Going to be heavy fluff over the next few chapters before I throw some gnarly brutality before ending with more fluff. It is a fluff and gnarly burger coming up.
Also, I encourage you to read Aerex's stuff. I went extra fluffy on this chapter to provoke him into either redoing or continuing Lovely Angel. I am very keen for more Issei/Irina content and will be bringing it for the next few chapters to hopefully inspire some other people to write some more Issei/Irina stuff as well.
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SSJ3 Kyuubi Gohan.
Previously:
Issei and Raynare discussed Issei's true desires which forced Issei to consider his actions in a new light. Leviathan would arrange for the Old Satan faction to be relocated into the Underworld with Serafall's assistance, before returning with Rider to the property of Leviathan. After a brief switch, Issei would secure his first harem member in the form of Erza, while also realising another first. Azazel and Serafall would then speak with Sona and arrange for Issei to return to Kuoh. Azazel would then attempt to persuade Leviathan into admitting Issei was still there, only to find himself bamboozled and none the wiser. Afterwards, Leviathan would reveal how Issei achieved Balance Breaker, before being convinced to appear in Serafall's show, as well as be her date for the gathering of both factions of devils.
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'Talking'
"Thinking"
'Ddraig talking and Sacred Gear sounds'
"Ddraig thinking"
*expression*
Flashback
Chapter 11 – Good girls
How long had it been? It was crippling to have such a lack of awareness. A dull throb in the shoulder and a chill of cold were the only sensations that could be felt. Something shifted. A single crack. A crack through which a noise came through. A small announcement from a television show. The rest of the detail was not important, but two words came through. Dragon Emperor. Rage dulled the ice. Dragon Emperor. Rage gave way to heat. Dragon Emperor. Heat melted the ice.
'You shitty dragons! I will get you for this!' Roared the figure in the slowly melting ice.
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'That was really fun.' Said Issei in his paired changing room with Serafall.
'Isn't it? I love making my show for all the children of the Underworld and acting is so much fun when there isn't something serious on the line.' Said Serafall.
It seemed one thing Issei and Serafall seemed to share in common was the idea of being seen as a hero. While Issei's desire had later shifted to that of a harem, he still enjoyed the idea of being looked up to.
'I'm kind of disappointed Leviathan didn't want to act as well, but you had great energy out there Issei.' Said Serafall.
'Aha, I think I might have got into it too much towards the end. I didn't think I could get so excited being a villain, but your lines got me really hyped up.' Admitted Issei, causing Serafall to beam.
'Of course, I write my own lines, so I know exactly how to build suspense and feeling up, before letting it all explode on the screen.' Said Serafall proudly.
'That… that's nice.' Replied Issei, thinking internally that what Serafall had said had a very erotic double meaning.
'So are you excited to go back to school soon?' Asked Serafall.
'Sort of actually. After everything that's been happening lately, it might be nice to have a bit of a solid routine for a bit. Although I definitely like spending time with so many pretty girls all the time, I could do without all the fighting for a bit.' Admitted Issei, causing Serafall to giggle.
'I still can't believe you achieved Balance Breaker by having sex. I don't think that has ever happened before for any Sacred Gear.' Laughed Serafall.
'Please don't remind me. It's bad enough we had to use my Scale Mail for a television show, but reminding me how he achieved it is just rubbing salt in the wounds.' Groaned Ddraig, appearing as a gauntlet.
'Oh I'm sorry Little Ddraig, but even you have to admit it is amusing.' Consoled Serafall, patting the gauntlet.
'Sorry as well Ddraig, but I will become unstoppable this way once I have my harem.' Declared Issei, causing Ddraig to sigh.
'I will never live this down. Just as long as Tiamat never finds out.' Grumbled Ddraig.
'So how are you planning to build this harem of yours up anyway? Leviathan said you need to best your members somehow. That reminds me of the deal my dear Sona has. No one is allowed to marry her unless they can beat her in chess, and no one is as good at chess as my dear Sona.' Inquired Serafall.
'Yeah. The Student Council President is scarily smart. She will be an old spinster like that one day.' Said Issei.
'That's no good! Sona will always be my dear little sister. She can't become an old spinster!' Exclaimed Serafall.
'I mean, you don't age really, so it isn't like she will become an old hag, but Sona is too smart. I guess maybe if she finds someone she likes, she could change her rules… Leviathan told me that sets a bad precedent though. You shouldn't compromise something if it is important to you. That's why I have to get stronger to build the harem!' Declared Issei passionately, causing Serafall to giggle again.
