"Oh my God! You are the cutest! I think I can't breath!"
The magician squeals as she puts the last details on their Elf's Christmas outfits.
"Careful Zee…you sound a lot like Miss M"
"I'm going to die from so much adorableness! I want to- Aaaaah"
Zatanna grabs Dick's arm and bites it.
"Agggh. Zee! What gives?"
Grayson pulls his arm out of harm's way.
"Sorry but they are just so cute and adorable and I wasn't going to bite them"
Dick rubs his arm.
"While I'm happy that you didn't bite them…you bite me quite hard"
"Ha! I've bite you so much harder and you've done the same to me…or do I need to show you the mark that you leave me?"
"As much as I want to see that sexy ass of yours…"
The magician slaps his arm before hugging it.
"We better get ready. The bats are arriving at anytime…"
"Do you remind them of dressing accordingly?"
Zatanna starts undressing herself and getting ready for the Xmas party. She pulls Dick's outfit as well.
"I can't believe that we are having our first Xmas with our babies"
"I can't believe it either. Very asterous"
Zatanna enters into their (her) walking closet to change clothes. Something rare for her to do since she always love to tease Dick while changing but the man brushed it off.
Knock* Knock*
"Yeah?"
Grayson answers as he put on his pants.
"It's Zatara. Can I come in?"
"Yes, daddy. I'm changing in the closet"
Dick opens the door for his father in law, whom just like Dick and the twins, was dressed accordingly to the season. Just like his grandchildren, Zatara was dressed as an Elf with Pocus on his arms wearing reindeer antler.
"Lookin' good sir"
"Thanks…"
Zatara couldn't help but to notice the bite mark on Dick's arm.
"She thought that they looked way to adorable, right?"
Dick laughs while putting on his shirt.
"Yeah…"
"I can't blame her. I have the cutest grandkids and I know how you feel Richard…the first timer she saw me pulling a bunny out of my hat she bite my arm as well"
"Hey! I was five"
"And what is your excuse now?"
"…."
"We are going down with the twins while you are ready. We are going to see how can we help Alfred"
Zatara picks Mary while Dick grabs Johnny.
"Okay. I'll be there in a minute…"
Both men get out of the room and baby John was about to cry not sensing or hearing his mother close.
"Now, now, baby. Daddy is here and your mommy is getting more beautiful for you guys…if that's possible"
Dick rocks his son, calming him down in the process.
"Two weeks and you are handling yourself amazingly"
Zatara compliments Grayson.
"Al, is there something else we can help you with?"
Alfred was pacing from one side of the kitchen to the other while wearing an Elf outfit.
"Help me set the table. Master Wayne and the other members of the family are on their way"
"Are they…?"
"Indeed. No one wants to upset Mrs. Zatanna and for the looks of it…they might have gone a little bit overboard with their attires"
Dick hands John to Zatara and he starts helping setting the table.
Click* Clack*
"Good. No one is here yet"
Dick was holding some plates and turns around to the source of the angelical voice, upon seeing his wife in her Mrs. Claus outfit with a red dress and black belt that only makes the dress hug her curves even more, white gloves, red boots and the Santa hat only make her look hotter. Dick dropped the plates but Alfred reflexes manage to catch it.
"What's wrong Santa? Seeing something you like?"
The woman spins on her heels before mischievously smiling at him.
"I-I-I…"
Ding* Dong*
"C'mon, baby. Pick your jaw from the floor and let's welcome the family"
Zatanna grabs Johnny and Dick gets back to earth once Mary was on his arms.
"The Zatara Grayson has to welcome everyone"
Recognized: Jason Todd, Artemis of Bana-Mighdall
"Hey, Jaybi…"
The Graysons were left speechless seeing the big bad Red Hood wearing a full reindeer costume.
"Hey, circus boy. Zatanna. Hey little guys…uncle Jay is here"
"Hey!"
Artemis just waved her hand to greet the family, and the Amazon, unlike her boyfriend, was wearing just reindeer anklets.
"Uncle Jay brou- Aggh"
The Amazon hits the bat on the ribs.
"I-I mean t-that WE b-brought some p-presents for the kids"
Red Hood corrects, still trying to catch his breath after the punch.
"Aww. Thank you, you can put them under the tree. You are the first ones to arrive"
The couple nods before entering the Grayson residence. Jason and Artemis greets Zatara and Alfred before looking at the decoration for the Xmas dinner.
The couple places the babies on their cribs as Zatara keeps an eye on them.
"Baby, come here, please"
Zatanna calls for her husband, who was talking with the Red's.
"What's up, Zee?"
The mischievous magician pulls her man by the collard, leaving their faces less of an inch away.
"Nothin' just checking that all your brain functions are back to normal…"
Zatanna replies coyly as she runs her hands on the man's body, from the neck to his chest and back.
"I see. As always my beautiful wife is scheming something"
Dick tries to kiss her but she moves her head to the side and gets closer to his ear.
"I don't know what are you talking about…"
She nibbles his earlobe after whispering. Dick gathered all of his strength to hold back his groaning.
