Within the realm of fiction, there exist countless of worlds, sub-worlds, alternate realities and universes. All of these universes co-exist as one giant multiverse. For countless of years, this multiverse has existed peacefully. That is, up until now. A dark power threatens to tear the entire multiverse apart, and it's up to everyone in the multiverse to join forces and defeat this dark power to save everything and everyone they know and love.
It was a beautiful sunny day in the friendly neighborhood of Fucksville, USA. People were going off to work, cafés were selling coffee and other snacks and beverages, and stores were selling all sorts of things. Meanwhile, in the basement of a house somewhere in Fucksville, two grown men were busy playing shitty games together. These men were none other than the Angry Video Game Nerd and his sidekick, the Autistic Video Game Lad.
The Nerd and the Lad were currently deciding what shitty game they should play. "So, Lad. What shitty game do you wanna play today?" The Nerd asked the Lad.
"I don't know, Nerd. Let's spin the Wheel of Shitty Games to decide." The Lad replied as he proceeded to walk up to a wheel that had a bunch of shitty games listed on it and gave it a spin. The wheel proceeded to land on Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon on CD-i. "Well, guess we'll be playing Zelda: Wand of Gamelon today." The Lad shrugged his shoulders.
The Nerd sighed. "Aw, fuck my uncle. Fine." He said as he proceeded to put the game into the CD-i and booted it up. After the introduction of the game had concluded, the map screen appeared, and the Nerd and Lad could get started on the game. As the Nerd and Lad were playing the game, they suddenly heard a knock on the door.
"Who the fuck could be disturbing us while we're trying to play shitty games in peace?!" The Lad asked in an irritated tone of voice.
"I don't know, let's find out." The Nerd said as he paused the game and him and the Lad walked up to the door to open it, only to be greeted by their mortal enemies, the Nostalgia Critic and his nephew, the Modern Critic.
"NEEEEEEERDS!" The Nostalgia Critic exclaimed.
"Critiiiics!" The Nerd exclaimed in response.
"What the fuck do you two want from us now?" The Lad asked with his trademark scowl.
"It seems you two still haven't gotten the message. This town isn't big enough for four reviewers, so let's settle this score once more in an apocalyptic deathmatch!" The Modern Critic told the Nerd and Lad.
"Very well, let's fucking do this." The Nerd said as he pulled out his NES Zapper while the Lad pulled out his Wii Shotgun. The Nostalgia Critic pulled out his pistol while the Modern Critic pulled out his double barreled shotgun. A shootout between the two parties then broke out, damaging stuff in the Nerd Room in the process. In the end, the Nerd and Lad won the shootout after injuring the Nostalgia Critic and the Modern Critic.
"You bastards finished yet?" The Lad asked the Critics.
"Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. My shoulder." The Nostalgia Critic whimpered in pain.
"Good. Now stay down, because we're going to finish you fuckers off." The Nerd said before him and the Lad looked at the door opening to see Axel from the Kingdom Hearts franchise standing there, wielding his Eternal Flames weapon.
"Who the fuck is that?" The Modern Critic asked out loud.
"That's Axel from Kingdom Hearts." The Lad said in surprise.
"Good eye, kid. Now hold still, this won't hurt a bit." Axel told the group as he proceeded to slash the Nerd and the Modern Critic with his Eternal Flames weapon, turning the Nerd and Modern Critic into lifeless statues before picking them up and making off with them.
"Hey! Where the fuck do you think you're going with the Nerd?!" The Lad angrily shouted.
"Give me my nephew back, you asshole!" The Nostalgia Critic shouted. Him and the Lad then looked at each other. "As much as I hate you and the Nerd, I don't think I'll be able to get my nephew back by myself." The Nostalgia Critic told the Lad.
The Lad nodded. "Yeah, I don't think I'll be able to get the Nerd back by myself either. Whaddaya say? Let's form a temporary truce to get the Nerd and Modern Critic back?" He asked the Nostalgia Critic, holding out his hand for a shake.
