Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 84: All Out Parisian Attack
It has been two days since Dylan Riley and his group of girls left for Paris and it was quiet around the mansion.
Nico Robin (wearing her aviators, short-sleeve lavender dress shirt, purple jeans, and purple knee-high heel boots) was sitting down on the living room couch, reading a true crime book.
"Ah, nothing beats a book about violent crimes," Robin said as she was reading her book.
Ten minutes into reading her book, Robin hears her phone ring.
Robin then puts down her book and pulls out her iPhone. She then sees the ID was Dylan.
Robin then accepts the call as she sees Dylan Riley (wearing his glasses, black XPW t-shirt, blue jeans, and sneakers) on her phone, apparently he decided to use FaceTime for this occasion.
"Hey Devil Child," Dylan said to Robin.
"Hey Dylan, how's it going?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Oh much better, I took some pretty brutal hits during the fight and need some healing," Dylan said.
"You fought?" Robin asked Dylan in a surprised tone.
"No, I was more concerned about the girls' safety and the priceless pieces of art," Dylan said.
"Pieces of art?" Robin asked herself in confusion and then she realize it.
"Wait a minute, were you in the Louvre?" Robin asked Dylan.
"Yes, late at night to get the girl," Dylan said.
"Did you get her?" Robin asked Dylan.
"It's a long story," Dylan said.
"I got time, tell me," Robin said to Dylan.
"Really?" Dylan asked Robin in a surprised tone.
"I am, tell me," Robin said to Dylan.
"Okay," Dylan said.
Last night in Paris…
It was late at night in Paris as Dylan and the girls were stuck in the Louvre, trapped by the lasers.
"This is not a fun spot," Nami said in anger.
"You're telling me, I can't be in this position for long," Aqua said.
"I'm fine up here," Ristarte said as she still had a hold of a damaged Mina Ashido.
"Easy for you to say, you can fly," Beth Vanderwood said to Ristarte.
"I'm carrying an alien girl who got shot, it's not easy for me," Ristarte said.
"God getting shot hurt like hell," Mina said in pain.
"Oh I hate being in this spot," Dylan said as he was trying to make sure his belly doesn't touch the lasers.
"What happens if we touch a laser?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Two options, option one is we trip the alarm and we get sent to prison, where we will get raped, shanked, or be someone's bitch," Dylan said to the girls.
"What's option two?" Aqua asked Dylan in concern.
"We get sliced and look like Halloran after getting cut up in Jigsaw," Dylan said to the girls.
"I hate those options," Aqua said in an scared tone.
"Me too," Nami said.
"Well I don't know what other options we got," Dylan said as he was scared out of his mind.
Soon enough, Dylan had got something on his mind and then he looks around the area, which the girls notice.
"Dylan, what are you doing?" Nami asked Dylan.
"It's not a good time to look around at this point," Ristarte said to Dylan.
"I'm just thinking, maybe there must be some sort of box that would turn on these lasers," Dylan said.
Dylan then sees a loose piece of the wall.
"Wait I got it," Dylan said.
"What is it Dylan?" Beth asked Dylan.
"I see something loose on the wall, it has to be a control panel for the lasers," Dylan said.
"If I throw something at the wall, maybe I can knock out the panel and one of you can destroy it," Dylan said to the girls.
"What are you going to throw?" Nami asked Dylan.
Dylan then looks down to see the Clima-Tact.
"Hey Nami, hand me your Clima-Tact please," Dylan said to Nami.
"What," Nami said in shock.
"Trust me on it," Dylan said to Nami.
Nami knew Dylan and she knew that she can trust him.
"Fine," Nami said as she grips her Clima-Tact.
Nami sees a perfect spot to throw her weapon for Dylan to catch.
"Okay Dylan, hold out your right hand to the side," Nami said to Dylan as Dylan extends his right hand out to the right.
"Get ready to catch it," Nami said to Dylan.
"I am," Dylan said.
Nami then throws Dylan her Clima-Tact and lucky for her, Dylan manages to catch it.
"Okay," Dylan said.
Dylan then carefully moves the Clima-Tact from his right hand to his left. He then looks over to the tile as he knew he got one chance to do it.