'You are a funny person, Issei Hyoudou. You wouldn't be as much fun to tease as Leviathan, because I bet, you'd like it, wouldn't you.' Whispered Serafall seductively.
'Very much so! Although I don't think I could beat you anyway. I'd probably have to store up boosts for weeks to be as strong as you.' Said Issei, initially in excitement, before becoming pensive at the end.
'Oh, that's a good idea! Why don't you try storing power and controlling it at school?' Suggested Serafall.
'Oh! Just like Chuushoku and Satoru Soramago in Drag So-Ball when they were training for Dells! That's a great idea, that's how they built up their stamina!' Exclaimed Issei.
'What's Drag So-Ball?' Asked Serafall, causing Issei to still in shock.
'How do you not know about Drag So-Ball?' Asked Issei in disbelief.
'We don't get much in the way of human shows down here.' Explained Serafall.
'That is unacceptable! From now on, every time you come to the human world, you have to watch at least one episode with me.' Declared Issei.
'Is this you trying to set up a recurring date with me?' Teased Serafall, only for Issei's next response to surprise her.
'Forget dating, everyone should have watched Drag So-Ball at least once. Even if you have some of the biggest oppai around, I won't forgive you if you don't watch it!' Said Issei passionately.
Serafall seemed to absorb the statement for a minute, before falling off her dressing chair in laughter, accidentally showing her panties to Issei at the same time. As Serafall started to settle down, she noticed her skirt had flipped up, but upon realising that Issei was instead looking at her face seriously, she doubled over in laughter again.
'I-I can't, pfft, haha, believe you aren't even... hehe looking at me. This is the most serious I've ever seen you.' Gasped Serafall between fits of laughter.
'Oppai are important, but Drag So-Ball is also important. If you can't become strong like Satoru, how can you protect the oppai?' Said Issei seriously.
'So you want to get stronger to protect oppai?' Asked Serafall, standing her chair back up and sitting down on it.
'Of course, I want a harem with the best oppai, but if I can't protect them all, then I don't deserve them.' Said Issei calmly.
'Then why don't I train you as well then?' Offered Serafall.
'Uh, is that okay? I wouldn't want to upset Leviathan. He is really helping me out, I don't want him to think I am ungrateful.' Queried Issei nervously.
'Wow, you are a special boy, Issei. So loyal, it's kind of cute. Don't worry, I'll talk with Leviathan about it. If he agrees, we can watch an episode and do some training every time I come to visit, but if not, we can just watch Drag So-Ball instead. If it is as important as oppai to you, then I really need to see what it is about.' Said Serafall.
'You won't be disappointed. I know Irina loved Drag So-Ball as well, that's why we wanted to be heroes growing up as well.' Said Issei cheerfully.
'Hmm, Irina, that's the church girl that was your friend growing up, right?' Asked Serafall.
'Yes. I thought she was a boy growing up, but we were very good friends. I would… I would like to be friends with her again now, but I'm not sure how since she must think I am gone now.' Confessed Issei, scratching his face in confusion.
'Hmm, that is a tough one, isn't it… do you think she can keep a secret?' Asked Serafall.
'Well, she never told me she was a girl, so I guess so. I don't think Leviathan would want me letting too many people knowing right now though, especially while we are trying to sort things out.' Said Issei thoughtfully.
'Leave it to me.' Said Serafall.
'Are you sure?' Asked Issei.
'Just let me talk to Leviathan and I will get it all sorted for you, Issei. I can't let you be lonely after all.' Said Serafall, causing Issei to blush.
'W-why?' Asked Issei.
'Because co-stars need to look out for each other of course. I saw the preliminary ratings for today's show, I need to have you back on the show of course, so I can't have you being gloomy.' Said Serafall.
'Oh, um, thank you.' Said Issei, only for Serafall to pat him on the head.
'Don't worry, this pair of oppai also comes with a big mind and a big heart. I'll look after you.' Cooed Serafall.
'Then I guess I will be in your care, please look after me.' Mumbled Issei, only for Serafall to pinch his cheeks.
'Oh you are so cute! You remind me of Sona when she was younger *sigh* now she is embarrassed by her big sis.' Said Serafall.
'W-Well, even if she is scary, should we invite Sona to watch Drag So-Ball with us?' Asked Issei.
'Oh, Sona wouldn't like something like that, but maybe we can work something out later, but thanks.' Said Serafall.
'Well, you said co-stars need to look out for each other.' Said Issei with a small smile, causing Serafall to hug him and slam his face into her chest, as she shook him from side to side.
'Oh you are adorable little Issei, eh? Issei?' Said Serafall, before noticing Issei went slack.