"Deal. But once we get them back, we're going back to hating each other, alright?" The Nostalgia Critic replied as he shook the Lad's hand to confirm their temporary truce.
"Deal. Now let's go after that fucker who took the Nerd and your nephew." The Lad replied before him and the Nostalgia Critic ran after Axel to try and stop him. They soon saw Axel take off with the Nerd and Modern Critic on an Airship from the Super Mario franchise.
"Oh, Christ! How are we gonna catch up to that asshole?" The Nostalgia Critic asked. The Lad looked around before seeing a helicopter on a rooftop.
"Look, up there! A helicopter! We should be able to use it to give chase to that Axel prick!" The Lad said, pointing at the helicopter.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go get that helicopter and chase that little snot!" The Nostalgia Critic said before him and the Lad began running towards the helicopter. As they were running towards the helicopter, they stopped dead in their tracks as a bunch of Heartless, enemies from the Kingdom Hearts franchise began to appear.
"Oh no! Heartless!" The Lad exclaimed.
"We can't let them stop us from reaching that helicopter! We have to take them out!" The Nostalgia Critic said before him and the Lad proceeded to use their guns to take the Heartless out. Upon taking out the Heartless who were attacking Fucksville, they were soon greeted by Ash Williams from his appearance in the Army of Darkness movie.
"Hey, buddies. You know this place is dangerous with all those uglies roaming around, you know?" Ash told the Lad and the Nostalgia Critic.
"Holy crap, it's Ash Williams!" The Lad exclaimed.
"Look, Ash. We don't have time to stand around and chitchat with you. We have to stop some asshole who took my nephew and my mortal enemy." The Nostalgia Critic explained to Ash.
Ash nodded at that. "I hear you. I'm looking to leave this place myself after I somehow got thrown into this world. Mind if I tag along with you two?" He asked the Lad and the Nostalgia Critic.
The Lad and the Nostalgia Critic looked at each other. "Sure, why not? We can use all the help we can get to get the Nerd and the Modern Critic back." The Lad agreed.
"Alright, let's not waste anymore time. Let's get to that helicopter!" The Nostalgia Critic exclaimed before him, the Lad and Ash began to make their way towards the helicopter that was situated on the rooftop the Lad saw earlier. Eventually, the trio had made it up towards the helicopter.
"Alright, get in. I'm flying." The Lad said as he got into the pilot seat, with the Nostalgia Critic riding shotgun and Ash getting into the back. The Lad then proceeded to start up the helicopter and took off into the air before giving chase to Axel and his Airship. Axel turned around and took notice of the helicopter following him and chuckled.
"Those guys are really persistent on getting their loved ones back, are they? Well, let's show them a bit of firepower from this flying battleship that dragon turtle thing let me borrow." Axel smirked before proceeding to fire cannonballs at the helicopter. The Lad, Nostalgia Critic and Ash exclaimed in shock as the Lad began to run evasive maneuvers, but eventually, Axel managed to hit the helicopter, wrecking it as it began to go down.
"Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!" The Nostalgia Critic exclaimed.
"We're hit! This isn't good!" Ash exclaimed.
"Hold on tight, this is gonna be a rough landing!" The Lad exclaimed before the helicopter eventually crashed in an open field.
Axel cackled as he watched the helicopter crash. "Goodbye, you fools. Hopefully I'll never see you again." He spoke before his Airship proceeded to go through an open portal, which then proceeded to close.
The scene then showed the Lad, the Nostalgia Critic and Ash sitting in front of the wreckage of the helicopter. The Lad and Nostalgia Critic were lamenting the loss of the Nerd and the Modern Critic while Ash tried to think of a way to help the Lad and Nostalgia Critic get their loved ones back.
"Don't mope around, guys. We can get your loved ones back, I'm sure of it." Ash told the Lad and Nostalgia Critic.
"How? We have no fucking clue where that Axel guy went!" The Nostalgia Critic replied.
"I'm trying to think, okay? I'm sure that if I use my brain hard enough, an idea will eventually pop up in it." Ash replied as he continued to think while the Lad and Nostalgia Critic just sighed and shook their heads.