"Okay I got to hit the right spot," Dylan said as he readies his arm to throw the Clima-Tact.
"One, two, three," Dylan said and then he throws the Clima-Tact.
Dylan was watching carefully as the Clima-Tact was narrowly avoiding the lasers.
After what felt like five minutes, the Clima-Tact hits the loose tile, knocking it and the tile onto the floor.
"Nice, perfect shot," Dylan said in an excited tone.
"Hey Mina, how are you feeling?" Dylan asked Mina.
"I'm still hurting, but that little bit of healing is doing me a little bit of good," Mina said.
"Good, I want you to use your acid and melt the wires in there," Dylan said to Mina as he points to the wires in the wall.
"Sure thing Dyl," Mina said to Dylan.
Ristarte then flies Mina over to the wall where the wires were located. She then gently sets Mina on the floor, next to the wall.
Mina then uses her Quirk to cover the wires in acid. Soon the acid starts to melt away at the wires.
Less than a minute later, the wires were destroyed as the lasers were gone. Soon, the other girls collapse onto the floor as they breathe a sigh of relief.
"Oh thank god," Dylan said as he sits on the floor.
Ristarte then lowers herself down to the floor as her wings disappear.
"That was not fun to avoid those lasers," Ristarte said as the girls manage to get up.
"Tell me about it," Aqua said.
Aqua and Ristarte then walk over to Mina and use their healing powers to heal her some more, they manage to heal the wounds a little before the attack.
"That was a close call," Dylan said as he gets back to his feet.
"Tell me about it, I never expect to get a girl and having to deal with lasers," Nami said as she walks over to her Clima-Tact and picks it up.
"I don't know where Fujiko could have gone to," Beth said.
"Where could she have gone to?" Ristarte asked.
"I think I know where," Dylan said.
Five minutes later, Aqua and Ristarte stop with their healing powers as Mina was healed a bit more as one of the wounds was completely healed, while the other was halfway healed and a little bit bleeding some more.
"Well I guess we should go and get her," Mina said as she stands on her feet.
"You sure about it Mina?" Dylan asked Mina in concern as he sees the blood staining her hero costume.
"Oh I'm sure, like two bullets will slow me down," Mina said with a smile on her face.
"Alright then, let's go," Dylan said to the girls as they run, trying to get out of the Louvre.
Thirty-five minutes later over at the Eiffel Tower, Fujiko Mine was walking around angry, knowing her attempt to rob the Louvre was foiled.
"Damn it, my perfect plan just got fucked," Fujiko said in anger.
Soon enough, Fujiko calms down and compose herself.
"That's fine, I'll just wait a week and a half and plan it again," Fujiko said.
"Those assholes, they won't cause me any trouble when I strike again," Fujiko said.
"Did you call us assholes," Nami said to Fujiko.
Fujiko then looks forward to see Dylan and the girls standing in front of her.
"I knew you would be here, the Eiffel Tower and the Louvre aren't far from each other," Dylan said to Fujiko.
"Well you all made a big mistake coming here," Fujiko said to the group.
"No we didn't," Dylan said as Aqua was starry eyed over the famed building.
"Ooh I can't believe I'm at the Eiffel Tower, it is so pretty," Aqua said.
Nami then punches Aqua on the top of the head.
"Ow," Aqua said in pain as she rubs her head a little.
"Focus, we are dealing with this angry wannabe thieving bitch," Nami said in anger to Aqua.
"Okay," Aqua said.
"Stop with this wannabe thief shit," Fujiko said in anger to Nami.
"Beside, you five ladies couldn't do any significant damage to me," Fujiko said to the girls.
"Oh yeah," Dylan said.
"Ladies, time to unleash your powers, but don't damage the Eiffel Tower," Dylan said to the girls.
"Right," the girls said.
"Ooh I'm not afraid of some powers, especially with my gun," Fujiko said as he pulls out her Browning M1910.
Fujiko then fires off several bullets towards Mina. But then, Mina uses her Quirk to form this acid shield as the bullets catch it.
"What the?" Fujiko asked in shock.
"Those are no match for my Quirk," Mina said as the shield disappears.
Fujiko then unloads her magazine and insert another clip into her handgun.