'I think you caused him to pass out from happiness. I'll go find Leviathan.' Said Ddraig, the green gem of the Boosted Gear glowing.
'Hehe, Issei sure is a fun guy, I wonder if Sona would like someone like him, probably not.' Said Serafall to herself.
'What are you doing?' Asked Leviathan, emerging and finding himself in Serafall's embrace.
'I really like Issei, you know? He is like the adorable little brother I never had, only very interested in his big sister's oppai.' Said Serafall.
'That odd imagery aside, why are you still holding me?' Asked Leviathan.
'Don't you like it?' Asked Serafall, causing Leviathan to raise an eyebrow.
'On the contrary, I enjoy it very much, but I don't think that is what I am here for.' Answered Leviathan, causing Serafall to let go of the Satan and stand up straighter.
'Issei needs to be able to tell his friends the truth.' Said Serafall.
'That is far too dangerous considering his friends including the leader of the Fallen Angels, and the daughter of the current Lucifer. It's bad enough you know already, but for whatever reason, you are using it as blackmail rather than exposing me. While I can deal with that in the short term, the more people that know, the more risk there is to Issei. You don't want to threaten the life of your, how did you put it, adorable little brother, do you?' Countered Leviathan.
'What about just one then? The church girl isn't too important right, and she was friends with him before. That should be fine, right?' Asked Serafall.
Leviathan exhaled slowly in thought. Irina Shidou, as Serafall had said, was not particularly important, despite having served as Michael's guard in the meeting. The other factor was that she was Issei's childhood friend and someone who he wasn't scared of at all, unlike some of the others, at least at this stage. Issei had been making huge strides in getting over his issues which Raynare had caused, but perhaps a small trial run would be helpful. If she were to tell someone else though, it would be a disaster and Leviathan's hand would be possibly forced in an unpleasant manner. That being said, she was also someone who would be suitable for the harem from Issei's perspective at least. Leviathan wasn't so sure from a power perspective, after all, she wasn't important enough. Could she become someone more important in time, possibly, but Leviathan didn't have a lot of time to wait around for potential to be realised, that's why he was spurring Issei's growth so aggressively. Although, she could help with that too, as Issei at his current state would be able to beat her, meaning he could include her in his harem. Low hanging fruit really. Perhaps she could even help harness his drive in non-perverted ways by reenergising his drive to be a hero of some sort. Additionally though, if having one member led to Balance Breaker, what would two members lead to?
'Only under a set number of conditions. I need to wipe her memories of whatever happens if things don't work out well. I want you to be present to facilitate the meeting as well. It would be too suspicious for me to seek out Issei's childhood friend without an intermediate.' Said Leviathan.
'That's all? That should be fine then, we alter memories all the time as part of the various diplomatic meetings we need to organise.' Replied Serafall.
'Then I guess I can't refuse really, especially if you are the one asking.' Conceded Leviathan.
'Oh, the two of you are such sweet talkers, both of you are spoiling me.' Teased Serafall.
'Well, the fact that both of us want you in the harem is just proof that you are very special after all.' Said Leviathan.
'Of course, Levia-tan is one of a kind.' Cheered Serafall, holding a peace sign horizontal to her right eye while winking her left eye.
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'Now then, you are going to need to be careful at school. You obviously can't act like your old self, or the other supernatural people around may figure things out, and you can't be exactly like me, or your human classmates will figure something out, so we need to find a middle ground.' Said Leviathan inside Issei's mind, as he rested for his first day back at school tomorrow.
'Can't I just act like the me that has had sex? That means I don't need to peep and stuff so I can do other stuff in my spare time, but still act perverted about it?' Suggested Issei.
'That's… not a bad idea actually, and you won't even have to lie. Despite what Serafall says, you are a terrible actor after all.' Said Leviathan.
'Hey! I'm good enough.' Protested Issei.
'Well, we will have to wait for the reviews, I guess. Reviews are more objective than your opinion. Of course you will think you did good.' Said Leviathan.
'Not really, I'd admit if I sucked, and I didn't. If they start bombing me, I know they are just jealous they didn't get to act with Serafall in her magical girl outfit. Who wouldn't be jealous of that?' Retorted Issei.
'While I don't doubt you are going to have your fair share of detractors; I am one of your closest supporters, and I can say with complete honesty… you came off stiff and were overacting for most of it.' Said Leviathan, causing Issei to hang his head.
'But, I will admit the chemistry you had with Serafall and your delivery towards the end was fluid. Case in point, you are a terrible actor, but when you started enjoying yourself and were no longer putting on an act, you came across more likeable and believable.' Appraised Leviathan.
