," Chris opened the episode with a grin, "players lost their heads in a game of capture the skull. And despite a near victory by Ripper while using Priya as a human shield, it was Emma who won it for the frogs. Priya wanted Ripper G-O-N-E gone, and she got her wish thanks to a wheel of luck. It was all tied up between Scary Girl and Ripper at the elimination voting, but thanks to a spin of a wheel from Damien, Ripper was sent packing. The tie was a shocker to all of us, we all thought it would be Scary Girl going home! But thanks to Millie deciding at the last minute to take Priya's advice, Scary Girl lives to see another day in the competition. Will Millie be able to keep up her streak of following her promises through? Find out here on Total. Drama. Island!"
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"Allll right maggot! Are you ready to train?" A very alert and ready Priya asked her friend.
"I guess so?" a significantly less enthusiastic Millie responded.
"I can't heaaarrr youuu!" Priya called out.
"I GUESS SO?" Millie yelled, still not enthusiastic but not as quietly this time.
"We'll work on that later," Priya replied, eager to start regardless of how Millie felt. "For now, just avoid the apples," Priya said, picking up a bunch she had prepared for the training off of the floor.
"Wait!" Millie exclaimed, still not ready, but it was too late. An apple smacked her in the face at about 90 mph. "You hit me!"
"I said avoid the apples!" Priya threw another, hitting Millie in the stomach.
Confessional: Millie
"I agreed to let Priya train me because the longer I stay on the island, the more research I can do. I had no Idea she'd be like this!"
"Oof! Ow!" Millie cried as several more apples hit her from different angles.
"Think right! Think left!" Priya threw apples in several different directions. Eventually, Millie collapsed on the floor in pain, now covered in bruises. "Ok, we have some work to do, but good effort," Priya complimented her weakened friend.
"Aww, the show's over. Just when it was getting good," a high pitched voice came from the top bunk in the corner of the room.
Both Priya and Millie jumped in shock. "Scary Girl? How long have you been up there?" Millie asked in terror.
"The whole time! Watching you get pummeled by those apples was hilarious! Can I see your bruises?" Scary Girl tried lifting up one of the sleeves on Millie's shirt, to which Millie swatted her away.
"Um, no," Millie answered, exchanging a worried glance with Priya. "We should probably be headed out for breakfast-"
"PRIYA! Looking stunning as always," Damien casually made his way into the center of the room, placing his hands on the girl's shoulder.
"Really? Thanks!" Priya blushed.
"Hmmpf," Scary Girl let out a loud groan.
"You ok?" Millie asked, as the three other teens in the group turned to face Scary Girl.
"Oh no, I'm fine, just something in my throat," Scary Girl excused herself.
Confessional: Scary Girl
"It's kind of pathetic that some girls would be willing to sacrifice all of the corpses of a small village for a guy, but all another girl has to do is 'be friendly' (finger quotes) and suddenly she's got his attention. How many animals has Priya taxidermied that would make great gifts for a first date?" Scary Girl crossed her arms.
"Uh, anyways, I'm hoping I can count on your guys' support," Damien placed buttons in both Priya and Scary Girl's hands. The buttons featured pictures of Damien with large, red circles crossing him out.
"What's this for?" Scary Girl questioned.
"Together, we can accomplish anything," Damien explained. "If you all vote me out, I'll be guaranteed to survive another day, and you'll all have one less competitor threatening your chances of the million. It's a win-win for everyone!"
Confessional: Scary Girl
"There's no way in Satan's great wonderland of hell that I'd vote off the person with the best screams on the island. Still keeping the button though, this is going in my special safekeeping," Scary girl shoved the button into her pocket.
"Aww check it out!" Zee slid in through the door, covered head to toe in the anti-Damien buttons. "I'm button man!"
"He's my biggest supporter," Damien smiled at the amputee's entrance.
"I'm gonna put one on my can," Zee excitedly penetrated the side of his can with one of the buttons, just to be sprayed in the face with soda. Priya and Millie showed expressions of concern, while Scary Girl just giggled.
Confessional: Damien
"I've had enough! So I'm running a vote Damien off the island campaign. I'd rather leave by drone today than in a box tomorrow. I made buttons," he held one up to the camera.
"Vote Damien! Save Damien!" Damien made finger guns at the four watching him as he exited the cabin.
"Hmmm, what do we think guys? If it's what he truly wants, I don't think it would be the end of the world if we eliminated him," Priya suggested.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Scary Girl yelled. Priya and Millie swiveled their heads to where she was standing, and the room got quiet for a moment. Scary Girl cleared her throat before continuing. "Damien is an important member of our team and he's easily one of the smartest ones here. Why would we get rid of him?"
"I didn't think you of all people would be advocating for us to not eliminate someone," Millie asked in surprise.
"The longer Damien stays on the Island, the more I get to hear him scream!" Scary Girl smiled and excitedly clapped her hands. "I can't wait to see how he'll scream at today's challenge!"
Confessional: Millie
"I don't regret my choice to keep her around, but if we're not going to eliminate Damien, it's probably going to be her." Millie made a few more scribbles in her notebook; "last night I heard her talking in her sleep about mass shootings. She's great for research, but not so great for our safety."
