"Yawn* You don't have to wake up with me every time, y'know? I just breastfeed them and then get back to sleep after rocking them…Yawn* No need for you to ruin your sleep" The magician rubs her eyes as she sits on the bed.

"Hey! We are a team. I want to show you my support and me snoring isn't very supportive"

"But it's kinda cute…I love when you mumble in your sleep"

"You just want to hear me spoil my surprises for you…"

"That's not it. It's a nice extra but I love when you say that you love me or need me o-or…"

"And it's all true but I can say those things fully awake" The man comes closer to the woman's ear to whisper to her.

"Zee, I love you and I need and want you for the rest of my life" Zatanna giggles feeling his breath.

"Ditto. Richard John Grayson…now let me feed our babies…"


"Time to eat, John. You are the cutest baby boy because your sister is the cutest baby girl and you two together are the most adorable babies in the universe…" Zee grabs her son from the crib and starts feeding him.

"It looks like your dad-"

"It's right here with your incredible mom" Zatanna have been living far too long with Dick to wonder how did he got out of the bed without making any noise.

"I thought you were sleeping…"

"I was playing possum. I told you, if you are awake then I'm awake"

"Good because this handsome little fella needs a change of diaper…"

"You know what? I need to keep my sleeping schedule an-" Zatanna looked Dick in a way that the man opted just to shut up and take the baby.

"Right away, Ma'am"

"Good boy" She pecks his cheek and Dick makes his way to their diaper changing station (yeah, Dick put that on their room).

"Holy Cow, Zee. What did you eat?" Grayson almost puke as soon as he unwrapped the diaper.

"Me? How's this my fault?"

"John only drinks your milk…how in the world he manage to do this from just milk?!"

"I eat what you or Alfred prepare for me so in any case it'd be your fault…"

"Let me call Leslie…this can't be right" Dick pulls out his phone but was stopped by the magician.

"Dick if you freak call Leslie again, she's blocking us. You call her almost everyday and already asked about this and she told us it's normal and she visit us the other day and told us that the twins couldn't be better"

"But-"

"If we lose her as a doctor and the babies have an emergency, you are going to freak out and they are going to freak out and I'm going to freak out…and you don't want to make your beautiful and patient wife mad, do you?"

"It doesn't smell that bad when you put things like that…"

"I thought as much"


"Zee. I've been missing you…" Dick tells his wife in hushed tone in between his attack on her neck.

"Dick…"

Cries*

"Grunt* I can't believe that I'm getting cockblocked by own my kids" Dick gets off Zatanna. They have been trying to get more intimate the last few days but they always got interrupted by either Mary or John or sometimes both.

"C'mon, don't be so childish. They need us 24/7" Zatanna tríes to stay calm but she was in the edge as well with the lack of action.

"I need some attention too…you are going to start to forget how I feel like…"

"That's imposible. Not matter how much time passes and just the memory makes me ache more for you" Dick keeps rolling on the bed trying to calm himself down while Zee feeds her kids.

"You two are lucky that I love you so much…I wouldn't let this transgression pass if you were anyone else" Dick told his son while he was holding him and Zee was holding Mary.

Giggles*

"Look! They know what they are doing! Their giggles are as beautiful as yours Zee and they are doing it like you do when you are playing with me" Zatanna smiles softly without breaking her gaze from their kids.

"Do you really heard me giggles like this? My laugh?"

"Of course. You three have the most beautiful laugh and just by heard you guys…I feel renewed and a million times better" The couple lie down on their bed with their babies on their chest.

"I was wrong, y'know? I told you many times how I was going to be the only one sleeping on your chest but now…I made my own competition and I'm okay with it"


"Do you wish to talk to me?" Damian enters Chalant's bedroom and watches the chaotic scene of Grayson holding Mary while she pukes on him and Zatanna trying to change John's diaper.

"Damian. Give us a second and we'll talk. We are glad that you are here" Grayson tells the boy as Mary pukes a little bit more on him.

"Mary!"

"Dick, clean her and then go and change your shirt, the smell is going to make her puke more and then I'm going to do it as well and likely Johnny is going to follow suit" Grayson cleans Mary and instead of placing her on the bed, he looks at Damian.

"Hold her for me, baby bird" Damian didn't have a chance to say no as he was already holding her.

"Wait-Grayson" Zee notices how Mary was calm on Damian's arms and the look on the eyes of the little Wayne.

"You are doing right, Dami. Look Johny and Mary this is your dad's baby brother and to be honest he is going to be more like your big brother more than an uncle or what do you think sweetie?" This time, Zatanna talks to Damian instead of her kids.

"Me? Big brother?"

"Of course…" Grayson comes from the closet with a clean shirt and takes Mary back on his arms and Zee puts Johnny on Damian's arms.

"Look…we are not trying to take Bruce or Talia's place as your parents but…"

"We have been through so much together that we kinda see you as a something between Dick's baby brother and our kid if that makes sense" Damiana was left speechless by the magician and the acrobat's words.

"I thought…" Damian mumbles under his breath.

"Talk to us, little D. What's wrong?"

"Do you really think that we wouldn't notice your strange behavior? Look, it doesn't matter how busy or chaotic things are around here…we are always making time for you and you don't have to be jealous"

"I'm not jealous" The couple was surprised by that statement.

"As you said…we've spend so much time together not just doing hero stuff but as civilians as well. You've take me to your dates, Zatanna has shown me how to sass people…"

"You did what?" The magician's laughs nervously.

"It was that or him sending people from his school to the ICU"

"The thing is that I'm new to this thing, I don't want you to worry about me when you have to take care of your kids and I don't know if I can help you in anyway so I thought that it was for the best to get out of the way"

"Really? I see John relaxed in your arms and so was Mary" Damian looks down to see baby Grayson sleeping peacefully.

"Damian. We do not know what to do either as you saw when you stepped in our room but we are doing our best just like we did when you first got into our lives and if I remember correctly you didn't approve me as the partner of your big brother"

"I thought that you could do better than Grayson"

"Hey!"

"And now?"

"I couldn't be more proud and happy of having you two as family and well now…4"