'Then I really should just be myself.' Said Issei.
'Can't I interject there while a shred of my pride remains?' Said Ddraig.
'Yes, that is only fair.' Said Leviathan.
'Have you ever considered just acting like how you would if you momentarily shelfed thoughts of oppai and sex?' Suggested Ddraig.
'B-but, then I'd just be some moody, apathetic guy who sits in the corner… those guys get all the girls going after them in manga, but never seal the deal… oh.' Said Issei, before coming to a realisation.
'Unfortunately, that would fit what people think of me, even sex started to get boring to me after a while after all. This way you can still modestly brag without looking like your old self.' Said Leviathan.
'Well *sigh* I guess I don't need to brag right now anyway, one girl is impressive, but a harem will be something I can definitely brag about. Guess I will focus on that.' Declared Issei.
'Especially if you can manage to nab Serafall Leviathan, so you better get stronger if you want that accolade.' Said Leviathan.
'YOSHA!' Exclaimed Issei.
'Just when I managed to calm him down.' Sighed Ddraig.
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Issei made his way to his classroom and noticed something quickly.
"Everyone looks sleepy." Thought Issei.
'No doubt this is the result of magic from the devils to hide their absence.' Said Leviathan.
"Guess hiding things will be easier then." Thought Issei.
Issei sat in the last seat in the corner of the classroom, trying to avoid drawing attention to himself. It seemed his new demeanour, coupled with the devil magic made his classmates not realise it was him and that he was there, or that he hadn't been for the past week. As his other classmates wandered in, Issei noticed Motohama and Matsuda even seemed to be talking about erotic manga in a half-hearted manner.
'Class, we have a new student joining us today, please welcome them.' Droned the teacher, sounding almost a breath away from falling asleep.
'Hello! My name is Irina Shidou, pleased to meet you!' Said Irina, energetically, only to get a few quiet groans of acknowledgement.
'Please take a seat.' Said the teacher, before starting to write on the chalkboard.
Irina blinked at the unenthusiastic welcome, before spotting Issei. Irina titled her head to the side in confusion and was surprised to see him in the classroom.
'Is it okay if I sit here?' Asked Irina of the man who she believed had taken over the body of her childhood friend.
'Considering everyone else here is a zombie, I would appreciate that.' Said Issei surprisingly calmly.
'W-why is everyone acting like this?' Asked Irina hesitantly.
'Devil magic. The two Heiress have left the school and need to subtly reduce the shock of such a thing.' Explained Issei.
'Uh, thanks for the explanation… Issei?' Winced Irina.
'You can call me Issei; I am still Issei after all.' Said Issei.
'Oh, um, thanks.' Said Irina, with a bitter smile.
"This feels mean." Thought Issei.
'So would any multitude of enemies killing your family and friends. Just deal with it for now.' Said Leviathan.
'Can I at least be friendly?' Asked Issei.
Leviathan hummed for a moment.
'I'll allow it, but keep all erotic talk out of it.' Said Leviathan, with Issei mentally nodding.
As the bell marking the transition from first period to second period rang, the entire classroom simply transitioned into the next subject. Irina found herself enjoying the subject matter, even if the delivery seemed to disappoint, but Irina's own liveliness wouldn't let her take a nap in the early morning. Issei on the other hand did not have the same reservations, slumping into his chair, resting his head on his hand.
"This sucks." Thought Issei.
'It is what it is.' Said Leviathan, causing Issei to sigh again.
As the bell for lunch rang, Issei raised himself out of his slump in the chair and made his way out of the room after the others had left.
'Um, could you show me to the cafeteria?' Requested Irina, notably also staying back, as the others filed out like zombies.
'Well, I doubt anyone else can today, follow me.' Said Issei, with Irina quickly slinging her bag on her back.
'Um, Issei… er, nothing.' Started Irina, before following Issei in silence.
The two quickly grabbed some lunch, before Issei decided to lead her outside, finding the numbed atmosphere was putting him to sleep and he didn't want to fall asleep and choke on a fishbone.
The two ate in an awkward silence, until Irina managed to find her voice.
'Thank you.' Said Irina, causing Issei to raise an eyebrow.
'For?' Asked Issei.
'Showing me around. I… didn't expect the day to be like this.' Admitted Irina.
'What were you expecting?' Asked Issei.
'Well, a lively atmosphere for one thing. I also didn't expect to see you. Can I ask why you are here?' Asked Irina.
'Serafall requested it.' Said Issei easily.
'Oh, I guess that makes sense. You must like her, right? Otherwise, I couldn't imagine you coming back like this.' Said Irina.