While the members of the Trout made their way to the dining hall, the Frogs had already sat down and were eating their less than favorable meal. Sure, it was better than slop, but baked beans? What kind of breakfast was this?
"Baked beans?" Julia hesitated before captioning her Myselfiegram post about this morning's breakfast. "Be grateful for every meal," she decided before hitting the post button. "#givethanks."
"Hey Julia! Lookin' good today," Wayne complimented as he and Raj sat down.
"Thanks one of the Hockey guys! But it's what's inside that counts," Julia happily responded.
"Oh no Raj!" Wayne suddenly turned to his bestie with a concerned look. "If it's what's inside that matters then I'm in trouble!"
"For sure eh!" the other hockey player agreed. "You were in that outhouse forever!"
Julia's expression morphed from happy to disgusted as the hockey bros continued their conversation. "All that stuff that matters. Gone!" Wayne exclaimed in defeat.
"Hey, if it makes you feel better, it landed on top of all my stuff that matters," Raj attempted to cheer his friend up before they bursted into a fit of laughter.
"We're talking about our poop!" Wayne leaned closer to Julia; a bit closer than what she was comfortable for for a conversation about this type of subject matter.
Julia gagged as she pushed her bowl of beans towards the hockey bros. "Well, I'm done with eating for the day," she said as she walked off.
"Cool! Sweet BONUS BEANS!" Wayne and Raj began to scarf down all of the contents of the three bowls in front of them.
"Attention campers! Be on the beach on the far side of the island in ten minutes for today's epic challenge," Chris's voice boomed through the loudspeakers as all of the campers in the dining hall finished up their breakfasts.
"Gooood morning campers! I hope you enjoyed your breakfast," Chris smiled sinisterly at the camera before continuing. "Today's challenge is a simple race from this side of the island to the other side. The first team to have all members on the dock wins. And the losing team, as always, will be sending someone home."
"And that'll be me right?" Damien whispered to Priya. "Can I count on you?"
"Maybe, we just have to see how the challenge goes," Priya answered.
"Ahem," Chris cleared his throat, "Something you'd like to share with the rest of the class?"
"No!" Priya quickly responded, hoping she wouldn't be penalized for interrupting the host.
"Blah blah blah, we know there's a catch. Just tell us how we're gonna die!" MK piped up, eager for the challenge to get started.
"Ooh! People are gonna die?" Scary Girl excitedly asked as she was, as usual, given concerned looks from everyone around her.
"Just because there's never not been a catch doesn't mean there's always going to be a catch," Chris glared at MK.
"So there's no catch?" Priya asked.
"Of course there's a catch!" Chris smiled and shook his head.
"Landmines? It's landmines isn't it!" Damien screamed in terror.
"Woah woah woah, hold up Chris. We specifically said NO LANDMINES!" Chef grumpily yelled at his co-host, fed up with his antics.
"Relax, there are no landmines. In this challenge," Chris assured Chef with a wink.
"Awww," Scary Girl moaned in disappointment.
"So what's the catch?" Millie asked with suspicion.
"Let's just say you'll wanna do this as silently as possible," Chris grinned.
"BLAARP!" a loud noise came from Priya.
"Priya? Did you just toot? Damien turned to the girl who was now red with embarrassment.
"Uh, excuse me!" Priya took a step back, desperately trying to get the attention off of herself.
"BRAAP!" MK let out a similar sound.
"BRIPP!" Chase also let out one.
"BLAAP!" Bowie groaned in disgust as he let one out as well.
"BRIIP! BRAAP!" Wayne and Raj giggled as they let two out at the same time.
"You guys are disgusting- BRAAAAAAAP!" Emma let out the longest, loudest one yet.
Confessional: Emma
"That came out of nowhere! Well not nowhere, it just- it took me by surprise is all i'm trying to- BLAARP!" Emma let out another one. "I may have trouble crossing the island silently.
"That's why today's breakfast was baked beans," Emma put two and two together in front of the rest of the campers.
"That makes sense. Beans contain raffinose, a carbohydrate that frements inside our large intestine, producing gas as a byproduct," Damien explained. "We can't properly digest beans in our systems, so the gas we pass is created as a result of our bodies trying to pass them through anyways."
"He's really smart, maybe getting rid of him isn't the best idea," Millie commented to Priya and Scary Girl.
"Agreed, even if he doesn't like it this type of thing can come really handy in challenges," Priya nodded.
"I just wanna keep him so he'll scream some more!" Scary Girl smiled.
"Yes, the all bean breakfast was part of the plan. Now shush your butts and get moving so you don't get eaten by any of the raptors," Chris commanded the contestants.
"THE BASKETBALL TEAM?" Raj excitedly turned his head up at the mention.
"No." Chris responded.
"Um, maybe you missed this news, but dinosaurs are extinct," Mille corrected Chris.
"Are they?" Chris raised an eyebrow.
A very large roar could be heard from the forest behind the contestants, making all of them sans Scary Girl gasp in terror.