"Alright, lets try another target," Fujiko said as she points her gun at Nami.
Fujiko then unloads her entire magazine at Nami. But Nami manages to pull out her Clima-Tact and spins around, deflecting each shot.
"Shit," Fujiko said in anger.
"That's how to deflect bullets," Nami said.
Fujiko then unloads her magazine and puts a fresh one into her gun.
"Okay die," Fujiko said to Ristarte as she unloads her entire magazine of bullets at her.
Ristarte then summons her wings and flies up and around, dodging the bullets.
"God damn it," Fujiko said in anger.
Fujiko then unloads her empty magazine and puts a fresh one into her gun. She then points her gun at Beth.
Fujiko then unloads her magazine of bullets at Beth as Beth wasn't too scared by the flying bullets.
Beth then uses her magic to summon a squash as tall as her in front of her. The bullets then lodge into the squash and then the squash disappears soon after.
"Yes, it worked," Beth said in an excited tone.
Fujiko then looks through her catsuit to find anymore magazines, but unfortunately she used up all of her magazines.
"Shit, no bullets," Fujiko said.
"Looks like you don't have any protection from us," Dylan said to Fujiko.
"I don't need a gun, I can just beat all of you with my hands and feet," Fujiko said to the group.
"Just try," Nami said to Fujiko.
Fujiko then races over to the group as she was looking to take out Mina.
"I may held back in the Louvre, but I'm not going to hold back here," Mina said.
Fujiko then swings her right fist at Mina. But before she could land the attack, Mina summons an acid shield in front of her as Fujiko's fist hits the shield.
"Damn it," Fujiko said in anger.
"Try again," Mina said in a playful tone to Fujiko.
With anger in her eyes, Fujiko swings her fists, knees, and feet at the shield, but it wasn't going to break.
"Oh Fujiko is going to be surprised when she feels the pain," Mina thought.
Thirty seconds later, Fujiko stops as she blood seeping out her hands, knees, and feet, apparently Mina's acid was stronger than ever.
"Gah, what the hell?" Fujiko asked in pain and shock.
"Never felt acid before?" Mina asked Fujiko as the acid shield disappears.
"That was acid, that explains the burning sensation," Fujiko said as she feels the burn from the acid.
"She's feeling the burn now," Dylan said.
"And with our combined powers, she doesn't stand a chance," Nami said.
"Die sunburned bitch," Fujiko said in anger to Mina as she swings her left fist at her.
"It's not a sunburn," Mina said in anger as she dodges Fujiko's fist.
Mina then nails five punches to Fujiko's ribs, followed by a roundhouse kick to Fujiko's face. The force of the kick ends up knocking Fujiko twelve feet back as she was standing on her feet.
Dylan sees Fujiko was a bit woozy due to the damage she suffered by Mina.
"I see a chance," Dylan said quietly.
"Nami and Beth, I want you two to do a big combo move," Dylan said to Nami and Beth.
"What kind of move?" Nami asked Dylan.
"Beth uses her magic to summon three pumpkins, while you summon a storm could above us. Once the pumpkins gets close to the ground, use Thunderbolt Tempo to explode them," Dylan said to Nami.
"Then the seeds would act like bullets, shooting over to Fujiko and taking her out," Nami said.
"Exactly," Dylan said.
"Alright Dylan, we'll do it," Nami said to Dylan.
"Yes," Beth said.
Nami then holds out her Clima-Tact and spins it around as these storm clouds form above them.
Meanwhile, Beth summons three pumpkins that were fifteen feet above the ground and were around Fujiko.
Fujiko then looks up to see the pumpkins above her as she was confused as hell.
"What the hell?" Fujiko asked herself in shock over the pumpkins as she couldn't move much due to her wounds.
"Nami and Beth, now," Dylan said to Nami and Beth.
Beth then sends the pumpkins down as they were about to smash to the ground, while Nami was ready for her move.
"Multi-Thunderbolt Tempo," Nami said as she raise her Clima-Tact and three thunderbolts come down towards the pumpkins.
When the pumpkins reach the ground, the thunderbolts hit them and explode, with the pumpkin seeds flying towards Fujiko.