'I do, but I could have still said no.' Said Issei.
'I'm glad you didn't… even if I know it isn't my Issei, it was reassuring to see you.' Said Irina with a wistful smile.
'Your Issei?' Questioned Issei, internally thinking that same thing, but with much more surprise and confusion than he put in his words.
'Yes. Even when I found out Issei became a devil, I still hoped we could be together someday. When I heard of a meeting for peace, I was excited. If there is a peace, it wouldn't be a big deal if a devil and an exorcist were together… but by the end of the meeting…' Started Irina, before trailing off towards the end.
'I changed by the end of it.' Recounted Issei, a small frown on his face, which Irina misinterpreted.
'Sorry! I don't mean to blame you or anything, but I'm sad I didn't get to spend more time with Issei while he was still around. We did everything together growing up. I… after what happened, I spoke with my father about it. He told me that it was probably for the best Issei changed. He really liked Issei too, but he told me a story… the last time an exorcist and devil were together, they both ended up killed… so he was happy that wouldn't happen to me… because that happened, we moved to England, and I never saw Issei again until much later.' Revealed Irina.
'So that's why you moved.' Said Issei in realisation, causing Irina to look up, slightly startled.
'Uh, yes. I was sad about it then, but now I understand why, at least a little. My father really did like Issei, but after what happened… we couldn't stay. It hurt him to break us up like that as well… and when he found out Issei had become a devil, he felt a little guilty, since with us leaving, Kuoh only had devils left. He said if we had still been around, maybe Issei wouldn't have died or become a devil and he feels even worse now… sorry.' Said Irina.
Issei didn't know how to respond so he settled for keeping an impassive look on his face.
'I shouldn't be telling you all of this. I'm sure you don't care about any of it. You are one of the original Satans and I'm sure you don't care about a lowly exorcist's feelings.' Said Irina with a smile, but Issei could see the bitterness in her eyes.
'You're right, I wouldn't care about a lowly exorcist's feelings. Issei however would care very much about his friend's feelings. Wouldn't he?' Pointed out Issei, causing Irina's eyes to widen.
'Yes. You're right! Issei wouldn't want me to be sad either. Heroes don't cry after all; they protect others from ever needing to cry. I-I'm sure that is what he would want me to do.' Declared Irina.
'If it helps, you can consider me to be Issei. I might not be the same Issei you remember, but wasn't the Issei you knew in childhood different to the one you met a few weeks ago?' Pointed out Issei.
'Yes, that's true. The old Issei I knew… well, he was just as kind, but he wasn't trying to stirp my clothes off. I almost regret it now, but that is a really funny thing to say.' Giggled Irina.
'What do you mean?' Asked Issei, genuine confusion in his tone.
'Well, if I knew it might have been the last time he saw me, I wouldn't have minded him seeing me naked at least once. He thought I was a boy when we grew up, so it would have been nice for him to see me as a woman at least once.' Said Irina with a bitter laugh.
"EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Screamed Issei in his mind.
'You need to get out of here now.' Warned Ddraig.
Luckily, the bell rang, causing Irina's head to shoot up.
'Saved by the bell it seems.' Said Leviathan.
'T-thank you for listening to me… I-Issei.' Said Irina with a sad smile.
'If you'd like, I would not mind hearing more about your time with Issei. At least while we are the only two people who can hold a conversation longer than two sentences here.' Said Issei.
'Uh, thank you. I know it must be boring to you, but I suppose I haven't really accepted or understood everything yet. I will leave now.' Said Irina, before walking off towards the gym before pausing.
'Um, I don't know where to go.' Said Irina, with a blush.
The tiniest of cracks appeared in Issei's expression as he suppressed a smile. The flicker was so brief Irina thought she had imagined it, but she still felt her heartbeat quicken.
'You can rely on me for now, follow me.' Said Issei.
'Thank you.' Said Irina, before falling into step with Issei.
'Um, Issei, I was wondering, why aren't you like those other devils?' Asked Irina.
'Death changes people.' Said Issei simply.
"Didn't seem to change Raynare much though." Thought Issei in passing.
'Oh, sorry to bring that up.' Said Irina, before continuing.
'I heard Issei also died to become a devil. I was very sad when I found out. I thought I would be able to come back as a hero and impress Issei and instead the first thing we did was fight. I guess we were in the wrong then too.' Recalled Irina.
'I'm surprised anyone from the church could admit they were wrong.' Said Issei, channelling what he thought was the most appropriate Leviathan response.
'I am not an angel after all, I am just a human, I can make mistakes.' Admitted Irina, looking down.