"Wh-wh-what was that?" Damien asked in horror.
"Gee, I might be wrong but I'd say that sounded a lot like a raptor," Chris answered.
"Ok, huddle up," Bowie gestured to the Frogs as they got into a circle. "I am buying none of this. If there were raptors coming, Chris would not be standing here with us-"
"Let the challenge begin!" Chris yelled out as he sped away on a motorboat.
"Nooo, come back!" Chef desperately tried to grab onto the boat to get away.
"No, I won't come back because I can't hear you!" Chris ignored Chef's pleas for help as he continued to speed away, Chef swimming as fast as he could behind him.
As the contestants watched their hosts disappear, three large dinosaurs roughly the size of horses approached them- confirming that that Chris was indeed correct, there were in fact raptors on the island who could gobble them up in just a few bites. The constants immediately ran away, screaming (once again, sans Scary Girl, who was giggling), more terrified than any of them had ever been in their lives. The raptors chased after them, hungry for a camper-rich meal.
Chase and Zee hurried off into some bushes, eager to get away and not become a raptor's afternoon snack.
"I think we're ok," Zee checked their surroundings.
"Hypothetical question," Chase asked his friend as he let out several more farts, "How would you get your ex girlfriend back after cutting the, uh, hypothetical breaks on her hypothetical car?"
"That is a situation I would never be in, dude. I love girls, I love cars, and I love breaks," Zee smiled.
"Ohh-oh-oh please, I miss her so much," Chase begged. "I just- BLAP BLAP BLAAAP!" Chase let several rips escape his pants.
"Clench! Clench, harder dude!" Zee desperately tried to silence his friend. "Keep it in, you got this buddy!" Chase finally was able to hold himself back. "You did it!"
"Hahaha, ohh yeah," Chase wiped the sweat from his brows. Suddenly, the pair could hear rustling from a nearby bush.
"Dude! What's in that bush?" Zee stepped back, terrified.
The boy's fears were quickly calmed when they found out the source of the noise was just a baby deer- and then their fear quickly came back when a raptor jumped out and ate the deer in just one bite. The boys bolted off as fast as they could.
Fighting off raptors was no difficult task for Scary Girl. She had had to fight off several large animals from bears to elephants for her performances at her parents circus as a child; to her the raptors were nothing more than just another animal she could easily knock out with one or two punches. What she was really eager to see was the other contestants screaming as they had to fight them off, or possibly also get injured or eaten by one of them. As she punched yet another raptor to the ground, she couldn't help but overhear a conversation between a few of her teammates. She quickly hopped to the top of a nearby tree to avoid being seen by them so she could spy on them secretly.
"DAMIEN! Stay quiet!" Priya whisper-shouted from behind a tree, before letting out another big one herself.
"Save your lut for your own butt-" Damien began before Millie cut him off.
"Sshhhh" she put a finger to her lips. "No more whimpering, and if you need to fart, relax your body. Like this," Millie stood in a still position, and let out a sigh. "See? I'm farting, right now." The only sounds that could be heard were the words coming from her mouth.
"Ooh, silent but deadly. I like it," Scary Girl whispered to herself.
"Woah, that's impressive-" Priya began, before abruptly getting cut off.
"Sshhh, still farting," Millie whispered as quietly as possible."
"Ewww," Priya and Damien gagged as an invisible fart cloud wafted its way towards them. "It smells like a bag of burning hair and a rotting fish had a baby," Damien commented.
"We need a different solution," Priya remarked as she fanned away the awful smell.
Some growling could be heard from behind where the three Trout were standing. "And we need it fast!" Millie noticed a raptor running towards them. One of the raptors that Scary Girl had beaten down had gotten itself back up and was looking to get its revenge by enjoying a tasty camper flavored meal.
Priya tried to knock out the dino, but she was unsuccessful. Sure, her parents had trained her to fight off large animals, but they were ones that hadn't been extinct for the past 65 million years and techniques for how to fight them off could be easily studied before she went about taking them down.
Confessional: Priya
"Mom, Dad, please don't be disappointed!" Priya begged to the camera. "Bears and Crocodiles behave differently from raptors! You should see just how many teeth they have to easily bite your head off with!
Millie attempted to distract the raptor by chucking some rocks at it. They didn't do any harm to the dinosaur, but at least they got it away from Priya- to which it was now focusing its attention on Millie. Millie didn't have even half of the athleticism as Priya, so fighting off the raptor was much harder for her. She attempted to run away, just for the dino to chase after her, getting just as close as it possibly could without managing to actually get her. While all of this was going on, Scary Girl was happily watching from atop her tree, more entertained than she had ever been during her time on this island. That was until she heard a loud sound. Just as the raptor was about to grab and get a bite out of Millie, it heard a very loud "BLAARP!" sound from about 50 feet back- Damien had, unfortunately, let out another big one. While Millie was larger in size than Damien, Damien was much taller, so the raptor made the conclusion that Damien would be a longer lasting meal and abandoned Millie to chase after him instead. The raptor was about 6 feet away from Damien, having backed him into a corner and ready to bite before suddenly Scary Girl swooped down and was face to face with the raptor. The raptor already was terrified from its previous encounter with her and was about to run away, but before it could Scary Girl kicked it in the face as hard as she could. All of the raptor's teeth fell out as it toppled to the ground.
"DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH HIM AGAIN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?" Scary Girl looked down at the beaten up raptor on the ground. The raptor frantically nodded its head yes before bolting off. "And tell your friends that goes for them as well!" she yelled off to it.
Confessional: Scary Girl
"Only I'm allowed to make Damien scream for his life. Those raptors had to be taught a lesson!"
"Holy crap, Scary Girl, you saved us!" Priya, out of instinct, bolted up and hugged her terrifying teammate.
"Okay, you can let go now," Scary Girl pushed Priya off, a bit annoyed by the unexpected intrusion.
"Scary Girl! I can't thank you enough, I'd be dinner right now if not for you," Damien scratched the back of his neck.
"Oh of course! I love hearing you scream, and if you were eaten I'd never be able to hear those screams again!" Scary Girl turned around and had a huge smile.
"How'd you know we were in danger?" Millie asked Scary Girl with curiosity.
"Oh I watched the whole thing! Hearing you guys terrified was such a great show. I hope for an encore in a future challenge!" Scary Girl clapped her hands together the same way she always did when excited.
"But you only decided to save us when Damien was in danger?" Millie raised an eyebrow.
"Well, uh"- Scary Girl began to defend herself before being cut off.
"This is still a race. Scary Girl, since the raptors are scared of you, why don't you stick with us so we can get to the finish line quickly without trouble," Priya began to walk away.
"Yeah, that works," Scary Girl responded; for the first time today she was thankful to have Priya around despite the uncanny vibes she had been getting from Priya and Damien all day.
"So, we're still trapped in our own end and need a controlled breakout," Raj was drawing a visual of his gameplan to get himself, Wayne and Julia to the finish line.
"Treat it like it's overtime!" Wayne excitedly suggested.
"Sudden death!"
"True that, Rajie! Go with an F1 F2 F3 team four check system?"
"A classic towards man down execution!"
"Then that's the plan! Ready to drop the puck, Jules?"
"What are you two even saying?" Julia barely looked up from her phone, not having understood a word the hockey bros had said in their plan making.
A loud roar could then be heard from the distance. "GO!" Wayne and Raj yelled, bolting off too fast for Julia to have time to react.
"Wait!" Julia yelled, but she was too late, the hockey bros were already long gone. She darted behind a nearby rock in order to hopefully hide herself from an approaching raptor.
"Everything will be fine…if we just stick together!" Bowie frantically gasped, nearly out of air as he sprinted away from a raptor chasing him and Emma.
"Agreed!" an equally exhausted Emma ran alongside him.
Bowie then tripped over a rock in their pathway. He wanted to catch up to Emma, but it was too late, she had already continued her sprint and disappeared into the distance.
"Zee? Smart idea to hold our butts shut with our hands," Chase complimented his friend as they ran; both boys were grasping their buttcheeks to prevent anything else from coming out and alerting the raptors.
"Yeah man. My glutes can relax just like they would if I was at home watching TV," Zee agreed.
"Oh no," Chase halted in his tracks. "I got a big one coming!"
"Hold tight Chase!" Zee worriedly encouraged his friend. "You've got this!"
"I can't hold them!" Chase's body let out a groan. "They're cracking apart. Gah! You gotta help me!"
"WHAT?" Zee was shocked.
"If you don't, it's both our butts," Chase pleaded.
"Duuude," Zee was hesitant about taking up his friend's request.
"Dude!" Chase begged.
Zee finally complied to his friend's request and placed his hands on Chase's buttcheeks, holding them as tightly as he could. Chase's body stopped groaning and the boy could finally relax.
"Now we just gotta wait it out!" Chase breathed a sigh of relief.
"Hey, you work out a lot," Zee took notice of the figures he was holding.
"Well, I do do a lot of extreme mountain biking," Chase winked.
"Your bum is like statue hard dude. It's like I'm holding two five-pin bowling balls-" Zee's compliments were cut off by a loud sniffing sound from behind.
"Uh, are you sniffing me dude?" Chase questioned, terrified for what the source of the sound might be.
"That ain't me dude! Please tell me there's a really large dog behind me!" Zee panicked.
Chase turned around and finally saw the source of the sniffing. "Not a dog yo, not a dog! Now let go of my butt, and RUN!" Chase and zee bolted away from the raptor behind , Chase let out another large BLAAP, which slowed the dinosaur down a little bit from the smell.
As Chase and Zee ran, Chase was able to get away pretty easily, but bad luck struck Zee. Zee tripped on a rock, and unfortunately his prosthetic leg got caught in it and was shown to be quite difficult to remove. Zee screamed for his life as the raptor let out another roar.
"Dude, come on!" Chase turned around and yelled.
"Dude, my leg is stuck! Help!" Zee cried.
Chase turned around to try and help his friend, but turned back around when he was reminded of the threat of the raptor. "Sorry man, you're on your own!"