Fujiko tries to use her reflexes to dodge the seeds, but unfortunately numerous seeds pierce all over her body.
"Holy shit," Aqua said in shock even with her jaw hurting.
"That is fucking nuts," Ristarte said in shock.
Once the madness clear, they see Fujiko on her feet as blood was leaking all over her body, thanks to the pumpkin seeds shaped wounds all over her.
"Oh my god," Nami said in shock.
"Impossible, that should take her down," Dylan said as he couldn't believe it.
"Disappointed that you couldn't take me down, well cry me a river," Fujiko said to Dylan.
Then, Fujiko coughs up some blood as Ristarte flies close to the ground and she stands beside Aqua.
"Want to take out Fujiko?" Ristarte asked Aqua.
"Oh yes please," Aqua said.
Ristarte then flies and Aqua races over to a very damaged Fujiko.
When they were close to Fujiko, Aqua and Ristarte swing their fists and punch Fujiko in the face. The force ends up knocking Fujiko onto her back as the pair thought they knocked her out.
"Yay," Aqua said in a happy tone.
"We knocked out Fujiko," Ristarte said in an excited tone.
Then, they hear some groans as they see Fujiko starting to sit up.
"Oh come on," Ristarte said in an annoyed tone.
"I know what to do," Dylan said.
"Mina, finish off Fujiko," Dylan said to Mina.
"You got it Dyl," Mina said to Dylan and then she runs towards Fujiko.
Mina then jumps into the air and does two front flips. She then starts to descend as her feet were pointed down.
"This is for shooting at me," Mina said to Fujiko.
As Fujiko was about to sit up, Mina drives her feet into Fujiko's face at full force. This cause Fujiko's head to drive into the ground at a fast rate of speed.
"Holy shit," Nami said in shock.
"If that doesn't knock Fujiko out, nothing will," Dylan said.
Mina then gets off of Fujiko's face and stands on the ground. She then turns around to see Fujiko was out like a light.
"Oh my god," Mina said in shock and amazement.
"Hey everyone, I knocked out Fujiko," Mina said to the others in an excited tone.
"Nice job Mina," Nami said to Mina.
"Way to go Pinky," Dylan said to Mina as Mina was flattered by the words.
Dylan and the other girls gather around Mina as they were happy to see her knock out Fujiko.
"I never would have expected that kind of move to take out Fujiko," Aqua said.
"Well we helped a bit," Ristarte said.
"Me too," Nami said.
"Me and Nami gave Fujiko some severe damage with our move," Beth said.
"Well you all did a great job, I'm proud of how well you all did," Dylan said to the girls.
"Aw thanks Dylan," Aqua said to Dylan.
"Now, time for you to get that card out," Nami said to Dylan.
"Okay, okay," Dylan said.
Dylan then approaches Fujiko and kneels beside her. He then puts his right hand near her chest.
Dylan's right hand starts to glow a bit as a card floats out of Fujiko's body, while the number appears on Fujiko's body and disappears four seconds later. Then, the card floats into Dylan's right hand as his hand stops glowing.
"Fujiko Mine: stars: five, special ability: Thief/Martial Arts skills, daily income: $150 per day," Dylan said as he reads what was on the card.
"Five, I wouldn't expect it," Nami said in shock.
"It must be the martial arts skills, what she lacks in actual magical abilities, she makes up for it with her martial arts," Dylan said.
"Now I get it," Ristarte said as Dylan puts the trading card in his front left pocket.
"Yeah but she isn't as good as a thief compared to me," Nami said.
"Well let's get back to the hotel and heal her up," Dylan said to the girls as he carries Fujiko over his right shoulder.
"Yeah, I need some healing," Ristarte said as they head back to their hotel rooms with Dylan carrying Fujiko.
Without the girls noticing, Dylan looks down at his left hand to see the familiar purple splotches.
"The hell, why is this back, I haven't seen it in a while," Dylan thought.
Dylan soon shakes his left hand as the splotches were gone.
"Oh good they are gone," Dylan said as he catches up with the girls.
Later on in the morning (as their fight at the Eiffel Tower happened after midnight so it was the next day), everyone was back and got some sleep after they made it back. It was ten in the morning as everyone was up.