Issei then involuntarily pulled Irina to his side, to prevent her from colliding with a pole.
'Oh, thank you.' Said Irina.
'Well, I don't think Issei would let a pretty girl hurt herself.' Said Issei.
'T-thank you, Issei.' Said Irina with a shy side glance.
"Guh, critical hit! I'm down!" Exclaimed Issei.
'Pull it together and sit down.' Said Leviathan.
Issei obliged and let go of Irina, finding it took more effort than he expected. The two entered the classroom and sat down and Issei mentally exhaled.
'Get in here, Issei, take a nap, no one will notice.' Said Leviathan.
Issei obliged and placed his head on his hand, leaving his head facing the teacher even as his eyes drooped to a close.
'Get it together out there.' Hissed Leviathan harshly.
'How can I do that? I found out a good-looking girl is regretting not letting me see her naked! Not just any good-looking girl either! Irina is top in cuteness and Genki-ness, even if her oppai aren't that big.' Exclaimed Issei.
'Genki-ness? Is this some new term I'm unfamiliar with?' Asked Leviathan.
'Just move on, you wanted the drive, you don't need the understanding behind it.' Advised Ddraig.
'I don't see how she is any more different than Serafall other than being weaker.' Said Leviathan.
'That's because they are both Genki girls! Irina is just more on the more Moe side, while Serafall is more of the classic idol type. Both are good girls though.' Explained Issei.
'I don't understand any of this. Just control yourself before you give yourself away until we can be sure she will keep everything a secret, or do you want me to wipe her entire mind of you?' Questioned Leviathan, causing Issei to flinch.
'Sorry, I just got a bit carried away.' Apologised Issei, scratching the back of his head.
'Good, now get back out there and try to show some restraint.' Instructed Leviathan, before Issei faded away.
'You have to admit, his acting wasn't terrible.' Commented Ddraig.
'Not terrible and believable are two different things.' Pointed out Leviathan.
'Just go easy on him, even if I will never recover from the embarrassment he has caused, you know this a delicate situation for him.' Advised Ddraig.
Issei rubbed his eyes and realised the first half of the class has passed by already. Looking around, Issei saw only Irina was managing to really pay attention to things, even the teacher had occasional pauses where Issei thought she was going to fall asleep. Issei kept his thoughts to himself, not wanting to get Ddraig or Leviathan involved in his current thinking, as he leaned his head on his arm against the table. Irina was very cute he decided, even the way she focused and took her notes had a certain unique element to it. Issei gave a sharp exhale at this, turning his gaze down to his desk, before realising something. He had something to discuss with someone first before he could think about Irina more.
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Entering his mind, Issei may his way to the middle of his mind.
'What's up vanilla chump?' Asked Raynare.
'Huh?' Asked Issei.
'Five rounds of cowgirl. Five. You are vanilla as ice cream.' Said Raynare, causing Issei to blush hotly.
'How do you know about that?' Asked Issei.
'I am in your mind; how do you think?' Scoffed Raynare.
'You were watching?' Asked Issei.
'Yeah, and I was masturbating too. Would it kill you to switch things up next time? With some of those messed up manga you've got, I thought you'd be a little creative.' Requested Raynare.
'What? Whips and chains?' Asked Issei scornfully.
'How about something even more basic? I'd settle for some stand and carry, or are you too weak to hold a girl up?' Teased Raynare.
'I can hold you up.' Quipped Issei.
'You can't. Leviathan can. There is a difference.' Said Raynare, unperturbed by Issei's attempt to turn the tables on her.
'Why are you here anyway, vanilla chump?' Asked Raynare.
'Why isn't Irina scary to me?' Asked Issei, causing Raynare to tilt her head.
'Huh? You came in here just to ask me that? Are you an idiot?' Questioned Raynare.
'Look, I just came to get some answers, if you are just going to insult me, I'll leave and figure out a way to block you off from any more erotic stuff.' Threatened Issei.
'Cute really. Honestly, your vanilla nature oozes through even when you try to act dominant. Isn't it obvious. She is your friend, not your girlfriend like I was, so of course she isn't scary.' Sighed Raynare.
'That's it?' Asked Issei, sounding almost disappointed.
'What, were you expecting me to say you are soul mates or something and that nothing can tear the two of you apart? That the two of you are tied by a red string of fate that not even death can break? Hell, maybe that is true, I don't know, but I sure as hell know the only reason you aren't scared of her is because you've already spent so much time with her that you trust her. You can't really say that for any of those other girls. I'm surprised you lost your virginity to that other girl anyway. You've known her for days. Kind of slutty for both of you. Would have made sense for your first time to be the childhood friend really, but eh, guess that would make you absolutely vanilla. Bet you would have done it in missionary too. Gutless coward. For a guy that likes oppai, you didn't even get a paizuri. You are vanilla ice cream really.' Ranted Raynare.