"Dude! I held your butt shut!" Zee pleaded, but it was no use, Chase was already gone.
Confessional: Chase
"It's not that I don't care about other people. It's just that I care about me the most."
"It's ok lefty! Let's try it this way!" Zee detached his prosthetic and tried to remove it from another angle. "Cmon, cmon, cmon!" he desperately tried to pull it out as the raptor got closer. Thankfully, he managed to get it out and use it to hold the raptor's jaw open so it couldn't bite down and hurt him. "Phew! Close call," Zee caught his breath to see the very angry raptor standing next to him. "Hey, keep that leg dude. I packed another one," he smiled as he hopped away.
"I'm getting tired of running," the hockey bros slowed to a halt as Wayne caught his breath.
"Hey, I just thought of something," Raj piped up.
"You can tell me anything. Thoughts about your feelings, who you are. I'm ready to hear anything without judgment," Wayne placed a hand on Raj's shoulder.
Confessional: Wayne
"This is it! Raj is gonna tell me he's gay! Or bi…He's telling me something!" Wayne looked super excited at the prospect of his friend coming out to him.
"Got any hockey tape?" Raj asked.
Confessional: Wayne
"Nope," Wayne sighed with disappointment. "That's not it."
"Only five rolls!" Wayne whipped five massive rolls of tape out of nowhere.
"Sweet! I got a plan," Raj led Wayne to an area with a few tree stumps and large rocks, where the boys used the tape to make a trap for the raptors to fall into.
Confessional: Wayne and Raj
"We pulled this trick on our hockey teammate Keith Cambell during a tourney in Shellbrook. It was hilarious!" Raj giggled.
"So hilarious! Not to Keith tho," Wayne's laughter stopped.
"He seemed super mad when we saw him at the hospital," Raj added.
"HOOT HOOT!" Wayne and Raj called out to a nearby raptor.
"Hey dragon, over here!" Wayne waved.
The raptor charged at the boys, only to trip over the hockey tape and faceplant into the ground. "PEN-AL-TY!" Raj mocked.
"Two minutes for trippin'!" Wayne smiled. "Hey, that mud scum is pretty slippy," he took notice of the ground around the raptor. "Why are we running when we could scum-skate?"
Within a few seconds, the boys were skating across the mud. "Go snow owls!" Raj called out.
"GOTTA HIDE!" Emma jumped into a bush to hide from another raptor. Inside it, she found Bowie. "I thought I had lost you!"
"You mean when you ran away!?" Bowie raised an eyebrow.
"I thought you were right behind me!" Emma defended herself before pulling Bowie into a hug.
Bowie and Emma could see a raptor in the distance. "Everything will be fine if we just stay silent"- Bowie whispered, but was promptly interrupted by another BLARRP sound let out by Emma. The raptor took notice of the two friends in the bush, to which they ran away screaming.
"Go hard right to the buzzer!" Wayne could see the finish line as he scum-skated alongside Raj.
"Let's do it!" Raj agreed.
"TURBO BOOST!" Wayne and Raj both let out large BRAAP!s, which gave them enough of a boost to be pushed to the finish line.
"From the starting line to the farting line," Chris held his nose. "The hockey bros are in!"
Just then, Scary Girl, Priya, Damien and Millie reached the Trout's chill zone. "But the Frogs don't hold the lead for long! Here comes more than half of the Trout!"
"We did it!" Priya jumped up and down with joy. "See, I told you keeping Scary Girl around was a good idea!"
"You were right. Thank you Priya," Millie pulled her friend into a hug.
"Could you imagine what this challenge would have been like if Ripper was still around? That boy would be raptor food for sure and we'd lose since he wouldn't be able to cross over the line. Though it would be hilarious to see him get eaten!" Scary Girl giggled at the thought of her worst enemy being ripped to shreds by one of the raptors.
Damien, Priya and Millie all exchanged worried glances before Priya cleared her throat and spoke up. "Well, we made it, and that's what matters."
MK checked her surroundings, carefully making sure that there was no one nearby who could see or hear her before shutting and locking the door to the confessional.
Confessional: MK
"Time to watch this and see what we got," she unplugged the phone she had stolen from Julia and began to watch the fresh content.
"Okay, been recording confessionals for a few days now and here's the 411. Millie had quite a few doubts about keeping up her promise to Priya and almost voted for Scary Girl instead, AND she's writing a thesis paper that throws everyone here under the bus! Haha, and princess Julia is not the positive yoga sunshine rainbow she pretends to be. And, she calls us all buttknuckles!
"Emma's the third member of the frogs of the frogs of death to make it!" Chris announced, to which Wayne and Raj cheered loudly, but were quickly stopped. "Hold on, here comes Chase! Were you traveling alone?"
Chase burst into tears and collapsed onto the floor- no one could really tell if he was actually sorry or faking it. "I was with Zee, but I left him behind!" he whimpered. "I've never put anyone in danger like that before!"
A very, very agitated Emma rolled her eyes.
Confessional: Emma
"Never?! HAHAHA, what?! I seem to recall being in a speeding car that crashed into a pet shop because someone had CUT MY BREAKS! Oh but now he's crying and saying he's sorry about something that he did to Zee? Where's my apology?"