Dylan Riley (who was wearing his outfit at the beginning of this chapter) was walking around as he was all healed up thanks to Aqua and Ristarte.
"I don't know what's worse, getting punched in the throat or getting kicked in the balls," Dylan said as the girls (who changed out of their battle outfits and were bandaged up from their injuries) were sitting on the bed.
"I say getting kicked in the nads would hurt more," Mina (wearing a purple long sleeve shirt with pink music notes on it, blue jeans, and pink sneakers) said.
"No I think getting punched in the throat would hurt like hell," Nami (wearing a white t-shirt, white and blue stripe dolphin shorts, and gladiator sandals) said.
Meanwhile, Aqua (wearing a blue t-shirt with some light blue water droplets on it, black leggings, and blue ankle-length boots) and Ristarte (wearing a black t-shirt with angel wings on it, white skirt, and gold high heel wedges) were on the bed, healing a still unconscious Fujiko.
"This chick was one that I didn't expect to punch that hard," Ristarte said.
"Yeah, even being healed a bit, I can still feel my jaw still hurting," Aqua said.
"Fujiko is a hard hitter and I can prove it in my hand," Beth (wearing a dark red long sleeve shirt, dark blue jeans, and red sandals) said.
Five minutes later, Aqua and Ristarte stop using their healing powers as Fujiko was fully healed.
"There, we did," Aqua said.
"It took six hours but we did it," Ristarte said.
Then, they notice that Fujiko was moving a little.
"Oh I think she is about to wake up," Nami said.
Fujiko then opens her eyes as her irises change back from red to brown. She then sits up feeling a tiny bit stiff.
"Oh god, that was some wild night," Fujiko said.
Fujiko then looks around to see Dylan and the girls before her.
"You, you all ruined my plan last night," Fujiko said in anger to the group.
"She remembers that?" Mina asked Dylan in shock.
"She must have some control during the possession, that might explain why she attacked us like that because we were ruining our plan," Dylan said to Mina.
"I believe it," Nami said.
"Now, who the hell are all you?" Fujiko asked the group in anger.
"I'm Aqua," Aqua said.
"I'm Ristarte, but call me Rista for short," Ristarte said to Fujiko.
"I'm Beth Vanderwood," Beth said.
"Nami," Nami said.
"I'm Mina Ashido," Mina said in her usual happy demeanor.
"And I'm Dylan Riley, Fujiko," Dylan said to Fujiko.
"How do you know my name?" Fujiko asked Dylan.
"Oh I know a good chunk about you," Dylan said to Fujiko.
"Great, I went from trying to steal some rare Egyptian artifacts to an earthquake to being sent here and having my plans ruined by you all," Fujiko said to the group.
"Well we know the earthquake brought her here," Dylan said to Nami.
"Yes," Nami said.
"Wait, did you all came here the same way?" Fujiko asked the group.
"Yes," the girls said.
"And what's with the fat ass here?" Fujiko asked the girls as she points to Dylan.
"Don't you dare insult Dylan like that," Aqua said in anger to Fujiko.
"Yeah, he's a great guy," Mina said.
"Why are you defending him?" Fujiko asked the girls as she realize what is going on.
"Wait a minute, is this some harem bullshit going on with your friend as your leader?" Fujiko asked the girls.
"Yes he is," Beth said.
"And I wouldn't call it harem bullshit, just harem is fine," Dylan said.
"Oh my fucking god," Fujiko said in disgust as she gets off the bed and stands on the floor.
"No, no, no, I'm not going to be part of this, you can't make me," Fujiko said to the group in disgust as she walks into the bathroom and slams the door shut.
"She's not too happy with it," Mina said.
"I say we give her some time," Dylan said to the girls.
"Maybe, but she is not happy with it," Ristarte said.
"I think she'll like it, once she gets used to it," Nami said.
"I hope," Dylan said as he and the other girls were worried that Fujiko wasn't going to join the harem.
Present day…
"I can't believe this thief doesn't want to join you," Robin said to Dylan.
"Yeah, I think it's because she is too classy to join it," Dylan said.
"Yeah, even I'm one of the more classy ladies to join this harem," Robin said.