'H-Hey, where do you get off talking like that to me?' Huffed Issei.
'I've had two studded dildos in all my holes at the same time while still managing to give a paizuri at the same time while squeezing someone almost unconscious with my thighs. You couldn't handle undoing my bootstrap in eroticism.' Said Raynare casually.
'Uh, uh, uh, eh…' Stammered Issei, causing Raynare to laugh.
'I can't believe that was enough for you, you're practically on the edge of making a mess in your own mind. I'm glad I never slept with you; I probably would have fallen asleep while we were doing it.' Laughed Raynare.
Issei frowned before glaring at Raynare, only for a blindfold to materialise over her eyes.
'Hey! What the hell?' Asked Raynare.
'You're cut off. No hentai for a week for you.' Declared Issei.
'You vanilla coward, you think this will stop me? My memories have way more erotic stuff in them than anything you will ever do!' Roared Raynare, only to feel to straps wrap around her wrists and pull them to the side.
'Good luck trying to enjoy them.' Said Issei maliciously, before he disappeared.
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'Um, Issei, it's time to go home.' Said Irina, nudging Issei awake.
'Wha?' Gasped Issei, causing Irina to giggle at his expression.
'Sorry to wake you, but class has finished for the day.' Said Irina.
'I see, thank you.' Said Issei, sitting up stiffly, before standing.
'Where are you staying. I will walk you there.' Said Issei.
'Oh, um, I don't actually have a place yet, I was just staying in the church nearby.' Admitted Irina.
'The old run-down church with the destroyed pews and floor?' Asked Issei.
'Uh, yes?' Replied Irina questioningly.
'Unacceptable. Come, you can stay in the spare room. The other devils moved out after I left, so there are two rooms spare now.' Said Issei.
'A-are you sure, I don't want to impose?' Stammered Irina.
'It's fine, you are Issei's friend, aren't you? Then staying over for a sleepover is fine.' Said Issei, only for Irina to blush much to his confusion.
'O-okay.' Agreed Irina.
As the duo made their way home, Issei was surprised when he got home and noticed another person in his living room.
'Yahoo, Issei is here!' Exclaimed Serafall, kicking her legs into the air as she pumped her fists.
'Miss Serafall? What are you doing here?' Asked Irina.
'I came to watch Drag-So Ball with Issei. He said I need to see it.' Said Serafall.
'You haven't seen Drag-So Ball! Of course you have to see it. Issei and I watched it all the time!' Exclaimed Irina.
'Normally I don't like eating in the living room, but since we have guests, we can make an exception this time.' Said Miki Hyoudou, carrying a tray with bowls of food on them.
'Oh, Irina, are you visiting too? Issei, why didn't you tell me?' Asked Miki.
'Sorry auntie, I don't have a place to stay yet, so Issei said I could sleepover until I can find a place to stay.' Said Irina, bowing her head.
'Oh, of course you can stay over Irina, you are practically family.' Said Miki.
'A sleepover sounds fun; can I stay too?' Asked Serafall.
'Of course. It is nice to have such energetic girls over.' Said Gorou Hyoudou, coming in with some tea for the others.
'Ah, Irina, you are back again. How are your parents?' Asked Gorou.
'They are good uncle, thank you for asking.' Said Irina with a smile.
'Dear, please get another bowl for Irina as well.' Said Miki.
'Of course.' Said Gorou.
'I'll get the discs.' Said Issei, going to his room and grabbing his copies of Drag-So Ball.
"What am I supposed to do now?" Asked Issei in fear.
'Frankly, you're screwed, unless you can figure out a way to not get excited watching Drag-So Ball.' Said Leviathan.
'On the plus side, you'll probably get to practice your acting. Just pretend to be Leviathan pretending to be Issei, that should be enough to reassure your parents and Irina.' Suggested Ddraig.
"So wait, I'm going to be Issei Hyoudou, pretending to be Issei Leviathan, pretending to be Issei Hyoudou?" Questioned Issei.
'Essentially.' Said Leviathan.
'Great.' Muttered Issei.
'What's great?' Asked Serafall, causing Issei to flinch.
'Ah, Serafall, you startled me. I was just trying to figure out how to act now.' Admitted Issei.
'Just be yourself, after all, if Drag-So Ball is so good, then I will also be excited, so it wouldn't be weird for Leviathan to be a bit excited too.' Winked Serafall.