"Okay, you can stop getting your nose sauce on my stylish sneakers," Chris pushed Chase away.
"Sup?" Zee hopped into the Trout's chill zone.
"Zee!? Oh man, I'm so sorry, I've never been more sorry about anything in my life!" Chase threw his arms around the uniped. Emma's eye twitched as she watched Chase's loud display of emotion.
Confessional: Emma
"CMON ZEE! Let him have it!" Emma raised her fist.
"You know what? I would have done the same thing bro," Zee reassured Chase.
"UGGGHH!" Emma yelled.
"Well on that touching note," Chris said sarcastically, "Zee was the last member of the Trout to arrive. The Ferocious Trout win! Now we just gotta wait for the rest of the Frogs to show up."
The members of the Trout all cheered for their victory while Wayne and Raj sighed in defeat.
"I am so glad I skipped the beans this morning," Julia thought out loud to herself before stepping on a twig. "Oh crud," she gasped before turning around to see a raptor right behind her. The raptor roared really loudly, causing Julia's hair to fly up and completely destroy the visual look she had put effort into keeping up.
Confessional: Julia
"No. Not today," Julia rolled her eyes as she filed her nails.
"MOUTHWASH!" Julia yelled at the raptor. "Ever heard of it? For real, they should change your name to halit-tosis-saurus! Your breath reeks of caveman girl," Julia plugged her nose. "And get some whitening strips and aligners for your teeth already. Your grill looks like a fence made of mud. I can't even talk about your dry, scaly skin because I will literally barf in my mouth. You have bags under your eyes, you have puny little chicken wing arms. And your toenails? BIG YIKES. It's actually no wonder you went extinct, because no one would want to GET. WITH. THAT!" Julia placed her hands on her hips, satisfied with the burn she had just left. The raptor ran off crying. Unbeknownst to Julia, Bowie had been hiding in a nearby bush and heard everything.
Confessional: Bowie
"Oooh! Julia just read that raptor!"
Bowie popped out of his bush as Julia walked by. "You were rough on that dinosaur!"
"What?" Julia attempted to cover herself up, but it was no use. "You- saw that?"
"Mmmhmm. And now I know your true colors are vicious and brutal," Bowie smirked.
"If you tell anyone-" Julia began.
"Don't worry, your secret is safe with me. Just please never dissect me like that, I am an ugly crier," Bowie pleaded.
"Deal. Now let's go!" Julia ran off with Bowie following behind.
What Julia didn't know was that while her secret was safe with Bowie, it certainly was not safe with the other remaining Frog who still had not completed the challenge. "MOUTHWASH!" Julia's stolen phone played out as MK rewatched the footage she had gotten.
Confessional: MK
"Oooh! Lets upload the low-down Julia to her MySelfieGram account and see what all her followers think. #theREALJulia!" MK smirked as she hit the post button. "I hope that raptor's ok," she gave a concerned look to the camera.
Meanwhile, in a nearby cave the raptor that had been chewed out by Julia was in a puddle of tears. It held a bowl of ice cream, but even the sweet flavor was no use. It burst into tears upon seeing its appearance in the mirror, to which it chucked the ice cream at it so it would no longer display its hideous appearance.
"Bowie, Julia, MK, you are the last to arrive for your team. Unfortunately, all of the Trout have already arrived, so you guys are tonight's losers. Be ready for the upcoming elimination ceremony, where one of you will be sending someone home. Good luck- not!" Chris waved the campers off as he jumped on his speedboat and sped away.
"Aw man," MK sighed, before coming up with a plan quickly in her mind.
Confessional: MK
"Tonight's elimination is gonna be easy peasy. Say goodbye to your followers- and the island Julia!"
Priya, Damien and Millie walked together to head to the dining hall for dinner. Priya had decided to pass the time by giving Millie some more training pointers, while Damien had just decided to watch because he didn't have much better to do. "I'll meet you guys there, I just need to change my shoes real quick," Priya broke off from her group and headed to the Trout cabin. She entered to see Scary Girl sitting on her bunk, brushing the hair of her faux skull friend.
"Priya!" Scary Girl jumped down, setting the skull on the bunk below her. "I wanted to talk to you."
"You wanted…to talk to me?" a drop of sweat ran down Priya's face.
"Of course," Scary Girl said, shutting the door. "Who else would I want to talk to? We are friends, are we not?"
"Yeah! For sure," Priya was desperately trying to hide her fear. "Uh….your skull friend is looking good!"
"Thank you!" Scary Girl beamed. "I'm thinking of naming her Carrie!"
"Ohhh, like the contestant from Ridonculous Race?" Priya perked up. "Kinda surprised to see your a fan of her, if I were to guess I would have thought you'd be more of a fan of Crimson, but I guess Carrie did watch Devin get pushed off a cliff and I know you're into seeing people get hurt-"
"Um no," Scary Girl folded her arms. "Carrie, like the girl from the horror movie of the same name."