"Two can play that game…"
Zatanna looks confused at Dick, who was taking off his Santa like coat, to reveal that he was wearing a matching formal red vest, the magician starts biting softly her lip.
"I-I d-did not give you that to y-you"
"I know but wait…there's more"
Zatanna's eyes got wider when Dick starts rolling up his sleeves, showcasing his strong forearms. She bites harder, drawing some blood from her lip.
"What? The bird got your tongue, Miss Magic?"
"I-I…"
"You got something in your lip…"
Grayson takes her lips in a tender yet passionate kiss leaving a very flustered Zatanna.
"You gotta be kiddin' me!"
The couple were so into each other and their teasing and flirting game that they didn't realize that Bruce and Damian have arrived.
"Go and change!"
"You go and change little demon"
The 2nd and 4th Robin were fighting because they were wearing the exact same reindeer costume.
"I'm John and Mary's favorite, therefore I'm entitled to-"
"You are entitled all right"
Zatanna just look to the side and sees that the twins were still calm in Bruce and her father's arms despite the commotion between the brothers and returns her gaze towards the guys.
"Y-y-y…."
The robins stop bickering after feeling Zee's gaze.
"We can pull the twins sled easier between the two of us and it looks more real to have more than one reindeer, don't you think Damian?"
"Yeah. Those were my thoughts exactly Jason"
Recognized: Tim Drake, Cassandra Sandsmark.
"You gotta be kiddin' me, the replacement too?"
"I can't wear the same costume that Drake is wearing"
"I guess you didn't tell them about the matching costumes, Bruce?"
Cassie was holding Tim's hand and she was wearing an Elf costume just like Tim was wearing a reindeer one.
"What?! You plan this?"
Jason and Damian moves their gaze from Dick to Bruce.
"You didn't know?"
Tim asks as he and Cassie gets closer to hold the twins.
"Grayson…answers now!"
"What? I thought that John and Mary's uncles would do anything to make their first Xmas memorable and what's more memorable than some cute reindeers?"
Zatanna answers. Dick was out of the loop as much as his brothers. The robins were surprised but decided to roll with because they love the twins so much and they were scared of the magician.
"Oh my god. You are so big and getting even more cute and adorable"
Cassie shrieks holding baby John.
"It's because he's handsome like his father…"
Dick puffs his chest proudly as he closer to the blonde.
"That he is…"
"Hey!"
"It's not my fault that you have a handsome brother and nephew…and let's not forget about this beauty right here"
Cassie caresses Mary with her free hand.
"Where are the girls?"
"As you know…Barbara spends Christmas with her father and Steph and Cass were invited and welll…the bat-girls decided to spend this holiday together"
Bruce explains the absence of the girls while asking Tim for Mary.
"And Talia?"
"She's fixing some LexCorp issues so we can spend the next week together as family. Damian, Talia and I are going to a resort to enjoy so much needed family time"
"So everything is good between you two?"
"Yeah. It was a misunderstanding from my part and already apologized to her"
Everyone was happy to know that for once, the chaotic family was having some peace and normality.
"Dick. Zatanna. We all knew that your babies were going to be beautiful but this is just ridiculous"
The blonde Amazon keeps rocking the baby.
"It's because they were made with love"
Dick asks for Johnny while Zee asks for Mary.
"Let's take some photos and prepare for dinner"
"We can say that the first Xmas dinner was a success"
"Yeah. Everyone were really amazing and your brothers behave for once"
"Because everyone loves these cuties"
"And they brought a lot of gifts. They don't fit under the tree"
Dick starts attacking his kids with kisses, one of the gifts they got for the twins was a new crib big enough to fit the twins at the same time. Chalant felt so stupid of no thinking about it before and having two small cribs.
"These little guys smell incredible"
"They do…are you sure that we are ready for this? Are they ready?"
"I don't know Zee but Leslie told us that we can't have them in our room the whole time. We need to give them some room to grow and for us as well"
"But they are just babies a-a-and…"
Zatanna took a deep breath.
"You are right. In any case, we are keeping the door open and we are just a room away with the baby monitor and I'm using a spell to amplify all the noises of this room to ours"
"Good night, my loves. Mommy and Daddy are going to be right away if you need anything, okay?"
"Mary, take care of John and John, take care of your sister"
"Snort* It sounds like we are sending them to camp or something like that…"
The couple leave the room with the sleeping babies and their night light with stars and circus themed figures on the ceiling.
"It feels so weird to be in our room without them"
"Yeah…it does"
Zatanna carefully closes the door behind her.
"Z-"
The magician pushes her husband to their bed.
"Do you really thought that I was letting you go? After wearing a vest and rolling up your sleeves?"
"But the kids…?"
"I told you…we are hearing everything that comes from that room but they are not going to heard what their mom is about to do to their dad. Tfig!"
With a puff smoke, Zee upgraded her wardrobe to a much shorter skirt, a strapless top, her Santa hat and red stocking lingering.
"Ready to open your present?"