'But aren't you always excited?' Asked Issei, only for Serafall to pout.
'Mou! I can be serious when I need to, it is just less fun, now come on.' Said Serafall, before grabbing his hand and dragging him back downstairs.
'Sorry for the wait, Issei needed help finding it.' Said Serafall, before pushing Issei towards the television.
Issei placed the disk into the disc player and the first episode started.
'Wah! So cute, who is that?' Asked Serafall, a few minutes into the episode.
'That's Satoru's son, Chuushoku. He is like the second main character after Satoru.' Explained Issei.
'Nu-uh, Chuushoku is the main character of Drag-So Ball. Satoru is the main character of Drag-So Ball Origin, but Chuushoku is the main character of Drag-So Ball.' Interjected Irina.
'Oh, that's exciting, so it is like the student surpassing the master?' Asked Serafall.
'Kind of. They are both strong in different ways. Chuushoku is peaceful and doesn't like fighting, while Satoru does it for fun. That's why when Chuushoku was pushed by Dells he became the strongest, but he didn't want to fight, he was very kind, but he did it to protect everyone on earth.' Explained Irina.
'Oh, so he doesn't want to fight, but he fights to protect his friends and family?' Queried Serafall.
'Yes, exactly! That's why he is the main character. Satoru is the main character in Drag-So Ball Origin because it was more about having fun, but Drag-So Ball is more serious and sad sometimes.' Said Irina.
'Okay, I think I get it now then, let's watch.' Said Serafall.
Internally Issei was crying inside.
"Two pretty girls are sitting next to me discussing Drag-So Ball. I give thanks to whoever helped make this happen on any and every side." Thought Issei, bowing his head to the flood in his mind while his coresidents watched on.
'We've lost him.' Said Ddraig, floating over the shoulder of Leviathan.
'Honestly, even I wasn't expecting both of them to be so into this, maybe he could get Serafall into his harem by beating her in Drag-So Ball Trivia.' Commented Leviathan in equal disbelief.
'Hey! Someone take my blindfold off, I wanna watch too! ARGH!' Screamed Raynare from within the depths of Issei's mind.
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Omake Series: Anime girls – part 1
'Okay, so I will start with the basics. The Dere types.' Said Issei, pointing to a chalk board with a wooden stick, as Ddraig and Leviathan looked on.
'Of course, we have to start with the Tsundere. There is always a Tsundere. A Tsundere acts mean and sometimes violent, but they are really sweet on the inside and are trying to hide how much they like someone. Some classic lines would be "I made this thing because I wanted to, it's not like I did it for you or anything" or do things like call the main character an idiot.' Said Issei.
'So is Raynare a Tsundere, since she calls you an idiot?' Asked Leviathan, only for Raynare to scream in rage.
'Look, that's going to take time to break down, so let's just focus on the basics first.' Redirected Issei.
'Next up is the Yandere. Yandere is almost like the opposite of Tsundere, they act very cute and sweet on the outside, but then they will kill everyone around the main character who even looks like they might like them. Sometimes, the Yandere even kills the main character to make sure no one else can have them.' Said Issei.
'But then the Yandere wouldn't have them either.' Pointed out Ddraig.
'They'd have the body and that is enough for them sometimes.' Admitted Issei.
'Anyway, moving on, the next one is the Kuudere. They act all cool and aloof on the outside, but they are actual very sweet later on.' Continued Issei, before pointing to the last one on the board.
'Lastly, we have the Dandere. They are shy with a capital "S". They have almost no nerve in a direct confrontation and will panic, run, or hide, when they see the main character. They are very caring normally, but it takes them a long time to admit their true feelings and it can mean things take a long time to progress.' Finished Issei.
'None of what you just explained covers either Genki-ness or Moe.' Pointed out Leviathan.
'Hey, do you learn how to run before you can crawl? This is going to take a lot more explanation to build things up! It isn't like Serafall and Irina are just clear-cut girl tropes, and I can't even begin to explain Raynare yet. This will require dedication and focus, are you up for it?' Asked Issei.
'I guess.' Sighed Leviathan.
'Good, then next time we can cover the other less common types before we get on to hybrids.' Said Issei.
'How long is this going to take?' Asked Leviathan.
'Enough! It will take as long as it needs to. I will not rest until you both understand the anime girl categories.' Declared Issei.
'I wonder if this will be more painful than being cut up and sealed in a Sacred Gear.' Hummed Ddraig.
'Well, if you die, don't get reincarnated back into this guy.' Said Leviathan.