"Gotcha," Priya held out two finger guns. "Well I am a bit hungry for dinner so I should be out-"
"I didn't get to talk to you yet! Sit down," Scary Girl gestured Priya to the side of the bed next to her, to which she sat down very slowly and uncomfortably. "So what do you think of Damien?"
"Damien? He'a good at challenges, I wish he didn't want to get himself voted off so badly though," Priya responded.
"That's not what I meant. Do you like him?" Scary Girl drummed her fingers on her knees.
"Oh," Priya blushed. "He's definitely cute, but I'm here to win, not to find a boyfriend. I don't think my parents would approve of me getting in a relationship on this show unless we've got some sort of Gwen and Trent type thing going on because usually the contestants in relationships get targeted," Priya explained. "So no, no crushes on anyone here at the moment."
"That's great to know!" Scary Girl gave a genuine smile. "Thank you Priya, I appreciate the girl talk. Let's go to dinner together!" she held the door open for her friend.
"Yeah, totally!" Priya wiped the sweat from her forehead, thankful that Scary Girl truly did just want a conversation and not to harvest her organs or something.
"Talk about a crazy challenge," Millie had sat down with Damien. "Where did they even get raptors anyways?"
"There's been quite a few experiments done to try and clone dinosaurs using fossils- but none have even come close to being successful, and if they were they'd be kept in a highly secure government lab," Damien pondered.
"Hey guys!" Priya and Scary Girl sat down.
"Hey Priya, we're just talking about today's challenge. Where do you think Chris got the raptors?" Millie asked.
"Oh, I bet they're leftover animatronics from Pahkitew island," Priya suggested.
"What island?" Damien was curious.
"I forget, you've never seen the show. It was a season where the contestants competed on this crazy fake island where their surroundings were constantly being modified and all of the animals were robots. It was so crazy, glad they toned it down for us," Priya took a bite of her "food."
"Oh I loved that season! Scarlett is one of my favorite TD contestants ever!" Scary Girl once again clapped her hands.
"Not surprised. Any other TD contestants you like?" Priya asked.
"Mal was so cool until that jerk Mike got rid of him." Scary Girl crossed her arms.
"Mal was a parasite of his host's mind that constantly put Mike and his friends in danger," Priya explained to Damien.
"And that's one of your favorite contestants?" Millie was shocked.
"Cut her some slack. She saved us from being dino food today," Damien pointed out. "Scary Girl, do you have a lot of experience with fighting off big animals?"
"Mmhmm. One time I wrestled an elephant that had been injected with a serum that made it go crazy. I ripped its tusks off!" Scary Girl happily retold the memory.
"Who would do that to a poor animal?" Millie was in even greater shock than before.
"My parents. We completely sold out that weekend! We finally had enough money to replace my trailer after some jerkface vandalized it. I wish I knew who it was so I could feed them to the lions," Scary Girl sighed happily at the thought of someone who had wronged her getting torn to shreds.
Confessional: Millie
Millie was frantically scribbling in her notebook. "And just when I thought Priya's parents were awful. What kind of life does this girl have?
"What the hell do you do outside of this show?" Millie was on the verge of fainting.
"My parents own a circus! I've been performing since I was five," Scary Girl answered as if this was a completely normal thing to reveal about oneself. "It's gonna be mine someday so I want to win the money to help them expand it!"
Millie just sat with her mouth agape, while Damien nodded to what Scary Girl was saying. "So anyways, I just wanted to say thank you for saving me today."
"Anytime! Keep those great screams up and I'll happily keep you alive so I can hear more!" Scary Girl smiled.
"Heh, thanks," Damien blushed a little.
Confessional: Damien
"Scary Girl still frightens me a lot. However, if she's around, I know I have someone who will ensure I don't die. I'm officially ending the vote Damien off the island campaign" Damien emptied a few buttons out of his pockets and chucked them in the toilet.
"It really sucks that we lost eh. I wonder who we should vote for?" Wayne sat down with his plate of "food." "Maybe Emma? She does complain about her ex a lot."
"I don't care who it is, so long as it's not Bowie." Raj sat down next to him.
"Oh really? Why is that?" Wayne smiled at him.
"Uhhh…it's just that Bowie is really athletic, which makes him good at challenges. You should see his six pack, not that I was staring! I certainly wasn't it's just-" Raj was quickly cut off.
"Greetings teammates. Not sure who to vote for? I've got something that will help you make up your mind in a second," MK whipped out the stolen phone and began to play the video of Julia roasting the raptor. Wayne and Raj watched in awe as the supposed "nice girl" ripped into the dinosaur with zero regrets.
"What the heck yo? Dinosaurs have feelings too!" Wayne got teary eyed as he watched the poor raptor run away on the screen.
"Man, can anyone who acts like that be trusted? I think not! See you two at the elimination ceremony!" MK began to walk off, before being stopped by Raj.
"Wait, how did you even get that video in the first place?" Raj questioned.
"Crud," MK thought to herself, before quickly making an excuse. "Someone who's been watching the show as it airs uploaded this to MySelfieGram, and it's gone viral. Pro tip, sneak your phones in for competitions like these, it helps a ton with getting the 411 on your fellow teammates," MK told the hockey bros before leaving.