"Yeah but you didn't have a card inside you," Dylan said to Robin.
"Maybe give her some space, I'm sure she'll come around," Robin said to Dylan.
"Probably," Dylan said.
"Well I have to go, see you soon Robin," Dylan said to Robin.
"See you soon," Robin said to Dylan as she hands up the call.
"Maybe she'll join the harem, but she was very hesitant to join," Dylan said.
"Anyway, let me scan the card," Dylan said.
Dylan then pulls the Fujiko trading card out of his front right pocket and puts it on the coffee table he was sitting at.
Over in the other room, Fujiko opens the door a little as she peeks into the other room, without Dylan noticing.
"What's going on?" Fujiko asked quietly.
Dylan then goes into the special app on his iPhone and selects the scanner feature. He then scans the card and after seven seconds, the scan was complete.
"Perfect," Dylan said as he exits the app and puts his phone on sleep mode.
Dylan then sets down the phone and looks at the card.
"Now we are making over twenty-five hundred dollars a day and over seventeen grand a week, oh Nami is going to love it," Dylan said.
Meanwhile, Fujiko hears what Dylan is making and smiles evilly.
"So he makes money getting these girls, that changes things for me, and with any luck I'll have that money all to myself," Fujiko thought.
"Now, to put my plan into motion," Fujiko thought.
Fujiko then opens the door wide and walks over to Dylan. She then stands next to the table and looks at the card.
"So is that what you wanted out of me?" Fujiko asked Dylan.
"Yep, it was not an easy feat considering you are great with your hands and feet," Dylan said to Fujiko.
"Well having several years of martial arts experience does you wonders," Fujiko said.
"Yeah and I felt it the hard way," Dylan said.
"Listen, I may have been too harsh on this harem thing, maybe joining it would be fun," Fujiko said to Dylan.
"Yeah it is and you'll love the other girls," Dylan said to Fujiko.
"Other girls?" Fujiko asked Dylan.
"Yeah there is more girls in the harem than the ones you saw," Dylan said to Fujiko.
"That's fine, more people to know," Fujiko said.
"Are you doing this just for us or for the money?" Dylan asked Fujiko in a serious tone.
"For you and the others of course, I may be a thief, but I do have my morals," Fujiko said to Dylan as she was using her acting skills to a tee.
"Really?" Dylan asked Fujiko in a serious tone.
"Yes, I'm being truthful," Fujiko said as she was trying extra hard so Dylan can believe the lie.
After a few minutes of thinking, Dylan had made up his mind.
"Well Nami is a thief and she has been super trustworthy, so I'll give you shot," Dylan said to Fujiko as this made Fujiko happy.
"Perfect I won't let you down," Fujiko said to Dylan as she shakes Dylan's right hand.
"You won't, after seeing your martial arts skills, you will be a perfect companion on our future missions," Dylan said to Fujiko as Fujiko let go of Dylan's right hand.
"Great, I'm just going back to the other room," Fujiko said to Dylan.
Fujiko then walks back into the other room and closes the door behind her.
"I just hope she doesn't betray me, I know she has a history with betrayals," Dylan thought.
Fujiko then sits on the bed with an evil smile on her face.
"What a fat idiot, he is like putty in my hands and soon enough, his money will be my money and I guarantee it," Fujiko thought as everything was going to according to plan.
Ooh it seems Fujiko is looking to pull off a major heist by stealing from Dylan, hopefully one of the girls will find out about her plans. We only have two more card girls to appear in this arc and you are going to love who they are. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.
Cards Collected: 17
Cards Left: 83
Girls in the harem (that were under control by a card): Nami, Aqua, Ristarte, Kinoko Komori, Botan, Nefertari Vivi, Beth Vanderwood, Meredy, Secre Swallowtail, Juvia Lockser, Shampoo, Itsuka Kendo, Mei Hatsume, Karui, Téa Gardner, Mina Ashido, and Fujiko Mine.
Girls in the harem (that weren't under control by a card): Nico Robin, Lucoa, Bellemere, and Nojiko.
Income: $2550 per day, $71,400-$79,050 per month, and $930,750 for the year.
Anyway, we got another chapter coming soon so stay tuned.