"That poor dino. I really hope he's ok!" Wayne began to cry.
"Hey, I don't think words existed in dinosaur times, so I don't think they speak English. I'm sure it'll be fine." Raj tried to comfort his friend.
"Hello hockey guys!" Julia sat down. "I'm thinking tonight we eliminate Bowie- why are you two glaring at me?"
"We know what you did Julia. Not cool," Wayne immediately got up and left.
"You made my buddy upset. That's even worse than getting benched from a hockey game," Raj did the same.
"Wait what?" Julia thought to herself, before spotting Bowie in the corner. "YOU!" she pointed at him. "It HAD to have been you. You said my secret was safe!"
"I have no idea what you're talking about," Bowie looked at her confused.
"Don't play dumb with me. I know you told the hockey guys about me blowing up at the dinosaur! There's no one else who could have done it!" Julia stamped her foot on the ground.
"Look, I get that you've decided to be a real bitch today, but you don't need to go accusing me of things I didn't do. Now if you excuse me, I'm gonna go get some fresh air on the beach," Bowie left.
"NO! It had to have been you, it just had to!" Julia yelled. "This is not fair!"
Confessional: MK
"I was gonna talk to Bowie next, but it looks like Julia did the job for me. That's all I need to get this plan into action," she rubbed her hands together.
Bowie sat down on a rock at the beach, looking off into the sunset. The pressure of the competition could be really stressful, but it was nice to sometimes go outside and appreciate the little things.
"Hey uh," Raj noticed Bowie sitting alone and walked over. "Glad you're ok!"
"Well, think again. I am much better than ok," Bowie winked.
"Oh yeah," Raj blushed. "Hahaha, yeah."
"So, who are you voting for tonight?" Bowie asked.
"Julia. MK showed us this video of her being really mean to this poor dinosaur, which not only is mean itself but it made Wayne cry. Nobody makes my buddy cry!" Raj crossed his arms.
"So that's how you found out about it. She's got my vote too; she was accusing me of being the one who showed you that," Bowie shook his head. "Well, I think we both know who's packing tonight.
The frogs walked in silence to the elimination ceremony. While the hockey bros and Bowie were pissed at Julia, Julia was pissed at Bowie. She had checked her phone while waiting for the ceremony and was down to only three thousand followers- someone had to have uploaded the video of her chewing out the dino, and clearly there was no one else here who could have done that, right?
"Frogs of Death. You fought hard today, but you didn't quite fight hard enough. Tonight, you will be sending someone home-"
"BRAAP!" Wayne let out a fart.
"As I was saying, tonight you will be sending someone home-"
"BLAARP!" Raj let out a big one, which pissed Chris off.
"This is the serious part of the show. And we're very close to an open flame! So please try to hold-"
"BLAAAAARRRPPP!" Emma let out the loudest one of the ceremony. "Sorry Chris!"
Chris sighed and shook his head. "Chef, let's just get on with it."
"Bowie" Chef pointed to the first potential elimination victim. "You were one of the last to arrive. Plus, Julia seems to think that you're the one who uploaded the video of her online."
"Because it was him! There's no one else who it could have been!" Julia stood up.
"SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH!" Chef quickly silenced the influencer. "Emma. On more than one occasion today, you left Bowie behind and ran ahead of him, making him an easier target for the raptors.
Confessional: Emma
"That was completely on accident!"
"And Julia. Everyone here by now has seen the video of you being as harsh as possible to that raptor. I know they wanted to eat you guys, but they've got feelings too."
"Alright, you know the drill. If I call your name, you're safe." Chris held up the plate of marshmallows.
"Wayne."
"Raj."
"MK."
"And the penultimate marshmallow goes to… Emma," Chris tossed it, to which Emma happily breathed a sigh of relief.
"Bowie, Julia. There's just one marshmallow left. And it goes too…"
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"Bowie. Julia, just like 99% of your followers, you are gone. Follow me to the dock of shame, please," Chris gestured for Julia to get up.
"I will get my revenge! I'll convince everyone that that video was cgi and get you canceled!" Julia glared at Bowie before storming off.
"Good luck with that," Bowie rolled his eyes as he swallowed his marshmallow.
"This is so unfair!" Julia cried as she walked down the dock. "Bowie is going down- MK, what are you doing here?" Julia was confused by the appearance of the beanie wearer.
"Just wanted to say goodbye- and tell you that it was me. I uploaded the raptor video. You can thank me for losing millions of followers. Toodles!" MK walked off.
"Wait, WHAT? MK?" Julia tried to run to catch the little gremlin, but the drone of shame scooped her up before she could do anything about it.
"Wow huh? This day had everything- backstabbing, misunderstandings, farts, dinosaurs-"
"AAAAHHHHH!" Chris was interrupted by a terrified Chef in the background being chased by one of the raptors they hadn't managed to get off the island yet.
"Haha, we should probably catch those. So no one gets eaten! During our next episode of Total. Drama. Island!"
Votes
Bowie: Julia
Julia: Bowie, Wayne, Raj, Emma, MK